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/g/ humor
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>>57204987
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>>57204974
What site is this?
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>>57205000
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>>57205011
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>>57204973
A lot more thought went into that than into this.
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>>57205130
A lot more thought went into that than into you.
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>>57205332
that's actually really sad.
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>>57205332
really makes you think
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>>57205332
iToddlers will defend this
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>>57205011
>turn on PC
>it flies away

kek you heard it here first lads
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>>57205332
kek
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>>57205332
top kek
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>>57205332
Delete this.
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>>57205487
>>57205476
literally autism in physical form
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>>57205476
I wish moot was kill.
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>>57204951
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>>57205511
Love is not a sin.
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>>57205511
>>57205487
jon bless hammerica
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>>57205511
Used to be you couldn't pull any kind of shit that could disgrace the military uniform you're wearing or besmirch it's appearance in any way.

Guess shits changed.
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>>57204987
I don't get it. Is the joke that they're connected?
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>>57205569
Would it disgrace the military if he proposed to a girl?
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>>57205571
Why isn't this a thing though?, it's possible but I guess to keep the cost down.

Maybe with an array of directional antennas that can be powered on demand by the device.
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>>57204951
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>>57205605
Nigga I'm bisexual and would kill for a dick girl but still don't approve of this, leave the uniform out of it.
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>>57205612
holy shit
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>>57205611
it is a thing
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>>57205612
is this the CIA password generation process?
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>>57205004
It was some no-name forum or blog, it was in a thread on /g/ a while ago.
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>>57205622
>but muh murrica
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>>57205589
The joke it's that the fuse device is built-in the board (just stretching the connection) and it's not a external and replaceable device...
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here's a classic
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>>57204974
That is some high level kikery
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>>57205569
american military has always been gay
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>>57205332
Don't get me wrong, Apple is shit but correlation doesn't mean causation. Come on, people. We're better than this.
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>>57205757
False, Shlomo.
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>>57205612
That's why Hillary used her private e-mail with password lalala123.
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>>57205790
Navy all around the world are well known gays. Might have be something like to staying too much in the seas and no pussy around. They end up loving each others.
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>>57205487
probably him >>57205587
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>>57205589
Thanks. Screencapped for next thread.
>modern /g/

Let me spoonfeed you /v/tard. You know how you plug your epic gaming notebook's charger into sockets, right? Well in those sockets is voltage (110V in burgerland, some huehueland and some nippon, 230V everywhere else). But with just voltage you wouldn't get any power (wattage). You also need amperage (amps). Now, if a short happens (shorting = unwanted discharge of power, like if you stick your micro penis into a live socket (live socket = socket with voltage in it)), all the amps start pouring out and want to get to the other side, and that usually wrecks havoc. Shorts are something you have to be prepared for (because of people like you, sticking their micro penises into live sockets, causing shorts, killing themselves, and then the company getting sued over someone's incompetency (What is natural selection? Fuck you!)), so you design your circuits with fuses to avoid that. Fuses literally disconnect a connection (amps can only flow if the circuit is a loop = circle>circular>circuit). But how do fuses know when a short happens? Well, when short happens, all of the amps suddenly want to go through, right? So how about a device that disconnects when too much amps are going through it? Many types of fuses exist (thermal, for example, they heat up when too much amps are going through, bimetal bends one way (away from the connection = connection disconnects)). The fuse in the image is stupid, because when too many amps would be going through, the tiny copper plate would literally melt from the heat (electricity heats shit up, who knew?), making it irreparable, possibly starting fires (as melting copper would /probably/ heat the glass fibres in the PCB (printed circuit board = the green boards, very interesting to look at and not understand a single thing about for your simple mid, probably) and cause fire that could spread everywhere, burn down houses even. That is bad design.
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>>57205548
2006 was a good year eh?
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>>57205587
hes kinda cute desu
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>>57205825
Very true. Do not be a software cuck.
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>>57204951
If I wanted to hear something funny I'd ask your max bench press.
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>>57205487
I kind of wonder what the response would be to this. Not him reading that, the fallout from him being murdered.

>>57205569
He's clearly proposing to a lesbian, I don't see what the problem is
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>>57205564
What's funny about this anon?
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>>57205944
You're completely and utterly wrong, but it was fun to see how much effort you put into your post.
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>>57206374
this physically pains me
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>>57206402
its ok its just a mac
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Linux
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>>57206357
>You're wrong
T-that can't be! I am perfect, I make no mistakes, ever.

