ANDROID HATE THREAD

lmao

Meanwhile i've been using the same no name meme Shark 128gb microSD card from /csg/ as encrypted internal storage and seeding/downloading torrents in it since February without any issues.

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> try to watch youtube video
> takes five minutes to load app
> crashes as soon as the video starts
> freezes, takes ten minutes before I can even try again

JUST

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> longtime Linux user
> get android phone (upgrade from Blackberry)
> so psyched to use phone Linux
> lags
> malfunctions
> insecure piece of fuck

I'm actually embarrassed by Android. If apple shit was FOSS I would be an iFag by now. It's that shit.

>>57406675
>>57406815
You must have really shitty phones, my mid-tier Nexus 6 has none of these problems. Samsungs by any chance?

> Buy €120 phone
> Wow! So slow, so many crashes!

Next time buy a real phone, like the Honor, you piece of candy.

>>57406919
Motorola Moto G 2nd Gen in my case.

It's not a great phone. I'm seriously considering biting the bullet and buying a new one. I don't really want Tim Cook's cock in my mouth and ass so I'm stuck with Android.

Are there any non-shit Android phones?

>>57406982
Lot's. Spec things out before buying. It's just like anything else.

>>57406982
redmi note 3 pro and replace the botnet for cyanogenmeme

>>57406616
this is the power of the sd card
these are only good as temporary storages for photo cameras
like a digital camera roll (not the app)
>he fell for the meme

>>57406616
>not using cianiggermod

The Apple iPhone 7 Plus doesn't have this problem.

>>57407122

damn it man

juice just came out of my nose

>>57406815
The problem is what you weren't using Cyanogenmod.

>>57406675
The problem is that you are using the default Youtube application instead of Newpipe. Are you retarded?

>>57406982
>buys budget Android phone
>complains it sucks
EVERY FUCKING TIME

I have a Samsung Note 4. Going on year two with it. Still going strong. Don't buy cheap android phones.

You were you using an external SD as internal storage which implies your phone had little storage which, in turn, implies you had a shitty phone and now you're blaming the system for your crappy purchase decisions.

>>57406815
You might have a lot of bloatware. Try rooting the os and install CyanogenMod

>>57407959
>You were you using an external SD as internal storage which implies your phone had little storage
>>57406673 here, it's also necessary if you want to fully encrypt your phone including the microSD card and its contents as a single volume with a single passphrase.

Only reason why i did it.

>buy laptop with windows vista
>2gb of ram
>Vista requires 3gb
>Vista sucks guys!

>>57407332
Do you want iFags? Because that's how you get iFags.

>>57407041
>redmi note 3 pro
>xiaomeme
>ever

Enjoy no LTE.

>>57408929
only in cuckland :^)

>buy moto g4
>experience exactly none of the issues presented here aside from the most negligible amount of lag on the occasional page

And this is a budget phone.

>>57406616
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of shit with down syndrome.

> he identifies so strongly with a mobile phone brand that he will frothily defend it!

laughinggirls.jpg

>>57409097
lmao I saw this in another thread
fatty

>>57407122
>not using cyanogentoo
Install Cyanogentoo

>>57408929
>No LTE
>I have literally been using LTE on mine since march


What third world shithole do you live in?
ZIMBABWE?

>>57409401
the land of freedom, datacaps and going to jail for torrenting

>buy cheap stuff
>complains it sucks to /g/
The circle of life

>>57407275
I use the official app a lot since Android 2.2 or so when it was an ugly dark piece of shit and never had any problems other than custom Roms not having the codes for video, but this a fucking pajeets problem.

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>>57408929
What's your problem?

>try to use Android
>need to create a Google botnet account

I thought this piece of shit OS was open source. Google is not open source

>inb4 just install this deodexed, cyanidemod 13, time warp recovery module [ALPHA] ROM without gApps

No thanks, I want to use apps instead of having a fucking glorified €600 GUI calculator

>>57406616
You're an obvious itoddler who can't spell fucking.

>>57409535
If you set up an iPhone you have to do the same thing with an Apple account. Use a dumbphone.

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>>57409554
This shit is unnecessary, you'll hit the touch part often if you type fast and it'll be smudged so much. Wont take long for another MacBook to burn out and crack the aluminium.

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>use S5 with CM13 nightlies
>no problems whatsoever
>tfw

Maybe this thread is the right place to ask.

Where did all my space go? I have an 8GB 2nd gen Moto G. With time, my storage space just DISAPPEARED. I used to have almost 4GB of music. I only have one 100MB album now because i've had to delete everything else and I have no idea where all my space went. My guess is somehow Android OS updates all get stored on the phone and the old data doesn't get deleted after the upgrade?

Is there a way to get it back?

>>57406616
>Why is this piece of shit operating system such a piece of shit?
Because it's made by third-rate indian pooinloo ‘enterprise java’ programmers

>>57411134
>Buying a phone with 8GB of internal storage
You had this coming m8.

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>get nexus 5 2 years ago
>quickly learn mtp mode is a buggy mess
>cant transfer files to and from phone reliably
>ask on xda
>androcucks say hurr its a feature hurr use wifi lele
>bug has been in pending status for years in google bug tracker since 2011 I think

>5 years later still no fix
What a joke of an OS.

Another problem i havent been able to determine the source of is this phone only getting a gps fix after a fresh install. No matter what rom or radio it works flawlessly on the first boot but never again. Since the hardware doesnt seem to be the problem im inclined to say its this shit OS again and ive used all google official images.

>>57406616
>using a VM of the worst programming language know to the man
>using a fucking monolithic server kernel
>seven iterations and still a shitty iPhone appears less laggy than an average Lagdroid phone
>you need a high end phone to make it beareable

>>57411250
P O O R K I D
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Ffs, get a new phone.

>>57406616
Piece of shit keep reloading apps/tabs and you lose your text

>>57406938
> honor

Fuckign commie shite

>>57409137

You mean Cyantoo?

>>57406616
Stop buying cheap Chinese sd cards

>>57406982
>Moto G
>Buys cheap af phone from Walmart
>Complains its bad and muh iPhone is better
Kill yourself.

>>57406616
>easily fixed using Chrome OS recovery's restore media option

>>57406616
Just out of interest, what Android phone do you have?

>>57407122
What was the last CM without broken as fuck bluetooth?

>>57406675
Why is my shitphone able to do that without crashing?