The first half of my MacBook Pro has arrived!

>>57381235
just use bluetooth or wifi, cuck.

>>57381235
kek

>>57381247
You misspelled "goy".

>>57381235
>Penis (micro) to another gay asshole

>>57381235
stop stealing stuff from twitter

>>57381235
When will they ditch the lightning port?

Will the next iphone come with USB-C?

>>57381506

No. They'll ditch the USB-A eventually though.

>>57381339
>stop stealing stuff from kikebook unless you are the original sauce
ftfy

>>57381235
CORDED

>>57381506
They're literally the only society getting away with proprietary ports in europe (There's a regulation against that), and seeing how much cash they make with "Adapthurrs", they won't miss the opportunity to make cash selling those AND royalties on anything that uses the lightning port (Guess why they dumped the 3.5mm port, and put it back in another "Adapthurr" after public outcry)

>>57381638
We all will ditch usb-a eventually, but doing it entirely now on a "professional" machine just seems like corporate suicide.

I mean, the macbook is absolutely stupid but, hey, it's a web browsing machine, not a fucking 2k-5k USD contraption that is supposed to handle very heavy workloads that, because of that change and the MEMEOJI BAR just became an overheating piece of shit joke

Just get steve jobs back, at least apple will survive with him

>>57381863
>at least apple will survive with him
Why the fuck would anyone want that?

>>57381872
I have no idea, you tell me
But I'm pretty sure Tim Cuck will be the downfall of apple

>>57381890
Good riddance.

Here's the source: https://twitter.com/yuris/status/794223356019023872

>>57382825
Purge the normalfags

>>57381247
BRAVE

>>57381863
>Just get steve jobs back

H-He's dead

>>57382944
The comments to that tweet are the best:
>Is it weird that im a little jealous?
>A bit.

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>>57382944
Are they still normies if they are important people in the tech industry and they've achieved more than us, /g/? We're not in SF right now, running our own successful startup in Silicon Valley. Pic related too.

>>57381235
>tfw Apple can't into innovation anymore and the only way they know to make more profits is rising the price of the MBP, removing ports, and selling adapters
It's quite pathetic desu

>>57381863
>Just get steve jobs back
...Where do you think he went?

>>57383128
DONGLED

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>>57383128

>USB type C to lightning (i.e iPhone and iPad connector) adapter
>On top of a regular USB adapter you can use with the Lighting to regular USB cable that came with that iPad and/or iPhone
Each to their own I guess, but I guess it's not like /v/ is going to take note of this the same way they keep posting pictures of that one faulty macbook that was overheating like crazy (owner got it replaced no questions asked and the replacement didn't have the problem).

>>57381247
Sure, keep telling yourself they're not just trying to sell dongles, you iCuck.

>>57381235
kek

>>57383149
>>57383149
>>57383149
When did apple innovate exactly? the only good thing they made was the ipod

>>57383321
>dongle
>A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to another device to provide it with additional functionality. In relation to computing, the term is primarily associated with hardware providing a copy protection mechanism for commercial software—in which the dongle must be attached to the system that the software is installed on in order for it to function.

Fuck off retard.

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>>57381235
Top fucking kek

Crapple fans will defend this

>>57383159
Underrated post

>>57384534
>headphone jack
>not a functionality that is lacking
Fuck, and I am the retard.

>>57381235
I now hate apple again
Feels good

>>57381506
no ports at all on everything

>>57384496
iPod
iPhone
MacBook Air
MacBook Pro Retina

>>57381235
>what are multiport adapters
https://www.amazon.com/Juiced-BizHUB-Multiport-Ethernet-Delivery/dp/B01J391C3W/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1478278655&sr=8-17&keywords=usb+c+hdmi+ethernet
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FWT7MFE/ref=twister_B01FWT7MCM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

>>57383085
make a clone

>>57384628
iDongle
iDongle S
iDongle S Plus
MacDongle Air
MacDongle Pro Retina

>>57384600
Stop shilling your DRM ubisoft.

>>57381863
>magsafe not proprietary
>miniDP not proprietary
>USB C proprietary
kek

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>>57384624

>>57384643

t-this

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>>57384692

>>57384624

It'd use that thing again in a heartbeat. Needs a new battery and probably a new trackpad. $80 and some elbow grease to clean it and it's back in business. Add another $20 if the bottom cover was bent to shit.

You wouldn't believe how many rich kids >throw computers like this in the trash< at universities. It's disgusting. I remember one time pulling a fully loaded 15in Macbook Pro made that same year out of the trash because the owner had cracked the glass on it. Not the LCD, just the glass. I replaced it for $15 and sold the laptop for $2000. It was insane. The thing was _in_the_garbage_.

