/csg/ Chink Shit Genera

What is the most you guys have ever been chinked?

I have a Piston 3, been using it for well over a year but it's starting to break - the volume controls don't work, the sleeve is tearing, etc. (been using it daily, in the gym, while running, raining, etc. so it's only natural I guess.)
Is the Piston V4 good?
Old thread maxed out.

>>57478830
What's a good TV box that can decode H265 and what not? What's a good VR headset for a phone?

>>57478853

>>57478849

>>57478847
Yes they're listed as Piston Hybrid V4. So I guess I'm buying both their IEM and powerbank. Their powerbanks are good right? I really loved the Piston 3.

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"11.11 was a mistake" - Jack Ma.

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tfw get coupon on the VERY LAST game after failing twice with my ham hands

>>57478866
Where do I find that game everybody is talking about

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Mini-2000-Lumens-Bright-CREE-Q5-LED-Adjustable-Zoom-Focus-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-Light/32650216356.html

IS THIS A GOOD FLASHLIGHT OR NO?
I ONLY HAVE 3 BUCKS I NEED A NEW KEYBOARD TOO

do foam sole inserts makes jogging more comfortable?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Orthotic-Arch-Support-Shoe-Pad-Sport-Running-Active-carbon-fiber-remove-odors-Insoles-Insert/2044209934.html

>>57478899
No

Any really thick mouse-pad? Like 1 cm thick.

How to view Aliexpress past prices??

>>57478863
just read on news alibaba made 1.4Billion in sales in 7 minutes after countdown 11.11

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Question to my fellow /csg/ers who happen to have the AULA F2012 mechanical keyboard:

How does it behave with fast double/quick tapping?

I'm looking to buy that keyboard but i also happen to play Stepmania when bored.

>>57478830
>no news
kys

>>57478899
You'll be comfier if you just dish out for a proper pair of shoes

>>57478923
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/steelseries-mouse-pad-High-end-pad-to-mouse-notbook-computer-mousepad-qck-gaming-padmouse-gamer-to/32602908558.html

Here's a 6mm (0.6cm) one.

Thickest I can find.

Why do you need one so big?

>>57478934
I don't trust you one bit Mr. Skeleton

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>>57478929
Alibaba Group Generated RMB 120.7 Billion (USD 17.8 Billion) of GMV on 2016 11.11 Global Shopping Festival
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20161111005797/en/Alibaba-Group-Generated-RMB-120.7-Billion-USD

>>57478934
Fuck off skelly

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>>57478951
As a skeleton, you can trust me when I say that being dead is great.

>>57478853
Xiaomi Mi TV 4k HDR

>>57478848
a single item out of all of my purchases never showed up, ~$2,

hang shit off your doors anon
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-Over-Door-Hook-Stainless-Kitchen-Cabinet-Clothes-Hanger-Organizer-Holder-1-piece/32441965371

>>57478830
What ROM can I install that isn't complete shit on my new Xiaomi Redmi Note 3?

>Official Xiaomi ROM is bloated with chink botnets to the brim
XDA ROMs are one of the following
> 1) 1337 app bloated pieces of shit
> 2) The vast majority of Android 6.0.1 ROMs have October security patch level at best
> 3) The newer 7.0+ ROMs don't have a working camera, or similar problems

What the fuck? am I expecting too much from a chinkphone?

>>57478869

how

>>57478952
how do aliexpress even make money? i mean the prices are so cheap that i cant see having any commissions for the sellers like ebay does.

>>57478869
nice

>>57478985
CM13, officially supported by Cyanogen

>>57478949
Thanks.
It's just really nice, had one which was ~1cm but got old and torn

>>57478985
Cyanogenmod 14.

>The newer 7.0+ ROMs don't have a working camera
I find this a plus though, i'll gladly buy a smartphone without camera if that means better hardware/battery.

>>57478899
to an extent, yes

>get used to sending chinky simple english messages to sellers
>get a reply with perfect english and feel stupid about it

Is Alibaba publically traded? Can I buy stock?

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>>57478982
Page not found.

If you're an Aussie, signup for cashrewards and get 11% back.

Pic related

>>57479017

Give him 1 star

How dare he in current year, what would Trump say?

>>57479022
yes, BABA

>>57479000
Unfortunately, all of the CM13 ROMs I have tried fit the problem description in 2).