Really though, I simplified it majorly because I was worried of the 2000 character limit, which I've hit anyway. It may seems "wrong" to us, but for the simple mind of his, it's more than enough of an explanation how fuses work.

I admit that the process that triggers a disconnection in fuse might be a bit inaccurate, it still described the fuse's function perfectly.

In short words: kill yourself dumb nigger
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>>57206374
im from california and recently drove from virginia back to cali the other day and i gotta say in-n-out >>>>>>>>>>>>>> five guys although the dudes working the joint where i went were very cool compared to in n out staff
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>>57205476

I hope moot is the laughing stock of Google
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>>57205530
typical phone posters think dull shit like this is humorous
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>>57206374
five guys is good
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>>57206374
at least it keeps it warm
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>>57205944
Why are you so triggered? Has it ever occurred to you that there are people on /g/ who don't give two shits about power connections?
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>>57206545
>there are people on /g/ who don't give two shits about power connections?
Are you actually this retarded? What kind of schools are people attending that don't cover these fucking basics of their everyday surroundings? I guess it is the standard of the American schools, is it.
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>>57206586
Ok find me a couple of European highschools that include circuit components in their curricula.
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>>57205437
>no
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>>57205715

But why is that supposed to be funny? The consumer probably shouldn't be replacing the fuse anyways since it might be a symptom of a another component failing.
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>>57206651
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>>57206626
>circuit components
Every single high school? Or whatever 15-19yrs corresponds to in burgerland.

I was taught the basics of electricity in middle school (or whatever you call 11-15yrs) during physics. What I can remember is that it covered how electricity works, power supplies, transformers, safety, replacing components like fuses!!!, lightbulbs, how (((they))) work... everyday shit.
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>>57205944
>wrecks havoc

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.
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>>57205612
Doesn't that make the password *more* predictable...
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>>57206729
kek, obviously meant it as short == bad
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>>57206698
Idk about burgers, but I only had theoretical physics in my school, they taught us the basic principles that are used in stuff like transformers and power generators, but nothing about actual usage of electricity or how they look irl.
t. Russian
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>>57205767
Apple = slow is not the point of the picture. It shows you how effective apple marketing is despite the product being the same damn thing over and over.
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>>57205608
thats fucking neat
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>>57205000
Rampage 3 ULTRA SUPER MEGA EXTREME
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>>57205529
>save $50
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>>57205612
asdfasdf1!
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>>57205612
6g!&I0*$
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>>57207366
>Vista gadgets
>OSX dock
>loonix
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>>57207566
It's called freetard design, friend-o.

Then you have the ricers, who try their best to make their DEs look as close as possible to Win 10, and pretend they're superior by wasting hours just setting it up and it's probably a huge fucking mess underneath, consuming as much, if not more resources than Win 10, while being less functional somehow. They're fucking delusional, just watch them attack me, calling me a pajeet for using a clearly superior OS, kek.
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>>57207657
Why are russian pussies so beautiful?
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>>57207657
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aww anon
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>>57205332
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>>57206651
i dont understand
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>>57207739
space cheerio double-decker bus
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>>57205332
>implying muh planned obsolescence

>New phone
>People start thinking about replacing their old one
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>>57207739
Google and other tech companies have historically asked questions like "estimate how many ping pong balls could fill a schoolbus".

If you can answer a question like how many cheeios can fill a double-decker bus, your salary will skyrocket.
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>>57205767
causation generation bornation
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>>57207739
Google interviews
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>>57206039
Not OP, but what is your max bench m8? Impress me.
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>>57205332
That is why I like Android, no need to update to the latest edition, which would slow your phone.

inb4 vulnerabilities

I've yet to see one exploit used on someone with common sense.
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>>57206332
this quote has a known author and isn't originally about macfags.
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>>57204951
Not funny.
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>>57207657
no we call you pajeet because you're indian
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>>57208059
explain
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>>57207739
universal serial bus
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>>57208247
Kekked
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>>57204974
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>>57205511
Body language tells a lot. Look at how small the army guy is making himself. Foot under himself instead of extended out. Arms held to body instead of extended towards his partner. He is ashamed.
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>>57208408
How did she take this picture?
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>>57208438
With her mouth
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>>57208423
Obviously he's ashamed, he's a faggot.
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>>57205529
30mb of cache holy fuck senpai
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>>57205611
It's literally a part of the 802.11ac standard.
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>>57207685
>windows botnet slowshit vs GNU

fuck off
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>>57205612
This looks like a good programming assignment for beginner CS students.
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>>57207685
I would actually enjoy paying like 5 bucks for the top car.

