Let's get a humor/ylyl thread going.

>>57376098
Topkuk, no

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>>57376112
Delet this

>>57376098
I would deliberately kick that assholes laptop and pretend I tripped over him

>>57376140
Are they ducking because one of their phones is about to explode?

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>>57376174
That's their apology for the note 7

>>57376174
kek

>>57376107
Works on a lot of levels

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>>57376262
This was an accident

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>>57376284

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>>57376338
>All those beats
>All those apple products
>Apple TV
>Dark Souls
I didn't know this was a rage thread

>>57376272
Why for the love of all things holy would you post that

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>>57376410
What the fuck were they thinking?

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>>57376396
don't forget the anon mask

>>57376323
>not taking a fat shit and cranking it to /d/ on your phone before you flush

>>57376434
Wheres the one where he posted on /g/ and was outed by his desk being recognized?

>>57376338

Oh my god, someone post that mspaint version of this

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end of dump

>>57376509
I wonder how cyber violence casualties look like.

>>57376497
> Fixed a bug where black people could be mistakenly identified as gorillas

>>57376543

get it together tyrone

>>57376198
I still don't get what she's trying to do

Wtf is "git_practice"

Surely no one needs more than one attempt to understand git

>>57376577
>mistakenly

>>57376285
Interesting and all, it's a shame the article is over 10 years old.

>>57376556
>the robot's eyes

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>>57376611
>crazy_strings.rb

>>57376401
Rip Ian

>>57376272
That's one very fucked up family, not even a dad on sight.

>>57376611

The contents of the folder may only contain remnants of 1 practice session. You never inspected the contents, yet assume she practised more than once.

>>57376114
>Michael J Fox visits an ATM

>>57376556
>AI can force a win at tic-tac-toe
The time of men has come to an end

>>57376787
I don't think he would be able to reach the screen.

>>57376404
I knew it got bad, i didn't know it so fucking funny. I hope they try another 'Social experiment' with 'ai'

>>57376890
>be microsoft worker from mumbai
>get tasked to pretend to be AI
>you're forced to make nigger jokes and insult your fellow indians to millions

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ohai

>>57376529
fake
this kind of people don't know how to screenshot

>>57376389
i'm sorry but WHAT

>>57376570
YOU PIECE OF HUMAN TRASH

IT'S EITHER "wonder how cyber violence casualties look" OR "wonder what cyber violence casualties look like".

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>57376474
>64GB
>32-bit Operating System
Think I just found the culprit

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>>57376285
He probably used 4chan as a source. Kek

>>57376396
newfag

>>57377166
still makes me angry i dont use my real name on anything

>>57377166
I still use my decade old account named after a Megadeath song

>>57376543
hopefully he beat her to death afterwards.

>>57376123
(you)

>>57376234
i lost

>>57376396
What's wrong with Dark Souls?

>>57377386
thank you based wolo

>>57377451
Nothing, he's just being a retard.

>>57376152
No you wouldn't. You'd walk around him, but wish you had done that instead, and then would remain salty about not doing it until the end of the day when you'd post on 4chan about how you totally would do that.

>>57377451
Le epic hard game for mature gaymers feat a nonsensical story, words not even the most deluded roleplayers on /x/ use, subpar gameplay, early PS3 graphics, rabid fanbase that can't take criticism, it's basically the jojo of /v/ (derails and shits up every thread whenever mentioned outside of their containment zones)

>>57377495 Here's an example, now watch how he calls me a retard and strawmans his way out of /g/ and into his /vg/ hugbox

>>57376905
>indians are niggers

>>57377089
Thanks for the grammar stuff, bud. English is not my mother tongue.

>>57377798
Well, you are retarded, but not because of any of the arguments you have posed.

>>57376733
lost

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>>57376787

>>57377685
Fat Ass nerd detected

>>57376556
what a fucking cheater.

>>57376198
does she have a github and what language does she write in, my guess is ruby or python

>>57378263
Nah, just calling out a pussy when I see one.

Only a prissy little faggot would get so salty about that that they would feel the need to physically assault someone.

Normal people will just walk around and ignore it because who gives a shit.

