/CSG/ Chink Shit General

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Today in Chinkshit General, i present to you all the glory of Chinkshit fantasy and martial arts novels, the most popular genres of which are Xianxia and Wuxia.
Xianxia is our focus today. Xianxia are novels of cultivators who absorb the energies of nature in order cultivate and level up, and also level up through comprehending natural laws and "Dao", with the purpose of becoming Immortal.
Like Dragon Ball, all cultivators in Xianxia have superpowers where they shit lightning, fire, wind, earth, metal, consume souls of others, control the undead and ghosts (which are a bit different in Chinese culture than your usual western themes), fly and teleport,
and generally spread destruction and mayhem everywhere.
Unlike Dragon Ball, the MC's in Xianxia novels are often intelligent genocidal maniacs who rape and plunder and destroy on a massive scale, which makes Chinese novels a nice change from the Japanese submissive weakfag cuckoldry. Some MC's dabble in the evil arts and cultivate by sucking the souls out of enemies, others dabble in elements, others follow the Dao (law) of the Sword (or Blade or Spear or whatever), others are Muscle Mages who cast Fist upon their enemies and accidentally shatter a whole city in the process.
The political setting of these novels is almost always mainly in martial arts sects, political entities that are above and beyond puny shit like mundane mortal kingdoms and countries, and the worlds are usually segregated into realms. You start off in the mortal world, a low tier shithole like we live in; then you ascend to a higher world which kind of like Heaven except populated with trillions of Gokus and Vegetas and Freezas (mostly the later two) to whom shattering a planet like ours is a pastime or an accidental side-effect of a fart.

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Feels good man

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Wow, two days - two packages. My first two orders ever came one after another. Yesterday was the Xiaomi VR, today it's the Donkey mouse.
Feels like Chinkmas came early, guys!

>>57440653
That mouse is horrible, those gummy sides are horrible to touch

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Here we go; what could it be? :)

anyone got the 8.0.6.0 OTA ? on the rn3pro. is it better ?

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wow spooky

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New tripple driver Xiaomeme Hybrids soon fellow chinkshitters.

http://www.mi.com/earphonepro/

>>57440708
149 CNY = ~$22

>>57440675
they also get really nasty and start to melt/disintegrate after a while.
otherwise the mouse feels of good build quality for the price except for the cord
the cord is its shortcoming in build quality as its not braided and is a sort of rubber which gets caught easy and is a point of failure and people have reported the cord breaking.
the switches are good. i believe they are omron. but the sensor is a lackluster cheap generic
the LEDS are tasteful and can be turned off
the grip is only for those who use claw grip and slightly uncomfortable if you like palm grip

its a decent mouse though and i hope this anon enjoys it. It will be interesting to see when /csg/ finds other great mice to try

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>>57440708
Fuck, are they going the Gilette way? I hate multiple drivers in iems.

>>57440708
smells like a new meme by xiaomeme.
hope they are better than the hybrids and maybe slightly better than the v3 pistons.

>>57440726
>It will be interesting to see when /csg/ finds other great mice to try
I have a RedDragon centrosomething, it's like $10 but it's much better to control.

>>57440702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WSH0VzoaM

>>57440708
Not sure if I buy the more drivers = better meme. By the time the reseller prices are actually good there will be plenty of reviews though.

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>>57440682
>no_fun_allowed.jpg
since no one wants to guess...

>>57440708
>tripple driver
This is a meme right? A trick like those 7.1 gamer headsets that sound awful because they has many small drivers instead of just a big one on each side?

>>57440775
Think of it like light bulbs. More bulbs will cover a bigger area, in this case the frequency spectrum.

But the problem with these shitty budget multi driver iems is that theyre all overlapping each other at certain frequencies and not synchronizing at the same time (one driver's sound might hit your eardrums faster), making it sound shitty.

For anything under $100 single driver is a much wiser choice.

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>>57440808
It's a Spyderco clone by Brother.
Buildquality is decent, pretty much like my ganzos. Lock feels a bit stiff but i guess it will losen up ofter some time. solid knife, would buy again.

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>>57440808
>>57440875
and the new KZ ED12

>>57440808
That's a nice earbuds box.
I want my KZ ATEs to arrive ASAP.

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>>57440755
centrophorus

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It's finally here boys! After the germans held it captive.

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>>57440906
>never walk alone

do the chinks steal everything?

>>57440943
why are these so illegal?

Why the fuck micro sd are so expensive today?

>>57440952
No Idea, I wonder if they would have released it if I lived in germany.

>>57440965
sharks are popular now

>>57440952
They look scary.

OrangePi just got their own Zero:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32760774493/32760774493.html

>>57440976
Not sharks, samsung and even toshiba are so expensive now.

fucking chinks.

>>57440952
Idiots using real ones to try to do cool tricks and then cutting themselves bad and ending up in in the emergency room.

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>>57440997
>no SATA

>>57440572
So you can't use PayPal on AliExpress ?
Is it safe to use my Debit card with 10K on or should I get some kind of prepaid/gift card.

>>57441052

Do you not have a credit card?

>>57441052
It's safe

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>>57440943
Got the English version of that sticker for the most inoffensive products you could imagine. I don't even know if it means anything or just chinks trying to cover their asses just in case.

