How do you imagine the average /g/ user?

>>57322024
me on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxbjZiKAZP4
now replace that guy with a chubby bald neckbeard holding a laptop with ganoo slash lincucks and whining about his animoos

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>>57322024

you wish

i wind up here after fappin

>>57322456
/thread

>>57322456

thats gold

>>57322456
Source?

>>57322685
those socks look comfy af
where can i get some

>>57322637
Silicon Valley clickfarm

>>57322637
from a show called Silicon Valley

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>>57322721
>>57322716
>>57322704
>>57322685
>>57322668
>>57322660

It's pretty sad I have a folder for this.

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This is a group shot from the last /g/entleman's meetup.

>>57322753

they look like normies posing as nerds.
they are not /g/-tier

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>>57322721
That's a poltard on deusvulting.

>>57322737

post more

>>57321951
That's not a Thinkpad so no

>>57322753
Wtf is the old Brazilian president (Lula) doing there? (The one in the left)

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>>57324304
He's a very eccentric fellow.

>>57322066
Jimmy a Geek
a GEEK

>>57322525
change the overweight man to a skinny young man with hipster glasses and a thinkpad riddled with stickers

>>57322737
how did that one 6/10 grill sneak in there?

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this

>>57322685
No One Lives Forever was a great franchise
Kys faggit

>>57322737
why are there so many girls at the /g/ festivus?

>>57321988
is this real?

>>57325266
Hell yeah. How else are you gonna show off your super expensive mac

>>57325214
seems about right

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>neet
>takes a bath once a month at most
>is obese
>uses linux to rice their desktop to get internet points in desktop threads
>lives in their parent's basement or some small room
>knows some programming but not enough to make themselves profitable
>edgy and constantly depressed
>thinks socialism works despite its infamous history of not working
>is too much of a pussy to pirate windows 7 for their $50 thinkpad they snatched off ebay
>constantly tries to justify meme OSs like Linux, FreeBSD, ReactOS despite being literally worse than Windows 10 and Vista combined

>>57325360
The amount of nu-male in that fucking pic just hit me like a fork in the lens of the eye. jesus fucking christ.

If you guys looked like >>57325214, then I'd gladly come to a /g/ meet up. Just sayin'

>>57324558
SERIOUS question, is this actually what happens on 4chan?

>>57322024
me on the right compiling free and open source software

>>57325566
No, see >>57325214

>>57325575
why do you lie?

>>57325603
I don't, nigger.
Check out the pics at literally any /bst/ thread. There's always thigh high socks on cute thighs.
Trust me faggot.

>>57321951
This is some high caliber autism. How can this kid do this and feel no sense of shame?

>>57325621
Those are obviously guys over 18 years olds, they're all ugly though

>>57322456
>all those Indians
>not windows general

Also
>select all Street signs

>>57325644
How would you know? They only show their thighs. For all you know, they could be a beautiful /g/f, which would be perfect for you. Stop being prejudiced anon.

>>57325676
Is that what you really think? There's a reason why they don't show their faces

>>57325686
Yes, because they know how not to endanger themselves online. Like I said, stop being so prejudiced.

>>57325695
lol ok, it's up to you what you think

>>57325718
Why are you so suspicious anon?

>>57325751
because I can see dragno dildos in the background, I can only think you guys buy them

>>57321988
France of course

>>57325802
>dragno dildos in the background, I can only think you guys buy them
What if she's just really into dragon dildos?

You should really stop being so prejudiced.

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>>57321988

>>57325819
That is not France you worldlet

>doesn't have many friends if at all but tells himself and others that's by choice
>jerks it way too often and spirals further down the degenerate road
>feels accomplished by being better than average in some game but fails to see that it's due to spending massive amounts of time in it
>depressed and/or anxious
>takes shit from other people but is too much of a beta to do anything about it..
>...but compensates it by being an edgy flamelord on the Internet
>false sense of superiority while not doing much at all with his life
>disappointment to parents but still loved by their mom

>>57326001
At least this guy's fuckable.

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>>57326106

>indian
>shits in the streets
>gets paid rupees for shilling winpoo
>wastes that money on 1080s
>gets paid by nVidiarrhea to shill it
>wastes that money on an iPloxe
>gets paid by Applel to shill it
>wastes that money on preppy faggot James Bond watches
>gets paid by Applel to make /wt/ on /g/ instead of /fa/

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>How do you imagine the average /g/ user?
See pic related.

