Microsoft October event Thread 2

first for 3d shitposting

I'm so glad I don't use Windows 10

3DPD

What did I miss?

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>>57247426
Hiro sold 4chan to MS

Maybe a metal fucking phone instead of wanting $500 for plastic

3D PIG DISGUSTING

>>57247426
way too early. also no stream links. shit OP.
https://beam.pro/Xbox
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/octoberevent/microsoft-live-event

>>57247474
3d jesus

here it comes

First for MS is a meme company

>>57247474
dhriii diiiih

>>57247484
stfu fag

IT'S HAPPENING

PANOS INCOMING

Come on, release the Surface phone already

oh this is going to be awful

PANOS PANOS PANOS

>hololens
>perfect
>PROFOUND
>PONOOOOOOS

kek

here it comes are you guys ready?

Panos

Surface shit time

OMG THE CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEE

>push more women into STEM

>ms invented laptops
>ms invented i pads
>mas invented consoles


woah, in one sentence

>>57247426
SURFACE BOOK BABY

Why did hipster infiltrate MS?

When did they start trying to appeal to hipster maker culture?

MS here, what do you think about the event?

SURFACE PHONE INCOMING

>>57247426
DESIGNATED

>all these kids with speech impedements

>>57247524
Apple here

It's shit.

Sent from my Iphone

>>57247530
3D

>>57247524
Great work from Mumbai!!! Plz can I have free Surface Book

>>57247524
gibe mony pls.

YO DAWG

>>57247524
make OS better do not add more bloat nobody will use

Panay is such a salesman.

>basketball americans

I think this is really interesting.

>basketball americans

omg guys im litrally shaking, i play basketball too!!! omg. guys.

>>57247560

Who's going to buy him, Apple or Google?

He's Creating™ again

>this might get hard
what did he mean by this

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>>57247524
Yukari here, what's a computer?

where is the Fedora guy

Guys i'm so fucking happy that my generation was Born Mobile™

>>57247581
Sekses

okay that's started good, now it's gone blogger,selfie, doodle on the wall like 3 yo shi
WHY?!

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This guy is so boring.

Is this guy ever going to get to the point?

>surface book
>highest user satisfaction
lol i know like 2/3 people that bought it that ended up returning it due to bugs and overheating.

Surface Book user here, I don't believe that.

>>57247606
The three types of people who talk constantly without saying anything:
Politicians
Women
Salesmen

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Why is he taking soooooo long?

>>57247530
SHITTING

Just show us the new surface phone

>pretend to be the best lawyer on the planet
VERSATILE

>North korea has best user satisfaction!

omg >waiting for laughter

microsoft needs to start paying their audience to laugh and clap like applel does

>every night he takes this posture
what did he mean by this?

>>57247618
It's mean no new device

Wasn't there a significant battery life issues with the surface book?

>>57247618
Gonna set up the pitch hype m8

Panos is probably the best speaker MS has, but he looks like the kind of guy who beats his wife for getting the salad dressing flavor wrong.

>his brain is firing
you could say that the surface
R E A L L Y M A D E H I M T H I N K

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>>57247631
who knows

>Bragging about his autistic son

Surface Book 2015 event > anything

>>57247644
>all dat thicc

>gaymers want more framerate
OMG 1080 in surface book

>>57247631
they are watching everbody

MORE FRAMERATE

>>57247636

Not really, but it has plenty of other issues.

ZEE-RO LAG

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gaymen shits again

>gaymen hardware
wew

"Zero latency!? I don't get that either!" - MS PR Guy

Show the damn DEVICE PANAY!

>they want more framerate

so but a fucking desktop you shits jesus christ almighty

oh and they NEVER run out of battery FAGGOTS

here we go

>>57247669
Wait for it...

MORE

F R A M E R A T E

AND

B A T T E R Y L I F E

HYPE

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

HE BROKE IT

OH BOY HERE IT COMES

THANK YOU BASED NVIDIA

nice music

>30% more battery

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yeah, only performance updates, aka trash. At least remove a key or something.