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Yes? No?

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>>57440899
>>57440903
btw. this is the package content:
-3 pairs of ear tips
-the cable
-earphones
-funny engrish user manual

>>57441069
No, I'm a neet with rich parents and lots of scholarships
>>57441070
Nice to know.

>>57441117
yes if you intend to spend at least $69 in the next couple of days

>>57441106
Or you could just google those articles.

>>57441106
I get stickers like that on anything with a lithium battery

Are any of the chinkshit controllers on aliexpress decent?

Looking to buy 4 cheap-ish (<$25) controllers to use with PC, preferably compatible with games made for xbox/ps controllers.

>>57441185
I get stickers like that on everything coming from GB, it's the usual stuff in the EU

>>57441190
No, get the real thing

>>57441190
Xiaomi Controller

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>>57440572
Microphone for teamspeak anon here,

I got my soundproof panels.
Expect they're exactly like on pic related (stolen from another seller, not mine).
Would not buy again. They're cut 52x51 or 51x51. None of the edges is 50cm long.
Smell of dead fish.
Crumpled and generally nothing like on sellers pictures.

Would not recommend even for free as you could ask in any hardware store if they have any packaging foam leftovers for free.

My guinea pig is disappointed.
Cheng is going to receive a bad comment.

How to file my complains?

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Got 2 Romoss Sense 6 20000mAh power banks as a christmas present. Even though they are obviously fake, they work well and manage to charge my OnePlus One like 4-5 times.
Opened a dispute anyway trying to get $5-10 back. The seller asked me to change the reason to shipping issues and he'll refund me in full, so I did.
>tfw chinked the chink and got 2 perfectly good power banks for free

>>57440952
They look interesting so get featured in movies and tv shows(usually by villains as knives aren't very heroic), possibly they become popular for punks to carry and then some idiot politicians who watch too many movies get to thinking that they're especially deadly because reasons.

Anyone have experience with the Mi Band 2?
Wanna buy it, mostly for heartbeat tracking stuff.
Does it do continuous tracking well? Does it drain your phone's battery?

>>57441027
new raspberry pi doesnt have sata either

get a banana pi if thats what you want

>>57440708
so they have decided on going with the easy-to-shove-up-ass design philosophy huh?

I think I like the edgier designs better desu

>>57441265
Remember Karma is a bitch

>>57441224
How shit is it compared to an xbox 360 controller?

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It arrived.

>336 HKD shipping label
No free/flat rate shipping for over 2kg packages.

>>57441279
Mi Band 2's heartrate tracking is utter shit. You have to be perfectly still for ~10 seconds for it to get a reading, and even then the reading can be extremely inaccurate. For example, after a 30 minute run it told me my heartrate was 50.

>>57440652
How do you complete today's one? Do you need to log on pretty much on the hour to grab a random store coupon?

>>57441332
http://en.miui.com/thread-116416-1-1.html

>>57441386
Any store coupon will do, I just took a $1 one by random for 50 coins

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>>57441341
Nice packing for Li-ion battery banggood.

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>>57441419

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My BENJIE S5 came. AMA.
Great sound, OLED, full metal body.

Size comparsion to my olde Ruizu.

Threadly reminder:
>PSA: You can flash TWRP (and subsequently, CM13) directly through MiFlash in EDL mode without unlocking your bootloader.

leddit/r/Xiaomi/comments/5611tg/psa_you_can_flash_twrp_and_subsequently_cm13/

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>>57441472
It sure is Xiaomi style packaging with milk white bag on that box.

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>>57441507
It's bigger than my regular pillows, Redmi 3s as comparison.

we are buying pillows from china now?

>>57441399
It refuses to display any store coupons for me.
Fuck.

>>57441587
only if it's xiaomeme

>>57441505
>Threadly reminder:
>>PSA: You can flash TWRP (and subsequently, CM13) directly through MiFlash in EDL mode without unlocking your bootloader.
>
>leddit/r/Xiaomi/comments/5611tg/psa_you_can_flash_twrp_and_subsequently_cm13/
Have you tried it? Need to flash cm on my kate (refuses to unlock) but I'm worried of fucking it up

>>57441265
I hope they explode in your pocket

>>57441419
>>57441472
Nice cellphone camera, clear even in low light. What model?

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New knife came today it's a the gray Sebenza knock off.

Really happy with the quality it's definitely top notch craftsmanship for chinks and I think as a knock off for 30$ I would buy again. Shipping took like 2 months, but I am fairly certain they are made to order as the curves/fittings are really nice with tight tolerances.

>>57441681

Link to patch

>>57441656
Yes, I've got the Kate too. Everything went fine.

>>57441499
Which do you find better, Ruizu or Benjie?

No sale for monks? 10€ for the mic version with shipping, seems like a lot for basic earbuds

>>57441703
Sound quality: BENJIE
Body: BENJIE
Battery life: RUIZU
Display: matters, i like that small oled, there is no reason for big display on music player.

UI: RUIZU (with agptek firmware)
Controls: BENJIE

>>57441713
in fact there is, see the previous thread

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>>57441699

http://defendwaifu.com/ - Patch

Flip side of the knife.

