/csg/ Chink Shit General

I found some weird shit on ali but not sure if I want to post it

first for haha gay

>>57473701
Hello, Reddit.

>>57473700
how weird?

Will this make me look cute guys?

Stylish ZA Roses Floral Animal Pattern Embroidered Rivet Patch Designs Jacket Military Army Green Trendy Women Coat Outwear Tops
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZBRjM7jA
(from AliExpress Android)

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how safe/good are these chink PSU's?

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My payment hasn't been verified yet, when should I start worrying

how does one play the AliExpress game?

>>57473728
Great, i've got one myself too.
Very reliable brand.

Are there any good chink cameras?

>>57473749
The only winning move is not to play

Can I even get any (5$) Coupons without Coins?

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>>57473725
as with most fashion it actually just depends on how good looking you are

the hot model looks like shit in it, so can you confidently say you are sexy enough to offset the horrible jacket

do you have speedtest screenshots of sharks?

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What did I get?

>>57473749
Open up your mind and let me step inside.

This sale is dicks.

I just want some cheap earbuds. Gearbest has better deals because I have left over good goi points.

Is there any expensive tech over $200 that you can buy? I'm the only one who hasn't ordered anything today.

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>>57473790
maybe

>>57473743
it takes 24 hours

>>57473806
Why not buy Monks like most people do?

>>57473810
Chinkphones, tv boxes, projectors, etc

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>tfw no qt chink tomboy gf
Why even live, lads

>>57473810
good projector

>>57473796
Chink anthrax

>>57473810
Mi Pad 2, Xiaomi laptops, Xiaomi Wifi Air Purifier, Xiaomi Yi 4K

>>57473814
I like you lad, please keep contributing to /csg/

>>57473796
Chink dragon dildo

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>tfw just intelligent enough to buy chink shit.

>>57473831
im this skinny irl and it is NOT fun

>>57473827

They're five, I can get pistons shipped for 3.

I might be wrong but pistons are probably better than monks.

>>57473806
You can get ATEs for 5 bux from the KZ store.

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Redmi Note 3 or Note 4 for normie dad usage (social media, photos)?
Does Mediakek/Snapdragon make much of a difference?

>>57473810
Xiaomi laptop, xiaomi bicycle

>>57473754
How much are they?

>>57473831
wtf she looks like you could accidentally break her

>>57473870
For your normie dad take the note 4, looks better.

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>>57473810
Xiaomi Yi M1!

>>57473870
/g/ hates mediacuck cuz they cant flash roms or root it, but if you get the phone for a normie who doesn't give a shit, might aswell take the cheaper one

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>>57473849
i like you too

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>>57473796
Its a figure. Bought it a little early just to be sure it doesn't arrive after Christmas, but shipping time was only about 6 days. $40, no shipping costs.

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>>57473831
>3DPDs

>>57473885
I'd break her if you know what I'm saying

>>57473867

Should I get ATR or ATEs?

We really need a /csg/ afterparty thread in four weeks time to share our experiences of all the wonderful Chinese goods we bought today.

>>57473866
Probably fake pistons

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>>57473908

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>>57473892
>>57473899
The Note 4 it is then, thanks guys.

>>57473901
Is it official or fake?

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SOON

>>57473901
More pics I'm curious

anyone ever hear or know if the deathadders on ali express are useable? i dont care if theyre counterfeit but if the sensor is good and it doesnt break within a month (like razre products do anyway)

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>>57473901
Its larger than I thought. Even though it's reaper they put."real name: Lena Oxton" on the package.

>>57473943
Very very probably fake, but the detail seems good. I can't take pictures of detail yet, it's intended as a gift.

>>57473944
thank you. i kept missing out on the next games and only played once. got $5 and $8 off coupons 4-5 hrs ago.

>>57473960
Usable and not even counterfeit, they're the real deal

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>>57473967
fuck, i didn't get any dudes

>>57473983

Me neither

I want to fall for the shark meme
but I dont need any more SD cards...

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> people buy stand alone mp3 players instead of using their phone

top fuckin kek

Why does no one talk about the non-shark mixzas? They're cheaper and have equal performance
http://s.aliexpress.com/JVnA3MnA

>>57473921
ATEs for sure. Consider getting two.

