>tfw someone calls word just "microsoft"

>>57312370
>they called the monitor the computer
>they asked to borrow "a USB"

>>57312370
>anon do you have a samsung cable?
>refuses to take my generic chinese shitcable I got for 50p on aliexpress

>>57312413
>hand them a USB keyboard
>"anon that's not a USB!"

>I'm pretty sure watching movies online is fine, it's only illegal if you download them

>>57312370
So I click on Internet Explorer...
>click on the Firefox icon I installed for them last year
Oh wait, you said that's Foxfire, I remember now.

>programming in oracle
apparently this means SQL to 40-something crusty DBAs

>>57312435
Maybe he doesn't want his battery to fucking explode.

>>57312502
Lost so fucking hard.

>>57312370
I'd just like to interject for a moment...

>>57312502
Underrated

>>57312726
>doesn't want phone to explode
>buys a Samsung

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>>57312502

>>57312502
I suddenly have an urge to punch something.

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>mfw someone calls GNU/Linux just "Linux"

>>57313463
kys

>>57312502

But they're right. Caching ==! Downloading, it's a different process.

>>57313517
it's on your screen because it's already been transmitted to your computer and it's sitting in your browser cache.

>>57313517
> ==!
wtf is this shit, you dipshit, it's !=
also, caching is still downloading onto your computer

>>57312502
Actually illegal if you upload the file.
Streaming illegaly is fine in Sweden.

>>57313517
No, downloading doesn't mean "saved to hard drive".

>>57313561
/thread

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>call word notepad
>calls notepad cottage cheese

>>57313517
Downloading to RAM is still downloading.

>>57313492
I bet you want RMS to kys you on the lips

>>57312502
Hehe, we can download just fine. Hell, we're paying "piracy tax", so if you're not pirating the state is ripping you off.
But upload is illegal.

>>57312370
> My microsoft is broken

REEEEEEEEE

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>Uses cut instead of delete

>>57313719
Why did they put cut on 'd'

>>57313750
What? The shortcut for cut is ctrl x, if you're talking about that.

>>57313750
because thus is written in Torah

>>57313777
in vi(m), you delete/cut selections with 'd'.
Then paste it with 'p'.

>>57313806
Oh, you were talking about vim. I figured since I was talking about normies being dumb, there wouldn't be any vim involved.

>>57313828
vim is normie tier though.

>>57313845
Not this kind of normie

>>57313806
there's no "paste" in vim. the deleted block is put into buffer "1" (the first LIFO buffer)
p is really just a shortcut for

"1p

>>57312370
>tfw someone calls TeamViewer just "the blue program"

>>57313856
so you take some text and put it in a buffer.
Then you take the content of that buffer and put it in a new location in a text document.

How is this different from cutting the text and pasting it somewhere?

>>57313885
none
I was just pointing out the fact that the "cutting/paste" concept doesn't exist in vim

>"anon my Mac isn't working can you help"
>ask what they were doing last before it broke
>"I don't remember" or "I don't know"
And that's when I tell them to fuck off and just take it to the "apple repair" shit because if they can't help themselves then I sure won't.

My favorite one was them trying to install league of legends and they dropped their MacBook and it wouldn't turn on and blamed riot for their shit breaking.

Parents call firefox mozilla, makes me want to kill myself

>>57312413
Perfectly acceptable to call a USB drive a USB, especially for normies, my professor called it a jump drive the other day.

>>57313880
Terrifying

>course requires X software
>Instructor won't allow you to use alternative software for the same shit even after asking

>Must use Microsoft office
>Will not permit OpenOffice or LibreOffice
>Art class uses Photoshop
>They won't let you use GIMP/inkscape

>>57313977
>he fell for the college meme

literally lmaoing at your life
enjoy your uncancellable student debt

>>57313952
my dad calls it mozzarella

>>57313969
Zip Disquette

>>57313977
>libreoffice
I can understand why.
You should use LaTeX for all documents at an university.

>>57313969
jump drive is more descriptive than "a USB" wtf

>>57313988
I have no debt because I didn't need loans.
I just hate this arbitrary shit they pull.

>>57313977
Have you tried not studying liberal arts?

>>57312370
Why are you getting triggered by this? You should get triggered by tripfags and shit.

>>57312370
>Office
>Word
>Excel

"Writer thing."

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>Using Clover instead of Dashchan

>>57316652
Only reason I do it is because I find that Clover works better for my lower DPI.

>>57312435
The Samsung warranty says you must only used USB cables manufactured by Samsung. The warranty does not cover any problem occurring from the use of third party cables.

>>57316652
Clover is objectively the best app for 4chan

>Windows 2016
meaning Office 2016
>Windows 2007
Meaning either Office 07 or Windows 7

Ill never understand.

>>57313550
Sometimes ==! is used to check if two values are not equal.

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>>57312370
>Microsoft trademarked Word as IP
>They own the word "word"

>>57312370

"I just plugged in my USB, how to I get to it"
"Go to my computer"
"...okay"
"are you there? you should see it under F or G perhaps."
"I dont understand, it says you're logged in"
"what? how?"
"Well its your computer"

This conversation was had with a service delivery manager in IT whom I was contracting with/for

>>57317956
But it would be !== then. Who the fuck uses ==! ?

>>57317831
Dates in software names are unpopular with users. They cause confusion and date the software quickly. Like magazines (remember them?) they are always named for the coming year so they won't go stale as quick. IE Windows 2000 was sold in 1999.

>>57312413
I use USB. Colloquially a disk drive is implied

>>57318657
We had a Tech Service contractor who would sit and watch the progress bar rather than move on to the next PC along with the upgrade.
It is actually possible to have more than one upgrade going concurrently, you know.

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>>57312370

>>57320666
Not if you are paid by the hour

>>57318370
Tom Weishaar once wrote a piece on when every word and punctuation mark had been trade marked/copyrighted. A hoot.
Quarter century later and it still hasn't happened.

>>57312502

>>57313517 is right, because law ≠ logic

Routers and AP's
> "boosters"

>wait anon let me boost my phone