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S P O O K Y

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And there it is, at next to chink pillowcase.

>>57441668
It's ~11 year old samshit digital camera. I got Nikon D3100 too, but it's bit too heavy duty for chinkshit photos.

Yi M1 looks interesting, but waiting prices to drop.

>>57441638
That's correct, only xiaomemes.

>>57440944
>stealing from scousers
they're only trying to imitate the best thiefs around

>>57441724
http://s.aliexpress.com/ae6Vr67b
this link?
description says it has mic and volume buttons, but pics are for the basic version
will pm the store and report back

>>57441199
take a look at the gamesir g3s, works with pc (comes with a wreless dongle) and with andorid via bluetooth. ps4ish form factor. gaymer lights

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http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_360688.html

Anyone got one of these wifi quadcopters?
They seem like fun but the apps seem botnetty

>>57441364
Thanks man! Are there any good heartrate trackers in the sub $50 price class?

>>57440973
probably not, it is illegal to own/sell/buy in germany

>>57441886
>china
>botnet

no shit colombo

has anybody here gotten free shit off gearbests get it free thing?

>>57440943
Link? And where do you live?

Would I be better off spending $100 on a dedicated DAP or just spending $100 on a Xiaomi phone to use as a DAP while still being able to play nipgames part time? Any other good alternatives besides Xiaomi phones?

I don't really expect excellent quality when I'm outside and I'm not using $800 CIEMs or anything. I mean, the sound quality wouldn't be worse than shit players like the Xduuo X2 right?

>>57440646
Mfw I'm hooked to those (xianxia) even though all the plots are like 89% copies from each other, and they are usually translated by some fans with google translate.

>>57440808
I bought the ATRs at the suggestion of headfi, did i fug up?

>>57441681
Link the sebenza will ya lad

>>57441995
Most phones have shit audio out, Xduuo X2 would be better than most phones, but there are some phones with good sound like some Meizu models or ZTE Axon 7, etc.
But difference wouldn't be big, unless you have some high impedance hard-to-drive headphones, normal phone would be fine.

>>57440906
link to the red dragon?

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>>57442019
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2129109

It went up in price a little bit, the only things missing are the "Made in Idaho" , the undercut on the blade is angled differently and the screws/whatever they are, are different. Good thing these are things most people won't notice.

>>57442081
>>57442019

My bad linked the store

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Yidu-small-sebenza21-real-D2-TC4-titanium-handle-folding-knife-camping-hunting-outdoor-survival-tool-pocket/32638853096.html

>>57440875
>serrated blade

ewwwwww

>>57441741
link for pillow?
How do you like it, does it seem worth the price?
How high is the cancer risk?

t. need a new (good) pillow

>>57441265
Fucking nigger. This is why we can't have nice things.

A few days ago I got reccomended the kz ATE here, but reading the previous two threads I saw it getting shit on a bit. Is it still a good budget iem comparable to monk sound, or is there some other iem I should be looking at instead?

I bring up the monk because I have that one and I like it's sound for acoustic/orchestral/jazzy stuff, and it isn't half bad for rock either.

how do i find out where i can get my desired chink shit the cheapest?
and should i even order any chink shit at the moment or better wait until 11.11. chinkery is over?

>>57441265
i hope you get a powder package

>>57442223
Wait till 11.11 so you can buy at normal prices or after so you can avoid chinkery

>>57442223
check the usual sites
ask here if in doubt
check price history

>>57442017
Either they're great or the people at headfi are clueless

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>>57442123
Not anymore on $49.99 sale and normally you can't stack -10% off coupon with sale prices, but http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-8H-Z1-Standard-Natural-Latex-Neck-Protecting-Pillow-Anti-Mite-With-Pillow-Case-p-1093603.html or get it from gearbest if they offer free shipping to your country http://www.gearbest.com/cushion/pp_464170.html
Local list price for latex pillow is 69,99€, so I assume $44.99+10€ (and $1 worth of bangbucks as "delay compesation") of new xiaomeme wasn't that bad.

worth? http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_346981.html

>>57441681
link to knoife

None of my red coupons that I've purchased are showing up. Any way to fix?

>>57442306
See
>>57442096

>>57441307
>>57441667
>>57442218
>>57442244
Not him but why are you so butthurt about it? As if you wouldn't dispute if you got sent an obviously fake product?

>>57442246
>>57442257
thanks guys, i guess i'll wait until the 11.11. or later. want to buy a cube i7 book or cube i9 and it really all seems to be in full chinkery right now

>>57441857
how are the other gamesir gamepads, anyone know the wired ones will cost 15$ each when 11.11. hits, anyone here that has any gamesir equipment that can tell me what do they think about it?

I was wondering if you had any recommendations, I'm searching for a phone for my father, he comes from a Galaxy Note 4. I know about some brands like Xiaomi and Honor, but I know little about the actual models.

>>57442512
What's your price limit, any features that he needs?

>>57441307
>>57441667
>>57442218
>>57442244
When did /g/ become a bunch of pussies, crybabies and chink-loving faggots?
He sold me a fake battery, labelling it as genuine, with missing serial numbers, cheaper plastic and most likely with lower quality cells that will last less. Hopefully the internals are as good as the original one.
The seller offered me a full refund if I don't open the dispute as counterfeit, so I accepted. Otherwise I would've settled with 50% refund at most once AliExpress steps in the dispute.

