trigger /g/ thread

>>57462460
Gollum get ye gone!

>>57462440
Trump doesn't care about the travel distance on his keyboard, the price to performance or the ports, he only wants a laptop to shitpost on twitter with

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>>57462460

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>"Check out my new PC, anon!"

>>57462547
He tweets from an Android

The Macbook was for the reddit AMA

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>>57462576
>still has ports
>new

>>57462576
I don't get it. Lots of people's main PC is their laptop.

>>57462636
Triggered

>>57462646
Fuck off, you anti-semite.

>>57462440
Pick on him for being tech illiterate all you want but you can't deny he played social media and 4chan like a fucking fiddle

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>>57462460
m-my neck is slightly forward
fuck
what do i do?

>>57462440
Trolling aside, the truth is that in Windows you can get started right away. All your programs are in the start menu. You press the windows logo on your keyboard, type some program and hit enter. You open an icon from your desktop and it opens in the associated editor/viewer. You can open the explorer and browse your files. You can open the configuration panel and change your settings; delete software, change hardware drivers et cetera.

In Linux, you don't have all that. You have a terminal which is very daunting, inexpressive and it has a steep learning curve; even advanced Linux users don't know half the commands of their system! You don't have a fluent understanding of the directory structure. You don't know when your kernel will panic or which packages/dependencies you are missing. It's just a very uncertain system which needs a LOT of configuring and getting used to before you can do day-to-day tasks like browsing the internet or word processing.

I choose Windows as my main operating system which means I don't have to remember commands or in which directory (/etc? /mnt?) stuff goes. I install programs with installers directly accessible from the internet and they do all the work for me. I don't have to run a few commands and have to Google what software has which package name.

I am stable, fast yet advanced, innovative and highly configurable. I'm a Windows user.

>>57463363
And then i start up something like SQL Server Management Studio and realize there is windows domains in there and that microsoft can't follow standards even on how to write a fucking URL.

Then i go cry myself to sleep because im forced to work in this environment by corporate management.

>>57463300
Exercise that shit

>>57463363
Shit this must be some old pasta. Most mainstream distros don't just sit you down with a terminal and have you go on your way.

>>57462646
I don't speak horkty borkty what the fuck does that sau

>>57463459
Excerpt from Mein Kampf that basically says we need to exterminate the lower class or some bull shit.

>>57463459
This message is the same in all lang.

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>>57462440
>be billionaire with fuck loads of money from Real Estate
>surprised he doesn't give a shit about computers and gets expensive Macs just so he can shitpost on twitter

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>>57463300
Spend the rest of your days as an isolated, and cynical highschool student who can't stop narrating and reflecting on everything that happens.

Be sad. Use your depressive behavior and insecurities to push those who care about you away.

>>57463627
Alright I already did that. What now?

>>57463627
>push those who care about you away.
anon ur hitting the /feels/ too hard

>>57462460
Now that's what triggers us

Because I'm sure many can relate

>>57463627
Uh we all did that nigger

>>57463627
>use your depressive behavior and insecurities to push those who care about you away
What about those of us that just didn't care about the "muh high school experience" meme?

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>>57463627
HAHAHAHAHHA

>>57462600
it definitely looks like someone put it in front of him and he's not used to using one

i guess he won't ever need to be either

>>57463627
i knew i keep good posture for some reason other than doing it right

>>57462440
trump did a reddit AMA, thats what macs are for.

>>57463851
> trump is a macfag
> trump is a redditor
which is worse?

>>57463874
being a sissy /g/ virgin

>>57463795
>he won't ever need to be
this. what do you people think a president does that has him in front of a computer for more than 15 minutes a day? he has a whole fucking staff to triage the emails, faxes, phone calls, and other communiques he gets.

after everything that happened with clinton they might insist that he be kept in the dark about all IT shit just to assure that he has plausible deniability.

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Just leaving this here.

