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Microsoft October event Thread 3

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Where's surface phone?
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Leftie fag go vote for Hillary
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>Microsoft doesn't get a sticky
Drag n' drool winbabby's don't get any respect.
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>>57248301
is anybody going to post a recap?
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nth for anti-grav 3d shitposting
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making art design on a monitor will never work
it won't be accurate enough to draw on
unless they made some magic sensors there
but since their goal was THIN they probably didn't
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>>57248327
[hand rubbing intensifies]
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>>57248299
So the screen is A3 sized? That is awesome but if you can't rotate it to a portrait it'll be useless for the target audience.
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>4,999$
>4,999$
>4,999$
>4,999$
>4,999$
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They'll release the surface phone after this shit, right?
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>>57248343
What is cintiq?
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Shit how good will this be for me as a graphic designer?
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He's gonna fuck that computer
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>left handed
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>>57248319
The surface phone will flop because they'll use ARM instead of x86 (I don't blame them with the current state of atom processors). Still, nobody wants that gimped windows.
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Inspiration reaching godly levels
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>>57248355
wait for review
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>>57248343
fucking dumbass, how do you think graphic designers work?
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>>57248354
sure, but how many pros use it? and maybe i'm not informed enough but where is 28" version?
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damn i actually want a surface studio now. but only the screen with the camera, pen, and the hockey puck.
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>>57248355
looks great as of now, but as always you should wait to see when it comes out
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>>57248301
That's a big surface..
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>>57248319
Next year.
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microsoft unironically is innovating with input devices
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>emotion books
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Ben Garrison
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do you think apple press conference tomorrow will be a lot better than this?
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>>57248327
looks like he is readying to get fucked in the ass lmao
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They're actually innovating. Apple is fucked.
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>>57248355
probably not good if you want control
unless it's some magic breakthough

>>57248383
they do not draw in THE SCREEN they draw on specialized tool for precision
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>>57248393
literally every fucking major art studio is filled with cintiqs
the latest one is even 27 QHD
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Just curious how will this even work? You will literally have to keep the screen close up to even pull it that close to you. Imagine how much damage to your eyesight you will get
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>>57248417
no. Microsoft won
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WE /co/ NOW
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>>57248423
Let's see how fucked APPlel going to show us tommorow
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>>57248348
No, A-series paper is the square root of to (basically 1:2.14 i think). But I use a surface pro and it just feels nice having a3 landscape sheets fill your screen with just the right amount of space around them in illustrator or indesign for example.

Good point on the portrait mode though, judging by the hinge i doubt they'll include it. Hopefully a large enough and high enough dpi display will make it comfortable enough to show it portrait on a landscape screen.
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>>57248417
>GUYS LOOK OUR MBP HAS AN LED BAR THAT HAS NO FUNCTIONAL VALUE
>NO, THE MBP STILL DOESNT HAVE A TOUCH SCREEN, WHY DO YOU ASK?
>BUT WE DO HAVE E-INK KEYS WHICH NOONE WILL EVER USE!

yeah its gonna be great
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>>57248432
good, i'm wrong then, aren't they pretty thick though? how did MS manage what specialized in this company didn't?
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>no price drop on surface pro 4
>no surface 4
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>>57248423
Even fucking Xiaomi is innovating more than Apple at this point.
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Thats a big desktop
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>>57248461
Lol stop being poor
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confirmed for 6,999$
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>>57248437
>Microsoft event 2017
>OUR NEW BIONIC EYES
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>>57248417
they're finished
>>57248451
didn't you see? it's the same old macbook with TouchID for Apple Pay and a notificactions bar built in.
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KILL 16:9 SLITTERS
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>>57248425
You're wrong, Cintiq is extremely popular for professional level graphic designers/concept artists/illustrators. I used both and using a pad like the bamboo is not as intuitive as using on-screen drawing (when that onscreen drawing has good enough tracking, which the cintiq does)
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>Apple will get sticky tomorrow
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>comic books
kek
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>>57248319
Here.
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>>57248417
their imac/macbook series are beyond dated
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>>57248437
>it's ok when wacom does it
http://www.wacom.com/products/pen-displays
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was that a cut just now on art demo?
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>>57248470
This.
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>>57248425
>What is the Cintiq
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>>57248461
>no price drop on surface pro 4
That's because they actually launched the Surface Pro 4 with renewed hardware.
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>people saying "applel is fucked xD" when they're going to get millions of new pre-orders tomorrow alone
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>it's not 16:9 or 21:9