You would've opened a dispute too if you've received a fake item.

>>57442512

Redmi Note 3 Pro

So does anyone actually own a pair of eiaosi earphones? One guy was shilling them a while back, I can't find any decent reviews for it

are original xiaomi pistons worth it?

>>57441265
You are a true hero

Just got my senfer ues. Are they supposed to be this tinny and forward?

Every time cymbals sound the headphones explode. Also all the highs seem to be more "forward" for lack of a better word

I'm thinking of buying some chinese board games like Chinese chess and/or Go.
Are there any other cool games?

>>57441986
search balisong or butterfly knife on dhgate.
I live in Austria.

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What did I get today /csg/???

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It's a flashlight!!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/flashlight/32721800559.html

It's not very bright and has a disco ball tint to it, but I still like it.

>>57442663
a bag full of existential dread

>>57442634
No, check your levels m8.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Burgundy-New-Vintage-Chinese-Men-s-Silk-Satin-Kung-Fu-Shirt-Top-with-Pocket-Size-S/32366707463.html

Will this make me look chinky or faggy?

>>57441886
>wifi control only
Don't do it. Trying to control a quad with a phone is an exercise in frustration.

>>57442646
Are they legal in Austria?

>>57442691
Originally using power amp at balanced eq- IE none

Currently using it with the highs turned down 2 notches.

Device is LG g4

>>57442697

I'd rather a real controller, but real time camera sounds fun

>>57442704
Yeah

>>57442713
>LG g4
Think I've found your problem here.

>>57442694
Probably a 30/70 split.

>>57440820
Not really, mid+subwoofer+tweeter is the best setup for monitors. Can be easily better than full range. Can be. Not saying it will.
7.1/8 speakers on each side of a headphone is just dumb anyway, as 7 of them are full-range.

>>57442730
http://www.banggood.com/FQ777-951W-MINI-WIFI-FPV-With-0_3MP-Camera-Headless-Mode-RC-Quadcopter-RTF-p-1051801.html?rmmds=category

anyone want to sell me their hd662evo to me CHEAP?

>>57442595
I'm waiting for mine to arrive still

Someone linked a slingshot in the previous thread, but is there any better one> It looks like it's made out of cheap metal and would snap easily.

>>57442802
Dear friend

Have HD662EVO for cheap please travel our store and rate 5 star

Amy

>>57440899
What was the difference between the kz ate and the ates? On the AliExpress question section someone said it was the audio balancing and the braided cable, though I'm not too sure.

>>57438113
in what way they're better than UEs?

>>57442833
Amy, please send link to your store friend. Will send good 5 star rating

>>57442694
I like it. Might get a black shirt.

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My jinhao is very wet and writes with a lot of ink, I'm using noodler's black.

Is this normal for the tip size? Is it the paper I'm writing on?

>>57442954
> didn't blur finger prints.

>>Bought Redmeme 3s last month
>>Bought Gitup2 three months agot
>>Redmi 4 pro is released this month and is nicer than the 3s and not much more expensive
>>Firefly 7s is released two monthish ago and it's cheaper and looks nicer than the Gitup2

WHY U DO THAT TO ME CHINKS!?

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Can anyone link to the latest AGKtek A02 firmware for our memeplayer? I remember some anon found a newer-than-1.7 version on their site but I didn't save it

Also, I had a dream last night and I was trying to convince a bunch of strangers to pay to put a /csg/ logo on a shipping container

I think it was related to the website where you can monitor a sea vessel transporting your memes

>>57441117
>my rewards
how did you get on that page?

>>57442954
Try gently (can't stress this enough) to squeeze the two shits that make the tip of the nib with pliers. It can reduce the ink flow, you won't get an F from an M, but it could help.
otherwise, you got chinked

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Would VE introduce cheapo IEMs with L-jack if it was shilled enough?

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>>57442987
actually there's a whole bunch of shit in here:

http://images.agptek.us/image/

anyone tried? there's lots of mentions of X02 and A02. What's the latest and greatest?

>>57443047
Lee would probably tell you to STFU and get off his fucking case man, don't nobody need all this shit over some goddamn $5 earphone I mean wtf

>>57442954
>Left handed

Get out

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worth?

>>57443124
At least he's trying to better himself anon, it can't be easy with those chimp genes.

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>>57443134

>>57442582
Thank you, I will look into that.

>>57442526
I think he likes the large screen, and I don't want anything that isn't snappy (yeah, pretty vague). I don't really have a price limit, without being excessive, but I know that chink phones are less expensive than the phones marketed in the western world.

>>57443178
What happened to the GN4?

fucking hell, I've been reading reviews all afternoon and I still can't make up my mind. Tell me, fellow anons, what chink iems do you own and which ones are your favourite?

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Who here uses a bowl lit toilet?

>>57443134
No, unless you are 100% sure that you need over $49 worth of stuff from aliexpress' 11.11 sales.

http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_438212.html?wid=21 How's the Xiaomeme sports watch?

>>57443275
rgb gayming toilet when?