>>57463928

he's going to do the same to all his election promises don't worry

like he even remembers 10% of the things he says lol

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>>57462460

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>>57463300
>open mouth
>move head forward
>thrust it back
>and then forward
>back and forth repeatedly

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>>57463928
>Boycott Apple products
>Boycott Apple products
>Boycott Apple products

Hot damn. Trump is OUR GUY. He always was.

>>57464304
Not yet. Trump probably uses stock Ubuntu.

>>57463974
Kek

>>57463763
that's the point, big boy, did you think anon thought he could glean knowledge of the essence of the other anon's soul from a one sentence post about forward head posture?

>>57462467

That's some impressive water cooling.

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>>57464593

>>57462467
>you will never be this satisfied listening to a fellow audiophile's setup

>>57464095
lmao how did i just fall for that

I picked up a refurbished Macbook Air after seeing the joke that was the MacBook Pro refresh. I haven't used an apple product since like OS 8 in 4th grade.

I actually really like it. Screen isn't all that but its better than I expected and certainly better than my previous laptop. I love how solid the thing is. Its small but it just feels nice and solid.

Of course there is no raw power here but its all gravy unless you try to run games or do work besides office stuff.

I miss my right click though.

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Easy.

is this the new desktop thread?

>>57465240
>Screen isn't all that but its better than I expected

this level of delusion

should have saved your money and got a refurb 2015 13" rmbp

>>57465214
because you want to give me the succ

>>57463627
oh god

>>57463459
Selber Sau!

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>>57462636
Pretty much this.

I have pic related and my main PC is a 2015 rMBP.

>>57465874
breh

>>57465874
>that shitty font rendering
lmao

>>57465874
Awooo

>>57463974
>TempleOS
>top kek

>one hand under desk

and a hunt-n-pecker by the looks.

>>57465240
I just upgraded to a 15" rMBP from a 13" Air, the Air screen is shit outside it being 16:10

>>57467349
>owning a toddlerbook

>>57467374
>being poor

>>57462440
https://auth.ptt.gov/

>>57464095
fuck

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>>57462440

>>57462440
Should I be triggered he is using an Apple product?

>>57462467
Are those blue cables XLR?

>>57465874
I thought this wasn't /b/

BSD is ok I guess

>>57464095
fuckk

>>57469260
>DirectSound
Deprecated and emulated on top of WASAPI. The real Windows audio stack is a clusterfuck of old and new libraries and kernel interfaces, most of which are deprecated or semi-deprecated.

>>57470919
Yeah, and what about ASIO?
This image is dumb. HAL, ESD and aRTS haven't been used in years, and there's no JACK.

AMD IS BETTER THAN NVIDIA IN PERFORMANCE

>>57463627
Jokes on you no one cared

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>>57464095
lewd~

>>57462440
>trigger /g/
Don't buy second hand thinkpads, they smell like cum.

>>57462568
>Going through the trouble to animate a popular posture infographic into this.
>Not taking the two minutes to clone tool out the watermark.

I can admit that I'm decently triggered.

>>57471934
But that's macbooks.

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>>57462440

>>57463954
You mean like every politician ever?

Or as in Obamalama delivered on his promises?

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*gay anime posts*

>>57463459
It says you need to vote Petry 2017 to make Germany great again

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>>57472106
>triggered

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>>57463627
Haha, not me

>>57463627
>narrating
Fuck, I've been doing this with my animes recently.

Why don't we know what phone he uses now?
Last time he had the Galaxy S3 or S4.

>>57469260
So Linux has more detailed diagrams than windows? that's nice.

FUCK Linux, fuck open source, fuck Torvalds and Stallman and Shuttleworth.

I choose to use Windows, as do a lot of people, but apparently freedom only counts if you're on the side that supports Linux and open source. I don't support it. I don't capitalize the first letters of "open source" like these Linux fags do, sort of the way religious people capitalize the words "him" or "he" when referring to their deity of choice.