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>>57376353
>>mfw I code like a girl

>>57378587
she does I just found it
>it's ruby
https://github.com/karliekloss/git-todo/blob/master/README.md
>she didn't even configure git before making a commit
Github literally talks you through it when you make a repo
>>57378607
I do it the guy way first then once everythings working I add comments and neaten it up

>>57377798
you're just buttmad you didn't make it past the tutorial

>>57378592
I don't know what faggot school you went to but in my school if some fat fuck was blocking the hall like that he would get his shit kicked in by the jocks within 5 minutes. But now days with all the cry babies whining about bullies shit like this is now accepted and ignored.

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>>57378654
The point of that image is the implication that, somehow, guys are able to add so many unnecessary steps and be completely unable to explain them to people who have every fucking clue what they're looking at (a mess).

I'm not very good at code, but I can at the very least comprehend she was trying way too hard to find all the different things she could find that would make a function look unorganized, unneat, and unruly to push some shitty fucking "girrrrrrrllll powerrrrrrr :DDDDD" bullshit.

also
>very clearly c/c-based
>int-returning function
>returning a char in two separate instances
>actually returning a real number because "lol so randumb xddddddd" in a fringe-case scenario where a == b, instead of returning something that'd actually be useful like a real fucking number
and to top of my flustering autism
>using /**/ on one-line comments as opposed to //

It's fucking disgusting and it's a part of why I scoff at the notion of companies pushing women developers. It's not because of culturally-bred sexism, it's because of cunts like this who get all hoity-toity and misandrist in the most passive-aggressive way to justify her ability to write a simple fucking instruction and add several more lines of documentation for something as simple as returning shit.

Fuck me, I'm triggered.

>>57377046
I know right? Who the fuck still owns monopoly let alone two version of it?

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>>57378754
I could not agree with you more, I mean if she had some like 50 followers or whatever I wouldn't really care but she has thousands who all consider her to be good OH FUCK NOW I'M FUCKING ANGRY THINKING ABOUT IT

>>57376404
holy shit
I've seen the name mentioned but never took part or witnessed or cared about it
but damn that's the best

>>57378942
you are aware of what Tay is right?
The image is really only funny if you know what it is.

>>57378951
it's the ai that /pol/ messed with

>>57378891
Even at 50 followers I'd be pissed to all hell

At no point should you act like because you spent a day learning Ruby on Rails and got something a bit more complex than a bubble sort going that you suddenly have done more than any other person on Earth and just go full fucking retard because you have a uterus.

>>57376396
>Dark Souls
Do you have superhuman eyesight or something, because I don't see it?

>>57376174
I finally understand why muslims pray like this. they always fear someone is going to explode

>>57376313
ylyl not cringe

>>57376972
somebody else probably screenshot their post

>>57376158
Oh man, look at all those ports.......

>>57376107
Where the fuck is his rank patch? There's no ring?!
WHAT'S GOING ON ANON

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>>57376489
>/d/
>jerking off after shitting

>>57376313
>i hope your proud moot
>he pulls off a half funny self ironic cringe
still cringe though

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>>57376098
How's this?

>>57376234
hey Joyce

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>>57376313
did it for the lulz
u wot m8
come at me bro
toplulz
all praise kek he is he almighty raper and the shaper

>>57376330
the fuck is this real

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>>57376107

>>57376285
>socially adjusted
>homosexual

Wat

>>57376293
That's YRYL material, he's not even in a Starbucks

>>57376107
I'd let him have MY ring, if you what I'm sayan

>>57376313
Wow, three Zacks, what a coincidence.

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Sometimes I wonder if the Microsoft employees on /r/Windows10 are impersonators and trying to hack people in need of help

>>57376152
>>57377685
>>57378263
>>57378592
>>57378708
i would seriously harass you two and probably sodomize both of your white pussy boy asses.

>>57376364
Tux would be a haunting mascot if it had those hands

>>57376556
I haven't seen this before. Lost

>>57376131
reee

>>57380031
I would have said yes the posted the scripts on github

>>57376234
the fuck man? looks vanilla, as hell but that much ram usage?