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like a kawaii animu little grill

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>>57321951

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>>57325714
ugh, I wish

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>>57326824
aaaaand saved, thanks Anon

>>57321988
Holy fucking shit. Macfags just keep getting dumber

>>57321988
Lol jesus christ

>>57325714
FOR U

>>57326001
PPffftttttt hahahahahahaha. And these fucking hipsters think they look cool

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>>57321951

>>57325959
XD ok... you got me.

>>57321951
>so fat ppl can't even step over his legs
Hate unifags that do this. Just go to an empty room and chill there. Literally triggered and want to slice his fat rolls off as punishment

>>57328133
Good depiction

>>57322685
Bare Egil?

>>57321988
KEK WTF

>>57328959
would bury benis

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50% normies
30% fatties
10% real weirdos
10% fat legged trap virgs

>>57322721
This-is-how-i-protect-my-virginity.jpg

>>57325405
> tfw scrawny
> good personal hygiene
> hard right-wing libertarian
> and a 401k

Get fucked faggot

>>57329631
I gotta say I didn't see that coming

>>57325572
whats your email? ;)

>>57322806
>normies
Hipster faggot detected

>>57322753

They'd honestly look like they'd make some pretty nice hipster music.

>>57322707
smartwool, i think

>>57326043
I-Is that Quebec?

>>57325819
not france at all buddy

>>57326043
Nevermind it's London

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>>57329931

>>57329931
I don't see what's wrong with this one. I mean, other than him being a neckbeard.

>>57321988
>gotta make sure to display the apple logo

>>57330761
He is morbidly obese and blind.

>>57330761
>>57330802
I thought the story behind that pic was some bitch posting him on Twitter and calling him out for using a laptop on a train?

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objectively the reality

>>57329931
>that Stallman getup and proportions
>that neckbeard and glasses
>that shit posture
>that "muh ultraportable" netbook
>that watch
Nailed it

>>57322024
Ugly boys

>>57322737
Imagine the stench

>>57328329
He's right. We're all hot chicks or hot androgynous boys here.

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>>57331183
lost

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>>57321951

-t. pajeet

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>>57328133
>mfw they all represent the /g/ generals

>>57325489
"like a fork in the lens of the eye"
you're either 6 or autistic

>>57326939
pretty sure they're delivering it somewhere

>>57325643
You idiot. This guy is boss. Not giving a fuck is an admirable quality

>>57322006
Wish I had that much hair tho

>>57330732
>>57329931
What kind of ugly country is this?

>>57332858
mexico?

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>>57321951
literally /g/

>>57332858
US of A.

>>57333106
Is that her brother?

>>57321951
A friendly person who would not bicker over small details.

>>57333106
That guy looks like a -1/10

>>57333106
He's just channeling his inner-Mr. Miyagi.

>>57333384
Y-yeah, Mister Officer, Sir. I-it's just her brother!

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>>57333106

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>>57322066

>>57333106
That moment nearly destroyed J-Wong's career.

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>>57321951

>>57333106
Justin Wong is actually a very based member of the fighting game community.

>>57335126
I can't watch the video, what happens?

>>57333401

>>57335223
he pins her down and fingers her

>>57333789
did it actually? what "career" do fighting games have? the cash involved seems kinda low

>>57335333
With those clothes and the face she was making...She was asking for it.

>>57321951
I don't

>>57325819
Quite clearly Britain.

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I'm about to blow you guy's minds

not only am i employed in administration

I have my own place

i dont spend much of my free time at the computer

this is my home office/workspace

have i defied enough stereotypes yet?

>>57336512
no one cares dumbass

>>57336538
you cared enough to reply.

>>57336512
>i dont spend much of my free time at the computer
Looking at the catalog, this doesn't surprise anyone so of course you're from nu /g/.

>>57329918
His eyes look infected. He should see a doctor.

>>57336615
except for the fact that i'm a sysadmin. I get paid to sit at a computer all day, so of course, i'd rather do something else in my free time.

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>>57321988

http://thegadgetflow.com/portfolio/lavolta-carrying-case-bag-imac/

>>57331572
What if he's both?

Fat fedora wearing neckbeard wearing cargo pants and checking his wrist fedora

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Like this

>>57325566
Yes.

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>>57333106
>mfw that Asian guy looks like my ex gf

>>57322737
So I guess the average good is also a /g/ user too.

>>57337197
Perfect use of that gif.

>>57321951
Middle-aged, chubby, balding, grey beard, grew up on command-line interfaces in the 80s, communicates through "mailing lists" instead of forums, writes FOSS software in C on Debian, manages his own mail server, personal website is just plain text and HTML, has old computer parts and wires strewn throughout his modest ranch house in a comfy midwestern suburb.