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That was easy round for me, too bad I already accidentally sent my aliexpress order so $5 loss for me.

>>57473983
i just log into aliexpress, and i cant play..

>>57473970


the 20$ ones are? i broke mine by raging over router lag so i need to replace it

i could just try to stick the sensor into the chassis from the counterefeit one even if it is shit but id prefer not to do that

how do u kmnow theyre not counterfeits? have you or someone you know bought them?

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Here are me and my mom's chink shit.
Thanks for Gamesir G3w and anti dust plug cover suggestions.

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>>57473831
>tfw no qt chinese trap gf

MY SUFFERING IS GREATER THAN YOURS

>>57473994
but they don't have a cool shark on them

WHERE'S THE FUCKING COUPON HUNT, I'M NOT GETTING THE NOTIFICATION

>>57473991
I just fell for it again and I'm not even using the first shark I bought

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About to pull the trigger on the Le max 2
>2k meme screen
>Tiny Shit 3100mAh battery
>No sd slot
>Meme IR blaster

Can anyone recommend any better alternative with SD820 and 5.5 or higher screen for ~220 yuros?

>>57474005
oh, you have to leave the page up

i just leave this one open or the next link
http://1111.aliexpress.com/en?%20

http://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catch_the_coupon_rule.htm

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>>57473962
>>57473954
>>57473943
Ah you know what, I just noticed the package has been opened and resealed with a piece of regular sticky tape so i'm just gonna open it and take pics of the figure itself. tomorrow though I'm not at home ATM.

(I have large hands, the figure is pretty big)

>>57474001

Are Ed12s worth it? I'm willing to spend it if they are.

>>57474013
http://1111.aliexpress.com/en or front page of botnet app.

>>57474024
>IR blaster
What for, anon?

>>57474013
>>57474028
leave it open before the event starts

>>57474057
I was lining up the meh/cons so I have the same question

>>57474007
They have been regularly memed here and an anon posted an explanation on why they're so cheap - they were sold in bulk without retail packaging to internet cafes in Asia. Give em a try

Haven't tested them personally, my gf bought me a Steelseries Rival so I'm stuck with it until it breaks

>>57474042

soft non calloused hands

anon pls

>>57474089

ur gf trolled you the rival is such a piece of shit

maybe ill try it out

>>57473870
Chinked yet again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIibCm1dYSk

>>57474128
he looks like an alien from gantz

>>57473810
ear/headphones

> waiting for 32 items
> just bought another 30 things at Aliexpress just today, and I'm not even done shopping

>>57473895
Fun fact; those focus rings are just for show and don't actually do anything, let alone move.

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I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING IN 3 DAYS, NOTHING INTERESTING ON THE WEBSITE.

WHAT DO I BUY?

Dear /csg/, recommend me shit to buy, i want some micro sds, usb lights and bt speakers.

Also some earphones/headphones.

Thanks.

Jack Ma-ah! Saviour of the universe
Jack Ma-ah! He'll chink everyone of us
Jack Ma-ah! He's a miracle
Jack Ma-ah! King of the impossible

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>>57474143

looking for a webcam that can do 1080p@60fps

any suggestions?

>>57474159
Chinese design at best.

>>57474024
Le Pro 3.

>>57474164
I recommend you read the wiki

>>57473866
piston basic/youth edition? they're are garbage, monks are better

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>>57474143
come say that to my face mate

my faggot cat destroyed my earphones. What is the /csg/ approved earphones right now? I don't need anything too special. Max 10$

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>>57474169

>>57474184
VE monks.

>>57474164
Sharks, xiaomi/ROCK speakers, Bluedio headphone, and zircons/KZ's
For the lights, just get a small Cree light

>>57474010
this is ugly not qt

>>57474042
Looks pretty damn good actually, how much was it?

>>57474184
see >>57473867

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First time buying from ali, and my order doesn't go through the system.

What fucking gives?

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>>57474183

>>57474181
no they aren't
monks are good for $5 but not that great
this meme is getting out of hand

>>57474210
give back the credit card daquan.

>>57474198
>Bluedio headphone

>>57474210

stop using stolen credit cards anon

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why are you guys posting and not buying stuff from aliexpress?

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is this lepai still the best meme amp?

