Dynamic Toilet

What's a toilet?

>>57221510
dyamic fecal faultlines

>>57223515
Fucking kek

>>57223515
It's that thing one of your villages worships.

http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html

>>57221510
Java doesn't run on this I'm sure.

idk

>>57224266
What's it run on, the TianhuLight?

>>57221510
Is that a laptop currently occupying shitter number 3?

>>57224434
They don't discriminate.

Do they explode?

>>57224434
Kek, for a quick glance, I thought I was looking at the number of minutes

would need a 'request cleanup' button for western countries since people over there have no respect

>>57223515
Toilets are evil, they go against nature.

>>57224434
there's a laptop available for use in that one... for those that didn't bring their own

>>57221510
>inb4 Public Toilets with IOT now

>>57225108
The Internet of Toilets.

>take muskmobile to the toilet center
>pay a no singles policy fine
>only one toilet left, reserve it
>check in my pants at the pants check in
>get to doorless toilet cubical
>shit everywhere
>clean up to avoid false mess fine
>deposit two poops, all I could afford
>a security guardbot passes by on its rounds taking photos
>the poop analyzer informs me that my poops are good and I should feel good about them >informs me that I am not a poop lottery winner and better luck next time
>hot hand towel dispenser jammed
>once outside I realize I forgot my pants at the pants check in again

>>57221510
It's a shitty idea.

>>57225917
upboated my good sir xDDDDDDDDDD