>>57376474

>64.0 GB (3.00 GB usable)

why live

>>57380031
Maybe, but employees do go on there and post semi-unofficial stuff to cut through the red tape and get something accomplished.

>>57380070
The "scripts" would most likely be a batch file that runs a few executables.

>>57376733
Yeah, thsts better than getting laid.

>>57380056
>Implying that ugly motherfucker isn't haunting anyway

>>57376272
>that thumbnail
nope not today fucker

>>57380405
1
2
3 4

>>57376353
Isn't the code on the left famous? Who made this comparison image?

>>57378654
>github basically empty
>LOOK GUISE I CODE ALL THE TIME XDDDDDDD
What's wrong with women?

>>57376158
Look at all that io.. fucking disgusting.

>>57378654
>Look at the repositories
>It's 22 projects of hello world and other 1st week shit in ruby, that for some reason she decided needed to be uploaded to git
>There's multiple hello world projects, I repeat, multiple
I don't even

>>57380087
wangblows is shit with ram.
My laptop (with a clean install) will use 5 gb of ram on desktop and cpu 25% which causes the fans to go full blast.
Thats unacceptable for a laptop.

>>57376350
>tfw you remember watching shows like this
>tfw theres still videos like this in existence when good rips exist now
>tfw people still watch the bad versions

>>57376389
nigga sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do

>>57376330
A E S T H E T I C

>>57380501
Yeah, it's the fast inverse square root.
What I never undestood is why he declares that const threehalfs

>>57376131
DELTE THIS

>>57376474
>tfw computer tests 0.1 away from the max rating

>>57376529
>forcing all its children to be wrapped in a block\
fucking lost

>>57380596
A U T I S T I C

>>57376733
>>57380173
fucking newfags

>>57379654
surge or what exactly happened?

>>57380031
Yea really.
All kinds of shit sketches me out.
An autoparts store banned my ip because I had scripts disabled and they thought I was a bot. They ban me every other month.
I called their number one time telling them to unban me, one time teir 1 actually wanted me to downlaod teamveiwer FROM THEIR SITE not the official one, so that I can let him on my computer so he can clear my fucking cache.
I told him half the shit I do and he didnt get it.. still wanted to do it. I then informed him the tv executable wouldn't even run on linux, he caved and gave me teir 2 or the manager.. told them what was up, told them to check the ban logs and take my shit off of it.
I was unbanned within 2 minutes.

>>57376158
I fucking love this.
> meet apple tard
> has some iphone and/or macbook
> they are older models, smaller storage ones
> point that out all the time

They feel fucking horrible after that.
It's one of the best feels.

Like you genuine check out the iPhone, and then point it out how there is a jack. And that's the older model, right? Was it released last year?
Is it the 128GB model though? No, oh I heard that can store a lots of songs and pictures.

Pure comedy.

>>57380523
It's secret Kode, silly boy! ;-)

>>57376272
This look like a single mother doesn't understand technology and has control issues. I hear that story too many times.

>>57376107
I don't understand
>>57376131
>>57376330
What am I looking at besides Apple stuff? What is that thing that the cord is plugged into in the back? I'm super ignorant about Apple products and omit them from my life. Only thing I really know about is that I like the dual camera setup for the new iPhone but I still won't buy it.

Please enlighten me to what these peripherals are. I think I recognize an iPad though I can't figure out what is going on worth the stylus.

>>57380556
You have some issues or bloatware running.
A stock Win7-8-10 uses ~600megs of ram barely. And Windows 10 also uses ram compression that works pretty good as far as I tested.

Did you confuse cached memory with used maybe?

>>57380597
Because it's a hack/black-magic level code.
Like you would trick branch prediction and so on.

>>57380501
Someone mentioned it's a troll pic only, fake.
The code is "famous", yes.
Just a perfect example of wizardry you can perform.

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>>57376234
kekes

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>>57379391
Why does /g/ have the worst reading comprehension of any board?

>>57379530
I was thinking of getting a bunch of apple stickers and putting them on my thinkpad so they spell "IPAD"

>>57380734
I think it was windows updates doing some weird shit, it was owned by svchost.exe (the source of all evil).

I debloated most of it, usually it runs at about 2gb on desktop rounded up. It will randomly use a shittone of cpu though.

