/g/ humour thread

>>57249412
>picture unrelated

>>57249520
Better than paying the same amount to learn about a racist cartoon frog.

>>57249633

Would be funny if they didnt draw it incorrectly.
Cant believe people still don't know how to draw their comfy fascist logos properly.

>>57249725
Proof that Poland wasn't invaded enough.

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>>57249412

>>57249725
how do i do this with 6x6 grid and 1 line

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>>57249969
The same way but with the correct orientation. You should google the swastika and see how it really looks.

You seem incapable, so dont worry, I'll do the work for you; after all, arbeit macht frei - right?

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>>57250111
i-i thought it`s skewed or somethin

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>>57250138
am Gentoo user, can confirm
well I have a job but wish I was a NEET

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>>57250138
>tfw arch

Where is my qt Japanese loli gf?

a

>>57250405
I kekked

>>57250405
Lost

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>>57250405
>>57250442
>>57250497

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>>57250201

here you go, retard.
this is why you guys should've been exterminated.

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from the other thread

>>57250405
my sides are all gone

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>>57250546

>>57250405
Jesus fuck

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>>57249412
Theo the rat sure is based

>>57250405
took me a while

>>57250577
>>57250546

what is the "hello world uses/weights only ... MB" meme about?

there is no contest about the lightest hello world app, is there?
(python would be the clear winner)

>>57250405

i dont get
explain please

>>57250626
>python would be the clear winner
bait or reddit

>>57250643
b

>>57250405
Fucking A

hahahahaha

>>57250626
>there is no contest about the lightest hello world app, is there?
>(python would be the clear winner)

I pray you're just trolling and not actually that stupid.

>>57250643
/a/

>>57249633
kurwa

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>>57250405
took me a minute

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>>57250405

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>>57249520
Throwback to the time I dm'd her about it

>>57250405
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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>>57250138
>tfw debian

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>>57249633
>>57249725

>>57251427
fuck that picture mate

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>>57251528
The fucking chicken at the end

>>57251306
LEGEND

>>57250546
>>57250577
>>57250626
>what is the "hello world uses/weights only ... MB" meme about?
There isn't. Autists just assume that the growth in size is linear and pretend that the runtime their OS provides shouldn't be included in comparisons. Yeah, if we don't count the Python runtime, Python has much smaller "binaries".

>>57251306
looks like the type to do anal on the first date

>>57251638
t. electron "developer"

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>>57250201
>>57250528
You need a shower

>>57251528
>Recalculating... Recalculating...

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>>57251802
>there are no other languages besides C and javascript
kys

>>57250405
Include me in the screencap

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>>57252740
>there are no other languages besides C and javascript
Pretty much

>>57250405
i have just released a shit into my underwear

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>>57250405

>>57250643
yeah I have no clue either

>>57253833
Is that /g/ meetup?

>>57254330
But the 1060 isn't even faster than the 480?

>>57254196
oh man that's fucking gold

>>57250626
isn't there some esoteric/parody language with a dedicated "Hello world" operator? Perl 6 possibly?

>>57250442
>>57250497
u wot

>>57254336
it's probably one of those things where there was a picture but then the picture gets deleted, i dunno

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>>57250364

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These two faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiUC2Gnxu6s

Why the fuck does youtube suggest me these videos?

>>57250405
MY SIDES HAHAHA

>>57249698
Flawless.

>>57253833
Apple convention?

>>57250405
What???

>>57250546
It's bothering me that the "then" picture has dual lcd monitors. In 1995 a 17" crt was a major luxury. Dual monitors were basically unheard of.

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>>57253848
Fuck, man, this makes me sad every time. Why couldn't his family have just not put anything on there? Why did they do that? Do they want to push him away? Shit why does this strike a nerve

>>57253833
Why is there an actual dog? Is it an undercover spy or a sex slave?

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>>57254196
>>57251528

many keks

>>57254158
That's not Bill Gates, it's Steve Wozniak

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>From a shitty kickstarter , can't remember

>>57249698
>incognito mode
cause you never know who's watching

>>57251528
fuck me why is this so funny

>>57255712
its /b/ in disguise.

>>57253833
I'm so fucking pissed because those fags always look like their having the greatest time

>>57253848
>five candles
what did his family mean by this?