All of the ROMs I tried had at best, the October security patch.

I'm worried about getting rekt since there are quite a few unpatched remote execution exploits out there

https://source.android.com/security/bulletin/

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>>57478998
Have a look on Taobao and you'll see the same things even cheaper. Ali certainly does take a cut from sellers. Makes you realize how many pointless middlemen between you and your shit when you buy from a Western retailer.

>>57479033
what if im canadian
i meant to post this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Pcs-Set-Stainless-Steel-Self-Home-Kitchen-Wall-Door-Holder-Hook-Hanger-Hanging-Coat-Hooks-Free/32653012067.html

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Seems like a good deal to me, Walgreens sells them for like $35

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Style-Silicone-Tenga-Egg-Masturbator-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Male-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket/32714477503.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=29d9115a-330d-4956-ad11-e34890e423f7

what are some good, cheap usb sticks?

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>>57479033
you basically give all your fucking information to them, from cc details to ali log in, everything. just so you can save 50cents you fucking nigger.

>>57479068
The post was for everyone in general, sorry.

But I suppose one of these sites would work http://www.cashbackholic.com/cashback-rebates-aliexpress.com.html

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>The man behind the world's biggest IPO ever wants a do-over. Jack Ma wishes that Alibaba never went public.

>>57479081
>just so you can save 50cents
where do you think you are?

>>57479090
i remember this

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I don't recognize this kind of coin
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Random-Sent-Free-shipping2014-special-offer-sale-Sex-6-Euros-7pcs-lot-different-design-sexy-silver/32537533643.html

>>57479081
Some anons here have spent over $300

Why wouldn't you want $33 back?

Don't give a fuck, I'm using chrome right now as well.

Anyone know how to search for Senfer UEs on Aliexpress?

I get almost no results if I search for "Senfer".

Anyone have a link to that website where you can check if prices have been raised for this "sale"?

>>57479076
Enjoy your penis cancer

>>57479105
That's the EU's new 1 Euro coin to commemorate Trump and his relationship with them

>>57479119
http://www.chnprice.com/

>>57479119
http://www.chnprice.com/

>>57479121
They're eggs, you're supposed to boil them in hot water

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not bad for 50 cents
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fake-Blood-Manmade-Nail-Through-Finger-With-Bandage-April-Fool-Trick-Prop-Scary-Toy-ES88-HB88/32217416518.html

>>57479126
lmao

>>57478998
They also own the payment system (Alipay). Cutting out the middleman is a big part of it

>>57479131

HARD BOILED

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>>57479105

>>57479138
i can do this for even cheaper and more authentic

>>57479033
>tfw when it hasnt registered my payment

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Well /g/?

>>57479157
get it

>>57479155
Check your email.

I always add to cart then make sure to go back to the site.

>>57478998
>prices so cheap
lol, they pay the workers $2 an our, and the so called $10 item you bough is really about $2-$3 in total cost.

>>57479157
how much

>>57479157
[GRINDER INTENSIFIES]

I haven't gotten anything on 11/11. I keep not finding justifiable reasons to get certain things over saving my money.

Nothing I need is unimportant enough to fill it with chinkshit right now.

>>57479157
Kirov Reporing

>>57479157
link me

>>57479167
nope nothing

oh well i only spent $78 USD

still thats like $12 aud cashback

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It looks like a chip bag but it's a bag bag

Brilliant

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This thread's days are numbered.

>>57479190
huevos prro :v

>>57478853
Just get the orange pi pc.
$15 and can do h264/h265 at 4k30fps.

>>57478933
Quick-tapping seems OK. I've used it for about 1~2 months, though, and occasionally I do get a key-press drop while typing. Seems to be happening more and more often, too, which is kinda disappointing.

Also Ctrl+Shift+Tab doesn't work.

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>>57479178
Most of the stuff I actually wanted actually went up in price so only got a few under-$1 items

>>57479201
I thought that shit had n-key rollover

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>>57479112
no. because selling your personal information for pennies - 99% of his purchases are pennies. and 33 is a 1-2 hours wage at most. i would rather do overtime for 30 minutes than give my personal info to some dodgy 3rd party "rewards" shill. sounds like those fucking day time tv infomercials or ponzi scheme they use to con retards. like pay day loan level of scum.

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probably world's best onahole

>>57479219
No, that'd be puniana DX

>>57478985
Xiaomi.eu ROM
Global ROM
CM

Even chinks don't buy Xiaomeme anymore.