>>57337372
ITT: mostly lies

>>57322132
Oh hey, it's Linus Sebastian

>>57328959
>she

>>57337548
How the hell are you supposed to call her a "he" ? It just doesn't come naturally.

>>57333642
Canada doesn't have TSA, stupid chink.

>>57333106
I want her

>>57337622
Yeah they have CATSA which is completely different lmao

>>57336512
and yet you still feel the need to gloat on /g/

>>57331353
Squad up bruvb

>>57321951
Depends who you are referring to when you say "average /g/ user". The people who post here are not the average. They are a loud, vocal minority.

>The minority

Males aged 14-30 on average, with occasional 40+ year old men with nothing better to do.

Most often do not know anything about what they're talking about, just spew and fling shitposts, and shill consumer electronics and "gaming" PC equipment.

Huge egos. Prominently displays professionally taken photos of their desktop setup, as if they are posing for a magazine, taking extra attention to make sure they post it in every single BST thread and explain their plans of upgrades and the story behind it, even if they weren't asked, because they really believe people are interested, due to their delusion of having an interesting life that people care about more than the average joe's. Uses a name or a trip for added uniqueness to stand out amongst the other users here, because they genuinely feel superior to others.

Take that one, possibly normie kid in your school growing up that thought he knew stuff about computers and rubbed it in everyone's face, and then later got a little bit of education and his ego doubled, but is still a complete fucking asshat who refuses to accept that he's wrong in many subjects/false facts he spreads around. Just insults you and then proceeds to try to make his life and opinions the center of attention, putting himself on a pedestal. That, in a nutshell, is the "average" /g/ user I believe you are referring to. The users that actually post often.

>The majority

Just your average person who happens to have some skills with computers, or works/has a hobby in some kind of technology field. Doesn't post often, never usually makes threads. Just comes here to read, occasionally posting if they feel they can actually offer some help to a specific situation.

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>>57331183

Alpha. As. Fuck.

>>57331353

Lost it at the cicket bat.

>>57321988
desu It's actually not that bad. If there was a good hard cover with cushioning inside over the screen to protect against knocks and then the stand detached it's more portable than a monitor / Tower combo.

>>57339766
I might add for occasional moves. Where you want something more than a laptop

>>57331183
that's how you do it

>>57321951
It's actually much worse.

>>57339766

>watch me run the 100 meters in 10 seconds with this big fucking pc strapped to my back
>I've never been mugged before

So a laptop was too inconspicuous? I guess if you're peacocking this might get the attention of some nerdy hipster girl, but even then ... IDK.

>>57322456
I want to work in a shitposting factory.

>>57322685
Very accurate.

>>57325959
Do you really not know who fagsox is? All those pictures are the same guy.

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>>57326106
that's me alright

>>57336512
looks like every other bland "battlestation" posted in /bst/

you're no snowflake

>>57337372
There are about 0 of those guys on /g/. Most of those guys barely even use computers these days as they have become nutters who live inawoods.

Recluses on the autism spectrum with bizarre far-right political beliefs

>>57325802
Woah, hold on there, I know no guy who has one, except online, but I dated furry chicks who had a shitton.

You need to go out more.

>>57329906
Me on the right

>>57324558
Pretty accurate

>>57321988
Faggot but actually kinda cool

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>>57322132
MY SIDES

>>57322685
That dude looks like me in 10 years

>>57331183
Thought he was just an autist until that last post. What a badass

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>>57321951
A bunch of submissive beta white boys taking hormones and crossdressing so they can fulfill their dreams of becoming an anime.

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>>57340219

>>57336512
>not using auto-raning multimeter
what's your soldering iron's wattage/brand ?
>using Botnet 10

>>57322737
THOSE ARE CONFIRMED REDDIT MODS

I'M NOT EVEN MEMEING RN

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>>57322753
WE /MU/ NOW

>>57326037
Isn't he in prison right now?

>>57326677
WHO DIS SEMEN DAEMON??

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>>57340219
>tfw no athletic papi to feed me hormones so I can be his cum dumpster.

What the fuck? Why I am posting this? Have memes totally eaten my brain away?

>>57339672
singles of truth

>>57340513
Damn. Montie's a cuck.

>>57340543
this is just fucking scary... wtfffffff

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>>57340219
>>57340609
>so they can fulfill their dreams of becoming a PROGRAMMER

FTFY

>>57340581
Are you thinking of Anakata?
Because that's not him.

>>57340543
Why do they all have a creepy look about them? The far left and far right guys both have the same forward head posture, the superman guy has waxed eyebrows and fake looking eyes.