What the fuck?! YOU FUCKED UP
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>>57248476
to be fair, it is aimed at professional users, so the stuff will always be more expensive.
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>>57248460

Holly fuck, this is a historic moment on 4chins.
it is the first I have seen someone admit to being wrong.
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>>57248457
My first tought was "Oh, now I can draw my comics digitally like if I had a real a3 sheet in front of me" but then I released most comics are in a portrait projection
That is my issue
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>>57248475
I'll stop being poor when you stop sucking dicks for a living
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>ultrameme display
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>>57248511
You'll stay poor for long then. Your loss
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>>57248510
you can turn the display
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>>57248505
>ultrameme display
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>>57248489
>a
>fucking
>kickstand
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Place your bets boys, how much will it cost?
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>So comic
>big emotions
>ear rape
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>>57248501
see
>>57248459

The only people preordering it will be applel drones, and they're beyond saving
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>>57248510
fair point really, I do a fair bit of portrait A1 presentation stuff in photoshop and that would be nice. But to be honest most of the time I just fill width and scroll up/down, you could do the same with a comic page and zoom out to see the whole thing when you want to judge overall composition.
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>>57248534
$2799
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That was actually cool.
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>>57248534
2999
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>>57248534
3999 euros
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>>57248460
kinda
nowhere near as thin as what Microsoft is showing, specially considering it's just a screen and not a complete AiO
then again, as big as Wacom is in the tablet market, they don't have the amount Microsoft has to throw on something like this
the new Wacom MobileStudio Pro is a bit closer to the Surface Studio though
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>>57248534
3k
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>>57248534
at least 3000
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>>57248534
5K for 5K display
photoshop will lag like crazy though with that terrible insides
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>>57248534
3500 or 4999
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>>57248534
2990$
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>>57248534

$2800 for base model to $4200 for top end
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wtf?
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>>57248534
3 grand
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>literally drawing in 3D
looks pretty cool
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The dial is pretty cool desu
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Have they said anything about the mobile division or is it officially dead and bankrupt?
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>nigger chinks
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>>57248534
800
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turn your desk into a studio™
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>$2999
>Preorder today
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Fuck that screen
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3k
THREEE K
THREEE THOUSAND DOLLARS
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3000 lads
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3000 BOIS
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just 3k wow wow wow
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$2999
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POO
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That's a reasonable price
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>mental canvas
I want dis shit
their site is so barebones, how do i make stuff for it
https://www.mentalcanvas.com/
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>>57248622
i want to as well
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Pretty cheap, will buy.
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SATYA INCOMING

PHONE CONFIRMED
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>get out there to the MS store today
eurofags btfo
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Is $3000 a good price lads?
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2999$

Apple is clearly fucked. This is a million times better than an iMac.
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>>57248636
>poor man's Steve
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>>57248623
>>57248625
>>57248628
>>57248631
It's unbelievable value you fucking poors
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DESIGNATED
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>>57248636
IN
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>>57248605
They said something
Something something 3D sand castle
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POO
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OOOOOOO HELLO MY FRIEND!
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$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999
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Great price actually.
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MS is killing it lads

>post yfw the apple meme is finally over
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>>57248647
>eurofags btfo

> implying they have 3k to spend.
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>>57248623
>>57248625
>>57248628
>>57248631
Jesus christ, it's what every designer wants
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>$2,999
IT'S OVER, MICROSOFT WON
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what was that painting software where you draw 2d but can move like if you were in a 3d enviroment?
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>>57248673
that screen alone easily costs half of the $3K. DCI-P3 means HDR, which no other computer monitor has right now.
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I only have Apple shit, but man, how the hell is Microsoft doing this.

They're so far ahead of apple with touch based interactions. The dial and having a huge screen that you can draw on right in front of you?

