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Anonyyymus
wanna fuck with a robot? 2016-10-25 16:44:57 Post No. 57232954
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wanna fuck with a robot? 2016-10-25 16:44:57 Post No. 57232954
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anyone want to fuck with this robot?
lets see the funny answers we can get
http://lawbot.info
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I tested it. Needs work.
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>>57232954
seems like a website for faggot NEETs
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>>57233022
perfect for someone with a 4chan pass
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>>57233065
>he can see that people have passes
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>>57232954
Honey pot
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>>57233019
>redit
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>>57233074
I hope you're joking, because there is a clover leaf now next to the name
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>>57233141
There is?
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>>57233132
>being this new
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>>57233165
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>>57233019
I kekd audibly at how to screenshot
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>>57233179
I know, dumbass. I was making fun of you for not hiding them.
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What a dumb and boring bot.
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>>57233186
You should kill yourself.
t. Not That Guy
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>>57233204
no u
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>>57232954
This bigoted bot is oppressing me.
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>>57233186
wow I was totally baited. Congratulation bud, you sure showed me.
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>>57233258
do you know what baited means?
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It refuses to acknowledge that I was raped by a woman.
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>>57233263
what your mom does for money?
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>>57233282
What the fuck. Like, I am literally shaking right now. How dare you assume that woman cannot have a penis. I am in complete disbelief. Like, wow.
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>>57233300
/mynigga/
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>>57233257
dadjokeBot
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>>57233257
As a woman without a vagina legally considered female I find this lawbot to be SHIT.
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LawBot
Please describe briefly in one sentence what happened to you. Try to use words that people usually use when speaking about this issue to help me understand you.
You
I got attack by a roaming pack of nogs.
LawBot
Sorry, could you try to explain that in a different way? Maybe be more specific about the incident?
You
I got robbed.
LawBot
That is a serious crime. I would like to ask you a few questions. If you don't understand what I'm saying, just say so and I will explain. Are you ready?
You
yes
LawBot
Great. Did anyone take property belonging to you?
You
yes
LawBot
Alright.
Did this person use force on you or make you fear violence right before or while taking your property? Yes or no?
You
yes
LawBot
Do you think the person intended to deprive you permanently of your property?
You
yes
LawBot
Right. Just a few more questions.
Do you think that an ordinary, reasonable and honest person would consider the appropriation dishonest?
You
yes
LawBot
Right.
Do you think that the person who took your property realized that an ordinary, reasonable and honest person would consider their conduct dishonest?
You
no
LawBot
Ok, moonman.
I don't think theft, robbery or burglary were committed here. Say 'crime' to try a related offence maybe?
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>>57233165
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it works, i've been robbed
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It's not GeographyBot
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>>57232954
How rude
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>>57232954
Can i fuck the robot.
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>>57233565
>neither benis nor bagina
>still considered male
:(
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>>57232954
>implying only man can do sex offenses
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>>57233019
I imagine this is how a conversation with a real lawyer and a black client goes irl.
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>>57232954
LawBot
Which topic suits the crime? You can say the topic or its number.
1. Sex Offences;
2. Injuries and Assault;
3. Harassment;
4. Property Offences;
5. None of these.
You
i think they try sex me
LawBot
How old are you?
You
15
LawBot
Sorry for all the questions. Are you male?
You
yes
LawBot
I'm terribly sorry, but I will have to ask you some uncomfortable questions. Was your anus or mouth penetrated by the person's penis?
You
his shark fin touch my thigh
LawBot
Sorry to ask you all these questions.
Was the touching sexual or rather violent?
You
yes i think he try sex me
LawBot
Too much recursion in AIML
You
??
LawBot
You
did i just break you
LawBot
This is a serious crime! If you don't understand what I'm saying, just say so and I will explain. Ready?
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I broke it.
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LawBot
Hi, I'm LawBot, a robot lawyer designed to help you through this situation. Please tell me your name or say anonymous if you would rather not.
You
Cris
LawBot
Nice to meet you, Cris. I can help you understand if you have been the victim of a crime. If you don't understand what I am saying, just say so and I will explain. If you don't understand a word, just ask me about it and I will give you a definition. Would you like to get started?
You
yes
LawBot
Please describe briefly in one sentence what happened to you. Try to use words that people usually use when speaking about this issue to help me understand you.
You
I was beaten
LawBot
Sorry, could you try to explain that in a different way? Maybe be more specific about the incident?
You
they beat me
LawBot
Ok. Let's try to get to the bottom of this. Say 'crime' to start the questionnaire.
You
crime
LawBot
Which topic suits the crime? You can say the topic or its number.
1. Sex Offences;
2. Injuries and Assault;
3. Harassment;
4. Property Offences;
5. None of these.
You
ass ault
LawBot
This is a serious topic. Please act accodringly.
You
they assaulted me
LawBot
Sorry, please follow the instructions carefully. You can find them by saying 'instructions'. Say 'crime' to start over or 'glossary' for definitions.
You
ASSAULT DAMN IT
LawBot
This is a serious topic. Please act accodringly.
You
ok Injuries and Assault
LawBot
This is a serious crime! If you don't understand what I'm saying, just say so and I will explain. Ready?
You
yes for christ sake!
LawBot
Great, Cris, let's get started. Were you caused physical harm?
You
yes
LawBot
I really want to help you with this problem.
Were you caused a wound?
You
yes
LawBot
I’m really sorry to hear that, Cris. Do you think the person who injured you wanted to injure you?
You
who knows, jk, yes
LawBot
I'm so sorry – let’s see what the law says about that, Cris. Do you think they meant to cause you harm as serious as you ended up suffering?
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>>57233561
Probably looking for nearest uncorrupt police station.
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>>57232954
copy right infringement is not a crime according to this, gets worse when I involve a company infringing with gplv3
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Great bot
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This bot is a whiny bitch.
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The bot considers murder a derogatory term.
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This isn't even one of those learning bots. It just says I don't understand and then offers you a list of terms it does understand. It's a goddamn choose your own adventure game.
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wtf is recursion in AIML
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>>57232954
i want to have sex with a robot
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>>57237552
AI Management Layer?
You broke it anon.
This thing isnt built to learn, its just like a flow chart.
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