Suck a dick, Linux. A computer is a means to an end, namely making $$$. I can't make any money using Linux, so it can eat my stool.

>>57462576
A macfag wouldn't refer to his computer as a "PC". If anything, he will make fun of "PC" users.

This is puzzling to me. I've never had a mac computer, and I'm ESL, but I am aware that there was indeed an era where there was a huge difference between architectures (IBM PC/Macintosh). But nowadays? Hell, the difference is only the OS.

Is this a left-over saying from the old days that macfags still use because of attachment or something?

This is wρ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚

>>57472327
the difference nowadays*

>>57462440
he doesn't care about computers, probably has no requirements to its capabilities besides the very basic and has money
he's exactly the kind of person who should buy a mac
he's exactly the kind of person who doesn't have any business on /g/

>>57462440
I respect that his hand oils have tarnished the macbook finish though, a sign of loving your machine is having the finish wear off.

>>57463363
i know it's pasta but i sort of agree
i dont see why people want everyone to use linux, it's not for everyone
i use only linux, i don't have a single computer with windows, and it really wouldn't be suited for consumers unless someone developed a shitty front end for it that's dumbed down like other consumer products, i.e. android

windows is good at exactly what its meant for, being easy to use for people who don't give a shit, don't know anything about computers and just want to get the job done

>>57472440
>I'll never come in contact with Trump's hand oils.
Well, fuck.

>>57469260
>He doesn't use ALSA
>He uses a bloated botnet sound server

>>57472440
Macbook keyboards will start to shine up after a couple months--it doesn't take much to tarnish a macbook.

>>57464095
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS!

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so umm I'm a hacktivist... just 3D printing myself a gun... I'm not a hipster btw...

>>57464095
IM ERECT

>>57463928
based

>>57464344
well he does brag about having a high IQ

>>57469260
>the actual way it works in certain linux setups
vs
>the perceived way it works in windows to someone who knows essentially nothing

>>57472923
>hacktivist
literally the scum of the world

>>57472328
>҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚

>>57473272
>>>57472328 #
>>҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒
How do actually do this?

Windows 10 is actually pretty good.

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>>57463627

>>57465245
Most newfags here won't get what you're referencing though.

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i know this triggers /g/tards

>>57473717
she got a point tho. that thing is ugly and thick af.

>>57462467
>I have a golden ear, guys!

>>57463459
Its the wikipedia begging message in nazi

>>57473731
why does it matter how it looks and how thin it is?
waste of money

>>57463627
B-but anon, I care about you!

>>57463902
get >>/out/ /pol/lack.

>>57473309
http://zalgo.eeemo.net/

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>>57473948
>get >>/out/ /pol/lack.

Anon, you austim is showing

>>57462467
>still uses cheap sennheisers when there are way better headphones for that kind of equipment

Audiophool rerererereeeee

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>Be me, listening to music with my LCD-X
>Sister comes in
>"Hey bro, can you download few songs for me off youtube?"

>>57464652
Can't u fucking understand the joke?

>>57474283
I fucking hate smokers. Such a brainless creatures

>>57474283
the fucking gpu fan fell out
i hate how i've actually seen shit like this too

>>57473717
>T410
What exactly is wrong with it? It's "dinosaur" because it doesn't come with a fucking chiclet excuse for a keyboard? Let me tell you, chiclet keyboards originally existed in the 1980s but were quickly rejected by consumers of that time as the utter garbage that they were (and still are). A few decades later consumers have been turned into mindless sheep and don't mind anymore, nay, they will _desire_ the garbage if they have been programmed accordingly.

>>57474292
>a creatures

>>57474320
>chiclet keyboards
I have one on my laptop and I love it.
This comes for a person that uses mechanical keyboard with his desktop

>>57474283
>>57474292
I do smoke but only outside the house.
The picture is one of the reasons for that

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>>57474178
Give her this and she can do it herself
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

Problem solved

>>57474407
Sorry my conscience won't allow me

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>can you fix my internet, its working so slow lately?
>open browser
>see this

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>>57474484
well then

>>57474502
I get the new Windows .NET Server 2003 RC2

>>57470919
>>57472289
>>57472676
>>57473211
>triggered

>>57462460
i just changed my posture
for 10 seconds and went back to a shitty one

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>>57475129
>>57462460
That's nothing.
This is me right now. I sit like this 80% of the time.

