Programming languages personified by women

>>57474157
>- looks innocent, but only to people who don't know her

Why so?

>>57474180
Because she will do things you couldn't have imagined.

>>57474180
She gets fucked by monkeys 24/7.

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Lisp

old, but flexible.

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Java

>>57474233
kekd

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>>57474157
Python
-best waifu

Html without css. Ratarded assburgers woman

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C.
Sadly she uses W10 in the animu.

>>57474234
audibly kekd

>>57474157

>she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>but she only exists in your imagination

This is a good thread, keep them coming.

>>57474867
What animu?

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BrainFuck

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C#

She's a professional, and always manages to get the job done. She knows what she is, and you know what she is. You'd be mortified if anyone found out you used her services.

>>57476647
Haskell. Obviously

>>57476952
I see C# either as a cute/sexy anime grrl or as a transparent and colorful Osu! like man.

>>57474560
That isn't a programming language.

HTML with CSS. Retarded Asperger's woman who is also a painting prodigy.

>>57476737
Stella no Mahou

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Fortran
>Your dead grandmother.

DeviousYarn
>Barely passable trap but you'd fuck it

Perl
>Old hairy man in drag

>>57477064
I'd marry the shit out of C++ if I could.

>>57477151
C best waifu tho

>>57474867
Microsoft hares C though. They've been trying to kill it since 1999

this thread is gay as hell, kill yourselves.

>>57476952
Enjoy your STDs.

>>57477172
Didn't werked out.

>>57476952
>>57476982
She's a brown girl like Java, but cute and 2D

>>57477164
Yeah kinda, but 15 years older than me.

what's lua like

>>57477259
I know, grandmas, right? She's 28 years older than me.

>>57477172
Not gonna happen until they come up with a viable replacement.

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javascript

>>57474180
Ruby on the surface is a very clean and easy to use language
Once you start using it heavily though it becomes an indecipherable, dangerous, madhouse of a language.

>ruby
>pretty

she'd have deformities.

>>57474501
import waifu

>Rust
A pure tsundere that lashes you with the borrow checker until you properly behave. If you succeed in pleasing her however, she becomes dere, says she loves you and gives wonderfully kisses and performance.

>>57481138
u no mutable?