>>57474220
>>57474227
I can order from gearbest and amazon using that very debit card just fine

Custom mouse pad design ideas please. 9*4 aspect ratio

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IF YOU'RE STUCK FOR THINGS TO BUY

• Read the (fucking) Wiki, the buying guide is actually pretty good if you go through all three pages.
• Read the (fucking) Infographic, it's high res as fuck now and very good https://qt.vidyagam.es/YrLUXlC.jpg
• Go to http://chinkshit.xyz/random/, it's a randomiser and serves you a new chink item every time you hit go
• Dirty Reviews, Unbiased Tech Reviews and Comfy Tech Reviews are our most active /csg/ YouTube channels, give them a look.
• Ask in the Discord or IRC if the thread is going too fast, we're hitting bump limit very quickly today so some things get lost in the shuffle.
• If in doubt always try to buy Xiaomi, they're always good quality and a wide berth of products like bluetooth speakers etc.

Need a pepe tshirt lads
for some reason the search function only gives me red hot chili peppers shit
also a phone connection makes it an absolute pain

>>57474255
Ali confirmed more secure than Gaybeast or Amazon.

Based Jack.

To anons in the other thread talking about Uiisiis M7, don't buy that shit. It makes your ears tired and becomes borderline painful to listen to after an hour or so. Something is fucked up about them

>>57474277
Try searching "meme frog".

>>57474265
Crop a 1800x800 selfie of you trying to suck your own dick.

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>>57474244
Nah Nobsound is

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Recommended-F900-hot-sales-DIY-30W-2-Mini-Bluetooth-amplifier-Wireless-receiver-for-phone/32302404979.html

Video review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzjDbbuNNpc

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Finally, I can become pregnant as a male. This chinkshit really works!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32646653149/32646653149.html

>>57474298
>Nobsound
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/knob-sound/1787654341.html

https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/usb-flash-drive-32gb-pen-drive-64gb-pendrive-16gb-8gb-u-disk-4gb-High-Speed-Hot/633525_32502825145.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10092_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=c0d79ccb-e1bd-4722-8ee0-b5330231d5bb

good gift for my gf?

>>57474010
I'm more interested what's going on with these figures in the background. Are those some weird tentacle rape barbies?

>>57474308
He looks happier with the fake plastic belly desu, would not eat that pill

>>57474270
Can I have a low res infographic? I don't have Internet for some days at home, and phone is slow as fuck

>>57474330
No you fucking bullfighter

>>57474330
you should buy some bricks and help build the wall, fuck your es bullshit link

>>57474343
You certainly can dear mobileposter
https://imgur.com/a/NRUnR

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reminder: buying a DAP is stupid

just use phone

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>>57474330

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>>57474107
I actually just bought the Note 3 because it was cheaper and I couldn't resist my inner jew.
Chinkery narrowly avoided.

>>57474206
$40 on aliexpress http://s.aliexpress.com/rYjEFJVV

>>57474164

Type-C cables/adapters from Choetech for $1 to $2 each. Anything that has "56k resistor" in the title won't fry your shit.

What TV chinkbox should I get to watch my h10p animus that my fire tv is struggling with?

How long will the 11.11 sale be?

>>57474403
3 days

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What chink amps are the best, /csg/?

>>57474403
Until 22.22 duh

>>57474244
I have one of those. It werks. PC>FiiO E10>Lepai 2020A>Speakers. But I'm supposed to buy a beefier power amp for my cheap 150W RMS speakers.

Are chinese routers a good investment or botnet/ can't install custom firmware?

BoboVR Z4 or Fiit 2S?

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Name me some shit I can ask for Saint Nicholas.

>>57474210
This happens to lots of people but there's surprisingly few complaints on /csg/. It's a totally excessive security measure that's way stricter than any other site that accepts credit cards.

You should either try a different card, or send them the required scans but heavily redact them with an image editor first.

>>57474451
why use 2 amps? i was thinking pc>lepai>speakers

>>57474486
A racially pure europe

>>57474498
he's using an external DAC in the middle to get better sound quality than his PC can provide, also an amp for his headphones if he needs to boost those.

>>57473992
Enjoy running with your phone in your hand.

