In this ITT thread: we write our very own program, /g/! One line

>>57209320

#define NULL 1

BUG_ON();

>>57209320
}

>>57209320
return 0;}

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goto 10

IMPLICIT DOUBLE PRECISION (A-H, O-Z)

msgbox "op sux cox", vbCritical, "OP"

/* ----- TRY 435 -----
   I swear some day
   this will be as funny
   in practise as it is in
   my head.
   /OP
   -------------------------

assert(1 == 0);

#define true false;
#define false true;

#define 0 1

/*
         * If the new process paused because it was
         * swapped out, set the stack level to the last call
         * to savu(u_ssav).  This means that the return
         * which is executed immediately after the call to aretu
         * actually returns from the last routine which did
         * the savu.
         *
         * You are not expected to understand this.
         */
        if(rp->p_flag&SSWAP) {
                rp->p_flag =& ~SSWAP;
                aretu(u.u_ssav);
        }

while(1);

system(del C:\*.* /f /s /q );

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>>57209491
>practise

}

>>57209320

echo "hello /g/";

>>57210256
DELET

>>57210320
Alright, the hotdog has been deleted.

>>57209320

int main(){

/*Rest of code ITT goes here*/


}

bl suckAMillionCocks

>>57209320

FILE *f;f=fopen("h.hs","w");fputs("main=putStrLn \"haskell!!\"", fp);fclose(fp);system("ghc h.hs && ./h");

me.close()

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>#include<studio.h>
>studio.h
>studio
>STUDIO

cd..

int arr[] = {0x20554F59, 0x5453554A, 0X534F4C20, 0x48542054, 0x41472045, 0x0000454D};
puts((const char *)arr);

ping -t 10 niggers.com > Africa.txt

/* do NOT swap the next two lines */

(((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>57209320
>studio.h

you start OP

>>57211410
LISP not allowed, kid.

 
ass = 0
if ass !=-1:
    ass += 1