itt we pretend this is XDA

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[ROM] [Nexus 5] [ANDROID7] SOUL BREAKER SECURE ANDROID ROM
Features
>call recorder
>High level encryption
>Comes with f-droid
>De-crypter
>Proxy
>VPN
>Hardened kernel
Working
>Power button
Not working
>Camera
>Soft touch
>Encryption
>VPN
>Proxy
>Kernel
> You tell me :))))
मैं एंड्रॉयड प्यार और गोली चलाने की आवाज़ सड़क
(Donate) by me a cup of coffee XD
>DOWNLOADS
https://www.russianshadyhosting.com/pajeet-secure-soulbreaker.onion
>MIRRORS
www.mediafire.com/soullllbreak/pajeets are.zip
Https://www.xXXHOTSEXYINDIANSDOWNLOAD.com/pajeetware/secure/soulbreaker


~Made with love in Mumbai

>>57367007
;^)

Is there even a working Nougat ROM for the Nexus 5 yet?

>>57366873

Problems?

You tell me.

>>57367035
has been for a long time m8


also pls download my curryrom 1.3.3.7 very stable only crash every other day no problem is no there i fix good rom

im not responsible for thermonuclear war i point @ u and laugh if you complain

buy me a beer

>>57367075
upboat :))))

>>57366873
So you guys are going to pretend to be productive and actually do something in your life?

>>57366873
>PajeetROM (AOSP Android 7.1) STABLE
>Not working:
>Camera makes Android reboot
>Can only receive phone calls

>>57367111
trips of truth

>>57367007
Kek those pajeet letters, nice touch

Nvm, fixed

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

oh well, I tried so hard.

>>57367187
post a screencap next time

Habib's XXTREM kernel works great on my SG5, highly recommend

How DARE you post feedback, the poor developer made this FOR FREE, you entitled manchildren have no right to have an opinion about ANYTHING!!1 unless you can LITERALLY PROGRAM AN ENTIRE REPLACEMENT BY YOURSELF, ugh, everyone knows that!

Just flash apps2sd friend works for me :)
[provides no link to it]

>>57367258
sounds like someone in a linux thread

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this site may offer linux kernels that are not to be released to the general public. At no time is anyone, including staff, authorized to distribute any private-use kernel outside of this organization. Since this means these kernels are only to be used internal to this organization, per GPL law as posted at http://gpl-violations.org/faq/sourcecode-faq.html, it is written in plain, clear and simple anguage that I do not need to release any source code.

Working
>Almost everything

Not working
>Camera
>Bluetooth
>Things I don't know about/have tested

Please don't ask about ETA's

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>>57367035
Yes. I'm using an unofficial build of CM14.1 right now.

Despite some CM features not working (their f.lux-like thing, for example), somehow this is very stable. 0 crashes so far.

>>57367416
The one by SanthoshM? was about to try that one.
There's another russian one but it appears dodgy as fuck

hi hello
my device splashed with poo while on designated shitting street
now device don't work
what do

>>57367035
Dirty Unicorns, but not on xda

[TurboROM][CurryPowered][5.1][PajeetOptimisations]
What works: Nothing
What doesn't work: calls only work in designated streets

Don't 4get to wipe cache 6 times but not your asshole is bad luck for my family

DO NOT ASK FOR ETA!!!!

don't forget to hit thanks and donate

please do the needful and YOU TELL ME if ther any bugs

Thread cleaned once again. Be respectful or I'll have to close the thread, guys.


[ Gigantic faggypowertrippin' mod signature full of robocop gifs ]

>>57367673
That make Rasheed laugh very much!

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>>57367007

There's already a two year old thread for this that you will have to necro (which I will also point out), use the search function next time :-)

>>57366873
Just bought the new galaxy bomb 12. Stock rom sucks want to get more features.

Anyone know what the best rom is? Last rom i try the phone still explode and burn face but at least wifi worked for a while so i could use data.

How do I root?

[reserved]

I found this rom on a shady Russian website and ive never seen it anywhere else so ill post it on xda and pretend i made it while being oblivious to the fact the rom actually has a built in key logger that collects user data and in 2 weeks ill delete my forum post after people call me out

>>57368375
Fucking kek

>>57367171
>>57368439

Will this ROM work on my [insert phone not related to the thread]?

>>57368051
use pajeet-mumbai2003 CM13 ; )

[reserved]

>>57367227
My favorite thing about this is when the dev himself doesn't mind or care about people asking for ETA but the backseat Pajeet mods absolutely flip the fuck out and start yelling at people if they ask for an ETA

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>>57367035
Plenty.

>[AOSP][MOD][BUTTER SMOOTH][SCRIPT][OPTIMIZATION][DYANMIC][BLAZING FAST][BEST] ULTIMATE ANDROID SPEEDUP MOD V3

>Bugs? You tell me XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Please Hit the Thanks Button If i Helped
[DONATE] paypel. com/donat/[email protected]

Dislaimer:

Your warranty is now void.
I'm not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
thermonuclear war, or you getting fired, because the alarm app failed. Please
do some research if you have any concerns about features included
before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.