>>57247677
i don't get it

Surfacebook i7
AMD BTFO

>2x more graphics

MORE FRAMERATE
MORE BATTERY
MORE EXPENSIVE

>>57247678
I want to fuck frog girl

>fadeout before seeing the device closed

is there still that weird gap then?

more graphics

TWO TIMES MORE GRAPHICS GUYS

THEY DID IT
THE MAD MAN

>2X MORE GRAPHICS

HOLY SHIT

What the fuck does 2x the graphics even mean

>2x more graphics

THIS MEANS NOTHING PAJEET

>>57247690
>i can work faster
>I don't get it

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"This is the most powerful surface book yet... by far".

AMD confirmed dead.
Microsoft Killed AMD.

That video was literally like the iPhone 7 marketing at the end, even with the 'thin helvetica on white background two snappy lines' meme they're both pushing.

>1.9 tf

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

does it close properly now

>dat THICCC

DOUBLE DA GRAYFIKS!!!

>>57247712
DOUBLE RENDERS

>2X!! !MORE !!1GRAPHICS!!!!!!
>BETTER THAN A 2013 MACBOOK PRO

2X MORE GRAPHICS

>>57247722
lol no
>same design

>WE HAVE 2X MORE GRAFIX
APPLELELS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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3X MORE POWERFUL THAN THE MBP

3X
X

>>57247713
It means one more than before, idiot.

>hyperbolic cooling fans
PANOS IS ABOUT TO GO SUPER SAIYAN PRO

>>57247736
it' s fat now

you know what never runs out of battery? a desktop

>Pound for pound
OH DEAR NO

1 6 H O U R S
6
H
O
U
R
S

>What's the one thing that everyone wants more of
>The hinge
>We've double the size of the hinge
>There is no product on the market with a hinge this big

>hyperballic cooling fins

what?

>16
So like 7 hours?
S alright

>>57247524
Windows 10 is great operating system. Keep up the good work!

>2400
nah

Dat price.

TOMORROW:

2016 MPB IS 3X MORE POWERFUL THAN THE 2016 SB

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>2.4k burger dollars

$2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399
$2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399
$2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399
$2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399 $2,399

>I hope you like it™

SURFACE FONE PLZ

Surface phone!!!

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NO USB C

NO
USB
C

he sound like a crappy insurance salesman. OH BOI SMOL SURFACE COMING

>$2400
okay

that line from last year again hype

time for surface AIO

>$1500

FULL HAPPENING

BRACE FOR MEMES

Surface Switch(tm)

>my little guy
what did he mean by this?

''go buy one!!!''

kek. i like a nigga this desperate when im buying my tech. xD

>>57247779
UHHHH THICC

>>57247779
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>57247765
lel. for real tho. both these companies are just going to meme post each other on the "top end" laptop.

>>57247788
Smoking the refer

SURFACE STUDIO

>>57247779
USB C is a shitty meme

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>>57247791
kek

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TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR HUNDRED US DOLLARS

is he drunk?
He started slurring real hard

>his pitches are longer than the actual product reveal

OH BOY HERE IT COMES

>>57247788
dubs called it

>the isoft

holy fuck REALLY?

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>gtx 980M
dang

its an imac. Close it now.

so MS copying iMAC?

garbage

SURFACE IMAC OMFG GUYS APPLE BTFO!!!

All of my wat

>>57247834
nah it got a touch screen

noo what is this shit where's my surface phone

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>980m
>not a 1060 at least

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APOLOGIZE

TOUCHSCREEN IMAC FINALLY

OMG IM LITERALLY SHAKING

MS...


MS IS JUST...

I CANT EVEN

MS KILLED IT

>980M instead of 10xx

It's shit

>32 gb ddr4
>ddr4

Give me surface phone.

