>laptop sitting idle >suddenly the DVD drive makes a sound

>laptop has no hdd
>hear clicking sounds anyway

>he has a dvd drive

>go to take a shower
>laid in my bathtub for a while, too
>CPU usage is at 99%, the HDD usage lamp is constantly on
>I turned off every piece of software running beforehand
>moved the mouse
>it's gone

Fucking Linux.

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>boot into Linux
>microphone light stays solid

>boot into Windows
>microphone blinks (recording) for a few seconds

>Windows Modules Installer using 50% of the CPU
>no way to find out what it's actually doing

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>change power plan
>CD drive clicks

>boot debian
>gives usb error at boot
>usb ports work anyway

>listen to webradio for hours
>stream starts to buffer but then proceeds

>>57401857
>>57402223
Isn't that the HDD clicking? I always thought it was the HDD.

>>57402297
Are there people who use hard drives in 2016?

>>57402297
Its actually the fan

>>57401982
installing updates
also process explorer could help knowing what it is doing

>>57402297
My laptop only has an SSD, and I would know the difference anyway, it's pretty obvious.

>>57402322
What kind of installation requires 50% cpu activity?

>>57402309
hahaha epik man lol XD

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>pick up laptop
>optical drive ejects
every time

>>57402352
>>57402322
Nvm i got my answer its probably uncompressing something

>>57402358
What the fuck are you implying?

>>57402363
>reassemble laptop
>flip it around to boot it
>optical drive falls out

>>57402390
I am le such a nerd too, can't believe le loodites are le using le hard disk drive in $CurrentYear.

$CurrentYear jokes are so funny and epic. They're super epic like "Mario shroom" jokes and le arrow to the knee meme, timeless.

>sppsvc.exe routinely spikes to 30%
>I've tried everything

>>57402442
deep blue algorithm spotted

>>57402496
>believing the AI meme
le Skynet amirite?

AI is a meme for attracting investors, no one takes it seriously.

>CUT THE HARDLINES

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>not watching a video
>video recorder starts making mechanical noises on its own

>>57402309
>Giving the NSA faster access to your data
Enjoy being cucked my friend

>>57401857
>/g/ free from shitposts
>suddenly OP makes a post

>post this on 4chan
>FBI outside my house

>>57401857
>boot up
>screen reader turns on
>fiddle with settings
>turn it off
>Internet cuts out
>unplug cable
>plug back in
>works
>software updater opens
>random video on my desktop opens
>closes
>sound cuts out.
>restart
>back to normal

>>57402551
I hear google are making leaps and bounds.
If it happens, google will be the first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY