>he names his servers after Greek gods

>he gets triggered by trivial shit

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Rate my server name /g/

>>57292019
What Greek god is server?

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>the graphics machines are named after Shakespeare characters

>>57292243
God of computers set up to provide services for local and remote clients rather than being used as a workstation.

>>57291988
Server naming thread?

>Greek gods
15 year old skid

> he posts an second-degree irony black-cosmology-meme on a board loosely but not related to science on a shitposting """ smart """ fone weebm catalogue electrique

>>57291988
Sony?

>>57292272
>he implies in the wee hours of the morning interacting only with a high-density light box and a alphanumeric button-board.

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I name my machines / servers as vintage computer names, like X68000, IBM, Vectra and such

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I name them after my victims

>>57292243
the serving kind

>he manages less than 1000 servers

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>mfw I name my devices after Roman gods
fuck those homo greeks, Rome is where it's at

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>not naming them by waifus
baka /g/, I thought you knew better....

>>57292443
>same shit different name

>basically same god with different names

[LOCATION]-[TIER]-[ROMANDIETY]
e.g. basement-0-mars

>>57292454
Romans won the culture war; do you see any planets named after the silly greek gods?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country

Here you go.

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[location] [system name] [subsystem name] [number]
masterrace

>>57292482
Uranus you retard faggot
>I am cultured cause I know roman name of some god that other people call by a different name

>>57291988
>
http://lorcode.com/feralstatus/index.php?st=hawken

>>57292482
Holy shit you're a retard.

Did your educational institution not have an ancient history course or something? This is toddler-level stuff.

>>57292445
post the 2hufag setup.
you know the one.

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I name my server after egyptian gods.

>>57292594
Comfy.

I name mine after moons and planets.

I use gemstones. They have neat names.

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what should I name my new macbook pro guys?

>>57292653
Kenneth

>>57292653
cashmoney

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I name mine after pasta.

>not giving your servers extremely lewd names to ward off any hardcore christian hackers

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>his partitions aren't named after demons

>>57292653
Cockmagnet

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>>57292653
Not a bad name but I prefer women names for my machines.

>>57292732
ups, was ment for >>57292659

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>>57292732
>naming a computer with a female name
>thinking of it as female

>>57292732
also forgot to mention in >>57292767
>dem fucking hips
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>57291988
My physical machines are namee after Japanese voice actors, and my virtual machines are named after Nepus.

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>he doesn't name his computers after Allah's names

>Not naming your computers after ships, aircraft of spaceships.
>Not naming your servers after fictional planets or kingdoms.

Is like you hate fun

I name my machines after Aphex Twin songs.

I name after celestial bodies.

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I name them after some shitty novels I made when I was 23.
>The Clocktower
>Architecture and Texture
>Mountain Folk
>steppe ahead

>>57292832
>Aphex Twin
go home ireland

my server is named witchcult.

Pick one, /g/

https://namingschemes.com/

i name them with their role and some random characters

>db-gyk3j
>www-cvg3
>...

role + name of server owner master race
if there are many servers of same role, append numbers after the name in order since the server went online

>>57292443
>Romans weren't homos

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>>57292892
>tfw I pick two

Why dont people just name them 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C?

>>57293286
I name my drives like that.
data1
data2
data3
data4
data5

>>57292629
ayy

>>57291988
I would love if someone reported the images of the guy who named all his servers/computers after touhou charterers

>>57292706
do people really name their partitions ?

>>57293286
Some of us like to have fun with it. Nothing against standard names, they're just kind of boring.

>>57292672
>gil@gnocchi

not >gli@gnocchi

ONE JOB

I use planets.

I don't even care if you idiots get triggered.

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>>57291988
I name all of my computers after hidamari sketch characters.
My server is Hiro because it's the "large" one.

I name my devices after The Elder Scrolls deities.
But I've seen someone use the names of monsters from Monster Hunter, was pretty cool too.

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>naming your computers after anything but anime robot girls

>>57292430
>he thinks being sent to a datacenter to swap out a harddrive means he is "managing" servers.

>>57292832
muhnig

Mine are named after fictional AIs.

>>57292288
Touché, faggot.

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Mail server: picard
Web server: kirk
File server: sisko

no bully

>>57292573
Those ancient chinks surely were longevous.

>>57291988
There's literally nothing wrong with that

>>57294057
>Not naming your File server Data.

You're a disappointment to me.

usually I name my computers and servers after elements in the periodic table.

anyone who does something different is wrong

>>57293870
I take it Yuno is a netbook or whatever the smallest one is, then?

QUELAAG,
QUELANA
and my really shitty one on its last leg, QUELAAN

>>57293748
Some Windows users do, the occasional Mac user does. Linux users tend to just go by descriptive mount points.

>>57291988
I name them after books sometimes.