Apple is done. Holy shit.
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>>57248676
That's hurts man.
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>>57248658

I never said that's a lot of money ya fgt
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>>57248648
Yeah. The 27" QHD Cintiq is $2800, and this thing is far better.
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>tfw balding
What are you guys doing to kickstart your tech career?
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Time to buy one just to watch anime on it.
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APPLE IS FINISHED OH MY GOD
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>>57248684
It's pretty badass , too bad it's expensive
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>I'm inspired by the Minecraft generation
topkek
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>>57248684
see >>57248639
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>Minecraft generation

POOJEET JOBS PLS
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>>57248676
>buying computers instead of healthcare
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>minecraft generation
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>MINECRAFT GENERATION
AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>57248709

stop being a useless consumer.
start drawing hentai instead desu.
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>>57248724
>>57248720
>>57248714
>>57248731
He better be talking about kids under 12
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Whats wrong with his neck
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>this guy
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what is Tim Cook thinking right now?
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>>57248716
thanks senpai
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>>57248733
im sure there are a lot of manga artists that are going to buy this.
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>>57248702
The Cintiq is a tool used by real professionals.
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>>57248723

> healthcare

> 2016
> getting sick.

pls die already, you useless human.
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>>57248733
Japanese revolution soon
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>>57248756
>hmmm I wonder what Satya's dick tastes like
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>all connected in the cloud
>AI Powered
Big Brother reveal when
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>>57248756

he's having gay sex.
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>>57248762
And this isn't better because...
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>>57248709
>>57248733
>>57248760
>>57248764

The waifu revolution draws ever nearer.
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This HTML streaming is p good
low cpu usage on my 2520M
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>>57248767
>implying he doesn't already know it tastes like curry
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>to close
we're done here boys
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>>57248702
it's actually crazy
$3k for an all-in-one, with a higher res touchscreen, pressure sensitivity, that dial thing, all while being thinner
wacom is finished and bankrupt
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>>57248780
that looks like shit
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>>57248756
how he's going to explain to investors why Apple's Q4 2016 earnings are 19% lower than Q4 2015 earnings
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>>57248780
damn westaboos
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>>57248780
My dick rates it a 10/10
Do you have a blog?
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>>57248780

Cute.
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>>57248780
Bad perspective with the legs but otherwise pretty good.

Also drawing black/white is perfectly acceptable.
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GOD damn man
Move on, we are not going to war
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>>57248780
Only good thing is her face/head, rest is meh.
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>>57248790
It's crazy overpriced compared to chink products.
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>>57248780
>Anal
Shit tier fetish, are you indian by any chance?
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Panos: "quickly, we need to add a hinge to something else for next event! what's next?"
team: "A phone".
Panos: "That's it! Let's do it.
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>>57248780
>vagina

[vomits]
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>no surface phone
You had one job you fucks.
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We wuz creators and shiet
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>>57248820

No serious professionals are buying chink products.
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ITS FINALLY OVER LADS
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>>57248820
The Cintiq? Yeah. The Surface Studio looks like a great value though.
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WE
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>>57248820
because its actually a good product?
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>>57248797
Courage
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everyone is doing cool shit and im just sitting here masturbating
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>>57248846
WUZ
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It's over lad
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>>57248852
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>>57248852

are you handicapped ?

all your drawings are midgets.
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>>57248820

Enterprise is going to order this shit en masse like they do with the Surface.

Apple is the old Microsoft

Microsoft is the old Apple
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>>57248425

you are so wrong it's kind of funny. All commercial art these days is made with at least some digital revision, or entirely made on the computer. And if you have any money at all you buy a cintiq, or the equivalent.
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>>57248883
but who is the old gentoo
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Comfy
Just remembered how good it felt watching live with 4china
Tul Nextel time guys. We may crin he togheter in the next CES or some shit
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>>57248864
loomis?
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All they had to do was put a fucking thunderbolt in a surface pro and make an all in one. What the fuck Panos.
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>>57248890

Google?
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>>57248856
im sitting in a computer lab at school looking at /g/
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>>57248890
Android from scratch
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>>57248906
> I'm Marco Arment, and I'm a web and iPhone software developer, writer, and podcaster
The iButthurt already kicked in
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>>57248901
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/