>>57479128
>>57479130
Thanks

>>57479171
$37

>>57478830
Hey. Does anyone have any suggestions on a VR headset for a 7 inch tablet?

I can't seem to find any larger than 6.6 inches

>>57479182
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Minitudou-Red-Alert-3-795PCS-Kirov-Airship-Small-Particles-Assembled-Building-Blocks-Toy-Plastic-Ship-Model/32699599129.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10511_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=bd0336be-fed4-4006-8332-325318199f9e

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>>57479208
Doesn't seem that way. I also got chinked since I thought I was getting the backlit version, but they sent the wrong one, so the first part of the webm is "proving" it didn't work.

>>57479170
>implying that my $2 standalone mp3 player was built in an hour by a semiliterate chinese slave worker instead of being lovingly hand crafted and the dacs individually tuned by fine artisans

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as a foot guy, this pleases me greatly
>tfw 100$ for one foot
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-3D-Tickling-kiss-sex-male-foot-feet-fetish-sculpture-model-foot-jobs-outdoor-feet-sex/32726362493.html

>>57479263
chubby fingers

>>57479262
$37

thats a bit steep

>>57479263
How long was the delivery?

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>>57479275
My man!

>>57479281
doing god's work senpai.

>>57479184
so its a potato chip bag themed bag holder?

>>57479295
It could be if you wanted

>>57479275
disgusting

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You made her cry.

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>>57479063
this is true, but taobao sellers sometimes don't sell internationally or do so at a fee. Aliexpress is much more convenient.

>>57479305
can i use to cum inside

>>57479310
who is that ho

>>57479313
Store your used tenga inside

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Dope Godzilla posters for all you kaiju fans

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gamera-a-shit/32764655902.html

>>57479319
I forgot the name but she's Anthony Wiener's wife

>>57479329
nice find

>>57479331
literally who

fast recommend me some cheap unnecessary things to order

>>57479346
Anthony Wiener is the guy that single-handedly brought down the Clinton campaign with his dick.

Picked up a Comfast CF-917AC (AC1750) which is a 3x3 wireless adapter for $18 after coupon.

>>57479348
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Glowing-Cat-Switch-Sticker-Luminous-Wall-Sticker-Fluorescent-Bedroom-Home-Decoration/32763110881.html

>>57479363
what the hell are you talking about son
Bill is still president

>>57479377
It's 2016 here my fellow time traveller

>>57479288
13 (full) days. Also, now that I actually look at the model number on the back, this is the SI-2012, but the listing said F2012. I should've chinked for a larger refund.

>>57479348
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/POLYFOAM-high-quality-cartoon-mascot-costume-brown-teddy-mascot-costumes-teddy-bear-costumes-soft-plush/1688990567.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.184.Bu8EsV&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10037_10091_10090_10511_10088_10089_10077,searchweb201603_1&btsid=4bb1e537-ff22-429f-9c07-83c1e4476db9

>>57479263
ch ch chinked

Anyone find a grey 3 ram 32 GB rmn3p that's not sold out? Also should I get the special editon if I'm on T-Mobile?

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Pretty sure I got chinked on the usb multimeter?
Anyways, ended up spending a tiny bit over 20 aud on 11.11, saved maybe $5 in total.

Not that great of a sale 2bh.

Why does Ali duplicate my orders? I have 1 order paid for, and 1 waiting to be paid for. Anything when you buy 30+ items and have to cancel the duplicates.

>>57479348
this is cheaper
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Onesie-Promotion-2015-Newest-Inflatable-Ballet-Costume-Halloween-Party-Funny-Fat-Man-Fancy-Animal-For-Adults/1801874_32376223171.html

>>57479348
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HugeCustomMousePAD/32654990643.html

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>>57479312
Not saying you should order from Taobao, just using it to demonstrate that Aliexpress is not selling at cost and so is more than capable of taking a cut from any sale.

Does GB have genuine Cree Q5 Flashlights? Buyin it for a bday gift

Are the KZ ED9 good?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KZ-ED9-Super-Bowl-Tuning-Nozzles-T-Shaped-Driver-Monitoring-In-Ear-Headphones-HiFi-Earphone-With/32372852938.html

>>57479427
>>57479394

jesus christ

>>57479442
Pretty good.
The newer aS3/ATRs might be better.