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>>57291988
Not naming your computers after cartoon characters and places. Omicron and Persei8

>>57291988
Mail server - Postage
File server - Data
Web server - surfe

i name mine after s4s memes

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I name my computers after fictional AIs
main laptop - Holly
"homeserver" (actually a >10yo laptop) - HAL900
windows machine - skynet

>that pic from the apprentice of gensokyo didn't get posted yet
what a disappointment.

>>57294262
Thats what i gets for not backing up my /g/ folder

>>57291988
my naming system is nonexistent
laptop 1 - unsatlaptop
laptop 2 - pantera
network drives - kibou and zetsubou
all my phones are named keit-ai though

>>57294270
what does he even do nowadays? haven't seen him on /g/ since 2014 or so

I'm not a sys admin but my home network is named after planets of the solar system. The router's name is milky_way.

Thankfully I don't have a lot of machines, but I'd probably rather have a more flexible naming scheme.

>>57292892
Ok.
https://namingschemes.com/Shrek_Characters

>>57294347
Could go dwarf planets, moons, asteroids in belts etc if you ever need to.
Still a lot to go off.

[project / company] - [location] - [purpose] - [incremental id]

So a web server for 4Chan would be 4chan-usa-web-01, for example. And a mail server for where I outsource my code would be pajeet-india-smtp-01.

I give my servers functional names, like sff-web1, cdn-ns1 etc.
I name my routers after fruits (lime, orange, cherry, kiwi, banana, lemon, peach).

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Is it this pic?

>>57294831
Amazing

>>57292653
Regret

>>57291988
I name my machines after ships and USB drives after aircraft

fite me

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>>57294902
no regrets yo

>>57292573
damn dat nigga suiren ruled china for half a million years?

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My personal computer's hostname is Vega.

>>57292653

I'd Winnie her Pooh

>>57293933
Sorry brah I've never even been to one of the data centers. I quit doing hardware 10 years ago.

I name my servers after all my dead pets

>>57294236
Muh man

Main Notebooks: Holly, VIKI, Ava (only Ava is in use)
Homeserver / Gayming computer: Basestar

>>57291988
Close.

I name mine after planets and my big external drive is Jupiter.

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>>57292443
>fuck those homo greeks, Rome is where it's at

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Rome

>>57291988
>not naming your servers after Nordics gods
Odin here

EVA angels for servers

characters for storage

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Desktops, laptops, client devices and VM hosts:
Pokemon

Storage, single-purpose servers or VM guests:
Norse Mythology (not necessarily æsir or ásynjur)

Feels good man.

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How do you feel about this then:

>master
Main computer
>slave
My home server

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>>57292672
>Gnocchi = pasta
I bet your chink cartoon server is called Kraft.

>>57292399
Same

Sabrina
Christie
Bethany
Paul

>>57294131
I used to do this. Now they are named after biscuits. Can't beat a Xeon Hobnob

>cant ever settle on a naming pattern
>they're all just named random of-the-moment shit like one is after a got character, another is of a movie i really enjoyed at the time, another is of a donut i love

feels awful

>>57298154
That's how I do it, feels good to not be an autistic history major drop-out.

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>>57291988
>he has more than one server

>he doesn't create his own names from scratch
I pity the mortals who cannot experience such excellence.

What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

>dhcp01
>dhcp02
>dc01
>dc02
>rsat
>dev-ubuntu
>dev-debian
>files-02
>plex
>rtorrent
>unifi
>vcsa
>veeam

Make you servers do one god damned task and name it after that.

>>57298389
>having hundreds of servers just so you can pleasure the autistic part of your brain

>>57298389
>people not doing things like me means they must be stupid
I wish my mind was as simple as yours, I'd probably be happier

>>57292629
me too

>>57298389
>2016
>dhcp servers
>MULTIPLE dhcp servers

I pity the IPv4 plebs, not knowing the pleasure of SLAAC

>>57298422
>>57298479
>being so poor you cant afford your own sever filled server rack

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I name mine after their CPU architecture.

>>57291988
>not naming them after Trojans

location | os | dev/production | application/db/web | name | instance

relpappnze01
remote | linux | production | application | nzedb | 01

>>57298479
fuck off no IPv6 allowed in my network. That shit stops at the firewall unless someone wants to use ISATAP.

>>57299150
>muh change whaaa

Every network deserves its admin. Lets hope they fire you once they notice what a retard they pay.

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>>57291988
>he names his servers after Touhou characters

>>57291988
how about Satan names?
I got Phobos, Lucifer, Thoth, Mammon, Hekate and Satan

I named my servers after MLP characters

>>57299150
Holy shit you are incompetent.

>>57299931
That's as equally autistic if not more so for the anti-Christian circlejerk.

I'm an adult. My servers are named after location or what they're used for.

>>57298103
There are two types of gnocchi. One is pasta the other is dumplings. I pretty much just did a search for pasta names and picked randomly.

>>57292706
My partitions are named after the Angels fron Neon Genesis

>>57291988
I have one server.

Named it Garcon

>>57299150
We all hope you die soon.