THANK YOU BASED NVIDIA

AYYMD IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

fuck even keyboard is the same

APPLE WON IN 2005

APPLE WON IN 2005

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you gys are gonna love this. looks like 3:2 screen

>>57247849
radial think seems nice actualy

Wow exactly what nobody wanted

"I'm gonna show you at home"
>he looks in the camera
that really got me

>>57247851
>IM A GAYYYMURRRRR

get fucked hahaha

>>57247852
Yeah, the one after 3

>We got this before a surface phone

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how did they do it?

>>57247871
>I want year old hardware in my top end machine

get fucked hahaha

>>57247866
and nobody going to buy, apple faggots buy only apple
and people with a bit of sense build PC themselves specially for work

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>>57247830
>GTX 980M

>>57247863
>>57247848
>>57247762

LET'S COPY APPLE'S DESIGN WITH SHITTIER RESULTS FOR THE 88924983349TH TIME

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>>57247875

Fucking kek this

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reminds me of something.... hmmm.....

>ranting about the screen
do MS think thin is impressive?

I WANNA CUM ON THAT SCREEN

is he going to start crying

>>57247895
It's not?

>>57247890
But the surface is better than the iPad, and the surface book is better than the MacBook.

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is this guy a good salesman?

what is the resolution. seems insane.

>forged aluminium enclosure
>thinnest LCD monitor ever built
>28" 13.5Miliion pixels
>63% mroe pixels than 4K TV
i want this as a monitor

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>>57247885
>hes a GAYYYMURRRR

>63% more pixels than a 4K screen
what res is that?

>>57247866
>>57247886
it's for businesses

This shit gonna be expensive. MS is going for premium everything now.

4500x3000
APPLE BTFO

>>57247894
>only apple sells all-in-ones

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nice reflections

>>57247911
5K

I bet on $3000+

>>57247901
it would be if it was functional in any way

>>57247911
>>57247922
imac 5k is 14.7 million.

>>57247919
They invented the form factor with the original macintosh 128k

>>57247904
The best.

>>57247910
>50 rupees have been inserted into your account

>>57247901
We've been on the thin gimmick for ages now, I don't care anymore.

>>57247911

4.5K

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>"New product"
>OH BOY HERE IT COMES
>tfw

>>57247904
no

>>57247913
it's not, are you mad? the rpice on this thing willb e around 3k

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>>57247757

So it's HDR?

>you need to see all your content
too bad all i'll see is the windows and light fixtures behind me.

Why does it not use a GTX 1080 or GTX 1070?

push this much pixel

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based microsoft

>DCIP
>sRGB
>touchscreen
now give it a VESA mount and display in

>renedred
>980m
okay

>>57247957
Cost cutting and thermals

>>57247957

Heat management, cost.

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be overjoyed

MS has hands down the best computing hardware on the market right now

>>57247969
>>57247970
>heat as an excuse

nice try Pajeets

1 9 2
9
2

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why does this makes imac look like shit

>>57247970
are you implying the 980m isn't expensive and power hungry?

>>57247985
gonna be expensive as shit though. that display should cost $1.5K at the least.

Is microsoft going to bring back non- 16:9 ratios for computers?

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"This is Microsoft Word.. you're probably familiar with it"

Seriously, i fucking hate marketing-speak. Can't they just say "these are the specs and the price" without all the "it will seriously change the way you work" bullshit?

IT'S A FUCKING COMPUTER, LIKE THE REST

>>57247990

>excuse
No, I'm just explaining their failures to you.

>>57247995

Which do you think is worse?

>>57247983
yes, thank you

end this movie widescreen slit computing madness once and for all

>>57247993
because the iMac design is dated as fuck and apple can't into design anymore

This thing looks neat

Shame it's going to be like $3k

Why is the screen so yellow though?

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Is this screen good? What do you think /g/?