>>57249698
code?

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>>57255748

>>57255893
Furfag here
Can confirm, everyone is having a great time

The whole point of that autism is to have fun with no impact to ones normal public life

Met a guy who had an 80k/yr job, had a wife and two kids, your standard "the neighbor, Dave" kind of guy
Who sometimes wore a full autism fursuit to conventions.
Goes back home and returns to normality.

>>57257365
What a scary thought.

>>57253848
jesus, poor anon...
:'(

>>57250546
>>57250577
A lot of the "efficiency" tricks they did back in the day wouldn't hold up to modern security requirements, which obviously weren't a concern at the time. There's a reason those binaries are fuck huge.

>>57255804
Is that php? Goddamn ugly syntax, fucking "$"

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>>57253833
>mfw I recognize some of those suiters

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>>57257515

>>57257515
This is dumb because they have at least 7.992 gigs

>>57257769
>YOU WANT PRAY GAME?

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>>57257769
YOU WRANT TO PRAY GAYME?

>>57254196
Only thing that's made me laugh in this thread

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>>57257769
YOU WANT PRAY GAME?

>>57250405
LMAO

>>57257831
Two Chinese people speaking English to each other

>>57250405
pls explain

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>>57257831

>>57249412
>Not posting the original
The original had cuck boy on the BSD side not some faggot surfer dude who would just use an "all rights reserved" license kek

>>57250643
I'm guessing

a (ustralian internet is too slow to make a post this long)

>>57250111
>he thinks thats the correct orientation
Nazi-pajeet, go away with your pajeet symbols

>>57250405
Oh, god my sides!

>>57253833
my eye is instantly drawn to the merchant
feeling pretty good about my purity stat right now 2bh

>>57257933
topkek

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>>57253848
I also got a pc cake once.
>tfw you normies don't even gentoo cake

>>57257831
>>57257904
Is it bad I know what country is this

>>57258558
Tell us then.

>>57257672
Lost

>>57258702
Nevermind. It's Malaysia, isn't it?

>>57250405
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H∀H

>>57258726
[spoiler]close

>>57254105
this is awesome! I would love to go to the converter heaven!

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>>57253833
What the?

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>>57250201
Autism.

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el cuck OS

>>57260005
Reddit

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>>57255559
This is a picture of John Carmack working in 1995
The monitor is also 1080p supposedly

>>57260029
why the fuck are emails still not protected like real mail is?

digital content is only important as far as IP content goes, and when it comes to corporations getting "cheated" out of their money by piracy, yet they can open emails with no problem just by adding it in their ToS

>>57250405
b

>>57253848
>not just walking out on your shitty family
well he deserves it

>>57260396
they made a cake for him, how are they shit? he is, not them

>>57260416
Ebin b8

>>57260416
his family actively made fun of his lifestyle, forced him into a public situation he was clearly not comfortable with, and then laughed about it
it's basically social torture

the only right choice that he could have is to walk out of there without saying a word

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>>57249698
How can these systems be compromised so easily?, wouldn't it all be closed networks with outside access managed by a firewall and on specific systems?m not only in this instance but others.

>>57260569
>How can these systems be compromised so easily?
Because nobody gives a shit about their security.
It's like leaving a dildo in an open area. Sure, most people have no interest in a mystery dildo, but a degenerate is bound to come around eventually and pick it up.

>>57260569
>guy's job is to control the billboards
>decides to watch some porn
>doesn't realize billboard is still connected

>>57250405
kek'd and check'd

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>>57260506
>webm

>>57261083
>not utilizing the great compression capacity of webm

>>57260647
>>57249698
This happens because they stupidly leave teamviewer id and password shown on the screen and some random guy remotes it. Btw the "Hacker" guy is arrested because Indonesia.

>>57253848
This is too real for me, minus the alcohol. I have shit parents, but I'm alive so they could have been shittier.
I dreaded every birthday and Christmas. Each one was a hell I could not escape and only my brother could empathize. I wish I made the decision to move out earlier but my insecurities and other personal problems made me feel as if that was impossible.

>>57261135
>4chan supports webm but not webp and this is what happens
MOOOOOOK

>>57258296
Isn't the Nazi swastika based off of the hindu one, just minus some dots? Or was it the celtic one?