>>57322685
>joystick
Top tier taste in vidya

>>57340543
t. uncanny valley

>>57321963
this is me

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>>57340609
>>57340219
doing this to someone is my fetish

>>57332877
No, there is a sign int the background that says "FREE WIFI", busses in mexico don't have wifi.

>>57341078
So sissifying/dressing a guy up into a girl is ur fetish?

>>57325405
>journo
>2 wives, 2 sons
>uses Linux to get real work done without Windows getting in the way
>socialism blows, but the US has mutated capitalism
>rampant piratefag
Try again senpai

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>>57341448
I want to give a boy HRT and have him as my slave!

>>57342125
POLAND
O
L
A
N
D

>inb4 crossboard nemes

>>57342665
Are you a Cancer?

>>57342813
I'm just a boy lost in life.

>>57326037
>zoinks!

>>57342813
>>57342849
>boy

>>57329706
60% /v/ kiddies
10% weebs
10% Loonix fags
20% Pajeets

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what I wish you guys were like

>>57325714
>not littlepawz
triggered

>>57342895
Fine. I'm a 21yo manchildren. Are you satisfied now?
And thanks for ruining this.

>>57322456
same paj that called me and said my dekstop had a wirus, pls installs team viewer so we can delete your computer wirus

>>57342665
sadly sweden also too poor and young to do this until 10 or so years

>>57322737
bottom right is Logan from Tek Syndicate (or whatever is left)

>>57321951
If someone hasnt posted a picture of a pajeet yet, pretend my post has one attached

>>57321951
Steady job at a software company making at least $50K a year.

No girlfriend or friends.

>>57328959
vap nat \//\/

>>57343916
FUCK off pewdiejew.

>>57325405
>>neet
fuck i actually am, but just moved so still looking for a job
>>takes a bath once a month at most
shower daily
>>is obese
20.something BMI
>>uses linux to rice their desktop to get internet points in desktop threads
>participating in desktop threads
kys
>>lives in their parent's basement or some small room
all rooms in amsterdam are fucking tiny
>>knows some programming but not enough to make themselves profitable
like basic python at most
>>edgy and constantly depressed
won't argue
>>thinks socialism works despite its infamous history of not working
>implying anything else has a history of working
>>is too much of a pussy to pirate windows 7 for their $50 thinkpad they snatched off ebay
>implying i'd want to use winblows
>>constantly tries to justify meme OSs like Linux, FreeBSD, ReactOS despite being literally worse than Windows 10 and Vista combined
windows fucked up this laptop, i got it for free & put leenuux on it & it just werks (plus it's a thinkpad so you got me there)

>>57336512
is that canada ?>

>>57344072
also i am jewish

>>57321951
>tfw I used to nap in the hallway between classes

>>57336512
>those tiny ass windows
TRIGGERED.

>>57329631

That's more /b/, /g/ would be the kid and the paki at the end.

>>57322737

why is that basement dwellers are always fat or super skinny. There are never any of them in between with properly fitting clothes. It's not difficult to size yourself.

>>57329918

>thousands of dollars worth of razer shit
>uncomfortable $20 desk

>>57322456
The iterations and variations of this webm are so fucking best.

also, that windows xp.

Comedy Gold.

>>57321951
Very few here actually work professionally in technology.

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Me on the left.

like my oop teacher

>>57347205
aww :3

>>57325405
>>neet
Employed as a sysadmin. Before that neet. Before that military.
>>takes a bath once a month at most
shower every time I fap
>>is obese
Getting there, sedentary worklife
>>uses linux to rice their desktop to get internet points in desktop threads
nah
>>lives in their parent's basement or some small room
$1700/mo apartment in desirable tech industry city
>>knows some programming but not enough to make themselves profitable
True, teaching myself programming so I can make six figs, not be some IT slave
>>edgy and constantly depressed
no, just overworked and irritable
>>thinks socialism works despite its infamous history of not working
nah, I like making money
>>is too much of a pussy to pirate windows 7 for their $50 thinkpad they snatched off ebay
I just run linux except for the gaymen machine
>>constantly tries to justify meme OSs like Linux, FreeBSD, ReactOS despite being literally worse than Windows 10 and Vista combined
Most of the 'net infrastructure runs on Linux......but I guess most people here never touch a server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuhE9vmQ03s

>>57347400
sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olol25mXXcw

>>57345598
It actually is difficult to find well fitting clothing if you're a twig or a fatass, unless you want to cough up the dough on higher end shit or tailoring.

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>>57340513
Yeah we are

>>57322737
whats sadder is i see a group like that and i look to make sure im not in the pic

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not necessarily blatantly stupid, but rarely proves otherwise in general

>>57347624
lol

>>57322456
near the end someone behind him running ubuntu