>>57474498
I don't use two amps. FiiO E10 has a Line Out that bypasses the internal amp. And sounds better than onboard.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/BetterParty-Yellow-and-Blue-Sexy-Spandex-Lycra-Zentai-Unisex-Catsuit/1856107_32422376204.html

Should I buy this?

>>57474244
>>57474298
>>57474430
the one Comfy uses in his video looks really nice, the brushed metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg

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Does the randomizer go to any page on alibaba or was it designed to favor memes? I'm just getting a bunch of toys and electronics.

Can i buy watches like old digital casio/seiko ones? Anyone knows any?

Are Chink art supplies a good idea or no?
I'm interested in getting a watercolor set under $10 but I'm not sure of quality

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>>57474504
I already asked Geert, but he says he probably won't be able to deliver before Dec. 5th...

>>57474565
It goes through things suggested by the community so there's a few joke items. Just keep clicking and you find some good stuff, I know I submitted a ton of good things.

>>57474565
is made by this general, so yes pure memes.

Isn't the chink shit randomizer filled with suggestions from here? Why is there so much gay shit and female sex toys?

i'm looking to buy a budget chink phone and i've narrowed down my choice to a xiaomi mi4c

is there a better phone for the similar price range (e.g. 90 gbp) that actually works on uk networks + 1080p screen? i don't really care that much about external memory slot

>>57474581
Thanks for at least trying lad I guess i'll just have to wait

>>57474637
h-haha yes that must be an error haha

>>57474270
>watch youtube reviews
>go to discord
kys comfy

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Forbidden-Valley-Ranch-Slut-T-Shirt-Asa-Akira-3d-Print-t-shirt-Unisex-Women-Men-Casual/32680383383.html

>>57474647
Kimovil.com
Willmyphonework.net

Get the best phone to your budget then check bands, we can't check or review every single phone out there since 20,000 get released from China every week.

>>57474637
because everyone here is a cute chink girl
duh

>>57474270
>jewtube
>discord

tripfag cancer

>>57474666

yeah man i poked around those sites already and came up with those sites. i'm just asking if anyone happens to have a budget chink phone and would recommend it

>>57474270
Meizu hd50 has entire thread for it so wouldn't say only "few" reviews
http://www.head-fi.org/t/790491/meizu-hd-50

>>57474682
We all have Xiaomi Redmi Note Pro 3 desu

>>57474647
Redmi 4 Pro.
RN3P.

$8 for just for an enclosure or $13 for the following enclosure+hub?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-5-HDD-Enclosure-ORICO-USB-3-0-Hard-Drive-Case-with-3-Ports-USB3-0/32737616464.html

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>>57474679
>>57474270

> discord

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>>57474430

lm3886

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LM3886-Amp-Board-rectify-filter-LM3886TF-KIT-Amplifier-DIY-2-CHANNELS-NOVER-CAPS-free-shipping/32621111405.html

Is BOBOVR Z4 good?

Has any of you actually purchased condoms from aliexpress? i dont want the chinese big population meme

>>57474762
Condoms are super cheap why would you buy them on some chinese website?

>>57474762
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LM3886-Amp-Board-rectify-filter-LM3886TF-KIT-Amplifier-DIY-2-CHANNELS-NOVER-CAPS-free-shipping/32621111405.html
>>>
> Anonymous 11/11/16(Fri)15:06:04 No.57474757 ▶
>Is BOBOVR Z4 good?
>>>
> Anonymous 11/11/16(Fri)15:06:36 No.57474762 ▶
>Has any of you actually purchased condoms from aliexpress? i dont want the chinese big population meme

Don't buy that shit from the chinks, purchase good condoms.

>>57474665
That is amazing.

>>57474776
wtf i'm retarded.

>>57474776
Looks like your dad should have bought better condoms.

Any 0.01$ items?

>>57474762
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chink-condoms/32428055999.html?

>>57474762

You want to buy condoms from someone you can sue if they don't work.

There are also cheaper(free) condoms at any health clinic.

>>57474810
I'm adopted nigga.

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Did anybody here pay on Aliexpress using a prepaid credit card? Was the payment successful?

I paid with a prepaid MastarCard and usually I get redirected to a website by the credit card issuer to enter a password, but this didn't happen here.

The same issue presented itself on amazon, but amazon immediately stated that the payment failed.