>>57257813
>muzzle sweeps everywhere

fucking hate these cunts desu

>>57260506
I did not get the joke.

>>57250108
Its not a fast car but looks cool

>>57249520
What a dumb bitch

>>57261225
it's all over the place. autistic teenagers take great joy in putting swastikas on their backpacks and then later acting like the victims when people accuse them of promoting nazi symbols.

>>57250405
Hahaha... Sprayed water all over my keyboards. Thank God I am only drinking water.

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>>57251306
your autism made me laugh more than her original post.

>>57250111
hahaha you have no clue either. the correct nazi swastika is oriented at an angle

>>57256159
N1185

>>57254336
It's samefaging, move on.

>>57250405
Fucking dying rn had to call my mates over to peep

>>57249520
mad/10

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>>57250405

>>57253833
check'd, also I'm worried about the actual dog

>>57265477
What

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>>57254196
Lost it completely hahahaha

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>>57254196

>>57260137
Yeah, and he was kind of considered the best programmer of the time who created multiple ones of the most influential AND technically impressive games of the decade.

>>57261889
that looks like fucking shit, anon, are you a nigger?

t./o/

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>>57262080
Not always

>>57251653
fuck u anon fucking fuck no i NEED to see her do this its so fucking important fuck. i want her to get into porn if college doesnt work out

>>57267611
>if

>>57260333
c

>>57265934
>can you help me fix it
>what is the brand

fake & gay

>>57268159
Sometimes it's a common issue with the brand.

>>57260430
>it's basically social torture
Jesus Christ, stop being so sensitive. It's a joke, socially adjusted people are able to laugh about themselves

It's not even inherently insulting

>>57268397
Of course, man. Laughing at how someone cuts a cake making fun of them after dragging them to a birthday dinner and ignoring them all night is funny!

:^)

>>57253848
>>57260396
I bet her lives with parents, it would make sense.
Still why the fuck he didn't leaved. He only made them comfortable about laughing about him and acted like a faggot.

>>57250138
I use arch. Spot on

>>57257331
what the fuck is that watermark nigga???

>>57268397
>socially adjusted people are able to laugh about themselves
I guess most people aren't socially adjusted then.

>>57268397
>socially adjusted people are able to laugh about themselves
It depends on the situation, retard. Not every joke about you is necessarily evil, nor does it have to be in good heart. You'd be just as socially maladjusted if you laughed even when people are actually making fun of you. And the shit described in that greentext, at least how that Anon tells it (there's always two sides to something anyway), sounds more like a "people laughing while they're pointing fingers at you" situation.

>>57268638
PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MY HUGBOX ARE MEAN WAAAH

Fuck off you cunt and get a job.

People literally slammed me and called me a worthless sack of shit when I was selling. I got rejected 100's of times by women. Turned away from dozens of interviews. I didn't get awarded PhD because some researchers beat me to the publication by a month.

>buh buh buh... but it's HAARRRRDDD

Yeah so's my dick, and it's gonna fuck your mother.

Here's the reality of the situation. People are going to laugh at you. People are going to say you're weird and strange and that you don't deserve shit in this life. But you know what? If you stop trying then you DONT deserve anything.

If you're unhappy with yourself then spend time. Spend actual real time looking at yourself in the mirror, enumerating your problems and then start taking actionable steps to solve your problems. NOBODY will respect you until you do this.

You're not a kid any more.

>>57271274
If you can't laugh about all that, you're socially maladjusted.

>>57268638
This is how it actually went
>normal semi well adjusted parents have kid
>kid is kinda shy, whatever hopefully he grows out of it
>kid spends all day on Internet and /g/, becoming more awkward and autistic
>parents don't know kids interests because he probably never leaves his room
>parents have party, hoping kid will socialize
>nothing too big, only a few people
>kid proceeds to sit quietly and talk to no one
>mom obviously spent money getting a cake made, it's not even offensive or anything
>kid gets butthurt
>kid cannot even perform basic task of cutting cake
>kid takes this really awkwardly, any semi normal person could have played this off

So happy I grew out of this shitty shy autistic phase during high school, its not even hard, just talk to people in a normal manner and unless you are talking to an ass hole, you'll probably get along pretty well.