>>57380865
New Windows 10 builds run svchost separated - but you can do this on earlier Windows (from 7 for sure) too. There are all kinds of tools for it.

Also use "Process Explorer" (Sysinternals), it gives you a lot better view of what might be eating your resources.

>>57376570
People burning to death because their GTX 1070 explodes.

>>57376972
>>57379391
>>57380802
kek'd

>>57376234
>>57380087
god damn it, all this time I've been thinking that this was supposed to show how much ram windows consumes at the most basic stuff

it's like it was set up to consume 1/4 of ram available upon the launch

>>57380899
Im on windows 7. The best view I know of on tha is the something button in the task manager.. its like performance monitor or something.
Im under the impression that svchost does all kinds of shit depending on how its called, I have no clue whats actually calling it. Svchost is the middleman of every issue Ihave with windows.

I had a win7 that was a russian crack on my desktop for years, svchost on that would constantly read/write to my harddrives and make the click of death sound whenever I didnt move the mouse for 10 minutes. Just click click clikc click click... perf mon always said svchost was doing it, when I ended it the clickng would stop. I installed linux using the same drive and it never clicks now.

>>57380970
svchost is basically services.
google "how to view svchost", etc etc.
there are sooo many tools.

yes, you have to spend time fixing your shit, that's just how it works.
also, in 2016, you just grab the MSDN iso (a vanilla iso by MS), and then use KMSpico, the de-facto crack tool.

Or you can even buy a cheap key on Reddit, 10-15$.

>>57381000
Yea its crazy now.
I think this is using slick loader or something, how backdoored is that?

Im sure this has a rootkit in it, the md5 traces back to a single russian share site.
I monitored my vm traffic and I was getting connections to a vpn that wasn't mine.

I just dont know what was botnetted..s lick or the os.. probably all of it.

>>57381018
Yeah, using "pre-cracked" Windows ever since this trend started with XP is like having a dildo up your ass.

It's a pain.
And there have been VL/enterprise editions since forever, so I don't know why people even use these "editions".

>>57376389
ghetto technology is the best technology

>>57381025
enterprise no gaymes and less shit.
Ultimate is a slightly bigger install. Its what I usually used
I couldn't use anything less than professional because that was the lowest version that had advanced features like network bridging.

Home and basic lacked the stuff I need and were shit tier because of it.

I think thats what you meant

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>>57381105
Let me tell you about my laptop.

It's amazing what some gorilla glue, a shoestring, a drill, and some nail clippers can do to keep a 4 year old laptop kicking.

Now if only I could figure out why the screen turns pink and green sometimes.

No, the space bar, w, and s keys don't pop back up. Yes I'm posting from this laptop right now; it works fine.

>>57376733

I don't get it. Can't you just do this with fstab?

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>>57376389
Why didn't he just plug the video output from the tablet to the tv instead of using a camera?

>>57381178

what port on the tablet can do video output?

>>57381192
disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>57381192
the cord he is using for the tablet has a video plug

>>57380656
Cheap LED controller plugged into a 2500$ PC

>>57381211
is it kill or is overload protection kicking in

>>57381153
What did you do to it. >7years looks like new

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>>57380523
>>57380554
>>57378587
>>57376198
It's not her job and probably don't even do it on her free time.
Is it the fact that you can't do better despite being a neet and having a lot of free time in your hands that you're salty ?

>>57381254
Stop projecting, not everyone is a NEET.

>>57378885
>he doesn't have 2 versions of monopoly

top kek

>>57381230
It is kilded. No going back.

>>57376107
His mother's christmas list has a folded flag on it

>>57381252
About a year ago a slight crack appeared in the side vent. It kept getting worse until all the vent slits fell out. Without that support the underside of the frame got a radiating crack that eventually wrapped back behind the left hing. I had to tear out a large part of the under frame to keep the now loose hinge from catching at weird angles and damaging the machine further.

One screw on the right hinge tore out forever ago, but the laptop worked fine, but the weight of the screen without the left hinge to support it eventually tore out the other screw. At this point I drilled through the holes in the hinge and the back of the screen and replaced the screws with twist ties since I didn't exactly have any appropriately sized nuts and bolts on hand.