>>57443257
VE Monk, Zircons and Urbanfun HiFi, I like Urbanfun the most, but you might like Zircons better if you enjoy niggerbass.

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Cube iwork 10 is gonna be on offer on the 11th for about 120 Bong pounds, should I bang?

>>57443275
My cousin's wife's 3 year old son

>>57443386
>cousin's wife's 3 year old son
>cousin's wife's son
>wife's son

subtle

>>57443404
wow thanks for pointing it out anon i never would have noticed

Xiaomi XL mousepad for $4.99 (only in blue though)
http://www.dd4.com/goods/Original-XiaoMi-XL-Mouse-Pad-for-Daily-Use_93787.html

gearbest has the cube i9 plus keyboard for 429$, worth it? or has there been better prices recently?

>>57443319
How nigbass are the zircons anyway? The guy at audiobudget says the bass is good but that's about it. Some people on head-fi also say that the highs are harsh and one of the buds tends to die after a few months, but I never know wether to take head-fiers seriously or not.

>>57443510
They're pretty niggish, highs are harsh, and mids basically don't exist.
I'm not sure what music Audiobudget Guy listens to, but I'm willing to put a small amount of money on it being something not greatly enjoyed by white people over the age of 20.

>>57443134
>>57443279
Can these be combined with the other coupons bought with coins?

>>57443565
that's unfortunate, since that's definitely my ethnicity/age group. I'm a big fan of the monk plus, so ideally I'd like an iem with similar sound. Seems like the KZ ones are having a little discount on 11/11, but like every other iem every one of them gets mixed reviews on head-fi

>>57443244
water damage

>>57443275
topkek

the green glow seems somewhat appropriate

so i'm finally gonna buy the xiaomeme redmi note 3 SE (kate)
I hope it's as dank as you said

>>57443353
I bought a Hibook several months ago.

P.O.S.

Not properly grounded. Various driver issues. Screen ghosting. Won't update to Windows10 Anniversary. Poor battery.

Just avoid Chink tablets altogether. You will be disapoint.

What's some obscure shit you're planning on buying on the 11th that is actually discounted?

Any recommendation on chink hats?

>>57443695
>no cases

>>57443733
I've got some memesocks in my cart

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/memesocks/32707458093.html

>>57443784
order two or get ready to only receive one

>>57443758
Don't worry, these cheap Xiaomis won't have almost any resell value after year or too.

>>57443798
So far the pictures in the feedback sections always show pairs. But yeah, I've ordered two of every design I want. If I get two pairs I'll just give them to my friend or something.

>>57443682
ATEs and Senfers m8. If they get down to Monk monies on the 11th, you want to get some ATEs regardless.
Xiaomi Hybrids you would probably also like, but the extra money is going into build quality with those. Good if you want something to cram in a bag though.

>>57443731
Well, it's that or 2GB lenovo tablets

>>57443510
Also zircons aren't very durable, especially the wire near the jack and connection between right bud and a mic.

>>57443914
Which senfers though, since they've got a few iems? ATE do seem to get a nice discount, so I might get either an ATE or ATR regardless.

Also, how do I spot fake hybrids? What kind of price should I be looking for, because the prices of xiaomi iem listings on ali seem all over the place.

Will Trump shut down 11.11 when he gets elected?

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/232137294062?ul_noapp=true

Already getting down to the $5 mark.

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Well, fuck. Geekbuing added Xiaomi Mi 5S Plus to their sale list and now I can't decide which one to buy.

>Xiaomi Mi 5S Plus
Cheaper
Bigger screen
Better speaker
Fancy dual camera...

>Xiaomi Mi 5S
...but dual camera seems to be pretty useless on tests
And video mode got digital stabilization, unlike 5S Plus.
Smaller screen is more handy?
More storage
Fancy fingerprint reader

>>57443758
yeah, but it has LTE Band 20, which i need

>>57444006
Best way to avoid fake hybrids is to buy them off gearbest, everbuying, etc. They're probably cheaper there too ($16.59 on GB atm)

>>57443510
be prepared that one of the channels will mute after couple months

haven't bought zircons since 2nd pair broke

https://youtu.be/moJadMFvcJg

What the hell Jack Ma

>>57444057
I've had the same issue, but I've managed to repair them by cutting off then resoldering the jack.

>>57444057
Just buy the x6.
I'm so happy with mine I'm literally advertising it for free.

http://s.aliexpress.com/eY7nyeqm

Probably best to wait after 11.11 to see if prices improve though, I got mine for a couple of dollars

>>57444023
I'll wait until it's $2

>>57444057
I bought them in July and they're working fine

Xiaomi Air 12 is down to $519 on gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_425390.html?wid=21

>>57444055
ugh, I've had horrible experiences with gearbest, and they don't even seem to have them in their EU warehouse.

Are the hybrids a lot better than ATEs and senfers, both sound and build quality wise? I might be willing to put down some more money for a xiaomi product, since I know I can actually trust their shit to a degree.

>>57444115
I don't know senpai, the feedbacks don't seem all that great, few there are.