Aliexpress on the other hand claims that the payment is being verified, and that for over eight hours already.

Can someone recommend a good chink safety razor?

I remember one of the /csg/ youtubers doing a review of a 5$ Weishi or something like that, but I'd like to hear some opinions from someone who's used one

>>57474853
I got the same "error", it's related to mastercards only.

>>57474788
That guy is a shitter.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/less-chinked/32504785385.html

>>57474853
I have successfully used prepaid creditcards with ali in the past

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/self-stirring-meme/32741552075.html

worth it?

>>57474882
Looks like an onahole, would buy

>>57474665
can i get a sprite sponsorship?

>>57474882
>/item/self-stirring-meme
kek

>>57474908
Buzz me, mulatto

>>57474776
>buying condoms
kek
>go to a pride event
>get 534597345867 condoms for free

Anyone pick up anything good today? So far everything seems like either fake sales or 10 cents off

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mens-watches-top-brand-luxury-nomos-famous-watches-fashion-casual-leather-men-watches-quartz-watch-clock/32694318988.html

Is this a 1:1 fake?
It looks really good.

>>57474919
I'm not a faggot.

>>57474934
They're skinnier than a real Nomos, more DW shaped, but good

>>57474935
and that is why you dont get laid

>>57474934
Some anon posted his yesterday

>glass looks like saran wrap
>the chrome looks like chromed plastic

Looks like complete shit irl.

>>57474957
Hey sir, dont' lying, is good luxury product, please send payment

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Anyone get the Easycast from Gearbest?

It came yesterday and it works on both my iPhone and Windows 8.1, but I can't make it work on my 10 machine, or with Kodi. Seems the software running on it is called Anycast, which makes it kinda hard to find info about for someone with low googlefu skills cuz you only get networking related stuff coming up degeso.

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Should I order a knockoff $60 to $110 AKG K3003i? Genuine is close to $1K+. Does anyone know of these knockoffs and how they sound? Have they been reviewed here in /csg/?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Knockoff-K3003i-Earphone-1-/32708086552.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Knockoff-K3003i-Earphone-2-/32724848883.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Knockoff-K3003i-Earphone-3-/32748126508.html

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-Realistic-Super-Huge-Dildo-Large-Dong-Big-Anal-Plug-Large-Butt-Sexy-Stopper-Erotic-Sex/32752478967.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Huge-Dildo-Long-Penis-Flesh-Horse-Dildo-Anal-Silicone-Penis-Dildo-Realistic-Lesbian-Lala-Adult/32679651483.html

>>57473884
Depends on your insurance.

>>57474853
All my prepaid mastercards have worked just fine, last time today.
The verification just takes that long normally.

>>57474853
8 pairs, what you planning?

>>57473749
open your ass, and your mind will follow.

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>>57475008
>Butt-Sexy-Stopper-Erotic-Sex

>>57475005
Just get the monks dude. I have the se846s and I thoroughly enjoy the monks.

And the real k3003s are shit.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/imfuckingdyingrn/32714764104.html
why would anybody do this

>>57475033
I already have two red massdrop monk+'s.

>>57475008
>Discreet

Show me your greatest 11.11 purchases

>>57475043
Then you probably won't find anything under $100 that'll satisfy you. Maybe the hf5s and grados next...

Anything like this for android ?
https://www.amazon.ca/myBitti-Backlight-Ultra-Thin-Bluetooth-Keyboard/dp/B00OKO4DBO%3Fpsc%3D1%26SubscriptionId%3DAKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q%26tag%3Dduckduckgo-d-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB00OKO4DBO

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>>57474692
the problem is that the reviews are all on head-fi

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reminder to play bingo

>>57474009
>tfw chink shit helps u bond with ur mum
Good for you lad

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/40-rad-resist-2-charisma/1788252382.html

Look at all those coupons and 6 day shipping

>>57475097
Holy shit

>>57475124
anti fucking radiation

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>>57475065
I have them. I still want to know if someone reviewed the knockoff K3003i's.

>>57475124
>buying a suit online
>from a chinese website

do people actually do this?

>>57475124
anti-radiation business suit
when the fuck would you ever need this?

I HAVE TWO BUCKS
WHAT IS THE BEST FLASHLIGHT THAT I CAN GET

>>57475124
>anti-radiation business suit
For when you have to do a business trip to Fukushima, Chernobyl and Sweden?

