What are some ideal techs for sexy men?

chinkbook

>>57437343
iphone
iwatch
idildo

>>57437357
+1 on that last gadget

Growlr

>>57437343
sauce

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>>57437343

>>57437343
Attractive men are like women in the tech industry. They either don't exist in the field, or if they do, they are useless.

So you probably wanna go for something that imitates the real thing. Basically become a tech hipster.

Get a laptop (or even Thinkpad) install Linux on it. Despair, because you don't know how to use it or rice it, but at least it looks rad.
Get a good watch, avoid smartwatches, even hipsters hate it.
A chinkphone is probably a good idea. Xiaomi is botnet however, you've been warned.
NO APPLE products allowed
get an inexpensive pair of headphones
There are also smaller gadgets, but since you're just a hipster, you can't appreciate them anyway, so why list them

>>57437343
Thats a big cock

>>57437343
that's a gay