This lasted for a couple weeks until my mother closed my laptop without making sure the screen frame was straight. It warped so I tore off the warp part and put it back together, this time with a shoe lace double looped through the hole and then tightened by wrapping back on itself to close the gap between the knot and the screen. This lasted a couple months until the upper corner of the frame popping in and out without the screw to hold it in fell out. I gorilla glued that back in place.

The missing keyboard frame just fell out a couple years ago. The spacebar, w, s, and d keys just became stuck down one by one due to me gaming a lot. and the d key completely fell off a few days ago and then the plunger under it fell apart so I had to tear out the whole key mounting with clippers to get down to the bare button so I could still use the key.

>>57381361
tl;dr I got a crack in my vent and I jump more often than I strafe left in games.

>>57376198
What do normalfags even think programming is?
Do they have a vague idea or is it just their imagination

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>>57381410
>What do normalfags even think programming is?

>>57376323
whats the turning point

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found on amazon
Obviously the SSD for that special build!!!

amazon.co.uk/Geoco-Digital-120GB-Solid-Superior/dp/B01LMYLUX8/ref=sr_1_107?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1478257511&sr=1-107&keywords=120gb+ssd

>>57376223

>.png

stop this

>>57381466
holy fuck that pic is brain melting

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>>57381254
>le /g/ NEET reddit maymay

pretty sure /g/ is the most employable board on 4chan. even more than /sci/

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>>57376353
Bitch has the exact same pose in two different pictures

>>57376647
Casual as fuck

>>57376272
Ah fuck that. Everytime I read that I get just as mad as I did the last time.

>>57376376
what happened after?

>>57381153
What the hell did you do to it I have an eight year old laptop and its fine.

>>57376272
>>57376438
>>57376715
>>57380405
>>57380715
>>57381515
>samefagging this hard
always gets me

>>57376396
>>57379201
where do u see Dark Souls?

>>57376334
>>>/vr/

>>57376543
>look my bf is having fun, what an idiot
>posts on facebook
>everybody laughs at her for being a bitch
womyn

>>57381410
>right click on webpage
>'inspect'
>take photo of the screen with iPhone™
>upload to facebook

P-R-O-G-R-A-M-M-I-N-G ! ! !

>>57381466
Kangston

>>57376334
>Wow!

>>57376330
>that pen in the bottom

Steve Jobs would have a fucking meltdown if somebody approached him with that idea.

>>57380031
>running one of the first builds on LTSB
>people rage when I don't update
>"you don't even have bash n shits"
>implying worthless "features" are even worth it
>implying updating windows isn't the best way to fuck it up
and people wonder why I don't update

>>57376168
Made me chuckle hard

>>57381616
We wuz SSD's an sheeit

>>57376416
never forgat

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>>57376293
>>57376376
lost

>>57376577
>>57376616
>a bug

>>57376495
pic related

>>57376248
Why woupd anyone do that

>>57376272
but of course the story is untrue, the reasoin you know that is simple. If someone installed Debian they would have used a different password, but even if they used the same username and password the operating system would look nothing like windows. If the sister was that dumb she would not have known how to even search for the downloaded file . the story is bullshit

>>57377166
>2016
>be unemployable because you lack "online presence"

>>57381747
We know, he even told latter it's bullshit, it's just a nice way to rage newfags.

>>57380731

Get some sleep, or quit being stupid.

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anyone old enough to remember this meme? This was one of the first truly /g/ memes that was on here. you could hardly open a thread without seeing this

>>57377798

>Le epic hard game for mature gaymers feat a nonsensical story, words not even the most deluded roleplayers on /x/ use, subpar gameplay, early PS3 graphics, rabid fanbase that can't take criticism, it's basically the jojo of /v/ (derails and shits up every thread whenever mentioned outside of their containment zones)

Its so shit that its the 2nd installment of a series of 5 games, truly subpar!

>>57381777
....teedus?