>>57475171
>2 buckaroos
definitely a nigga

>>57475155
in case of radiations

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>tfw to rich and successful to buy chink shit

>>57475171
Put them back in mom's purse, Jimmy

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>>57475155
In circumstances where you need to do business but also want to protect yourself from radiation.

>>57475193
How do you get rich and successful without basic grammar?

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>>57475097
*TE NGA eggs

And no win for me.

>>57475180
>>57475203
OK FAGGOTS I HAVE 3.5 BUCKS NOW
NOW WHAT
I CANT SPEND ANYMORE I NEED A NEW KEYBOARD

>>57475152
small world lol

k3003s are probably generic drivers inside an aluminum shell. they have shit tons of shures and westones as well. though I think some of the 535s are real.

are the dried mangoes safe

I got to eat a bunch of em from Burkina Faso and have been longing for that taste ever since

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>>57475097

How much you chinkbros have spent today?

Protip: in any broad search, sort by highest price for keks.

>>57475261
Yes they are fine. However, as long as you don't live in some inbred shithole miles from civilisation you should be able to find them in your local Chinatown for less.

>>57475213
Get a contract at goldstein records

>>57475283
$99,37 to taobao
$350,99 to geekbuying
and $129.06 to aliexpress
Aka total $579.42

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buying laser?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Powerful-Green-Red-Blue-Laser-Pointer-Pen-Beam-Light-5mW-Professional-Military-High-Power-Presenter-lazer/32652472111.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10037_10091_10090_10088_10089_10077,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f9abbb00-ae65-48ff-b33b-c7c8b9ab7017

>>57475283
16$

I'm looking to get a tablet, either a chuwi hi8 or hi10 I hear they are both good bang for your buck.
I'll be Shipping to the UK, am I likely to get caught by customs or is there a way to get items marked down from aliexpress?

>mfw
>bip bopping around purchasing goods
>fucking IT'S 11/!1 CONSUME MORE FASTER banner keeps fucking popping up on every damn fucking bitch page I fucking open

I AM FUCKING TRYING

>>57475332
Ask the seller to declare the value of the order on the package as below the limit

>>57475337
>CONSUME MORE FASTER
2bh this is a great motto

>>57475332

> be brit
> brexit
> complain about paying duty and taxes

wew lad

>>57475332
Literally have the hi8 in my hands right now, bretty good

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Any thoughts on these magical 5v 2a to 8v 2a converters for Canon cameras?

What are some useful buys from aliexpress?
Not actual junk but things like maybe:
Cameras/Routers/SSDs?

Gift fucking rain starting soon
http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-253.html

Any VCR converter cables worth?

>>57475320
for what purpose

>>57475453
cats

Can someone recommend an android TV box on sale?

>>57475445
Thank you.

>>57475461
You will end up burning cat with chink lasers.

>>57475461
to make them blind?

>>57475422
It's a marketing trick. It says 2-4A input, and seeing as 5v 2A to 8.4v 2A is physically impossible, it must draw nearer 4A. Make sure the input is rated higher, and it'd probably work fine.

>>57475472
>>57475469
to make cats miserable boring life bit more fun for few minutes

>>57475283
About 350 yuros

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>>57475445
It never works for me.

>>57475445
>please try again
>please don't repeat that request
goddamit

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can i post the gearbest get it free links

>>57475495
yup
broken as fuck
still got three

what baofeng do you recommend?
link if possible

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>>57475008
How the hell can a human even take one of these

>>57475449
You mean VCR capture cards? I use them for twitch gaming streaming once and it works with my soft-modded Nintendo Wii.

That GB game seems so do POST with "token=XXX". Token seems to be same during game/page load, but I haven't is there any changes on winning token.

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>>57475508

> remember that time the randomizer gave referral links

>>57475008
Oh god, yes.

>>57475549
I want one that won't rootkit my PC

>>57475483
It's not a marketing trick it says input 2-4A right no there. 5V4A=20W, 8.4V2A=16.8W. The 2-4A notation is just to let you know that it wont explode if you only give it 2A of power.

