Tech Horror stories?

Can't type without looking at the keys?

Also look up the manual for the mobo online you dumb shit.

>>57243769
you got both a better looking keyboard and a better screen now
plus a clean desk
what are you complaining about

Awww at least she was upset. You found a good girl who'll admit her mistakes. Keep this one. Also stop being a pleb and learn to type without looking.

did she create mustard gas?

>>57243769
its ok to forgive her but should also let her know that youre upset that she was so fucking stupid and ruined your shit

>>57243811
>having a girlfriend and taking this kind of shit
you're a real cuck just like OP , aren't you

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this just in

OP, ill borrow your pic, i dont have any memes saved

>exam
>10 min before start remember i have to install some Java """"powered"""" botnet that takes screenshots and monitors processes to prevent cheating
>start wm, apt get default-jre
>what i'm doing to start the botnet doesn't work
>just_linux_things.gif
>uni site has no tutorial
>fuck.o
>exam started
>call IT nigger
>he has no clue what's going on, he just tells people to restart PC and things like that
>looks at terminal, asks where is GUI
>literally have a wm open with a taskbar, and he asks where is GUI
>tells me it's my fault, linux isn't supported
>point him to their site where it says linux IS supported
>tells me he's had people use linux before it works
>NIGGER you contradicted yourself 30 seconds ago when you said it doesn't work on linux

I shouldn't have been subhuman and remember the botnet 5 minutes before, but he had no clue, and the shitty sparkly bloated uni site had no guide too.

>end up writing by hand
>exam went okay

fucking IT niggers, fucking Java and especially fucking LOONIX shit, mac and windows users had no trouble starting the program, i can't aford mac and can't enjoy programming on windows, because windows is insanely stupid

man, it was embarrassing, but i passed i'm pretty sure, it was just a psychology exam

>go to local coffee shop for poetry slam
>sit at my usual table with macbook air
>cute guy who's working there brings me coffee
>guy asks me what I'm doing on computer
>bashfully reply working on a novella
>cute guy peeks over my shoulder
>nice mac
>he places his hand on my shoulder
>i convulse in ecstasy, knocking over my frap
>he recoils and drops his tray all over me and the table
>my macbook is soaked
>i am soaked
>my hands are shaking and I notice my Apple Watch is soaked
>i anxiously reach into my satchel
>my iPad is dripping in coffee
>needless to say i reach into my pocket and my iPhone is also soaked

the good news is I met Stephen and all my data was saved to the cloud, and I had an excuse to upgrade all my devices ;)

>>57244684
>upbeat indie song starts playing
>Living the Apple® Life™

>>57244684
this wasn't complete until I noticed the name

6/10

>>57244557
>fucking IT niggers, fucking Java and especially fucking LOONIX shit, mac and windows users had no trouble starting the program, i can't aford mac and can't enjoy programming on windows, because windows is insanely stupid
Dual-boot for school you fucking mongoloid holy shit.

>>57244765
this

>muh hackintosh

>>57244557
Just install eclipse IDE.
It'l grab and configure openjdk in the process.

>>57244765
>Dual-boot for school you fucking mongoloid holy shit.
i should have or Vm or something
wrote 8 pages by hand, hadn't seen my hand writing in a while, was ugly as sin