>>57381777
pepe >>>>>>>>>>>>> tidus

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>>57381572
Never reply to my posts again

>>57381482
I'm pretty sure that's not the case. I can name at least ~5 from the top of my head which have more employable people.
/sci/ is somewhere in the middle or a little above, /g/ is 1/4 or 1/3 from the bottom.

>>57381482
>>57381839
gimme ur full list then

>>57381736
Get me the touchscreen one, I promise I'll use it!

>>57376364
Yes, the code on the left looks to be the fast inverse square root used in Quake.

>>57376543
today:
>Uh, look how stupid men look messing around with their "VR". What losers, LOL.

5 years from now:
>VR is sexist!! Why don't more women use VR? Why is there less VR content for women than men in VR!? The patriarchy did this!

>>57381736
quiter (it's a lecture)
avoids keyloggers

>>57381911
It amazes me how were only a few days from the election and there are still fags that think trump is pro privacy and freedom.
Don't get me wrong, I hate Hillary also, but trump is pretty much just as bad.

>>57381952
*quieter

>>57381953
>but trump is pretty much just as bad.
He's pretty bad. Still rather he get in than hillary on balance.

>>57381837
noice mspaint

>>57381616

underrated

>>57381175
Yes, but he might be talking about automatic drive mounting when you plug in a new device, like a flashdrive.

It's easy to set up though.

>>57376497
>muh net neutrality

>>57376570
>note7.webm

>>57376474
>Supermicro
>SuperServer

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>>57376272

>>57376234

I have never been a Windows user. Care to explain?

>>57381777
>Maxthon
ELITE, too bad it's shit on Loonix

>>57376787
into orbits I say, orbits!

>>57380087
Are people still flipping out over Windows 7 memory usage? That shit is the file cache. it gets deallocated if any actual application needs the ram.

Task manager even shows a breakdown of how much ram is being used for the file cache.

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>>57382326

>>57376733
Literally better tho

>>57376198
her hands are huge !! my sis has that memebook and they are quiet small lol

>>57382349
> I didnt want the whole screen?

fuck this gay earth

>>57381952
>a lecture
>in a fuckin bus

>>57376543
interracial posting cuck

>>57382532
The Earth isn't gay
It even has offspring (Moon)

Maybe it's just a phase

>>57380731
>like dual camera setup
Get a huawei phone senpai. My Honor 8 is comfy as fuck. They just announced the mate 9.

>>57382654
>senpai
k, will avoid it like the plague

>>57382669
>what are wordfilters
f a m

>>57382669
>being this new

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>>57382683
>implying I don't want to laugh at weebs on this site

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>>57382669

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>>57382326
>is fiks

>>57382700
Are you actually retarded or just new?

>>57376350
DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JPEG IS?
I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF A HOT DOG

>>57382414
post pics of her feet

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>>57382723
>>57382701
>>57382690

Witness the butthurt, triggered so hard.
Grab the popcorn, commence for keks, neckbeard weeb rage incoming!

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>>57382700
>>57382766
That's a cute neckbeard

>>57382766
You don't understand.

Try using your twitter negro language to say to your family that you are shaking your head.

>>57382774
Is the baka filter still active?

>>57382787
baka senpai, desu

>>57382797
>baka senpai, desu
>afterwards grabs his sponge on a stick and scratches his rotting asscrack

>>57377232
She was a whore and took the easy way out after it was discovered.

>>57381192
Maybe the video output is DRM locked

>>57376353
...oh so the greatest number out of 2000 and 2000 is...5.

Wow.

That's brilliant. I never would have thoight of that. Fucking 5 >2000 guys.

>>57376410
That man looks so defeated.

>>57376485
Raged

>>57382884
>looking at his iPhone
>fuck, I fucked up, didn't I?

>>57382766
That's the niggerspeak filter at work, family. Jesus Christ you're embarassing.

>>57382766
Fucking kill yourself you fucking nigger. Or just go somewhere else - anywhere else but here!

>>57382946
>>57382963
Holy shit >>57382766 is right
should have got my popcorn

>>57382978
Shove them up your fucking arsehole.

>>57381326
>playing monopoly ever

I bet you don't even Catan.

>>57381536
Obviously she went immediately to his house to blow him.

