/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for xiaomeme mi key

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representing for BM-800 before anyone asks for a mic recommendation

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>>57192673
Searching for dw 36mm brings up this result

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/women-unisex-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-dress-Thin-Male-nylon-Strap-Casual-Quartz-lady-Sports-Wrist/32754607551.html

No logo. I assume seller hides it because ali deletes fake dw otherwise. I pm'd seller to send me real pics to see if there's solo and to confirm it's 36mm and not 40

I don't like these kind of straps though, can I just order any kind of replacement straps? What do I need to look out for to make sure they'll fit this wathc?

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>>57193801

>Buy RMN3P
>Try official unlock
>Not connected to mi Phone
>Try unofficial unlock
>Stupid hard brick
>Try Test point, the last line of defense to help me fix it
>No test points anywhere

I'm an idiot. I didn't even get to use the phone at all.

>>57193742
We really need a chink shit version of either this or that apple guy pic. Except with tons of xiaomi stuff, 7d mangos, BMCV, etc

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I've just bought this, any comments?

>>57193801
I'd actually prefer one without logo

/csg/ approved led bulbs that won't burn your house down: Foxanon Smart IC

>>57193832
Be extra gently not to break the cable

>>57193812
You don't need to unlock it to flash custom bootloader & rom & root

What is the best chink shit item you've bought for under $2?

>>57193767
anything with a similar build but with a control?

>>57193876
It's dead anyhow, but it's interesting to know. Mind shooting me a link? Will give me something to read while I drown my sorrows.

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>>57193832
hope you didn't get fakes

still working on an infographic here, hard part is coming up with tech recommendations, anyone here own a drone and is willing to give a (thorough) review?

>>57193832
Good purchase.
In the same pricerange, some people would say other headphones are better, but it's really just a matter of preference.
I'm using KZ ZS3 along with the Rock Zircon, and while I sliiightly prefer the sound of the ZS3, the Zircons have better build quality.
They've done a great job with the tips, though. I'm using the Zircon eartips on all my other IEMs.

>>57193884
Screen protector, I guess.
Or 100 spring bars for my watches.

>>57193903
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/method-to-flash-twrp-recovery-unlock-t3473294

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>>57193913
>anyone here own a drone
I have a few, yes.
>willing to give a (thorough) review?
Define thorough.

>>57193860
not everyone chews their earphone cable, autist
>t. using zircons for half a year no probs

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>>57193884
This

>>57193977
they'll have contact failure with just normal use

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>>57193884
This pussy magnet

>>57193993
nice smartwitch senpai

>>57193884
Other than the Gearbest Tencentageddon with all the $0.10 little gadgets (best time in /csg/ history by far), I'd say the best <$2 thing was some o-rings for my chink mech. I made the mistake of getting blues and the novelty of the insanely loud clacking wore off in about two days. O-rings made it bearable.

>>57193794
whats a good mic arm for this? i just bought a bm800 but going to need some way to hold it

wuts the best meme based webcam for streaming

>>57194103
neewer mic arm is good. I got mine off Amazon but I know you can find it in all the chinky spots. You can balance the mic on your desk by using the shock mount in the meantime.

Someone who owns a chink nomos watch tell me the strap width please

>>57194119
none, just get the c920

>>57193913

I hope so: aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html

>>57193914
Thanks, I hope I like them, I am not audiophily or anything. I may but kz zs3 aswell.

>>57194119
chinks are horrible at cameras other than action cams. Get a C920, they aren't expensive for what they offer.

>>57193991
this

especially true for chinkphones

>>57193914
>>57193914
Are the kz zs3 wireless/bluetooth?

>>57194242
Was it really easier to ask here, instead of pressing ctrl+t, typing five letters and pressing enter?

Getting the five bux fake DW 36mm watch, but wanna get a proper strap. Straps under five bux look like shit. Would it be silly to spend more on the strap than on the watch itself?

>>57194265
The one with no logo?

>>57194264
was it really easier to type that whole sentence than just give a simple yes or no?

