> razor-thin > butter smooth > lightning fast > super

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>spiffy
>minimalist

> built from the ground up
> for ninjas, by ninjas
> entirely made in HUESHIT

>safe and secure

>military-grade encryption

>>57324979
>unibody mainframe

>made with love
>proudly hosted on XY
>proudly made with ZX

>enter your email address to download

>all-in-one
>simplified
>designed for 21st century
>easy, but powerful
>early access
>small startup with a big vision
>remarkable

>The following companies are already using [our product]:

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>respects your freedom

>we will poison your dog

>>57325184
3 billion devices run (our product) :^)

>>57324979
>powerful
>lightweight
>user experience

>just werks

>web app
>thinking a browser shell around a web app counts as "native"

>>57324979
>on sale
>on sale
>save 50%
>save $200
>SALE SALE SALE SALE

FUCKING REDDIT GREENTEXT GTFO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ultra new
>cutting edge
>21th century

>>57325212
>He use the smiley with the carrat nose

>developer preview
>Beta tester
>Ip67
>Sleek
>Innovative
>Courageous.

>crispy
>the x all we love
>premium feeling

>>57325277
>for you

>token nigger holding the tech product

>>57325271
>>>/b/

>>57325271
Wow a stupid frogposter without the pepe pic.
Probably also a phoneposter

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>>57324979

Reddit > 8ch > 4chan

>>57325473
then fuck off

>windows 10 is the best OS

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>>57325452
>implying phoneposters are bad
Into the >>>/trash/ you go

>>57324979
>aerodynamic tabs
I win.