>>57382998
>Catan
My nigga

>>57383019
>implying there aren't chicks who ain't' into linux n shit

>>57382998
>tfw have catan, munchkin, and D&D but no one to play them with

>>57376131
Is this a loss?

>>57382808
topkek, I wonder how many anons here actually are like that, mostly in the rice threads probably

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>>57382991
>this buttblasted

>>57383059
>>57376123

>>57383092
top
fucking
kek

>>57376353
I'm the only one that find the right code cute? I can see this becoming a fetish

>>57383043
Just make your sister and her friends play board games with you in exchange for tech support like I do.

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>>57376389

>>57376123
As horrid as it is, if they're both happy deluding each other, why not.

>>57383134
It blows my mind that this is a real bug

>>57383146
>why not
detected the neckbeard

>>57383115
My sister is 6 years older than me and none of her friends are hot.

>>57383179
>lewl keke
I do not want to pay money for products or services from this company any more.

>>57376168
> not "so do I"

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>>57383056
STOP

>>57383183
Who cares if they are hot? You're using them to play Kemet not hide the sausage.

>>57383059
Likely, not that many. /g/ (and 4chan in general) strike me as a malnourished bunch of people. Yes, I know you can be fat and malnourished - most fat people do tend fall into that category. But /g/, personally, feels like a cute, twink boy, ripe for fucking, CBT and fisting. A fucking sissy, which will program in Python, as another man shoves his cobra into your badger hole, and after that deposits a bit of venom inside. Damn.
>>57383105
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, fella.

>>57381482
C# is a pajeet code monkey language too maybe you meant C?

>>57376353
whats the left code, deconstructed pls

>>57383247
>your
Fuck, that was one hell of a freudian slip on my part. Should've been "his".

>>57383266
it's hard to type when triggered
kek

>>57383259
like he knows the difference

>>57383262
It's a code to steal nudes, didn't you read?
Also that chick just confirmed she takes nudes, kek.

>>57383262
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>>57383275
"Triggered", how? From what? Me, rejecting your ridiculous claim that people who browse 4chan in general tend to be obese pieces of shit? They might not be the most self-aware bunch on the net, but they won't let themselves bloat up. They know it's a bad thing (unlike the mainstream, which has begun to praise fatness as healthy, and as a good thing which you shouldn't be ashamed of, as of lately.

Besides, a freudian slip is just that - a slip in text/speech which reveals something about you. Other than this little problem there was nothing weird with what I said. "Hard to type". Jesus. Go to fucking /s4s/ or /b/, please.

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>>57381837
>>57381966
Photo edited confirmed

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>>57383381
>Implying

>>57383367
Holy shit, buttblasting at a whole new level

>>57383422
>posting first post on WiFi
>change to data
>oh no, I posted on a dynamic data IP
>now I'm back on WiFi and it only shows my first post as (You) and others not
kek, we know the trick kiddo

>>57383422
nice shop

>>57383422
Did you really just record that because of a post?
Also, you just confirmed that you samefag on a phone, tnx.

>>57383429
Hilarious.
Seriously, though. Do you really consider a <500 character reply to you "on a whole fucking new level"? I take it you haven't been here for long.

>>57383468
Kek, new level relevant to the thread, newfriend
Keep buttlbasting, I see it really hits the nail

>>57383367
>fingers so fat
>ITS HARD TO TYPE
get a dialling wand bro, you can also scratch your crack with it

>>57383468
Whitey cumskin is mad! Oh god, are you going to sit on me to silence me you obese white boy?

>>57381628
What do you think gave him his cancer

>>57383477
>>57383495
>>57383521
Oh, fuck off already. I'm not going to entertain you by giving you any more replies (other than this one). Have a nice day, faggots.

>>57376787
mein seids

>>57381153

Connection to screen is loose.

>>57381501
Those are both the same picture of taylor swift, on 2 different accounts

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>>57383546
Holy shit, faggot is so pissed he still replies.
Looks like anons post worked.

>>57383546
>(other than this one)
kek, dude went to raid the fridge out of rage

>>57377829
My tongue is in your mother

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>>57383546
Thanks for giving me the satisfaction of still replying in butthurt.

Losers these days.

>>57383707
Post more qts