Any plushies that I can fuck?

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>>57479411
>Pretty sure I got chinked on the usb multimeter?
I would have spend few extra buck to get fancier version of it.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Digital-Dispay-4V-30V-USB-Doctor-QC2-0-quick-charge/32761602593.html

>>57479435
aliex doest need to take much. they dont jew as hard as ebay/paypal. most stores are selling straight from the factory/garage, basically very little expenses and chinese dont pay tax, no redtape like the west.

>>57479511
i should move to china

>>57479475
2bh I was trying to keep it under 20.

11.11 happened 3 days too soon for me, i get my first paycheck next Tuesday.

>>57479520
Congrats eating fake food anon.

>>57479557
>impliying that eating at mcdonalds is anything different

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Is this the greatest underwears ever or what

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>>57479560
>implying eating mcdonalds everyday is fine

>>57479511

Not to mention they actually have physical shops/E-malls and faster delivery.

>>57479520
Shenzhen is the tech capital. You can get your cheap OEMs there.

>>57479567
Ahhh... the imagination runs wild

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First time buying from this site, got a few Christmas presents as well.

>>57479567
Ew.

>>57479600
>christmas presents

HAHAHA
FOR 2018 MAYBE

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>>57479114

Please /csg/

>>57478985
Camera does work with proper kernel on cm14. You likely have a newer hardware revision with different sensors and fingerprint reader.

Try agni kernel or radon. Agni kernel has the proprietary blobs for the camera so it has the same quality as stock.

Or just wait a fucking week for the update. You realize that pretty much all flagships don't have the update either?

>>57479613
do things bought on 11.11 really take longer to arrive?

>>57479619
>>57479114
the answer is probably on the infographic, it lists 2 sellers i think

so no more coupons

What's a good chink smartwatch?

>>57479634
Apple Watch

>>57479625
to an extent, yes

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>>57479237
why did i look that up and then actually read a review?
am i becoming degenerate bros?

>>57479674
That black shirt guy certainly didn't give a fuck

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>>57479275

>>57478830
dafuq, the news were really helpful.
Why are "OPs" creating this thread for a few days without news?
Are you lazy?

>>57479625
2-3 weeks is normal for me in Britbongistan, it'll probably be slower with Christmas rush. Two months at maximum normally, don't buy anything you don't need for two months as a rule just in case.

>>57479626

Thanks!

Does anyone know why searching for "Senfer" stops these results from showing up?

good iems for $50-$80??

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>>57479691
Make your own news and post it here then you lazy sack of shit.
Stop being a bitch.

>>57479705
Try google

Senfer ues aliexpress or something

ZST OR ATE???

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Show me your carts
I want to get a few more memes before the sale is over

Here's my shopping spree
>Nano Zicron's
>a small KZ case for the earbuds
>New belt
>A Kryptek jacket and pants
>Weird watch I liked to look of
>USB mini light cause that's gonna be amazing for work
>Credit card knife

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>>57479753
Fell for quite a few memes here, haven't bought any chinkshit since march

Captcha is "calle phone"

i dont know what to buy anymore
>tfw first world problems

>inb4 use the random item finder
im starting to see the same items over and over. ive been on this all day

>>57478830
I'm about to buy the Mi band 2
will the global version work in the US?
I heard someone talking about something from xiaomi not working in the US with the global version a few threads back

>>57479819
Search for some random $5-10 IEMs that no one mentions, if they turn out to be good, you can gloat about discovering a new meme.

Anyone else getting foreign transactions on their credit cards all of a sudden?

Dont suppose anyone has bought something like this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TeaBottle/32651718864.html?

>>57478888
That is not even close to 2000 lumens.

>>57478869
where's the 10$ zircons

any recommendations on bluetooth earbuds? need some for the gym

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Thinking of adding another $21 in order to use the $5 coupon that I got from the coupon chink.

Any suggestions?

Also for these small metal puzzles, will i be needing the additional pliers and cutting tools that are sold for these items?

>>57479131
bruh that is not how carcinogens and other toxins in plastics work

you can not just boil them away

you are in luck with dildos because you can put condoms on them

but stuff that goes in or on you raw?