>>57248002
Apple already did it

>oh a touchscreen on my desktop that is siting almost 3 feet away from me let me just lean forward constantly

>>57247995
As opposed to a 400/700 GPU?
It'd be absurdly out of budget for even enthusiast. And MS don't have apple's cult buyers.

>>57248022
DCI-P3 looks yellow

woah, a4 fits into 30" display

>>57247916

Consumers aren't buying the premium Surface products en masse. It's corporations outfitting their workforce. That's where they are making the massive money on the surface line.

Also, because iPad a shit.

Is anyone else stream chockong?

>>57248011
The GTX 1060 would be more powerful than 980M with lower TDP and obviously better efficiency.

>>57248057

Nope.

P E R F O R M A N T

>>57248057
EUROFAGS BTFO'D

>>57248057
Besides the sound glitch in the beginning it's been fine.

New pen for the AIO to fuck with the giant wacom cintiq when?

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>>57247875
>Google phone is shit
>Apple phone is shit
>Samsung phone is explosive shit
>Literally the perfect time to release a new high end flagship phone
>What does MS do? Releases an AIO that no one wants.

>No Kaby Lake, so no HEVC Main10 hardware decoding or VP9 hardware decoding
>No GTX 1070 which is more power efficient than GTX 980M

FUCKING DROPPED

>>57248057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMeA14gaLvs

>all those mac books in the front row

DUDE P E R F O R M A N C E LMAO

>it can literally hear you from across the room

>5 different mics to spy on you through

>>57247875
surface phone will be dead on arrival

>everyone using a macbook

screen is a fucking mirror

>>57248097
just like this computer

>>57248088
you should know that tech "journalists" are barely even literate, let alone know shit about technology

just give me the damn screen alone.

>>57248104
>Expecting CREATORS CREATORS CREATORS to muddy their new screens with anti-glare

>>57248109
Macbook is fine their job desu

I M P A C T F U L

Real talk: can you install gentoo on it?

>>57248097
More than this?
We are only getting the radiography of this and we can tell its dead

"the performance is gonna be unmatched."
>gtx 980 M
>old laptop gpu

>>57248126
Or was that the surface book, I forgot

[cheering and applauding]

>>57247847

probably better for people who will be using it (adobe, cad users) since it has more shaders and TMUs

>>57248131
>Happy Birthday
MORE

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT

>>57248124
sure just remove UEFI shackles

(You)

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OH SHIT DAVID

>>57248151

>>57248126
Are you retarded or just retarded?

>>57248062
it also wouldn't fit in such a slim case

>PEN TO SCREEN

Take a listen.
>random flute sounds
Ah. SO beautiful.

cringe

gaw so beautiful!!! xDDDDD

>>57248138
no, it is in the surface studio AIO DESKTOP PC

Based David

IT'S OVER WACOM IS BANKRUPT

Fug
My stream Is chocking
And im too comfy to get up
Wat do

Apologize to David.

We love you David! :D

>>57248162
?
10xx series is out from nvidia.
More power and less TDP/heat/power draw.
Straight dumb to use the 980m.

He's gonna fuck that computer

>That music is part of a ringtone
>David Hearn did sound design for the phone

j-just give me Surface Phone Plz

>cortana play music
>opens groove

no no you idiots i want LESS gui in my music player not more fucking hell this should be an item in the task bar by this point fuck you

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wtf i love microsoft now

>>57248151
heres a (You) for you

>we are all creators
>we are all special
>we are all main character of our lives

can it get more cliche?

based speech during david's music.

microsoft is fucking killing it.

>>57248200
spoiler: he already has

Sounds like a final fantasy soundtrack imo

>Pure Imagination remix

I....kinda like it

>oh you know that guy that died this year? here lets ruin his legacy with a shitty cover

IT FITS IN YOUR POCKET

PANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WACOM BTFO

>>57248203
it's okay, we got 5 facebook profile pictures of our closest friends in the task bar now.

>>57248225
Is this the matrix?

WACOM IS KILL

i want that elephant wallpaper

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David vs Jesus vs 3D
Who wins

>>57248232
Same, I wonder who the singer is

wow just like minority report

>>57248244
>A FUCKING HOCKEY PUCK

Can't wait for the price

>>57248232
>>57248256

This.

Why the weird aspect ratio.

Most movies and tv series is 16:9

I'd actually consider this instead of a Wacom Cintiq.

>>57248244
That's kinda cool

literally the best machine for graphic designers i've seen

>>57248198
are there mobile versions of those?

no. how is a desktop expansion card going to fit in a slim case? it's not

980m is optimized for low profile integration

>>57248232
...same

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ITS SO UGLY LMAO

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Killed it.

>>57248274
wtf i hate wacom now

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>>57247933
>apple invented putting a computer and monitor in the same case.

Anti gravity hinge, a scientific breakthrough in partnership with SpaceX

>>57248269
They're not selling a TV, bro

>>57248269
Because this isn't for home entertainment.
It's a high-end workforce machine.

>It's another Microshit BTFO's CrApple at their own game episode

>>57248269
GTFO NIGGER

>>57248277

Its design is the one thing that isn't bad about it.

>>57248269
3:2 actually works pretty well for productivity since it scales nicely to show landscape A-series paper onscreen.

>>57248277
are you kidding? twice as sexy as an imac

new thread
>>57248301

new thread
>>57248301

new thread
>>57248301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OsmndtIrY

IT'S HAPPENING

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>>57248283
>apple invented the robot dog

>>57248304
Too soon

That ability to come close to flat on the desk along with the pen is actually pretty interesting.

Serious question
Do you think it'll find a niche?

>relax
>while he's faking pressure

>all the way into it

hes def gonna fuck that computer

JUST ANNOUNCE THE PRICE I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU

>>57248304
>Apple get pinned thread every event each year
>MS events even /Build/ no pin thread

mods are faggots

>>57248304
Fuck off fag, even the very first thread is still alive.

>>57248338
>cortana moans

>>57248338
well he chose to be with that computer rather than his wife on her birthday

WTF now I want the newest Microsoft™ Office®

>>57248275
>are there mobile versions of those?

http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/articles/nvidia-geforce-gtx-10-series-laptops

>when he tries to zoom out with the pen tool and just draws two lines on the screen
>and the camera quickly looks away to hide it but you can still see

Wat

>>57248325
As an architect, yeah I can see a lot of studios using this. Most architectural software works best/only works on windows and yet there's a lot of offices that buy iMacs because they look nice and have excellent displays. They then usually have to install windows on each machine.

Also for graphic designers/illustrators/anyone who can self-justify the "i'm a creator" line and has the cash to get one. Personally I like the look of it, I am too used to using two displays at once though so it would be a bit difficult to move back down to only one - having two of these seems awkward and it's too expensive to use one as a slave screen for the other.

The pen stuff with the hockey puck that reacts on the screen is some next level shit though and that's what I'm hoping MS will start to push, not the stupid connectivity apps and 3D paint bullshit.

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>>57248364

>replay my emotion

oh christ you are losing them stop now

MICROSOFT INVENTED VIDEO

Damn bizarro manlet

AND BLUE SCREEN

check my app guys

http://www.anandtech.com/show/10791/microsoft-windows-10-event-live-blog-starts-10am-et

>11:51AM EDT - Even from here, there's *some* lag in photoshop

Wacom still alive

Now I expect $4,000+

$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999
$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999
$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999
$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999
$2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999 $2,999

>this holiday

doesnt he mean this christmas?

>>57248645

Thanksgiving is coming up too senpai.

empower
empower
empower
empower
empower
empower

is it just me or does this guy have steve job's mannerisms down pat?

I quite like Microsoft's future plan. Going after the offices and creators is a cool idea. Better than being just another consumer shit.

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He'll never be the original though.

People would still prefer their Wacom desu

Hey look it's Steve Jobs

remember

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