Bad ideas

>>57459498
A mid-range to high-range laptop that uses only one kind of port that is not universally common, but can take adapters to accommodate other ports.

>>57459498
A keyboard that gives [] their own keys but not ().

>>57459498
everything apple did this year

>>57459498
using old computer hardware because "it still works great!"

>>57459498
Why is this bad? You could still have CAPS and Shift, but it will sell nice to people who get angry a lot. You would be able to set a threshold so when you specifically get angry, it starts CAPSING.

>>57459525
Once upon a time no ports were universally common, lad.

A machine that checks your health and prints an excuse note if it detects you're sick.

>>57459636
Now they are. Which is why its retarded not to use them.

>>57459545


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>>57459652
> checks your health
Literally impossible.

>>57459662
It just needs an anal probe

>>57459670
Just stick a modern Samsung cell phone up your ass, then use the integrated pulse oximeter to check blood flow to the rectal walls.

>>57459619
Yeah, really, I think this'd be awesome.
OP, go make one.

>>57459684

Well unfortunately that would explode and wouldn't do much good checking my health.

>>57459762
It should also be able to return the amount of pressure so you can script other events as well.

>>57459498
That would be awesome for gaming.

>>57459498
Edible thermal paste
A Bluetooth flashlight

>>57459547
How is saving money bad?

>>57459498
COBOL

>>57459498
An alarm tone for every TCP packet you receive. You can't turn it off without paying a monthly fee.

Think pads.

OT: motherboards that restrict OC abilities

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>>57459498
http://www.chinesepython.org/

>>57459498
>>57460283
Wooting google :>)

>>57459528
>Its for bbcode
Just like > is for xtml

Tiny trackball where the thinkpad nipple sits

>>57459636
so what? do we actually make new stuff that shits on standards just because, technically going back to worse times and call it innovation?
I bet you like your black cocks in your wife and in your ass.

A Linux OS without bash.

>>57459498
>A keyboard that capitalizes based on how hard you press the keys.
ew is that what the new mac book does?

>>57459525
S A V A G E
>macfags have no ports

>>57464273
A Linux OS

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