APPLE IS ACTUALLY FINISHED

HAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO GOLD

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It doesn't say that he switched. He's a known tech goober, probably likes to try new tech all the time.

>>57293685
Doubt Woz has given a single fuck about apple in more than 2 decades apart from when he gets paid to shill

Woz has said he carries different phones, faggots.

>>57293685
who?

>>57294126
It's the gay Steve Jobs

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>Steve Wozniak
>relevant at all

THIS fat would-be neckbeard is all that matters. Just because he was a lead engineer in the fucking 80s for Apple doesn't mean he is the eternal know-it-all.

>>57293685
Woz tries and plays with every phone all the time though.

>>57293725
>doesn't let Apple send him free phones
>goes out and buys them himself
>shill

>>57293720
I don't know which part is bad. The fact that the retard didn't turn off sound/flash when he took a picture or the fact that he is in the bathroom taking a piss in a fucking segway.

>>57293685
He hasn't used an iPhone in years. He just buys them to honor Jobs. Way back in 2010 he was using some droid-branded phone saying "I only wish my iPhone could do as much as my Android phone"

>>57296183
viruses

>>57293685
Woz has been on android for a really long time

>>57293685
So what, does he get all those phones for free, at least from Apple?

>>57293685
ayy lmao

>>57293685
Delete this post please, it's offensive to my people.

dae Woz is smarter than Steve Jobs amirite i follow him on twitter like this is you agree

>>57294181

Woz is generally just a very likable tech snob. Nobody holds him in any high regard outside of that.

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>>57293685
Do you know who Woz is?
He probably carries at least three phones with him even when he's taking a shit.

>>57294181
Where is he now?

he's been using everything since forever

he spends his money on gadgets he won't use

>>57296120
>thinking anything in that photo is meant to be serious

>>57293685
He's giving a conference close to where i live soon, should i go and ask him what he thinks about Stallman and what he felt like when Steve stabbed him in the back?

>>57293685
Woz is a tech enthusiast. He buys everything. Retard.