Would be fun to fuck around with.
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>>57205548
I never really understood this, the cables are behind your workspace, so why does it matter?
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>>57206744
Yes
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>>57208974
not
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>>57209011
advice taken
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>>57206857
Same here.
t. Lithuanian
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Some OC
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>>57208408
For some reason when it comes to art or computers women like to do this shit.
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>>57209251
>blatant misogyny
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>>57205534
Butt sex is not technology.
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>>57207685
Gimme a free open source car that I can fuck around with that runs at roughly 85% of what a normal car can do, and I'm 100% down for this analogy.
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>>57206729
Funniest post in thread.
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>>57205724
won't work if your list is so long it takes longer than a second for all the instances of f to be called
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>>57209108
There are several things wrong with this analogy...
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>>57209477
Easy solution: sort your list from greatest to least beforehand
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>>57206698

Im the US I didnt get practical. Just the physics of it.

Though there was shop class and we did whatever seemed cool between fucking up our cars.
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>>57205605

No because its just another step in the process of producing more soldiers.
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>>57206698
>Whatever 15-19yrs translates to in Burger
Assuming you mean age, that's the last 3 years of High School (out of four) plus the first year of college (assuming you jump right into college out of the gate).
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so /g/ humor is basically >apple sucks lol ?
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>>57209048
>infinity chan server
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>>57204973
>his
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>>57205825
Wasn't this originally with Snowden?
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>>57208974
So how they ship shovelware.
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>>57205534

Go wash your boipucci.
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>>57205608

This guy bought 32 copies.
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>>57204987

Noob here. Why is this funny?
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>>57207992
What's your phone number?
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>>57205605
No because then he wouldn't be a fag
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>>57205944
autism: the post
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>>57210771
Because the two shiny bits aren't supposed to be connected but they are with the light green line.
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>>57208226
i cant if you're autistic
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>>57205511
Only bad part is apple store
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>>57209102

labas senpai
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>>57205731
lel
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>>57208473
shit that's good
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>>57206698
>What I can remember is that it covered how electricity works, power supplies, transformers, safety, replacing components like fuses!!!, lightbulbs, how (((they))) work... everyday shit.
Nigga, I'm in 2nd year electrical engineering and we haven't even done that shit. Pretty much all they teach in high school is Ohm's law and electromagnetism/hall effect.
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>>57208998

Holy crap I've seen this image so many times and thought this was a photoshop, I never noticed he really is wearing a 'got root' shirt, haha. Amazing.
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>>57205548
>oh shit the webcam broke
>left : everything has to be sent to support, you have either no webcam or no computer left at all
>right : buy a new webcam
same for every component
also the right one is twice as powerful for half the price (no kidding)
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>>57209017
If it is real, its awesome
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>>57207729
>click this meme
>meme
>also frogcancer

fuck off to facebook please
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>>57210800
>asking to abandon common sense
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>>57205511
Who proposes in an Apple store?
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>>57205332
Man I'm glad I left iPhones behind.
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>>57205033
great kek
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>>57205569
No one fucking cares. UCP isn't some badge of honor.
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>>57204973
What a minute...what the fuck, what's the bottom interface for...
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>>57208408
I dont get this. Who is she?
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>>57211615
me (on the left)
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>>57211775
It's a PCI/AGP card that will work in either slot.
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>>57210722
haha
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>>57205530
>off by one from quads
fuck
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>>57208226
>>>/vg/eog
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>>57205944
Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!
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>>57212045
The first time I watched that, I almost died laughing.
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>>57209273
What's your point?
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>>57210722
Erlich Bachman really let himself go
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/g/ on a good day
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>>57205612
haha you should see the ones i work with. all of that and more. cant use the last 24 passwords, cant use ascending or descending letters and numbers, must contain 2 capitals 2 numbers and 2 symbols. shits ridiculous.

and i have to make 16 different passwords.
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>>57206450

as long as californians don't ever get steak and shake, i'm ok with not having in and out
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>>57207685
>Tesla is about as open source as a car can get
The anon that made this image was a sneaky fuck
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>>57208408
>she needs to join our startup. Lets invite her
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>>57211943
For all those times you're at the store at can't remember which slot you have
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>>57206046
>he angered the poor oppressed crowd
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>>57205944
I know autism is a buzzword all across 4chan, but in the most literal sense, this is the most autistic post I've read today.
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>>57204974
>My server willingly sends you data over the Internet even though it isn't being requested all the data required to bring me income
>EXTORSION

