ITT: Shit you do to piss off CS nerds at your university

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>be an Aerospace Engineer
>night after fucking craze party at the Engineering Society Summer Ball (joint with psychology)
>go into Engineering Mathematics still reeking of special brew and psych pussy
>sitting with my civil and mechanical engineer bros talking about how much we fucking ripped up last night
>take out my laptop (5 year old XPS, basically got it for the better build quality)
>boots into Windows automatically (grub autoloads windows if you don't press a key within 5 secs)
>whatever, just reading through slides
>hear autists scoff behind me
>turn around to see CS nerds who talk about video gaming throughout lecture
>not these guys again
>decide to do some shit to piss them off
>start talking loudly about how MATLAB is the best "coding app" with my civil bros
>they play along.
>start talking about how I use various apps to write my papers in "Lah-Tecks"
>start talking about how much fucking pussy we slaughtered the previous night again
>start talking about how shitty Archlinux is
>tfw I can see CS nerds getting visibly annoyed
>tfw they don't say anything to me
>tfw I discover they have a crush on a girl who wants my D
>she lives in the room next door to one of the CS guys
>fuck her against the wall adjoining his room for weeks
>one time he knocks on the door because we're fucking at 3am
>open the door with this face as he begins to cry
>baby, who is that?
>some fag crying
>I close the door

Love how nerds don't understand the concept of a simple fuck competition, he could have fucked someone too, but he just cried about it. Faggot.

What a cuck. I bet he fucking cuddled her once I pumped and dumped too. top kek