Ultimate dick measuring thread

>>57358292
Whats the point?

>>57358292
3/10.
You imply that we have desktops.

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>>57358292
The resolution is shite.
FIiixed it.

>>57358292

Only losers have time for this to be honest. Also what does it matter which software you use for whatever stuff? I'm sure you're proud of your autism for using GNU/Linux with whatever memeplayer, but plenty of people using Windows XP and Windows Media Player are happier than you and have better lives. At the end of the day you're just an odd person trying to compare himself with other equally odd people just to feel like you're better than anyone. Sad.

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>>57358560

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>>57358560
Optimize your images please

>>57358623

Not that guy but yours looks worse asshat.

>>57358637
they both look like shit

>post thing welcoming people to complete it
>everybody fights saying their version is better and more optimized, nobody actually uses it
this thread is linux

>>57358663
this guys
>>57358620
looks really good. Filling it out right now, back in a week

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>le windoos 10 64 beat masterrece

>>57358752
kek

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>>57358292

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>>57358292
there

>>57358292
>speccy
>>>/reddit/

>>57358752
I lol'd out loud

>>57358984
>someone actually filled it in
kys

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hng

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>>57358620
>>57358715

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absolutely disgusting template

>>57358950
Hey at least you will get that 5m exercise every time you have to do something the tower

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>>57359141
>>57359099
>>57358950
Satisfied now?
jesus christ

>asks for speccy
>asks for de
What

>>57359219
Shut the fuck up you sobbering cunt

>>57359219
>cleaner
>app manager
>cloud
>only 2 pc placement choices
shiggy

>>57359302
>only 2 pc placement choices
tell me the extra ones. I seriously want to know.

>inb4 putting your pc on the side so the autism doesn't drip out

>>57359376
>language
>union jack.jpg

kek

>>57359407
1. iMac just works.
2. laying under a monitor
3. hanging on a wall, dissected

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>Speccy
Implying

>PC Placement
Desk

>OS
macOS

>DE
macOS

>Video Player
Safari

>Music Player
Spotify

>Picture Editor
Photoshop

>Browser
Safari

>Language
C++
Objective-C
Swift
Python
F#
Lua a bit
C# barely
JavaScript for fun
Java a bit more because of Android

>IDE
Xcode

>Text Editor
Sublime Text 3

>Torrenting
Not poor

>Backups
Don't need/iCloud

>Encryption
Not pedophile

>Cloud
Google Drive

>Cleaner
CleanMyMac? I guess the fuck...

>VM
VMWare Workstation Pro

>Brand
Samsung

>Browser
Firefox with AdBlocker

>4chan Viewer
Clover

>Application Manager
I don't know... The default one in TouchWiz? The fuck.

>ROM
Implying Samsung isn't Jewish.

>???
Made with Shitpost.net, please keep meme-ing.

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I still have stuff on Google Drive (about 2GB worth). Is Mega completely trustworthy?

>>57359376
>using bot.NET

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Have just started with programing so I have only really tried out C.

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>>57359639

>>57359688
I use Linux because it's good, not because it's free.

>>57358584
I've never seen anyone project so hard in my life

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debian masterrace reporting in.

>speccy
>desktop computers
>>>/v/

>>57359734
>cleaner
kek'd audibly

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>>57358292
It needs a section for your favourite anime.

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i'm regretting doing this honestly

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>>57358292

Nobody did this already? And you call yourselves nerds?

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>>57358292
Why do I insert everything in black and white?

It lacks tty emulator.

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Windows and GNU/Linux on separate computers.
>inb4 photobotnet
Call me when there's a free alternative that uses an account/password system.

>>57359134
>>57359141
>>57359205
>>57359376
>>57359544
>>57359568
>>57359639
>>57359667
>>57359958
>>57360408
non-free pig disgusting

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>>57360408
>notbad.jpg
>then look at learning
>python
>>/trash/

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Pic related it's my torrenting laptop
Why is it so shitty? I bought it with Windows Vista and I don't have the specs to run anything decent on it.

I'd trash it but I'm too cheap to buy a new one, plus I've got a much better desktop and laptop, just not in this room.

>>57360456
>python
>>/trash/
why?

>>57360708
Because it's not Go or Rust

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>>57360718

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>>57360718

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>i7 930 and Mobo back in 2010
>GTX 660 in 2013
>Third monitor isn't plugged in
It's lasted, and I'm still using a Q9550, Asus P5Q Deluxe, BFG tech GTX 260 in my other rig.

