>so glad you could make it to the LAN party
>we're playing unreal tournament, here's your mouse
yo mang, do you have a charger?? mine's out of power
>we forgot to charge your mouse.
>no it doesn't take batteries.
>we start in 5 minutes
>what le fug
>>57371478
if I weren't poor, I would buy CST trackball with blueballs
shit looks cool and nice.
>>57371669
You'd get enough charge to last you all day with 5 minutes of charging.
A mouse for manlytears
>>57371669
Do you carry around batteries?
>>57371669
wait why is the port underneath it? why not in front or back? or even on the side
>>57374603
Because then it would make sense. Thanks, Apple!
>>57374603
COURAGE
>>57374603
To prevent people from using it as a wired mouse. Aesthetics, man. You won't understand.
>>57371669
>>we start in 5 minutes
>Implying anyone uses an iMac for work
>>57373498
enabler
>>57374603
This is Apple without Steve Jobs to yell at people and throw chairs