Tech storys

Have a heap but too tired to post. Had a guy come into my old work though and had a dead board. Opened it up to find wall power on the bottom and a sealed pack of the old Stuyvo Blues stuck on the board (out of production). Hadn't been opened since being built ten years ago in our shop. Smoked the pack

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>>57217256
>be me two weeks ago
>SysOp class in uni
>bored af, trying to get root/admin access to the PCs
>piss easy
>discover that someone installed Counter Strike on the Win7 partition
>tell that to one of my friends
>tried to play on the internet but it's not working, even on LAN
>firewall is blocking
>say: "Well, we're fucked"
>probably the admin server is blocking it
>nope, it's enforced in our own PCs
>disabled that shit
>one week later everyone is playing CS in our SysOp lab, even the teachers
>the admin doesn't even know
>he probably was responsible to install the game anyway
>mfw we unleashed hell

Op here again i have one that just happened recently

> be me
> school gets new computer room
> they use is to teach setting up server etc.
> everyone has its own virtual windows 2012 r2 server
> find out that he firewall is completly disabled
> start shutting down pcs over the network
> everyone gets super pissed and blames the lame school pcs
> next week we have to bring out latpots in the lab
> now we have to communicate with our servers and use the services we installed
> teacher tells us to disable the firewall on our laptops
> everyone disables their firewall
> lolisThisReallyHappeningRightNow.jpg
> i shutdown all laptops
> everyone blames the school
> they think they got a virus from school
> back in class most of them forget to enable the firewall again
> start a man in the middle attack
> download the facebook login page
> start a local webserver
> get their passwords

i still have the passwords of like 5 facebook accounts how can people be so dumb?

>>57217256
>>57217634
Kek

More please

>>57217310
The only thing I ever find stuck to dead boards are fried lizards and insects. They crawl over the wrong contact points and short out the board with 120v AC, or worse discharge a large capacitor and get themselves exploded.

On the topic of other peoples' school stories:
>so many macs, so many macs at this high school
>get root on some, standard method
>update and upgrade everything
>disable the program whitelist/blacklist
I did this just so I could use the Terminal app. The sysadmin for the school always was concerned about the fact that one Mac Mini had a version of macOS about two version numbers ahead of the rest.