>>57271318

I do laugh about it.

It's funny.

The women who rejected me missed out. The customers who slammed me were just having bad days. The interviewers who turned me down were head-in-sand retarded. The guys who published before me are dirty peasants.

My life is hilarious.

It's all in the past, none of these things really matter. What matters is that I'm going to go off to my cool job, fuck my cool gf and count my mad dollars tonight after I hang out with my friends.

Because I never stopped fucking trying or bitched that life was too hard.

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>>57271478

>>57251306
stupid whore-

>>57271544
Fake

>>57250201
>>57251985
>>57250111
>>57249633
I hope this displays OK.
http://xn--zkr.com

>>57257672
>Known Issues

You tell me : )

>>57271544
what was the picture?

>>57250138
The fact that the Arch side of the bar is not the blue one hurts me to my kernel.

>>57249412
just stole this comic

>>57260005
>>57250201
lol why are nazis so stupid? honestly they should all be killed

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>>57254260
glad to see someone enjoys my sense of humor

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/g/ - Technology

>>57257397
i dont get the 16gb meme meme

why is 16gb laughable?

>>57257859
LOST!

>>57257813
if the purge became real these niggas would be eating people and fucking dead bodies.

>>57250405
Took me a second but then I got it.

>>57271557
story?

>>57271469
seen it coming

>>57271498
why do you ruin threads with that shit watermark? you need to go back.

>>57272351
she needs to go back to where?

>>57271841

I prefer the left

>>57272370
Fuck you you fucking troglodyte.

>>57272071
Why does this guy look like DIO?

>>57255914
THERE
ARE
FOUR
CANDLES

>>57273171
His stand, 「The Arch Way」, can hack into any computer in the world.

>>57271358
This

>>57273261
n-nani?

>be me
>Friend wants to upgrade pc
>Tells me she has a budget of $130
>Fuqin fm3+ socket
>Tells me she has an a10-5000 or some shit
>I get old processor to sell
>She buys part (a10 6800k black edition)
>I install
>Pull out old CPU
>It's a fucking a10-7700k
>Don't say shit, she fucked up
>She also dls a bunch of sketchy shit, so windows explorer is fucked
>Reinstall (task man won't open and system repair does nothing
>Exclaims how fast her pc is running now
>"thanks anon"
>Let's me take apart an old pc she fucked up
>Has the exact processor she just bought in it
>Take it too
>Sell each processor for $120

>>57261083
your 500x200 shit jpg only 30kb less than a 1200x800 webm masterpiece

>>57250405
fucking leaf

>>57257859
Fucking lost.

>>57271684
Sounds like my mom, I bought her an HTC 10, she downloads music from Spotify and then listens to it with some 2 dollars earbuds she got in fuck knows where.

>>57271954
Happens more often than you would think in family trees, though not necessarily as close as parent/child and not people that are still alive (still happens though)

>>57271867
I'm a windows admin and this shit will give me nightmares tonight

>>57257672
>white text on light backgrounds
This isn't fucking funny, delete this

>>57259719
Tbf, the fact that updating shit can break your computer is shit

>>57255804
Karpathy showed that an AI can write better code than that.

>>57249412
why is the BSD guy smoking his cig the wrong way around?

>>57271505
>>57271509
>>57271512
What the fuck are you doing with the watermarks?

>>57271841
They only started doing braces on the same line to save space in books.

>>57259487
Singapore
T.singaporean

I am sorry you had to see this

>>57253833
>yfw you see the guy with his cock and bollocks out

>>57249520
>25k a year

Fucking Americans and their education system.

>>57257796
wish I had the balls to pull this off for halloween

>>57250405
kek

>>57272094
>i had cute boys help me with math in grade school
Wasn't this the girl who supported pedophilia?

>>57250431 >>57250487 >>57250521 >>57250568 >>57250586 >>57250608 >>57250643 >>57250725 >>57251099 >>57251301 >>57251338 >>57253368 >>57253929 >>57254336 >>57254926 >>57255369 >>57257869 >>57257929 >>57258317 >>57259244 >>57260333 >>57260736 >>57262047 >>57263128 >>57263847 >>57272161 >>57275576 >>57282781

Thank you everyone this is the most yous I've ever had.

I just made that post to see if im banned.