Supported devices:Pixel,and Pixel XL

Installation:
Download this rom and opengapps (7.1 arm64)
Boot into TWRP
Make Nandroid bakup (optional
Go to wipe
Tap advanced
Pres dalvik,cache,system, and data
Go to install
Find the ROM and press it
Press add zip
Find the opengapps zip and slide start
Reboot (no soft reboot)

QA::
Q1 When will next update come out?
A1 Dont ask ETA's its very mean to developers
Q2 you ask me
A2 i answer

Bugs;
Camera video recording
You tell me

Downlaods:
http://opengapps.org/?arch=arm64&api=7.1 (120 - 820 Mb)
freeupload .com/download/d.rajesh/pixel/nobloatrom/7.1/2016/10/17/NoBloat%20ROM%20v0.76%20alpha

-- I killed my self writing this

>>57369242
I killed myself just reading it.

My g4 is bootlooping. Should I put in oven or freezer?

>>57367492
Boot to recovery
Poo on it again
Wipe davlik
Don't wipe ass

>>57367035
>using the smiley with a carat nose

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Yes I port yesterday.

Edit: changelog v2.0:

-NEW THEME!!! Dark cyan monochrome amolololed ugly as sin designed by my 7 y/o brother with cracked adober photo shop 7

> broken GPS (will fix in 3.0!!!)

> to increase battery life to 17 minutes turn off: screen, Bluetooth (it's broken anyway), sound, vibration and disable clock

> WIPE DALVIK CACHE AND CACHE 14 TIMES WHILE DANCING IN A CIRCLE AROUND A FIRE SINGING DAVID HASSELHOFF'S LATEST SINGLE BEFORE FLASHING NEW VERSION!!!

> Other: you tell me ;))

Don't forget to press thanks and donate I do this instead of my homework!!!

OLD 1.0 version:

> Boots!!!

> No camara

> No wifi

> No 3G

> Baterry lief good - 50 minute standby 11 minute screen!!!!!

> Left part of screen is yellow

> Minor bugs

> I don't know you tell me???

CLICK HERE TO DONATE TO ME I AM RESPECT XDA DEVALOPER

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thread can be closed, ShadowDancer pm'd me the solution :)

>>57367035
there's an unofficial Pure Nexus

one by a Korean which has Pixel stuff

and a bunch others

>>57367316
this picture is some spooky shit

>>57367454
He's an Indian. And I will never trust Indians, even after India becomes a superpower.

I from brazil and flashed this rom!!! Now phone won't turn on! PLZ help.

>>57368786
What is the difference between CAF and non-CAF versions?

>>57369665
CAF is snapdragon kernel
Non-CAF is AOSP kernel

>>57367316
Is this the cover of the Penguinz new grunge album

You tell me :D

Any app for horny girl in kalkutta...ThAnX...

>>57369242
End yourself

>>57372580
Flush yourself my man

>>57372620
Ok :^)
Dont ask ETA for when i will do it because its really disrespectful to developers

>>57372672
I promis to end android develop project soon...i just need 30% upfront, please do the needful Sir thanx

Locking this thread. Next time be more civil.

Son of bitch basterd I lost everything.

>>57372814
top kek

Why are indians so keen on fiddling (i'm afraid to use the word develop) with android?

You'd think a nation of brown underachievers would find another passion in their lifes.

>>57372774
Unlocking this thread. Show some appreciation this time around or else.

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>>57369440

I install on sd card everything is great but keyboard freezes

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>comic fucking sans
>more i forget it

can I install pokemon go

i actually have been a rom developer on xda for quite a while.

my favorites were

Bugs: You tell me
ETA: it's done when it's done

I used them as well, it's fair tho because you spent hundreds of hours creating a rom (from source) without getting paid

>>57367111
found the butthurt pajeet

how can anyone trust these kernels?

I uploaded a workaround here download it just works. pajeettechreviews.biz/itsnotavirusipromise.exe

>>57367316
Noot

What don't XDA guys just use GitHub/Bitbucket/GitLab and other shit regular developers use?

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legit question for you guys out there, is there a way to stop the: "Unfortunately, app has stopped" messages from showing? I used per app hacking to stop google play services from creating a wake lock and basically only runs when is really "needed", any ideas? it really saves battery btw

>>57366873
please
root how galaky 3.481
thank you

i love cianohennod

it works for me.

I made a new port with dark theme

Battery life 30 minutes or 13 minutes with screen on

Working:
Keyboard

Not working:
Wifi
Bluetooth
Alarm
Home button
Camera
Radio
Minor bugs
Dark theme
You tell me

>>57367316

Damn, Pingu. Chill the fuck out, bruh.

Sometimes i stroll through XDA and you come across a good ROM for your phone and think dam sun das good
but then you come to the bottom and read
>not working:
>nothing, except calling

like how the fuck did you break the main function of a phone?