57475422 just can't read

Also I don't mean to be that guy but 5v 2A to 8.4v 2A is not impossible. You store the energy in a capacitor and release it in slow controlled bursts. Which can actually work for batteries.

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>>57475562
There's three kinds of legitimate chink VCR capture cards. Should have words printed on them with either Easy Cap, Easier Cap, UVC. I own both white UVC and black Easier Cap just make sure you open them up and check if they have lots of real chips in it.

>>57475562
None of them can possibly do that unless you're completely tech illiterate.

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Anyone know of any good closed back headphones that are on sale today? Something portable would be preferred, on Ear or over. Thanks.

>>57475554
that was chinkshit.com, not chinkshit.xyz. I'm glad that autistic piece of shit chinkshit.com with his obese therapy dog are in hiding now.

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looking for a larger nail clipper
with catcher

anyone saw something like that?

What's that price history site again?

>>57475637
http://chnprice.com/

>>57475124
that is the cutest chink ever holy shit i want his cock

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>>57475609
meizu hd50?

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>>57475645

NOICE (noice)

how do I play that flip n win game to get a coupon for this item lads?

>>57475676
Sweet, will check them out. What's the sounds signature like? I prefer bassy or at least warm sounding but if they're good asked cheap I'll get them.

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Catch the chinkery time.

What are the best IEMs for classical music?

>>57475727
ty

recommend me the best chink headphones that can be had for cheap please I need to buy more stuff

>>57475729
Senfer UEs

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>>57475729

> classical music

Is there any good chink RGB keyboard that's mechanical on AliExpress?

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>>57475611
>chinkshit.xyz

You blind? It uses the aliexpress right fucking here
https://portals.aliexpress.com

Whoever owns that site is enjoying a nice healthy 5%~30% commission.

>>57475727
please chinky gods gib me yellow star dude

>>57475752
ve monks

>>57475763
what the shit, you can't resize the window it stopped the game..

>>57475727
>tfw you didn't catch any coupons

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Here's graphics of that game for someone.

>>57475774
i wanted to resize the window because i'm using a ultrawide monitor fml...

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Sup /csg/ I got a mingsford a few weeks ago since it was on sale for like $12 and I wanted to see how it compares to sharks

Design is eh. Bland. Not as striking as the sharks, but they're kind of expensive now honestly.

>>57475729
bamboo cotton swabs, trust me on this on

Posted this in other thread

GIUS

I need an XLR cable, 3 pin, M to F.

Any recommendations?
The previous ones I bought from Ali distort noise when moved at all.

>>57475803

FULL REVIEW PLEASE

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>>57475803
>>57475820
Overall, speeds aren't bad. Consistent over 50, though the write in CDM5 wasn't amazing, but it is class 10 and satisfactory. Unless this SD explodes or dies, I think there's nothing wrong with it.

However, I think they're over $17 on GB now, so almost as expensive as sharks.

>>57475819
budget? get made in japan xlr cables mogami or oyaide. link to previous ones?

brought the xiaomi mi band for 20 bucks with the goodgoy points did i do good http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html?vip=497623

>>57475582
>5v 2A to 8.4v 2A is not impossible. You store the energy in a capacitor

You don't rate something by its burst power, you rate it by what it can provide continuously. Otherwise, with a few big capacitors you could make a device that takes a coin cell battery and can output 100 volts at 10,000 amps...

Fellow anons, I need your help. Do you know any reliable / high quality Classic Nintendo Controller on Aliexpress / Ebay?

>>57475859
if you have the otg cable this one works http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_261728.html?vip=497915

>>57475859
8bitdo makes decent ones

Urbanfun hifi 1dd or xiaomi hibrid?

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>>57475843

it's a fucking shielded cable.... You don't need anything fancy.

stop promoting audiofool nonsense.

Anyone knows if the tenga eggs have discreet shipping

>>57475778
How are you guys finding this difficult?

Are you not playing on a phone?

>>57475932
Yeah I just played on the phone and got the 5$ one.

>>57475909
urbanfuns

>>57475921
I'm pretty sure they come in transparent boxes marked CONTAINS WANK MATERIALS

Need some android earphones with a mic and volume buttoms. Any recommendations? Preferably Earbuds, i hate IEMs

>>57475941
it doesn't pop up for me. I literally can't find the goddamn game.