>>57384792
Check your first world country privileges.

>>57384792
>Needs a new battery
It says "Warning: Do not remove the battery."

>>57384901

Thanks for posting.

>>57384851

What does this even mean

>>57384911
>What does this even mean
It means that only in the United States I could easily find an expensive piece of equipment in the trash can with little damage to it.

>>57384792
Too bad you cannot get a new battery for it. And no, the $50 'genuine' replacements are not even worth that unless you want to but a new one every 30 days.

My 2011 mbp needs a new battery and I am basically shit out of luck.

>>57381247
>bluetooth or wifi
to charge the fuckin thing too?
oh i don't know

>>57384958
You've obviously never been to Japan.

>>57384965
>>57384958
The fire also probably did extreme damage to the screen and other electronics, nobody would find that in a dumpster and think "This can work"

>>57383160
you can still get a damn 30 pin?

>tfw the xps13 is the only viable competitor but it's still not as good and you're stuck with Windows or Linux

>>57385046
that reminds me i wanted to check on elementary again

>>57385046

Install TrueOS.

>>57385067
Its not that great. It's like putting lipstick on a pig. Linux just can't be as smooth and fluid as OSX. Better off just using i3

>>57385074
>Open source bullshit
Yeah no

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>>57381235
>thunderbolt 3 to thunderbolt 2

IS THIS FUCKING REAL? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT REAL GEE! PLEASEEEE

>>57385094
I've never used a mac, I am coming from the awful linux end (which i know how to rice/operate manually) not the windows/macos UI candy. I don't expect much, I'd probably break it with customization anyway.

>>57385110

It's to plug Thunderbolt devices into the new Macbook Pro, since it only does Thunderbolt over USB-C.

>>57385122
Most people here can't afford to use a Mac or don't have a developed enough brain to do something the non-hard way and risk their technical credibility that they can tout online.

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>>57385107
>implying Linux isn't open source

>Android phones do away with headphone jack and force adapters
>nothing
>Apple does it
>autists come out of the woodwork
Yawn.

>>57385179
Where did I imply that?

>>57385199
I'm pretty sure that's never happened. A ton of phones are copying crappy apple designs and failing miserably though. Samsung copied it down to the explosions and they're out of business.

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>>57385218

>>57385199
There's been very few 3.5mm-less Android phones and they weren't successful

>>57385240
That's a modular phone though

>>57385263
Meanwhile Apple breaks sales records with the 7. Face it poor droids.

>>57385269
And?

>>57385294
And they could just as easily put the 3.5mm jack on the shell, that's not a blanket 'no 3.5mm jack'

>>57385272
Not an argument.

>>57381235
But they don't work.

>>57385314
Ok, so instead of an adapter now you have to buy an even more expensive shell? And swap shells if you want to use headphones?

>>57385315
Just a fact pajeet.

>>57385341
That's the Moto's game yeah, it is definitely not for me but it's also retardedly overpriced and overly sexy integration for seemingly pointless features like a boombox and a projector.

Seems like it out-appled apple desu

>>57385456
This is what frustrates me about the anti Apple fanboys.

>X did it first!!!

Look at these modular phones. G5, Motorola's half baked crap, project ara that fell apart. Look at the function bar on the X1 carbon. It doesn't matter if you're first when it's a shitty half baked implementation. There's a reason Apple never worries about being first. They're going to implement something when it's a functional asset to the phone, not a concept.

>>57385541
No, the motorola's implementation is incredibly slick that's why I mentioned it. The software is still android but motorola is usually some of the strictest implementations around anyway.

It's not about doing it first, motorola saw the Ara layout and did it in a way that apple would have done: Overpriced, heavily stylized, incredibly proprietary. I would imagine they also hold veto control over future mods.

>>57385541
>apple
>functional
kek is this a babby mode find the shill game?

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>>57384629
>people will actually buy that

Apple sheeps are so retarded.

>>57385610
You're making it pretty easy for yourself, yes.

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>>57385676
Sure thing, fanboy.

>>57385754
>Java
>material design isn't even a native library, app developers have to use their own implementation
>still no easy backup and restore
>still fucking lags/stutters
>still no viable iMessage competitor
>awful update cycle

>>57385783
and thats all before the OEMS and networks get their bloaty little fingers on your device and fill it full of spyware and bloat shit

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>>57381235

>>57384690
Magsafe is apple patented technology,
( https://www.google.com/patents/US7311526 )
miniDP is too !
( https://www.google.com/patents/US8047880 )
USB C is a spec by the USB Implementers forum.
( http://www.gusb.org/developers/usbtypec/ )

And lightning is apple patented tech too !
( https://www.google.com/patents/US20130115821 )

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>>57381863