Is this /g/ browser?

>>57223206
> Is this /g/ browser?
Why would it be

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

>>57223229
Nice copypasta

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The true patrician choice

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>>57223238
Thabk you man im pro

>>57223248
Maybe 15 years ago

Real /g/ runs a wget script that filters out all the nonsense from a webpage and delivers the text to an emacs or console buffer.
Plebs these days...

>>57223255
Is that a pasta keyboard? How do I get it?

>>57223280
Netscape has always been the classic choice. It's like wine, it ages well and get better with age.

>>57223302
Copypasta keyboard on Play Store ayyyyyyy lmao

>>57223289
Many people on this board still use windows...

>>57223248
i have always loved that logo

>>57223350
Man I'm glad I see some facts on here. I can't for the life of my dog to use Linux for actual work, paid software is just better. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>57223255
>no I identify as an attack helicopter option
check your privilege cis scum

>>57223383
Fug :DDDDDDDDDDDD pls no rude am n00b

>>57223206
>chink botnet
No.

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>>57223383
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

theres a cute chinese girl that works on Brave, right?

>>57223400
That's Opera.

>>57223371
I love you more

>>57223206
>Is this adware /g/ browser?
Hell no.

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>>57223405
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>57223400
How it's a botnet?

>>57223371
serifs look nice

The name is so retarded that it's reason enough to not use the browser.

>>57223206
not really since ur all a bunch of pussies

>>57223418

>adware

It's quite the opposite actually.

>>57223434
Phones home a shitton about what you visit (ie your nazi insignia and lolicon fetish), though it's not a straight MITM proxy like opera mini.

The payouts are pittance, unlikely to motivate any adoption. verdict: VC money trap.

>>57223335

this just became a You Laugh, You Lose.

/thread

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>>57223248
>browser workflow from 2016 is stone age compared to browser workflow from 2006

where were you when the future died?

>>57223206
yes

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Best browser with the most promise at the moment. Shameful that the shills here went full slide.

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