>>57479862
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.qNcoXP

>>57479907
It's a joke because they're fucking eggs

>>57479893
Yes, get the tool-kit

>>57479853
I don't trust chink shit for food shit. I guess it's possible that they didn't use pot steel and plastic that off-gasses one of the many xenoestrogens that aren't BPA, or some other toxic shit.

>>57479921
o-oh

[spoiler]you are (should/could) supposed to boil dildos too to get rid of germs[/spoiler]

GayBeast is selling cheap G1W-CB dashcams:
http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_196898.html

Based on dashcamtalk forums they should not be fakes. I hope they haven't used switch-and-bait tactics.

>>57479948
>Bleach it

>>57479935
i dont eat off of any plastic anymore after i watched a documentary about estrogen mimics leaching out of plastics

if its a problem here in America and Europe, its probably a full blown crisis in Chinese made goods.

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>>57479827
someone please
I don't want to get chinked

>pic unrelated because you shits don't notice a post without a picture

>>57478899
Don't do it

Buy better shoes if anything

>>57479959
well if you do not care about colour at all

>>57479969
Mi band 2 is Bluetooth. It'll work. Faggot

>>57479773
Follow up
I was gonna get a micro drone for $30 but decided my money would be better spent elsewhere. Sales still going on, I'm up for recommendations.

>>57479982
must have been a phone then
thanks though

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>2016
>almost 2017
>still buying phones with memory instead of memery

>>57479917
Nice but how did you even find that.
It's literally not on the search results page for me.

What earbuds should I get, there is so many different model

>>57480030
Either someone linked it on a previous /csg/ thread or I just found it by searching.

>>57480040
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.qNcoXP

Review here
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon

>>57480030
ali search a shit

usually yields different results often

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I love how they're suddenly making their mobile website inaccessible and unusable to force users to download their apps.

>>57480040
Somic V4

>>57480060
Seriously though, searching with all the right keywords filtered by price. The 10$ one that was posted literally isn't on the results. Weird.

What's the best tablet I can get?

I'm definitely eyeballing the Teclast X98 Plus II.

>9.7 inch 2048x1536 screen
>4GB ram
>64GB hard drive
>Dual Android and Windows 10
>20% off
> only $145

Is it the best one on Aliexpress?

>>57479260
Anyone? I've been searching for hours now. I want to se my 7 inch android tablet, because I don't have a phone that can run cardboard.

>>57478848
Ordered a set of knitting needles, several were missing and one pair was broken.

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First time shopping /csg/ or singles day, how bad did I get chinked?

>>57480140
Were they wooden?

>>57480146
At least 14% chinked

>>57480161
bamboo yes
also some tiny blobs on the tips, sort of similar to dried glue, not large enough to have any effect, but still.

Has anyone bought one of the full sized chink sex dolls?

Has anyone tried these?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/feet_hammock/32617834134.html

0-4 buy the aula keyboard
5-9 buy 500gb kingdian s280

rolling

>>57480180
Do you have a michaels near you? Load a coupon on your phone and you can grab any pair you need for a good price

>>57480008
it runs on meme re magic

>>57480180
>>57480226
>knitting
Where am I

>>57480198
The penile cancer is not worth it

How does the $10 off $129 work. Its advertised on the main page but doesn't seem to be applied when I checkout. Trying to but a RN3P

Do I buy counterfeit anime figures

>>57480226
It was not a too big deal for me, I just looked around at the closest store to me and they did not have bamboo needles of too many sizes, so instead of walking a km or two extra, I went home and ordered from ali instead.

bamboo (needles) all come from asia in the end either way.

>>57480249
knitting is beautifully organized and structured anon

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welp

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Am i going to get chinked?

>>57480305
>paying for condoms
yes i will say so

>>57480305
I thought it was a given not to buy condoms off of Chinese websites

i am looking for a discrete fan controller that doesn't have any protruding knobs or an LCD display.

Similar to the NZXT Sentry Mesh Fan Controller, but looking for a cheaper chink version.

Anyone have any suggestions?

>>57480324
Well if he's only going to use it to keep his dildo clean when he shoves it up his ass

>>57480283
a real onahole cost like $10 shipped from Japan dude. Just google nls.

>>57480305
They are going to ship it in a plastic gray bag. Hope your mailman likes feeling dicks.

>>57480337
Cause what I want is a box with a loli slapped on it delivered to my door

>>57479795
Link for the cases?

>>57480333
The rectal cancer is not worth it

>>57480305
>He bought condoms

Free literally anywhere.