>>57475909
Wait a bit and get the new Pros

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>>57475921

need recommendation and a link if possible for a baofeng :D which one is best?

>>57476033
That refers to the recipient, anon.

>>57476055
I see the UV-5R is on sale. It's the go-to and the price doesn't usually vary much.

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JUST
They trying to chink me

>>57476033
>>57476059
kek

are there any good DAC's?

>>57476068
The successor model is on sale too

no thread?

Should I buy now, or did they jack up the prices so much I should wait until tomorrow?

>>57476098
fiio

>>57475843

Budget <$10, has to be atleast 2m, prefer 3m

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SimpleStone-1PC-500cm-XLR-3pin-Male-to-Female-Shielded-Microphone-Audio-Extension-Cable-Cord-60401/32645183488.html

it was shit

The other one is OOS

>>57473679

Any good mechanical keyboards for cheap? I need it for typing (programming) and some light gaming. A keyboard more suited for typing is also good.

Any recommendations?

>>57476141
search golden triangle xlr

i vouch for the coaxial cable jsj-211 i got from them.

>>57476099
which one is the sucessor? what are the differences?

Should i buy a programming cable too?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Delay-Lock-Fine-1-Pcs-Male-Silicone-Penis-Adult-Sex-Product-Sleeve-Cock-Ring-Extender/32719596109.html

35 cent dick ring

Any DAC with linux support?

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First time ordering from aliexpress.
Bought a shit ton of chinkshit from DX and banggood before. Pray i dont get chinked to hard

>>57476112
This kills a cock

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>>57475921
Ordered lingerie before
The package said 'Sexy Lingerie"

So yea, take your chances.

>>57475878
>>57475879
Thanks Anons, once I'll have enough money, I'll buy an 8bitdo controller. They do look very high quality.

>>57475956
>>57476033
What if I order it with something else

>>57474270
>it's high res as fuck now and very good
>it's actually even lower res than last time
Is it because I'm on mobile? What gives?

>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/when-you-want-to-be-a-massive-slut-but-you-have-to-wear-clothes-because-it's-the-law/1850171512.html

wew lad

Oh shit /csg/, this is going too far... my orders on 11.11 are the following: (part 1)


-Cartoon CAT Decal Vinyl Car AUTO Bumper Tank Pad Laptop Window Wall Bumper Sticker Two Types Graphic New
$ 0.89
-Retro Wired Classic USB Gamepad Gaming Gamer JoyStick Controller Joypad For NES Windows PC for MAC Tablet Game USB Controller x2
7.46$
-Fashion High Capacity Dinnerware Sets PP Bento Lunch Box Food Container Handle Singel Layer Lunch Box TableWare High Quality x2
$ 11.48
-MINI Portable wire stripper Knife crimper Pliers crimping tool Cable Stripping Wire Cutter multi tools Cut Line pocket multitool
$ 0.39
-Credit card knife mini wallet outdoor pocket knife Hunting camping kitchen hand tool knife sharp portable survival folding knife
$ 2.57
-5PCS/set Food Snack Sealing Bag Clips Sealer Clamp Kids Plastic Food Bag Clip Kitchen Accessories
$ 1.77
-New Aluminum Plastic for Laptop DVD/CD-ROM Universal 2nd HDD Caddy 12.7mm SATA 3.0 For 7/9/9.5/12.5mm 2.5"SSD HDD Case Enclosure
$ 4.31
-1PCS Long Nose Pliers Mini Jewellery Making Tools Pliers Jewelry Making Tools
$ 1.81
-Ugreen Universal USB Extension Cable USB 3.0 Male A to USB3.0 Female A Extension Data Sync Cord Cable Adapter Connector
$ 4.67
-Ugreen New Aux Cable 3.5mm to 3.5 mm Jack Audio Cable Thread Bradied Male to Male Stereo Auxiliary Cord for Phone Car Speaker
$ 2.67
-Star Wars DIY 3D Metal Puzzle Model Toys For Children/Adult Cartoon Robot Star Destroyer USS Arizona
$ 3.43
-Classic Star Wars X-Wing 3D Jigsaw DIY Metallic Mini Puzzle Animal Model Educational Puzzles Toys for Children Gifts
$ 5.78

>>57476180
The BF-F8 that the infographic recommends