DON'T YOU DARE TO COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE MASTERED PAINTING LIKE AN ATELIER STUDIENT.
YOU MUST BECOME SO GOOD EVEN ROBERT FAWCETT SHOULD FEAR YOUR NAME
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>tfw too poor to spend 2999$
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>>57248906
KEKEKEKEKEKE apple shills are mad as fuck

more butthurt pls
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>>57248912
Say hi to a cute girl for me :]
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>>57248890
Old Gentoo? Slackware.
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>>57248906
what a faggot
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So, Recap time.
Only thing that tickled my dick was how nice office looked, and even then it was barely anything.
Everything else was shit imo
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>>57248937
>tfw no cute girls in cs
:[
there is one math qt though
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>>57248947
Mental Canvas looks awesome.
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>>57248912
I'm the person taking a picture of you and posting it in /r9k/
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>>57248972
jokes on you faggot im the only one in the lab
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>>57248963
As a concept maybe, but I can only really see it as a gimmick right now.
Maybe it will look better the more we see of it but right now I'm not too interested.
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>>57248947
3d is not useful for anyone here but it's pretty cool for kids
Surfacebook thick version
Surface AIO is not too expensive and that hockey thing is neat
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Surface Dial should be able integrate with any touch screen/bluetooth enabled Win10 computer. Nonsense that it isn't
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>>57248998
It would be substandard

maybe someone will license the idea from MS and release a poorfag version for you
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>>57248998
If it uses Bluetooth it shouldn't be hard for someone to make it work at least
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How come they barely talked about the surfacebook but they over-explained things that we already knew
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>>57249013
>GTX 965M
>16 hours battery life
nothing else new
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>>57249013

It was a spec refresh, what is there to explain?
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>>57248998
They did say it worked with other Surface stuff, so I wouldn't be surprised to see either official support for other touchscreen devices or people manually getting them to work.
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>>57249013
cause there isn't much to explain about a refresh
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>>57248906
Maroo is already missing his ESC Key
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>>57249085
>ESC Key
ESCgate when?
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>$3299
>more than Studio
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>>57249032

MS said they were working on integrating surface and xbox accessories with 3rd party vendors a while back so it's probably a matter of "When" after the Creators update.
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This shithead introducing the Surface Studio is unbearable.
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>>57249127
What the fuck? He was the only guy who spoke like a normal person and actually interesting to listen to.
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>>57249127

>t. every other presenter who was on stage
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>>57249123
>3.300 dollarydoos
>Be productive
>Kick back and have fun at the end of the day

They mean kick your own ass at the end of the day for spening 3.3k on something which shouldnt cost more than 500.
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>>57249123
The Studio base price is 3 grand. That's the top of the line Book.

The Studio is definitely more expensive.
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That surface create made me wonder. How close do you guys have your monitors to your face?
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>>57249165
>surface create
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>>57249165
10 cm.
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>>57249127
Don't you speak ill of Panos Panay you faggot.
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>>57249097
I thought it's today
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>>57249156

>500
Pure delusion lad.
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>>57249175
I meant studio I get it mixed up
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>>57249160

Oh right, my bad.
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Do you think they will fix the mirror screen before releasing?
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Has Microsoft had success with these surface computers aimed at the high-end user ($2000+)?
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>>57249213
If it's good enough for for a million designers and coders in programming and design sweatshop in Shanghai it's good enough for you too.
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where's the stream link you fucks
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>>57249271
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/octoberevent/microsoft-live-event
it's over tho.
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>>57249156
>500

Dude...
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>>57249271
its over
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>>57249271
too late
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>>57249264
lol ok ranjeet
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>>57249257
enterprise loves the surface pro
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>2017
>you STILL can not close the surface book
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>>57249349
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>>57248301
Shit, the muricans are waking up.
less than a minute and we are at page 3
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>>57249257

Enterprise buys huge amounts of the Pro and Surface Book. Depending on how badly Apple shits the bed tomorrow they will probably get a ton of enterprise looking for the Studio because it's a really good device and priced way lower than iMac
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>>57249349
I really like the gap.
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>>57249360
I won't close that gap, though.
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>>57249446
let's be honest anon, you won't open it either
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>>57249459
OH SHIT
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>>57248301
that's not even funny anymore...
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>>57249826
Thank god Windows interface could be used in big screens.
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>>57249459
Got 'em
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At least their ads are cute.
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>>57250171
ms nippon a cute
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>>57248301
I don't know how to feel.