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>>57443758
>>57443695
I got this Xiaomi case for 8 euros, from a group purchase
It's only sold in Taiwan, you need to use a shipping agent but fees and shipping costs are high if you order alone

This store also sells them in Europe, around 15 euros
https://www.xiaomiobchod.cz/pouzdra-kryty-redmi-note-3-se/163-xiaomi-kryt-pro-redmi-note-3-special-edition-6954176884220.html

It's only a matter of time until more resellers realize there's a demand for them

>>57444175
Hybrids are not better than senfers or urbanfun in terms of sound, but the build quality is great.

>>57444175
Sound quality is better than monks for me. It's definitely not the best, but I have to say that quality of sound doesn't belong in that price range

quick!

how do I into eleveneleven?

>>57444236
you're late

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Talk me out of buying this /csg/

It's on sale on Banggood and I'll probably use it about once a month, but it looks neat as fuck.

Are there any good chink laptops?

>>57444264

looks like some kind of pen

>>57444264
It's probably so fucking weak it's borderline unusable.

>>57444264
unless you have ape hands that'll be uncomfortable to use

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>>57444264

Also have to mention that it's an electric screwdriver

What does /g/ think of https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32596833172.html ? The price seems too good to be true.

>>57444302
Nice mobile url!

>>57444023
>Auction

>>57444302
It's the 2GB/32GB version
Get the 3GB one, it's not much more expensive and is worth it

>>57444006
Senfer UES.

>>57444296
Get it

>>57444296
>unironically buying a mom screwer

>>57444336
Is the Special edition any different from the regular note 3 pro ?

>>57444363
it supports LTE Band 20, and its longer with like 2mm, so the cases for the regular pro wont fit

>>57444363
it's special

>>57444264
U R E T H R A
R
E
T
H
R
A

>>57444363
yes, SE has more 4G band frequencies, B20 and B28, google what your country and carrier use. Regular chink version might not give you 4G.
also different cases, but Xiaomi ones are available >>57444203

>>57444363
it's dimensions are slightly different, meaning there are no cases for it

Is this legit snsv?

http://s.aliexpress.com/i67rm2aU

>>57444353
Why?

>>57444284
You might be right, I dunno.
It runs on two AAA batteries, "Dual Torque 0.2/3N.m" whatever that means

Nevermind I watched a chinky video of it and it looks weak as fuck.

Ah well. Any recommendations for an actually good electric screwdriver?

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>>57444404
Chink'd

>>57444412

What do you need to screwdrive?

>>57444445
ohh
>>57444444

>>57444445
Thanks for answering my question...

>>57444337
Hmm. Too bad about their formm factor. I've never found those large housings with cables that need to loop over your ear comfortable.

>>57444214
So how are the urbanfuns? I hate the green casing, but at least they don't have that loop around your ear design. Can't really find many reviews on them, so they must be pretty new.

>>57444226
I want to believe you. But better sound than the monks in iem's that cost maybe half as much? I can't shake the feeling I'm getting chinked.

>>57444462

About once a month - furniture, shelves
About once or twice a month - electronics (laptops, PCs)

I have manual screwdrivers of various sizes and they get the job done 9/10 times but man, putting together a wardrobe or a cabinet with manual screwdrivers is a bitch

I was wondering if you can actually cheat the customs Nazis with Ali coupons. When they do their calculations they actually honor quantit rebates and stuff. Bought vouchers are exempt from this, but if I bought something for 500 bucks and used a 150 Ali coupon only 350 would show on the Bill and credit card statement.

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>>57442115
i bought it because of it. i have a shitton of knives with a normal blade already.

>>57442839
Image shows the ED12.
ATEs have a memory cable and a slightly different sounding compared to the ATE. ATR also have different sounding, more niggerbass.
Listened to the ED12 a bit and so far they seem pretty decent. I compare them with my Shure SE215/ Xiaomeme Hybrids and the ATEs later.

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>>57444503
It's up to you mate. But would I be here wasting my time advertising them to /csg/ if I didn't feel it was worth it?

Also >>57436012

We talked about this in the last thread too.

Only issue with mine is the wire feels cheap and flimsy, but it's in its 4th month and still going strong.

>>57444531
You're not cheating anyone, they charge what you paid for

>>57444567
The coupon is bought in another transaction and only shows up as -150 on the item which you declare at customs and the credit card statement also will show the deducted value.
So you are not messing with the CC statement/ali bill and get a lower price which means less customs duties or even none if you push it below the minimum amount for custom duties.

can i get one of those 1 cent deals with my ali coins? or will igors and vladimirs snipe them before i can

>>57444623
>igors and vladmirs
Who?

>>57444649
russians

>>57444622
The coupon is digital so you won't get charged ofc
You're charged for what you paid for that specific object and only that one

>>57444554
>But would I be here wasting my time advertising them to /csg/ if I didn't feel it was worth it?

I wouldn't at all be surprised if someone actually did such a thing as lie on the internet. Call me jaded.

But I'll strongly consider them, they're dirt cheap and if they turn out mediocre I can always keep them in my bag for emergency spares.

how u anons manage not to buy anything befpre 11.11? i'm already getting withdrawal symptoms

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>>57444623
These coins+0.01 deals looks pretty meh.

>>57444671
there's a pair of sunglasses tomorrow

>>57444655
That's what I meant. You basically save a bit on the customs duties that way and you can provide a valid credit card statement if they ask for it.

