It's funny because it's true

>>57234574
>C
>Pajeet
Wut

>>57234574
No lisp...again

>>57234574
Last language on the third row?

>>57234739

If you don't know you should probably not be here tho.

>>57234739
Fortran

>>57234574
>Nodejs is its own language

How is it even possible to be so badly informed?

>>57234574
My clojure prof has the right body type and is a dirty emacs user but the language is hot shit.

>>57234760
>le lurk more/you don't belong maymay
lel

>>57234769
>Fortran
So sad this is actually it's true.
>tfw job interview at Micro Focus
>blew it because I went full retarded on chinks.

Also
>Ruby > Python
nope.out

where's html and css

>>57234574
The first row should include Java and Python.

C and Python are far from pajeet tier.

Haskell should be on the second to last row.

C++ is pajeet tier, as nobody else is retarded enough to use C++ for anything.

Where is assembly

>>57234712
That's because real programmers don't have speech impediments.

>>57234840

Should we tell him?

>>57234819
This. If not the rails, ruby would be dead.

>>57234819

>Please spoonfeed me

C is the patrician choice, it's far beyond Pajeet tier

>>57234574
I don't get it... Swift is fukken based

>>57234929
Fag

>>57234574

>php
>pajeet

>>57234970

You are right. Not even Pajeet would even touch PHP

>>57234574
I use english language faggots. Can't y'all be like normal people?

>>57234574
>numpy is a programming language
>It's still not in the same row as python
>C is pajeet
>C++ is not pajeet
Were you actually lobotomized?

stop bullying Swift, it's the best thing Apple has done since the iPod

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>In the process of teaching myself node.js for a programming assignment for a job
Picture related

More like these please

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>>57234574
>C# not pajeet tier

Where does Ada and HDL's fit on the spectrum?

>>57237408
>Ada and HDL
>on the spectrum
yes

>>57234840
Tommy, those aren't programming languages, I know you told all your friends at school that you're a hacker, but someday you'll have to grow up.

>>57237432

subtype current_feel is bad;

>>57234574
>C
>Pajeet
C++/C# are pajeet, C is clean and incorruptible

>>57234819
Neither language is good but Ruby is far better designed than Python. Guido is practically retarded and blocks and proper lambdas alone would eliminate the need for a dozen Python "features."

C should be moved out of Pajeet tier. The rest is good.

I thought ruby was for SJW's

>>57238376
The Django community is probably the worst in terms of SJWs right now. The general Javascript community is pretty bad as well.

>>57234574
>That feel when I made this

wtf, people actually saved this?

>>57238376
>I thought ruby was for SJW's

Ruby is an excellent language.

The fact that some people who use it are SJWs is irrelevant.

Sjws use C++ and Gnu/Linux and every other technological thing too.

Currently working with swift, I really like the syntax desu senpai.
Fuck me then I guess.

>>57234574
>C is Pajeet
>C++ and C# aren't
Here, take a (You)

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>>57238457
>Sjws use C++
lmao, cunts are way too stupid for C++ try again

>>57238529
You should measure the technology by its quality objectively. Not on what group of people happen to use it.

Anyways the reasoning is simple. Ruby is an excellent language and thus people who want to learn something easy learn it - in this case SJWs.

>>57234574
switch Lua with Julia, no one uses Lua anymore, not even game studios

>>57238569
But anon, I use Lua.
It's actually not too bad of a language.

>>57238569
> nobody uses Lua
> Julia

Lua is used several orders of magnitude more than Julia. There were more Lua projects started on Github yesterday than there are Julia projects in existence.

>>57238601
Julia is still new, its going to take over machine learning and statistics. Just because people use it in Brazil doesnt mean anything in the rest of the world

>>57238662
>its going to take over machine learning and statistics

They've been saying this for years. It's probably not going to happen.

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>>57238558
I wasn't the one razzing you about Ruby m8, just another passer by noting that C++ shops are free of SJW infection given that pretty much only white and asian males with no interest in social justice are qualified for the job.

>>57234574
I don't quite know how to tell you this, but numpy is a python library.
tl;dr: You're retarded.

>>57234574
who am I if I know js, java, (some) scala and c#? this is so fucking stupid

>>57238735
Fair I guess m8 but i'm just saying people use everything

Measuring shit by how uses it is dogmatic and immature.

If you like [technology], it's because you truly believe it's a good [technology] with good fundamentals.

Personally I couldn't give less of a shit if only trannies and feminists used a language if it was a good language still.

you forgot Elixir in neckbeard tier

>>57234712
But Clojure is right there, anon

>>57234846
>nobody else is retarded enough to use C++ for anything.
But that's what almost every AAA game is written in

>>57238818
Node.js detected

>>57238818
I don't dislike Ruby, but it's definitely "easy," enough that you're going to get low-IQ garbage like women who just show up to stir the pot with social justice and get a check.

>>57238947
>enough that you're going to get low-IQ garbage like women who just show up to stir the pot with social justice and get a check

And why does that matter?

It doesn't affect me.

C# should be at pajeet
Ruby and Rust should be at SJW
Scala should be at Fedora
Other than that it's OK

British English

>>57238987
I love Ruby, but this is true.

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>>57238957
>stir the pot
>doesn't effect me
Either you're one of the dumb low IQ femenists and shitskins or you've never actually experienced their wrath in a business. They literally soak up huge chunks of productive capital from company projects and squander it on their pet ideas of fairness.

>>57234574
F# isn't a good language yet, but I really think it will be in like 2-3 years. Microsoft does a good job of supporting and improving their language over the long-term. I'm honestly disappointed that Microsoft decided to pick OCaml instead of Lisp as the language to base their own off of though.

>>57239055
I only program as a hobby tbqh.

I work in a completely different field as my career.

>>57239095
>>57238957
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

>>57239128
Socialists and Union workers are scum though

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>>57239271

>>57234574
where's sql?