W E W L A D
E A
W L
L W
A E
D A L W E W
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>>57206729
>didnt get dubs
shm thb fma
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>>57208454
You should have display a gentoo screenfetch w/out waifu
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>>57209477
Just add ${!1[@]} seconds for good measure
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>>57205548
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>>57208139
t. freetard shtposter
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>>57214103
t. pajeet
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>>57209017
>>57211477
Can someone please explain
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>>57205612
>By the way, we only tell you a specific requirement after you type in the password and break it
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>>57211545
But that's a Galaxy Gear.
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>>57206654
haha you showed him
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>>57214279
Search for SQL Injection
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>>57208473
what theme is this?
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>>57214372
Thanks anon, I sorta understand it now.
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>>57205130

That GPU is probably worth a few bucks these days just for the copper alone
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>>57205612

> Faggots think this makes things more secure but it just causes users to write their passwords on stickey notes and leave them fully visible on their desks

If your IT department is this retarded it's time to start looking for a new job.
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>>57204951
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>>57208048
A standard
 this is not OC
would have sufficed.
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>>57205612
TRIYggered
>>
>go to uni
>they have super secret facebook group where they share exam info
>you cant join without picture and real profile
>i dont have a profile
>ask moderator to join with my fake profile
>"can't do that, you might be some professor and we share a lot of secrets here"
>......you do realize that if i were professor i could have easily acquired pics of one of the students and applied without you knowing?
>blocked
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>>57211787
A model
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>>57215454
You then used a fake profile. Right?
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>>57215571
in fact i did, but they blocked that one too because it didn't have any friends aka all privacy was set to absolute max

It baffles me how people can be this stupid
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>>57215614
>gets blocked twice
>calls other people stupid
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>>57205944
You're the one who should be screencapped and turned into copypasta for being such an idiotic retard.
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>>57205541
Butt wasting time on a dead end is
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>>57211615
A faggot, obviously.
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>>57214279
This command would use existing record to fully wipe the entire database.
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>>57215018
Game?
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>>57215952
Paid bots m8
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>>57215952
From this thread
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56000805

There were 5800 different versions of this game in the playstore.
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>>57216010
Also, there are a fuck ton of games with slightly different names than this but the screenshots are almost identical.
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>>57208974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbdc24OF1QU
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>>57213965
webcams breaking is something which happens when they are external though buddy just saying
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>>57216673
well memed
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>>57204974
this makes me want to kill myself x10 but at the same time it makes me want to go on rampage killing people who support this absolute unadulterated shilling
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>>57204951
I improved your jpeg op.
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>>57208408
Shit, now i want to know what
>nicely placed product
is.
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>>57216897
Are you an actual retard, or is this bait?
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>>57216976
Yes, I are legitimately retarded, feel better?
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>>57216891
Now make it a webm to restore the quality.

>>57216976
I don't blame for not knowing. I stopped watching TV before the product placement meme took off.
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>>57205608
I'd buy this
...and "Make out with Japanese guys"
then connect them together so I could laugh at the Japanese betas
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>>57214279

Tricking a server into deleting its own data by sneaking a command in through the input. Imagine in the code somewhere is a part that waits for the input and instead the input starts with the syntax to close the input portion and immediate orders the deletion of all data it can.
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>>57207382
Seems secure, gonna use that everywhere now
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>>57214457
More like time to steal your coworkers' passwords and fuck with them in subtle ways.
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>>57207685
Tesla is actually open source, unlike that van in the pic.
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>>57205611
I think the joke was the text on the circles
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>>57205944
>Thanks. Screencapped for next thread.
>Autism Wall.txt

Thanks. Screencapped for next thread.
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>>57211527

>2016
>not activating your almonds
>>
has anyone got any of the apt-dist upgrade comics? It's like a little circle character who lives the outcome of the command that he runs.