Customs is really the only thing that can fuck up chink purchases for me. Got taxed 30€ on a gitup2 action cam and 20€ on a figurine not too long ago.

>>57440997
this is perfect board for DIY hobbyist internet of things. Im going to use it as a homekit server so i can turn my lights on and off with Siri.

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>>57444657
>I wouldn't at all be surprised if someone actually did such a thing as lie on the internet. Call me jaded.

That's understandable, this is 4chan after all, you're not jaded.
It's your choice mate, I'm just sharing my experience with them.

I believe we need to stop settling on the popular memes and get back into exploring chink shit and taking risks. I did that with cheap earphones (wired and wireless) and the eiaosi x6 turned out the best of the lot from wired. From wireless I think bluedio n2 was the best sub $10 Bluetooth earphones for battery life, sound, and build quality.

On 11.11 I'm going to do that with mice. I'll buy a James donkey for my gf, but for myself I'll buy 3 lesser known /generic ones to test out and review on here.

What does "departed from transferring country" mean? Does that mean it's arrived somewhere civilised and then continued on its journey, meaning it will be here soon?

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>>57440944
you limey cunts steal everything from the states.

>>57444730
This is true, but we shouldn't disregard or fail to pass on meme knowledge. Future memes must always be directly compared to current memes or you're just another chinked rube trying to fight the buyer's remorse.

>>57444764
It departed from the transferring country, it left china

>>57443045
>>57442954
do NOT fucking use pliers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuq9tuKRbCY

>>57444794
Agreed.
But we shouldn't stop exploring either. Why the fuck are all the pussies here just sticking to their safe space memes?
Did they forget how we discovered these memes in the first place?

>>57444810
You wouldn't know if we were or not. I've basically bought every chinktastic earbud I've seen, and none of them are even worth mentioning in the same breath as Monks or ATEs.

I also doubt your assertion that Bluedio N2s have better battery life than KZ HDSEs. Always compare.

>>57443784
Oh shit they're gonna be 14 cents on 11/11

Can somebody explain to me how coupon stacking is working on ali?
I'm looking at this:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinktiq/32532596613.html

On the app it will be $509, there's a store promo $3 off for each $99, the store accepts $6 in select coupons, the store has one $15 coupon for items higher than $69, I have on $50 coupon from the new app user promo.

Will it be 500 - 5*3 -6 -50, or can the $15 store coupon and the $50 ali coupon be stacked?

>>57441575
is that the xiaomi pillow

>>57440572
Should i buy kate or kenzo?

>>57440690
Worse for me, 12 reboots in 2 hours

>>57444852
>I've basically bought every chinktastic earbud I've seen
Drop some name

>>57444883
They're no-name chinktastics, and they're all shit.

>>57444852
I didn't try the kz, but my bluedios easily last me ~6-7 hours playback.

Using memory foam earbuds makes louder volumes unnecessary and battery life better.

>>57444870
Whichever one is cheaper.

fucking chinkbots
that 1k coin coupon is impossible to get

>>57444870
Kate if u need lte b20

>>57444899
So you think your proposed meme is the best of the memes, but you aren't comparing them to the established meme?
l2meme

Okay i need IEMs with a mic to replace my iphone headphones. I listen to mostly ambient electronic and house music and a dash of rap. Id like something with a tight sub bass and warm mids. ED12s look nifty but idk.

>>57444909
i need 1700 for 4g, dont know if its worth the no case

>>57444920
I may have a new meme for you. Let me just find them and try something appropriate. BoC and Black Dog are close by.

>>57443124
>implying left handers are superior to you in every way

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>>57444797

So China is the transferring country?

Should I order my chinkshit now before 11/11 just in case Trump wins?

>>57444956
Ireland is like China

>>57444963

Even if Trump wins its not going to affect chink buying stuff immediately

>>57444963
The prices are all higher now

New meme announced
Xiaomi Piston Pro
http://www.mi.com/earphonepro/
only 149rmb

>>57443695
What is the difference between that one and the pro one

>>57440997
>Allwinner Soc
They're about 15 more GPL violations away from getting butt fucked to death by Stallman.

>>57444920
>>57444939

Yeah OK, have a look at Boarseman CX98. Tested through xDuoo X2 and a Fiio E06. Seems to fit the bill.

>>57445001
see >>57440708

What is the cheapest price to go for a Superlux HD662EVO?

should i put my kingdian in my desktop or in my latitude e6430

>>57444940
>Was actually implying left handers are inferior in every way

Can anyone tell me how the xiaomi pillow is?

How have you experienced the night with this one instead of your regular pillow?

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>>57445099

Left handers are more intelligent on average and have quicker reaction times, thankfully their inability to write without smearing has prevented their world domination

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Does this (see pic) mean that all options for the item will be the same price on 11.11 or will the sale price also vary by option?

Wtf happened to Gearbest free shipping? Basically everything has some amount of shipping fee now.