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>>57479893
That Normandy model is pretty neat.

>>57479600
>MAGA hat
I was going to buy one cheaply at a flea market after the elections, seems thats not gonna be the case

>>57480305
>Store name
>Dildo Store
They're are not beating around the bush, are they?


The only thing I bought during this sale was a $0.08 flashlight cause Miniinhebox sent me a $2 coupon.

>>57480354
You can ask them to remove the box.

I bought a $200 hip from them but ended up throwing it out because it was too difficult to clean and it felt a little wrong sneaking a 8lb pussy in and out.

Anyplace I can buy a Mitu hat? Also, any recommended socks?

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>>57480259
What could possibly go wrong

Which huameme p9 will work in Australia? Which site has the cheapest one found?

>>57480377
I tried searching just like you said but there's only $20 one, not the $10 you said.

What must sanitation workers feel when they see shamefully disposed dildos and onaholes

>>57480388
>Anyplace I can buy a Mitu hat?
Look for ushanka at ali, loooks like there's a bunch

>>57480407
Are those knitting needles on the upper right?

>>57480407
link to mp3 player

I only have $1 left in my account.

What do I get? I already bought micro usb cables.

>>57480416
the same ones >>57480140

>>57480395
I don't know, some of these Russian reviews are pretty happy

>>57480403
Holy shit they increased the price. Epacket used to cost $3~$4.

>>57480422
uuuh anon... that goes in your butt

>>57480422
https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-mp3-remote.html?site=glo&isrefine=y&SearchText=mp3+remote&g=y&SortType=total_tranpro_desc&CatId=66&needQuery=n

they are all the same, pretty sure

>>57478830
Any chink smart watch with reliable meters?

>>57480436
You can use them for external stimulation too, gosh

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>when your item ships an hour after you ordered it

>>57480436
l-link?

>>57480450
why

>>57480423
8pcs/pack Nylon Cable Ties Power Wire Strap Management Marker Straps
http://s.aliexpress.com/zAn26V7j
(from AliExpress Android)

>>57480450
Thanks

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>>57480473
f-for an art project

>>57480450
to be honest it is about the same as my old cellphones vibration

maybe my batteries are old

>spend $120 on meme day
I'm such an fag.
Oh well, can't wait until my shit shows up in three months

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What did you all buy during 11/11?

>>57480498
Nvm then

>>57480473
You can use it to stimulate your prostate AKA G spot

>>57480510
hitachi or bust

>>57480305
Go to your local planned parenthood and get some free condoms jfc

>>57480509
Fucking queer.

>>57480507
>spent -$393,19
mostly because of a refund

>>57480509
be my gf (male)

>>57480202
I have one. It's not that good. Worked alright for my drafting desk since it was much higher than a normal desk and I didn't have anywhere to rest my feet otherwise while seated.

https://youtu.be/lQosaFTz4fo?t=85

>>57478848
bought a chink airplane travel pillow
like one of the U shaped ones you put around your neck

it came completely covered by mold

shit was gross

are chink 3D printers a meme?

>>57480509
>DIY clock kit
>Storage bin for small electronic parts
>Travel organizer bag for USB cables, chargers, as cards and shit
>Glow in the dark moon sticker
>Magnetizer/de magnetizer for screwdrivers
>USB wifi dongle
>RGB LED tape lights with rf remote and some connectors
>KZ HDSE Bluetooth memes
>Magnetic desk stand for phone
>Qi wireless charger
>Thumb book holder
>Qkz N1 memes
>Anime figure
>HDMI splitter
>Backlight mini keyboard/mouse
>Knock off Mazda 6 door sill scuff plates
>Fucking monks

>>57480564
Nah there are some global industry-leaders but they are not remotely cheap

>>57480569
Also kill me for spending money on this chink shit.
Good thing I'm just cashing in good boy reward points on my credit card.

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>>57480509
Just pic related

>>57480561
Did you take pics?

>>57480578
If you consider $200-300 cheap?
Or if you are willing to spend $200-400, is western (-stocked) pretty much the same?

>>57480561
>Free gift

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>>57480539
anyone know if ethernet switches off gearbest are legit?
am i going to be chinked 6 months down the line with failing switches?