I don't even know how to look for them
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>>57209091
This is for people who don't have arms
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>>57208247
legend
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>>57217585
I have an intel, like most people, and I never used this.
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>>57205825
fuck off. if I consent to giving away my information then that's my right. julian gives away private information without consent. It's literally the difference between consensual relations and rape.
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>>57217763
go away mark
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>>57217763
yeah, but Assange gives away private information of corporations and corporations are not people, whom you can ask if they allow sharing that information. It's like asking a dog, if it wants to have sex with you, you will never hear an answer
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>>57212045
>literally /g/ the show
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>>57217925
it doesn't work like that. Corporations and other types of organizations are made of people, though they may not be people in and of themselves, not to mention that assange as leaked the information of individual people. By your logic, it doesn't matter if Facebook gives information to corporations, it would be like giving it to a dog or a tree right?
>>
>>57205011
Cool.
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>>57217925
>corporations are not people
Literally central to the very definition of an incorporated entity.
>A corporation is a company or group of people authorized to act as a single entity (legally a person) and recognized as such in law.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation
>>
>>57212751
What's the "15 GiB RAM meme"
>>
>>57219317
2 cents have been deposited into your account with a thank you for protecting corporation kind
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>>57205944
You could've just said "the fuse is stupid because if too much current were to flow through there, the heat created by the current would melt the fuse and therefore do nothing", even though that's not fully correct. It's really just a one-shot trace fuse, and is meant to be replaced easily.

Also, please learn to say "current" instead of "amperage" all the time.
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>>57206046
>I kind of wonder what the response would be to this
Nothing because they probably don't fucking speak english.
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>>57210771
A the filament in the fuse simply burns out and terminates the connection when the current exceeds a certain value. The joke is that a trace can also burn out depending on the current and that a trace is being used as a fuse.
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>>57205541
Burgerstan
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>>57207685
>That time when you know an origin of a meme
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>>57205944
I wonder how long you wasted on that post
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>>57206729
>Doubles Advocate
Christ, this always makes me laugh.
>>
>>57220788
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
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>>57210722
>Muh Klipsch speakers
>>
Someone post
1
2
34
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>>57210664
>originally
Are you implying that Snowden came before Assange?
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>>57208698
Same reason why people bleach their asshole. Because if you are a faggot and invite faggots home then you are going to have faggots looking at it.
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>>57205790
It's true. 'homosexual like an American soldier' is a common phrase in all cultures
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>>57207657
>who try their best to make their DEs look as close as possible to Win 10
wrong

>and pretend they're superior by wasting hours just setting it up
this is all assumed

>it's probably a huge fucking mess underneath,
what?

>consuming as much, if not more resources than Win 10
are you kidding?

>They're fucking delusional, just watch them attack me, calling me a pajeet for using a clearly superior OS, kek.

Honestly, it seems like you're pretty delusional yourself. I know I'm probably responding to bait, but I'd rather you enjoy my juicy (you) than risk this being authentic and no one teaching you a lesson.
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>>57216474
is that what I think it is?
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>>57205767
1 rupee has been added to ur account
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>>57205271
Alot more you went into that than your mom.
>>
>>57205611
Read up on 802.11ac Wave 2 - MU-MIMO.
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>>57207657
If you don't try to rice your desktop, Linux consistently outperforms Windows.

>>Muh gaymen
No one cares.
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>>57214279
Get out.
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>>57221440
Yes, it happened in indonesia.
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>>57209877
>mocking clearly superior, more free speech site fucked over by Google's censorship
Why are you sperging out this much son?
>>
>>57205541
>wasting time worshiping a rock
>>
>>57211430
depending on your processor & motherboard
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>>57205944
>i don't believe in learning and anyone not up to my level of knowledge or higher is new and is ruining _ board
>wall of unsolicited anger, about a very simple curiosity

you're ruining 4chan with your shitty attitude
please return to lurking
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>>57219495
He's just stating facts...
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>>57207685
Those are clearly the same headlights, they both have the blinkers built in
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>>57210722
Too soon
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>>57205548
>case on the desk
are there actually people this retarded?
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>>57205715
Those are the contacts for the fuse that is supposed to be soldered on top of it.

>fa/g/s these days
>>
>>57224212
>what is an iMac
>>
>>57207685
>hating on the hammerhead eagle i-thrust.

That fucking thing was revolutionary, a pioneer in PHEV vehicles.
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>>57216474

>that crowd gathering

kek
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>>57204951
>LE EDGY CONTRARIAN HIPSTER IM GLAD HES GONE MAYMAY XdxdxdzDDdDXxd
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>>57214280
Fucking this.
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>>57205608
It still exists
there's a free version
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>>57212925
We do though.
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>>57224775
>Tolerate me, please

Is this Jap culture?
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>>57214280
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>57209068
Maybe he's really blind or has shaky hands.
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