>>57445186

Holy shit nigger exactly the listing i am looking at and i didn't have a varient in price on the desktop site. most likely for all sizes/choices

>>57445186
wtf hacker

>>57445186
I got a Xiaomi Xl mousepad off Gearbest a few months ago for $6~ with good boy points

>>57445238
nah pretty sure its only the cheapest one. I've looked at some things where the gap between the options is like 1000 bucks and the 11.11 price display would be just out of the park for the more expensive options

>>57444922
>>57444203

>>57445267
makes sense

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/k/ommando here. Fun fact: if you try checking firearms at Jet Blue they won't even open the case to verify their stupid policies are being followed, at least in front of other customers. This was at SFO and they use the international terminal even for domestic hops so I'm guessing that's so all the people behind me don't suddenly pass out in shock or freak out and get someone shot.

Current plan is this UAV, a belt to go along with the rest of the outfit, and a whole lot of random cheap stuff that's going on sale like Whiskey rocks, card knife, chopsticks, and Rock Nano Zircons.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-Camera-Syma-X11-4-Channel-2-4GHz-6-Axis-Gyro-Remote-Control-RC-Helicopter-Quadcopter/32330659124.html

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>memery cards
China, I...

I bought CX98 recently. I am satisfied by the sound quality but even a slightest touch to the 3.5mm jack while it's plugged in triggers song switching/pausing and playing/volume up and down commands which is weird seeing CX98 don't have the remote control thing. That in turn renders the headphones unusable while I am moving which bums me out honestly. Such a sad state of affairs.

>>57445542
jej they acknowledge the meme

>>57445619
The boarsemen is short circuiting the 3.5mm port

>>57445619
You've got a shitty damaged port. The spring contacts are fucked.

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>>57445542
Its the wrong version though
https://www.aliexpress.com/af/category/200215209.html

So anybody find any good 11/11 deals yet?

>>57445929
https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/the_best_deal_of_your_life/922420_32665106352.html

What's that site to buy glasses? it's not chink, it's just regular

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>>57445975
>es
something something build wall

>>57445983
Zenni?

shill chink phones to me

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>>57445975
>mfw I opened this at work

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someone remembers the name of the batton that was in this thread ~5days ago the cuck aliexpress search engine dosen't let me search for it anymore
pic related

>>57446059
you knew the risk
you knew where you were
you blew it

Which site has the best deal on N3P?

t. Canada

>>57445975
marico

>>57446062
It's called the Fag Smasher 9000.

>>57440572
Lads
My cubot cheetah wont turn on
Just said that battery was overheating and then died

>>57446265
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>57446271
Well if I could get it too turn on too begin with

>>57445988

Yeah, thanks bro

>>57445140
anyone?

>>57440646
This was an awesome write-up, anon. Please tell us which novels would be a good place for newbies to read.

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I want to build a hitbox using cheap chink shit how much do you think I could make one for

>>57446405
this

So are the prices listed next to the 11.11 icon the price the item is going to be on Friday?

>>57446405
$40

>>57446436
yep

>>57446457
any recs for parts? i need a cheap chink usb controller to gut, arcade buttons... not sure what else. I have a soldering iron and some basic electronics diy stuff.

>>57446486
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zero-Delay-Arcade-USB-Encoder-PC-to-joystick-for-MAME-Fight-Stick-Controls-/251241991403

>>57445142
but arabic writes right to left

>>57446584
arabs literally used to be kangs and shit before 1800

Gearbest sure loves taking its sweet time to get back to me after wanting an ID

>>57446604
>buying from anywhere else other than Ali/Taobao

>>57446604
>Giving foreigners a copy of your ID, let alone the Chinese

>>57446604
hope you blurred out the good bits

>>57446622
blurred out the ID number and DoB.

It essentially just shows them my address, which they already have for shipping information.

>>57442954
It looks pretty normal for shit tier paper m8
What size of nib did you buy? Medium is massive compared to a medium ballpoint, Extra Fine is comparable sometimes though
That actually looks completely normal, even somewhat small and not really wet

Would you buy a Redmi 4 Pro now or wait for a Christmas sale? I think they're putting extra for the 11.11 and it might go down afterwards.

>>57446804
Depends if you want it now I guess

>>57446804
Chinks don't celebrate or care about Christmas.

I'm thinking of getting one of these usb 3ds chargers
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NI5L-Sync-Charge-Charing-USB-Power-Cable-Cord-Charger-for-Nintendo-3DS-DSi-NDSI-XL-LA/32711616854.html
because I don't really want to carry around my ac adapter, and it's actually really inconvienient being forced to charge from a wall outlet instead of my computer
Are these safe?

>>57446405
Why don't you order one? You can even have them precustomized and add sanwa button

>>57446898
In theory yes.
I looked up some video some time ago. It's said something of some voltages that some cables comply with. Some say it's safe, some don't.
If I recall right, some 3DS have a security cap somewhere in between 7 volts. Some cable are somewhere 5 volts.
Don't take my word for it though.

What's the best chink vr headset? Probably just going to watch YouTube videos in it while laying down because my neck fucking hurts from looking at my phone in bed.

>>57446829
What if you got a $10 discount coupon?

>>57447085
I mean for my phone by the way, not a PC connected one.

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THE CHINK STUFF ARE NOW 10% MORE EXPENSIVE DUE TO THE DOLLAR VALUE INCREASE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57447085
>>57447209
http://www.gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_424846.html