>>57480589
yeah i had to to get a refund

on my old hard drive tho so i cant post em sadly

>>57480532
>>57480523
I'm a lesbian

>>57480030
The search completely broke an hour after 11.11 started, use CHNprice or other search engines for Ali and scour for links here
Oh, and CHNPrice search is shit, you're better off just scouring for links here

>>57480560
>yfw your dick gets caught and it mangles your member like a blender.

>>57480590
You can get some really cheap ones but you might need do some modifications to improve the performance. By then, it would be comparably to the base model of other mainstream (Except at a lower price point)

A big turn-off would be that most Chinese 3D Printers are closed-source (Not a dealbreaker but may not fit your needs)

>>57480646
Fuck off

>>57480140
>knitting
A girl?

>>57480560
is it so hard for japs to make some sex toys for people bigger than 4 inches.
same goes for onaholes, sleeves and bodices.
can barely get the tip in and then what?

>Ordered something less than 30 minutes ago
>Change my mind because I found something else
>Cancel Order
>Alipay has already deducted the amount from my debit card
>Can't buy what I want because card does not have enough
>Alipay still hasn't returned my payment for the cancelled order
>It's Saturday and the banks are closed

Topkek

>>57480666
>most Chinese 3D Printers are closed-source
that is a big turnoff

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Nice Mega Man Nendo for pretty cheap

http://s.aliexpress.com/AnM7Rjqe

>just bought Bobovr z4 mini vr headset
I've never even used Google cardboard before. I just want to watch YouTube videos laying down and be comfy+immersed. Hope I don't get chinked out of $20.

https://ya(delet this)di.sk/d/LB22t1xWyNgiR

Redmi 4 camera photos

What is the Chinese equivalent of Pilot g2s?
What pens/other stationery did you guys get?

>>57480690
>not just using your hand

>>57480699
Not all though

As long as you do research, you should do fine.

>>57480715
J I N H A O
I
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H
A
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>>57480686
Men can knit too

>>57480705
Why do people buy the bootleg shit, instead of the Higher Quality Seagulls/Beijing/Hangzhou/Perpetual watches?

>>57480751
are they over five bucks? because of that
but yes those fakes looks horrible, my soki watch looks better.

>>57480748
Nope, having a y chromosome makes it physically impossible for you to knit

>>57480729
Not looking for fountain pens tho, just pens and stationery in general

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$18 for a figure that goes for ~$160 everywhere else

Am I about to get chinked?

>>57480772
what do you fucking think

>>57480772
only one way to know gweilo

>>57480509
are you a qt

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>>57480772
ew

What's a good chink tablet for mom?

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I don't care. I looked for an hour for something better than james donkey for under $10 and couldn't find anything.

I don't care any more.

Any USB C cables that won't cause house fires?

>>57480788
120% legal in the US

Would be on the most wanted list in Canada though

>>57480794
Spend the extra ten and get a Deathadder 2013, they're legit and genuinely top tier mouse.

>left zircons in my car
one of the headphones just split in half and separated
chink glue never again

>>57480817
Kek, post pic

>>57480819
>leaving my house to walk to my car
maybe later

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>>57480807
it's not wireless.

>>57480694
chink'ed

>>57480845
Get a cheapshit R-Horse

>>57480772
Take a look at photos in the reviews if there are any.
They'll look anywhere from slightly off to literal trash but Russians will give it 5 stars regardless

>>57480845
Because wireless mice are horrible and never good

>>57480858
checked photos from the same item from a different vendor and they look legit or at least close to it.

>>57480867
Of course every vendor is using pictures of the real thing.
You're just asking to be chinked

>>57480772
Test it for us anon.

>>57478830
Has anyone tried wireless RGB bulbs like these?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/XiaoMi-Remote-Control-Colorful-APP-WIFI-Smart-LED-Light-RGB-temperature-Romantic-lamp-Yeelight-for-iOS/32699975558.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.6.L1qkg8&scm=1007.13338.62134.000000000000001&pvid=ff38a913-a83c-42ee-9181-6a9bcad71a18&tpp=1

>>57480872
Oh sorry, didn't mean vendor photos, I meant reviewer photos.

>>57480875
Will do, hopefully they arrive by the end of the month

>>57480788
she's 200 years old

>>57480802
Choetech apparently. Bought some today on another anon's advice.

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it's almost over

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>>57480860
don't care. computer wires is the 2nd leading cause of autism. fact.

>>57480854
they look too small and difficult to palm.