On one hand, I'm overjoyed to see ishills BTFO

but on the other, I'm dismayed that ms will become even more ingrained in enterprise, and therefore get away with unheard-of amounts of kikery
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>>57250682
Microsoft has the best interest of the consumer as their foremost and only priority.
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who is this useful for other than photoshop niggas and graphic designers
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>>57248506
no real professional is gonna drop 4k on something like this. this looks like a nightmare for overheating and microshills' screens are not nearly the level of wacomdogshits'
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>>57250823
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>So we've made a VR headset that costs $299 and can track without a camera
>Anyway lets talk about DEEP COLORS instead
What the fuck? I really wanna know more about the headsets. Can they do room scale?
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>>57250682
>and therefore get away with unheard-of amounts of kikery
There is no such thing like that, we already know all of the tricks and even Microsoft accepts it (like the spying thing in Window 10). The problem is that Apple and Google are no better than Microsoft, but for a some reason the media is OK with them and don't call them about their bullshit.
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>>57251243
I dunno, if you would have told me in 2003 about literally any of the crap that windows 10 does, I would have thought you were a tinhatter.

Image how far they could go in the next 14 years.
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How can Wacom even compete. This shits all over them.
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>>57250171
Source?
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>>57248362
The thing about using x86 in a phone is that even though you get a giant library of compatible software, none of it is optimized for low power devices with limited resources. Plus good luck finding a x86 SOC with a decent baseband/radio and GPU. I guess you could just cram multiple chips on the board, but you'd probably still be looking at a shitty ATOM.

I'm on an ARM desktop right now, thank fuck I have linux/gnu/open source shit. Everything for x86 can just be compiled/recompiled for ARM.

I'd be fucked trying to run windows/any windows software on this thing.
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>>57248362
>>57252074
>Atom
They could use some Zen processor instead.
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>>57252334
have they even announced a low-power zen yet?
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>>57248371

I thought that was a top-hat on the display.
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>>57248459

>wanting a touchscreen on a laptop

You're the worst kind of fucking gimmick sucking pleb around. Why the fuck would the MacBook, with its trackpad being as godly as it is, make the screen an input device?
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>>57252518
>tips Surface Dial
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>>57252489

2018 for SOC and lower power solutions.
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>>57251613
Wacom EMR sensitivity curve is much better than n-trig's and registers strokes with less pressure, meaning that n-trig might miss very light strokes, On the other hand, Wacom EMR still hasn't solved the problem where their pens are very inaccurate near the edges of displays.

ntrig has better edge accuracy, but is a bit laggy.

Wacom AES is rather samey to ntrig, but it has less lag.

Apple's stupid Pencil might actually be the best of them all, but they fucked up and limited it to being an accessory to overpriced tablets that nobody is buying anymore.
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>>57252536
why not?
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>tfw born just in time to get to fuck a display while drawing pictures of your waifu
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>watching the stream just now
>get to the part where he says "Hey, Cortana bring up my..."

>my Cortana activates and does the same thing because I'm watching this over speakers

Fucking slut.
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>>57252863
That's actually really funny.

And at the same time, kind of cool that something like that can even happen. I must be getting old.
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>>57252914
Just happened again.

Now I'm supposed to get Mary a gift tomorrow. Shit's already on my calendar.

T-Thanks, Cortana.

For what it's worth, you can train Cortana to only respond to your voice, but I haven't done that yet.
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>>57252977
Yup, I'm getting old.

I even use W10, but have never actually used Cortana because I'm lazy and have stuck with my old ways.
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>>57252977
i'm not going to be happy until i can pit my voice assistants against one another
"okay google, tell siri to tell alexa to go to hell"
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>>57253045
I'm not going to be happy until I can get a yandere voice assistant.
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>>57248662
LOO
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>>57253045
It would be cool to have them fight to death on VR.
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>>57253114
>he isn't a .NET developer writing extensions for Cortana

It ain't easy, but I've got her searching sadpanda for me now.

Bonus points for making her search rule 34 of herself.

>yandere
>she cancels your appointments and tells you that you'd be safer at home with her
>she emails your boss telling him you're sick so she gets more time with you
>she orders the occasional cheap gift for you on Amazon with your PayPal information that she saved when you used it for that one thing on Edge

Holy shit.

Someone needs to do a full Yandana extension.
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>>57252977
That shit shouldn't even happen if it has any kind of basic echo cancellation. Windows is just shit.
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>>57253486
I was watching the stream on my laptop and Cortana activated on my desktop.