>>57473914
fuck off you neckbearded fat sob

>>57465245
>>57473446
this is becoming some meta-meme shit like loss

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>>57465245
ayeee

>>57463634
Door alone and unloved.

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>>57476523

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>>57473159
>WALLINGA

>>57475500
I do that 75% of the time, except i put my arms in between my legs.

>>57476577
1
2
3 4

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>>57465245

>>57462440
uhu, rich ppl suing apple products... im so triggered right now.

oh I'm using gentoo anime wallpaper on windows 10, just because I like it

>>57469260
That hardware is clearly a VGA card

>>57469260
>if you put all that stuff in a black box, it doesn't exist

>>57465767
"no ssd, MOM!? but muh games need to be ready ASAP, else I cant reach performance of a gamer master-race.

>megaman
>sister
>laptop

>>57469260
I never understanded use of this as an argument against GNU/Linux users
All this is, is a more detailed graph on how it works meanehile at Windows you can't see the slightest
Beyond that if you use a proper distro you'll never mess with it besides changing volume
So what is the point

>no

>>57463414
It's from 2013 ish. That isn't too old in terms of other OSes.

The reason it's in the pasta is because it's a common misconception of Linux based operating systems. Plus, you get a guide with you, and I've yet to see a distro with no guide, so it's not like old text based adventure games with syntax guessing.

>>57477137
>I've yet to see a distro with no guide
gentoo

>>57475500
That's still better for your back.

>>57477227
Gentoo isn't even the best Gentoo installer.

>>57476881
Fuck

>>57477227
https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64/Full/Installation

>>57474292
You yourself are packing insane amounts of brain i can tell

>>57477277
pedophile aids distro enjoy ur hentais

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>>57469260
actual diagram of Windows audio

>>57469278
No, they're RCAs. The big metal bits on the DAC side of the cables are XLR to RCA adapters.

>>57463928
>anti-cryptofag
Well, like Obama.

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>>57462440

>>57477354
>Application
>Use API
>Connects you to audio service, audio engine, sends it to the audio driver, then to the hardware
So, basically the same thing as before

>>57463974
saved

>>57474320
its a dinosaur because the design is so old it looks like it came from the fucking 90's

>>57473731
>>57477769
That's a selling point. Less likely to be stolen and get your company a million dollar fine.

>>57477446
>stickers all over laptop
>leaves apple logo

wow, i actually am triggered. well played

>>57477446
I vaguely remember my skeleton warrior friends disliking TYT. Could someone remind me why?

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>>57477446
Alex Jones' smug face is priceless

>>57462440
Fuck, even his MacBook is yuuge

>>57470623
>girl says yes to date

at least try to be realistic

>>57478157
The unrealistic part is him ever asking anyone.

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This fucking cuck!!!

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>>57463522
>trigger /g/
>trigger /leftypol/
A good day.

>>57477913
Tyt is just a tabloid and a really stupid one at that. Its like tmz for politics

>>57475500
maximum comfy. keep it up

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>>57462460
>making fun of the hunch masterrace pose

>>57463928
/g/ approves.

>>57463300
what's the name of the anime this girl is from i've been trying to remember

>>57478874
kek

>>57479473
Luluco

>>57479694
>Luluco
thank you, now i can finally finish it

>>57477446
It's hilarious how most Libcucks are Macfags. The shitty faggy products match their beliefs so well

>>57477919
It's beautiful

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>>57463627

>>57477913
If they're Armenians it's because he denies the genocide and gets really triggered when someone mentions it.

>>57476523
got any more of dem pixels?