>>57480883
I bought a much cheaper one a while back with just an ir remote. It was much dimmer than I expected but pretty much perfect for what I wanted, a dim red light that I can use just before bed. Also it seems impossible to get it to replicate an incandescent bulb's colour. The white is harsh and the yellow and oranges just aren't it.

One of my friends want to try getting a vape for his mom to help her quit smoking, any recs?

>>57480911
oh god how do you get it off

Anything like a nfc ring but slightly less raging autism?

>>57480923
Joyetech AIO and Eleaf iCare are great if you don't expect ebin clouds bro

>>57480919
you mean like this

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/RGB-LED-Strip-Light-Waterproof-IP65-60LEDs-m-5M-2835-SMD-Flexible-RGB-Lights-LED-Tape/32582289519.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.11.ig8daU&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10037_10091_10090_10032_9912_10511_10088_10089_10077,searchweb201603_1&btsid=1d38a39e-c917-4143-a7d5-ef485b442575

ctrl-f - shark = zero
who has the cheapest sharks micro sd's?

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>>57480928
What do you even down with a NFC ring
>>57480953
Shark prices are high now because chinks cought on to the meme. Cost just as much as a typical name brand on Amazon now.

>>57480938
similar remote but it's a bulb not a strip

Best flashlight that takes 18650 batteries?

>>57478830
descent smart watch with heartrate monitor?

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THERE'S AN HOUR LEFT FOR THE SALE
and I just found out about it
what get

>>57481032
it looks slightly dangerous desu

Hey, just wondering does anyone know if the AULA F2012 mech keyboard work with windows 10?
I was gonna get some other random backlit chink keyboard, but the AULA looks a bit nicer and is mechanical so i figure its worth the extra $20

>>57481032
i'm so jealous

>>57481051
you like big balls?

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Sup /csg/, currently running a 12v case fan off a spliced USB cable to keep my modem cool due to Ausfag and impending Summer.

So currently the fan is running at 5v, I assume if I purchased this
>pic related
and cut the end off and connected that to the fan, it would then run at 12v?

>>57481046
why wouldt work you dumb gweilo

>find a shark card for a good price
>39 days shipping
foh

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I bought some things. Fake underwear can be alright, if you search for ck you get Calvin Klein, ac for Andrew Christian etc.

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>>57481061
Current setup fyi

Anyone here order one of those gt08 smart watches? I ordered one of the older $12 models in gold and one of the newer models in steel w/matching mesh bracelet
If nobody bought one I'll do a review when they arrive

>>57481062
I was looking at keyboards a while ago and there were a few that supported xp/7/8 but they specifically said they didnt work on W10, the AULA keyboard says it supports xp/7/8 but says nothing about W10. So i want to make sure before buying it.

Kek, just googled gweilo, is that basically their equivalent of us calling them chinks?

Anyone ever bought one of these?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FOTGA-Electronic-AF-Auto-Focus-Lens-Adapter-for-Canon-EOS-EF-EF-S-to-Sony-E/32323097230.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.19.3WdSl0&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=fd72393c-91ce-4968-88bd-f2febef6b310

People apparently say it's slow compared to the Metabones, but for $30 it seems like a damn good accessory for my A7.

>>57481069
>100% polyester

>>57481085
They all at least claim to be cotton + spandex/lycra, so who knows

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who else intentionally picks China warehouses instead of domestic US when there is an option? first off I'd rather save even $2, and secondly, I feel cheated that I wouldn't have to wait that traditional 30-90 days for a nice surprise after I forgot about it

>>57481069
>gayest order page ever
lmao

>>57481120
It's not even my gayest order

Anyone got the link to the imgur list of gifts?

>>57480699
>>57480727
Best FDM printer I have seen is the Cubicon single. If you just want to mess around for cheap the reprap clones might do it for you but having owned a Shenzhen special FDM and another 3DS cube I got for $200 if you really want to do end use or functional parts you need something better.

http://3dcubicon.com/english/product/new_product_310f.asp?gidx=126
>Fully automated calibration
>Heated build chamber
>Specifically designed for ABS (I think it can do PETG)
>Offically supported by Simplify3D

Who here has bought any bike lights?

>>57481182
Bought a light that used an 18650 since I've got a ton of them. It's great.
Also bought a ton of those less-than-a-dollar rubber things for the red rear light

>>57481148
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt