ITT: Fat laptops.

really should have blurred the product key OP

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>>57418685
Not my picture, I don't care.

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The best.

>>57418685
>he thinks pre-XP windows versions had activation

>>57418696
>>57418642
I'd take a little additional thickness for substantial keys like this.

>>57418739
These things have a surprising amount of ports and expandability. I used one at my previous job and it was pretty great. Only downside was it came with WinXP and the guy it belonged to didn't want to upgrade.

>>57418642
Holy shit. I absolutely love these.

Where can I buy one of those built-to-last laptops that the military uses? Something that's about the size of a briefcase, very durable and practically a computer with an inbuilt monitor nadthe keyboard?

>>57418840
Ebay, unless you want to destroy your wallet and buy new.

>>57418739
What's the homologous of that today

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>>57418642

>>57418642
That russian laptop made for the military

>>57418642
H I G H T E S T
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>>57418642
THICC

>>57418982
Itself. Shit's not very old.

>>57418642

Hmm...windows 98

>>57418996
We have some like this at our automatic systems dept to setup and initialize drones and they are sick
They feel so good in hand

>>57418685
For embedded windows 98 second edition?
Something tells me it's prolly not worth that much

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>this thread

>>57419082
>>57419107
Came here to post this

dat thiccness

>>57419565
I'm installing right now!

>>57418685
newfag spotted
git out

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Well this isn't too thicc but quite heavy (3kg)

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>>57418642
>>57418696
>>57418699
>>57418739
>>57418757
>>57420786
>>57420801
thicc

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Tadpole-RDI voyager sparcIIi portable server. Released in 2000 it's still pretty thick. I think the base price was about 13grand USD.

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>tfw when no thicc

>>57418642

agilent is so high tech all the other high tech companies get their high tech shit from agilent

>>57418642
>>57419565
>Win98 embedded
I never heard of this before

T H I C C

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>>57420204
>3kg
>heavy
My thinkpad is more

>>57418840
try milltary surplus websites

>>57418996
Toughbooks rule.
Too bad they're fucking expensive.

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G40 and 380ED

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>>57421346
They're thicc

>>57418642

>post a desktop with integrated display
>laptop

love thick laptops, the way i love fat thick cocks

>>57421433
>do not buy used laptops from this guy
Noted.

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>>57421364
G40 specs

>>57421055
Well Agilent is a B2B company so that stands to reason.

>>57418757

HIGH TEST
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awful thread

LMAO thicc :) haha

>>57421254
examples

>>57421481
>'plying you'd never wanna be a sissy-cd and worship black dicks

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>>57421559

>>57418642
WANT

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>>57421346
bet you think you're hot shit don't you

>>57421498
pretty comfy simple fattop

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PPC 512 "laptop"
requires 8 of the big batteries thingy for portable use, the same that portable radiocasette players used
weights a fucking ton, never turned mine on in fear of it not working

My grandma had an old laptop that was about 18" long, 12" wide, and 3" high, orange and black screen, and the screen folded up about right in the middle of the length. Played countless hours of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune on it as a kid

What was this beast called??? Probably made in the 80s?

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>>57421849
Sounds like an OG GRiD Compass

>>57418642
What is the boobie equivalent of laptops ? The keyboard ?

>>57421868

almost like that, but a bigger screen, no text above the keys, and sharper contrast between the orange and black

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>>57421868
>>57421929
Kinda making me think of these from Aliens 1986

>>57421741
Yeah I do
You know how hot a desktop p4 gets in a laptop?
I put a 3.2ghz p4 in it once, hit 98c, couldn't stay cool at al

>>57421935
Research is saying this one is a Grid case 1139

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>>57418685
>using windows 98 2E
>not running XP black edition

>>57421868
>>57421935

found it, it was a Gridcase 1520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_VWBBE0M8

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my current shitposter. dell inspiron 1200. centrino m, 759m/ram. thick and heavy panty destroyer.

>>57421938
didn't you say it was still decently usable though
would try sticking a P4EE in one of mine but they're so lame otherwise it's kind of a waste, they make great portable file archivers though, your blog makes me want to dig mine back out and give them some more love every time I see it

>>57421969
That thing is aesthetic af senpai

>>57418642
This thread seems like a decent place to ask.
A while ago I found these cases by a Chinese company that were more or less a small tower with a handle and the side folded down opening up a keyboard and a screen. I sent them a quote request saying I worked for a startup and were looking to buy a bunch hoping that would get me a more likely response but they never answered. This was probably a year ago and I can't find it anymore.
Anyone know of cases like this? I desperately want one, I lug my tower out for production gigs and its getting to be a hassle.

>>57418642
this thing is ready to launch a nuclear strike

>>57422009
It's actually a pretty capable machine, with 2gb of ram it vastly outperforms my T42 in some older games.

Had to make a custom heatsink at work after I accidentally butchered the one that was in there
Though it performs a lot better than the stock one

>>57422001
Friend of mine had that exact model. I upgraded it with P4 processor and more RAM, amazing upgrade actually. It worked great. Hard drive was a problem to upgrade though, I couldn't find anything at the time that would work with the interface so it was the only thing slowing it down and because of the size limitation even if I had found an extension/adapter of any kind it wouldn't allow for a another hard drive.

>>57422074
figured that huge fucking copper stock sink in them would be good enough, guess not then

>>57422154
It doesnt do too bad for what i use it for if i keep it plugged in. 4chins and irc. doesnt seem worth it to upgrade anything on it. got the biggest HDD i could find for it 40 GB thats about all i think im going to do for it.

>>57418699

i own one of these (CF-29)

shitty ass computers but ohhhhhhh mannnn i wish there were decent modern versions of these

threw one of them off the 3rd floor of a hotel and it was perfectly fine aside from the scratches all over the lid

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>>57421969

OMG THOSE PORTS.....

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>>57418996

Love my CF18. Military grade shitposting station.

>>57422414
Nice. What's the battery life like?

>>57418996
>>57422414
Where do you guys find this stuff

>>57423320
lurk moar interwebs boy

>>57418642
That's a big laptop

>>57423320
ebay is always a good place to find old weird shit

some stuff is more rare, some stuff is common
my hunt for a G40 went on for 3 weeks until one popped up on ebay with an auto buy at 60$ with the original adapter and the thing was in near mint condition
worth it

my 380ED was similar, hunted for it, found it after a while
t42, r52 and x41 were easy finds, the r30 was the oddball that i got at a resale store for 5 bucks being sold as a "play laptop" because they thought it was dead
brought it home, plugged it in with a universal adapter, booted right up into windows 2000 with no admin password
shits cash

if you have a job in an industrial setting you can get loads of oldschool rugged or just sturdy machines. my boss was just giving out a bunch of thoes oldschool pentium M toughbooks, even two that were "military and police" specced and were bulletproof up to AP handgun ammunition

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Use it as daily every now and then when my laziness start to catch up on me to get shit done.

Desktop is just too comfy for any serious work.

>>57423902
do you ever use the tablet feature of it much?

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>>57423291

It can do 2 hours 20 min playing 480p video on vlc. Its been on many flights with me and made 2 hours flight time every time.

It's shit tier specs but runs ok with ubuntu . Getting pcie card for 3g internet and SSD soon. I want to upgrade ram from 1 to 2 gigs as well.

It runs any infinity engine game like butter. Arcanum great with touch screen.

I use it as a console for old school pc games these days but want to upgrade it to make it more usefull. Thinking of converting into IP CCTV remote system.

>>57418685
So 12 year olds lurking.. As usual

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>>57419082
>>57419107

>>57423320
We spend stupid money on this stuff on ebay and then tell you we get it cheap at thrift stores, garage sales, and auctions.

>>57423933

Very rarely but I use mine only for "work". Also it has resistive touchscreen so it's more like using old pocket pc palmtops - it won't behave like an ipad.


>>57423954

Was never really satisfied with battery life on CF-19. Get around 4 hours out of mine with good battery. Was expecting more like 5-6 hours.

Mine has 3G WWAN built in tho.

Why don't they make yuge laptops anymore with extra batteries or some shit

>>57424098
This
Truth is shit like this is really expensive online because it's extrmely hard to find offline

>>57418685
As if you can do anything with an oem key
kys

>>57418685

Yeah, so many pajeets on /g/ who could use a Windows 98 key.

Some of these are cool, they're like work ones if you dig. The coolest of thease are like military they're sick, I really want a cool somewhat custom laptop that I can show offisn't too old, so like ddr2 ram, and processor. Ideas?

>>57424156

If you think the toughbook is exspensive wait till you see prices off docks and other aftermarket accessories. Even the Cf 18 accessories are ridiculous!

Is a small form factor case with built in mechanical keyboard and monitor? I'd love to have a thick laptop when going to LANs

>>57424445
Is there a*

>>57424445
install gentoo

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>mfw no qt fatbook with integrated printer

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>>57424524

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>>57424445

Yeah, those are called "transportable".

However if you think Toughbook is expensive wait till you see prices for one of those.

>>57424543
Do tell

>>57418982
>running windows 8
>what's the analogue today?

>>57424831
>>57424831
>windows 8
idiot
It is using windows server 2012

>>57418739
This is just a cheaper version of this >>57418699

>>57425340
eipä ollu

In that picture we see Getac X500 server and its price starts at 10k

>>57418696
Love the serif font on those keys.

>>57422289
>threw one of them off the 3rd floor of a hotel
I am extremely curious about your life. Tell more.

>>57425860
eipä ollu xD

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>>57426062
mee vittuun

>>57422414
>unironically lugging that heavy piece of shit around.
These people breathe my air.

>>57418642
why does a fucking huge laptop like that run an os for shitty embedded devices?

>>57424424
the only reason to justify the price of a macbook would be levitation like in the pic

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>>57426624

It's not really a laptop but modular network analyzer that uses win for frontend.

>>57424524
>>57424531
I have that one

>>57418642
>Agilent
does it have a built in scope or something?

>>57426534

Jealous fatty detected.

>>57421498
saved the product key :^)

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>>57418642

>>57427844(You)

>>57427853
what the fuck are you implying?

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Old getac is pretty thick because they hadn't used composites yet and their solution was just to make the metal thicker. The bottom part is probably a battery.

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New getac is also thick if you buy the optional raid 5 storage. Also would probably have another battery stack below it making it even fatter.

>>57418642
I'd love to get something like that. Then gut it and fill it with modern hardware.

>>57427920
The getacs I use at work seem fragile as fuck and you have no way of telling battery life until the 5 minute warning light turns on. Fuck Solaris for not having a battery meter

>>57428066
>Solaris

>>57428933
>implying I have a choice of os to use at work

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>>57428066
Just install Gnome. CDE has been dead for 4 releases now.

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>>57420880
>US IIi
Those things were just limp shitboxes for devs or admins
The Bullfrogs with dual UltraSPARC IIIs were the real thiccbooks, too bad they're so rare you can't find a picture of them not made for ant consumption

>>57429175
>just install something on a corporate device you don't own
besides, his shit should have it anyway, Solaris shipped with GNOME as an option since like 9 and it's the only option on 11

>>57429222
>Solaris shipped with GNOME as an option since like 9 and it's the only option on 11
Repeats what I just said.

Good post, retard.

>>57429175
>>57429222
We can't even access the desktop. It's only use its maintenance tech data, aircraft forms, and loading part software

>>57424363
shit... why have you never posted on battlestation threads?? your space looks awesome

>>57424543
I want this way too badly for some reason.

>>57423612

For you.

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Only one non-x86 posted? I am disappoint.

>>57429863
It's not, read the thread.

laptops thicker than 2 cm should stay in 90s

>>57419594
I miss the Lappy. All of Strong Bads later computers were boring.

>>57418685
yeah those old windows versions are uncrackable what with their offline license validation mechanisms.

>>57429891
So should prissy men when can't deal with real laptops.

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Not t h i c c
but b i g
I own one but I can't find the photo

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>>57418840
>>57422073

that's primitive laptop guts bolted onto a box of proprietary Agilent hardware for network testing, it's not rugged or anything.

>>57418642
I used one of those when I was deployed in Haiti

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>>57429924

>>57418757
commodorish layout of keyboards was standard in 80s?

>>57421868
majestic as fuck

>>57430050
What did you do with it?

>>57427876
that it's shit i guess

>>57430163
??? it's just qwerty and a numpad

>>57429924
is that a cd drive? why??

>>57426534

> Stop liking something I don't like!

>>57432035
>not wanting the new hot meme in your laptop

Wow, look at this fag, stuck in the 70s.

>>57432035

Nah, that's handle iirc. It's Compaq SLT 286, first "laptop" with VGA card... also has full sized 3.5" IDE HDD inside.

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>>57418642
Got two of these but they don't boot up because the lead-acid batteries have died. And the Sony HDs have died, too.

>>57429924

I had one of those. i286, 640KB memory and a 40 MB hard disk.

>>57432035

It's a grip that slides out for carrying.

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>>57418996
Poor Escobar never got to use one of them sleek iridium phones

>>57432261
Man, I wish any modern laptop offered a trackball.

>>57432261
It won't boot without a good battery? That's retarded.

Wonder if there's a way to retrofit them.

>>57423954
Since when does Jackson have an 8 string?

>>57421935
>>57421868

The LCD screen on this is particularly awesome. Anyone know what this kind of screen technology is called specifically?

>>57432035
Because Function>Form

>>57434042
monochromatic lcd

>>57432261
It's really easy to replace the batteries in those, and you can get more capacity in them.

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>>57434042
Early GRiD systems used electroluminescent displays rather than LCDs, later ones used plasma displays as well I believe.

>>57434606
Form and function should work together, please stop thinking all things that look good are compromised big-name consumer products.

>>57421960

Black edition doesn't exist you retard, it's a malwared rip.

>>57420204
>fingerprint scanner used once per login located right between the mouse buttons
genius

>>57435136
>>Form and function should work together, please stop thinking all things that look good are compromised big-name consumer products.
it used to be the case that some products combined good looks with solid functionality. but you're justified in assuming that this is no longer the case today, since mass-market devices sell on looks alone in a lot of cases. Marketers learned that it's cheaper to make it look trendy without bothering with all that expensive functionality under the hood.

>>57435757
I don't disagree with that, I disagree with the idea that form compromises function and vice versa.

>>57435251
thats not true i got it discounted from russians

>>57421055
>tfw all my school lab equipment is Agilent stuff
Makes me feel legit poor, I will never afford anything so nice and there's no old school Tektronix where I live

>>57429915
That grill must be bretty strunk