retarded technology

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>>57239187
>Phones/tablets/notebooks/PCs are retarded

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>sony walkman
>runs android
>$879

This is the pinnacle of useless shit

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>>57239202
Their phones/tablets suffer from problems in pic related.

Don't even get me started on their fucking pretend laptops.

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This cheap Chinese glass vibrator.

Cracked inside of my asshole. Mother had to rush me to the hospital.

>>57239872
>china
>glass
>asshole

You really fucked up anon.

>>57239884
He's just a typical Apple user.

>>57239884
It might have cracked cause I had it in the deep freezer before I inserted it.

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>>57239884
If he's retarded, what am I? I used to use pic related as a dildo when I was a kid.

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>>57239872
>>57239944

pfft that's nothing I used this as a dildo 5 mins ago
>am i a retard ?

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>>57239944
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>>57239924
No shit. Don't freeze glass and then warm it quickly unless you want shards.

>>57239944
Sounds like pretty normal early-teen retardation. Did it break? If not, did it tell you the temperature in your ass?

>>57239218
>$879
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING

>>57240977
I was just trying to be cool!

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>>57239944
i did this as well, never had a problem. even broke part of the base, the body never cracked. i think they are made of pyrex, which is almost always okay to shove into your cavities.

>>57239872
Have you seen the guy with the jar?

>>57241025
When I was in school, taking it up the ass did not make you cool. You had to bang girls for that.