I'm sure it could still happen within the same machine, though.
>>
In other news, Apple is set to roll out a new laptop with all "old school" USB ports removed.
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>>57253474
Well shit I didn't know you could do that.

>that greentext

This needs more developers on it, like right now. I can't code, though.
>>
I'm impressed. Surprisingly. The whole being able to preview 3D furniture in your house sounds fucking amazing. I can see a virtual ikea. The dial looks interesting too though I probably wont have any use for it.
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>>57250994

um, if your studio nets $500K a year, a $7K capital purchase spread out over 3-4 year isn't that big a deal

also im presuming part of that cost is for warranty support
>>
no one is going to buy this POS
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>>57254254
>t. Applefag
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>>57249156

>$500

goddamn you must not do anything other than python scripts and animuuuuu

do you even have a job?
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>>57249127

Panay is miles better than Sir Ive's White World of Practiced Designer Speak. (i.e: bullshitting)
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>>57249264

that's basically /g/ in a nutshell
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>>57248460
Because Wacom have a total monopoly with the Cintiq so why spend money to make a better product when all you have to do is be marginally better than cheap Chinese knockoffs and then mark the price up 3-4x.
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>>57251787

https://youtu.be/BzMLA8YIgG0

Apple even got btfo on the ad.
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>>57248301
Did they announce a version of Windows that doesn't suck complete cock?
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>>57255704
>Apple even got btfo on the ad.
?
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>>57255704
There are no cute anime girls in that advertisement.

That song always gives me goosebumps, though, ever since I heard it in the original movie.
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I have been bitching about windows 10 for almost a year
and on each update I was wondering what the fuck they were doing at msoft, because I was not seeing into improvement....

about two week ago I bought a laptop that happened to have a tactile display

>well, I wont use it.... but it is a plus

that is when I finally understood where all the pajeet hours where going

the zooming and gestures are outstanding to say the least: Edge treats websites like if you are on mobile, so legibility is top notch

pic related
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>>57255763
That grill is from Stella no Mahou. Cute girls making game and shits.
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>>57255704
>Apple even got btfo on the ad.
What did he mean by this?
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>>57255776
Edge is the most non-meme meme in recent memory.

With Internet Explorer as a pedigree, I was surprised when it was actually good.

Now that there's some addons, I might make the switch soon.
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>>57248460
Cintiqs last forever though.

Did Microsoft build something that lasts more than 10 years of use?
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>>57255802
still can't play 4chan webms. that's holding me back.
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>>57255802
I'm really enjoying it a lot

the touch support is outstanding
and the tablet mode, using split screen and such finally WERKS
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>>57255853
open edge
about:flags
a lot of codec related content disabled by default because it is unstable

also you can enable installing unsigned extensions
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Macfags jumping ship. Confirmed
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>>57255763
I fucking loved Willy Wonka. That was the shit.

RIP though, I'll never forget. He'll live on in my imagination.
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>>57248930
did someone say atelier?
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>>57255802
scaling done right
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>>57255894
I set "Enable VP9" to "Always On" and restarted but it's still not working.
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>>57255704
the wow starts now
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>>57256050
not that guy but 4chan webms are vp8
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>>57255802
you're a legitimate idiot, IE has been edge-good since version 9

if it had been exactly the same except called IE12 you would be shitting on it right now
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>>57255853
it can use any media foundation codec

I believe there's a registry value for enabling dshow codecs too but good luck finding it
>>
Surface Studio in smaller size when? 28" is a bit overkill for most people
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>>57256050
with that on, I had mixed results

webm support was a promised feature a year ago

I hope they finally nail it
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>>57255802
Internet Explorer at its core was always good, the problem is all the shit they had to support for legacy software and being too tied to the kernel that if the browser had a problem the complete system could crash. Edge is just IE without the legacy code, added some new HTML5 related things, while being less dependant to the kernel.
To be fair that's the problem with Windows as well, the legacy code, that's why they want to drop the Win32 and go full WinRT in the next years.
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>>57249257
enterprise systems monitoring consultant here.

These things are pretty badass for an all in one device i also have to do sys admin shit as well and this device comes in really handy when having to also be around the racks. No more remember shit/jotting down notes or carrying a heavy as fuck laptop, or going back in forth between desk and server room.
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>>57256294
>dropping win32 for a walled garden

satya please
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>>57249446
it's easy, marry it and that gap go away
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