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>>57358292

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>>57358292

So you guys measuring for shortest dicks in here?

>>57360671
>in my bathroom for some reason
Admit it, you use it for porn

>>57359560
Is this the future of computing? Why have heaters when they could be used for computation? In the future, space heaters can make you money by selling compute time to others.

>no arch
>no rust

/g/ you basic today

>>57364526
Arch is an intermediate distro at best.
Experts tend not to use it.

>>57358292
how do you realistically expect me to do this using linux

>>57359688
polak ;d

>>57359898
for waifu (frame size of speccy)

>>57365859
How is Arch not an intermediate distro?

Dell laptop & Dell screen

Nokia phone

>>57358658
Are you blind?

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>>57358419
Data mining.

>speccy
>>>/v/

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i'm so bored that I actually bothered to do one of these. Please kill me

>Speccy
>implying

>PC Placement
Floor

>OS
Arch

>DE
GNOME

>Video Player
mpv

>Music Player
YouTube.com

>Picture Editor
GIMP

>Browser
Firefox Beta

>Language
Java for Android development
Python

>IDE
Android Studio
Sublime Text 3

>Text Editor
Sublime Text 3

>Torrenting
Transmission

>Backups
Basic RAID0 setup (3x4TB)

>Encryption
No thanks

>Cloud
top kek

>Cleaner
Bleachbit
Why is this question here

>VM
VirtualBox

PHONE

>Brand
Samsung (Galaxy S5 not-locked-by-americuck-cuckery edition)

>Browser
Lightning with DNS66

>4chan Viewer
Clover

>Application Manager
F-Droid and Google Play, F-Droid preferred

>ROM
Unofficial CyanogenMod 14.1 with OpenGApps pico

>???
¿¿¿<

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R8 H8

>>57368055
What is this 4chan app?

>>57368255
Clover. Couldn't find the new icon searching. Didn't search too hard either.

Serious question. Why would you out the computer on the desk next to your monitor? It's just taking up space there and you don't need to be interactive with the tower every few minutes.

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>>57358292
>tfw you can't VM cuz no spare HDD

>>57368560
It's supposed to help with dust buildup or something.
I never tried it because I'm scared as fuck about knocking my PC over bc autism.

>>57368864
You don't need spare HDDs to use virtual machines

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Presenting version 1.1:
-Optimized for Gnu® + Linux™
-no more jewish nazi botnet software required, for maximum Freedom©
-it's okay when you identify as nonbinary computer placement

>>57371181
4th Desktop image is the NUC on Monitor?

>>57371263
It's supposed to be one of those dissected PCs hung on the wall for maximum aspergers. This art style is a pain.

>>57371302
You left out the "dump all the components on a shelf" option though, which I did for 2 desktops.

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>>57358292

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>>57371181
>>57371263

My computer is black and has grpahics

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Am I too late to the party?

>>57358292

>app manager

wait, is there any other besides f-droid?
(and obviously google and the phone manufacter's one samsung/applel/...)

>>57376781
what that orange down-arrow for app manager?

>>57378529
Aptoide

>>57368560
i dont like to bend down everytime just to take a burned cdrom off and put a new blank


srsly now, i dont recall why but everyone just used to put them over the table during my 12-22yo in the 90s/early 200s, i suppose it might have been because most studying tables were built alongside or in the same style as wardrobes and there was a narrow chair+leg space with drawers on both sides, while the table top was quite wide

>>57378548
>>57376781

i see even some closed programs are on aptoid, like whatsapp,

i see you're running cyanogen, last i heard some apps (like whatsapp) didnt receive msg in the background in a ROM without google stuff

i see you're running cyanogen+aptoid, does that mean if i install whatsapp via aptoid on a rom without google, i will have it working just like stock+gstore ?

hatsapp is liretaly the onyl thing holding me back with stock rom

>>57378714
I have the super gapps package, I have all google apps.

>>57359688
>"web2.0" timestamps
defenestrate thyself

>>57359734
the joke is ruined on me already, could you explain your choices on VM, torrent, music and IDE?

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THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NON-FREE SOFTWARE
I LOVE NORTON!

>>57359734
Optimus kek

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i am a normie and should be put to death