>>57194303
I don't mind going through the trouble of typing a short sentence, so I can send a message. It's a matter of principles.

I have a coupon for 25 bucks off on Ebay
what chinky shit should I get?

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LUL this watch
http://s.aliexpress.com/nYRzuUJz

>>57194316
Kzs are shit detachable cable for no reason.. maybe if it was bluetooth thatd be good but its worthless. garbage

>>57194336
I fail to see the issue. I just have the option to remove the cable.

>>57194355
its worthless if your cables busted or something you could just buy another pair

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>>57194300
Yes. I wouldn't mind if it came without logo, since minimalism is the whole point of this watch.
But I think it's just chink tactics to avoid being taken down. The seller's page also sells a DW box where they just shooped "LOGO" and "DVV" on top.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ORIGINAL-BOX-FOR-DW-STYLE-watch-BOX/2530011_32747821076.html

Are you getting it too? What kind of strap would you get?

>>57194378
Right, but what's the issue? Sure it's a worthless feature, but it does by no means get in the way.

>>57193986
bladee pls go

>>57194386
I don't know why anon has a rodent in his rectum over the removable cable, but I will note it's not the usual Shure type you might expect.

>>57194384
If it includes the logo then i'm gonna get it for my gf with the pink-white strap

>>57194440
I'll report back if they reply to my PM and confirm with photos

>>57194461
thanks senpai

>>57193801
After you buy it ask seller to put a DW logo on it and they'll do it for you.

>>57194330
>what time is it
>it's just coming up to 9.00477796077 o'clock

>>57193884
This. 99 cent flashlight. It's not very bright but it's perfect for going around the house at night. Just last night my dermatitis was flaring up again so I used it to go to the bathroom and put my hydrocortisone cream up by just the light of the torch. It's pretty sweet. It's far less bright and has a messier beam than the meme Creelights but I still like it more.

The ebay listing I ordered it from is gone now but I'm pretty sure this is the exact same light. I've already ordered another one in blue this time (92 cents on the app): https://www.aliexpress.com/item/torch/32721800559.html

I have like 3 other chink flashlights on the way besides that one too that are all under $2. I'm addicted.

>>57194386
Cause i thought it was gonna be bluetooth and it wasnt REEEEE

Are there any chink watches with lume (glow in the dark)
>inb4 cancer
No, SrAl is chemically inert, and it's behind glass. They would actually need to put effort into making it dangerous, and that's the one thing they don't do.
>>57193375
Yeah, battery and/or mini solar panel. I can't hook it up to the quad since I want to leave it there, possibly with a hook or something to retrieve it.

>>57194693
Get the KZ HDSE if you want bluetooth, $11 on gearbest

>>57194330
Hes autism is somewhat at its most extreme when its 3(pi -0.14) o clock

>>57194760
Not him, but I've been looking at the KZ HDSE. I just couldn't justify the price earlier, but for $11 I might as well go for it.
Anyone already have them?

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Don't forget to order your fidget cubes from Aliexpress NOW and not only spend less than the Kickstarter people did but also get it before the "official" December Kickstarter shipping date!

>>57194760
is there any truly wireless chink earbuds?

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>>57194820

>Not waiting until the price goes down

>>57194858
Shut up you stupid laowai, the prices will never go down. Now buy my-I mean their-fidget cubes. And rate 5 star!!!

>>57194789
Yes, several anons have got them
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S57024504#p57030300
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56932610#p56935619

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>>57194820
I put it on my aliexpress wish list just so that I can follow if the price goes down. Wouldn't pay over $5 for that though, might as well get pic related instead

>>57194820
Are you getting kickback commissions from the chink Fidget people? Jesus.

>>57194892
Then I'll be ordering them. Thanks, anon.
I've already got Mpow Wolverine, which are great, but my autism wants something more to choose between.

>>57194940
Who do I need to talk to to shill for the chinks for money? I'm a NEET and need more income for video games and chinkshit purchases.

Is there any difference between Redmi Note 3 Pro and RN3P Special Edition besides the extra 4G bands on the Special Edition?

>>57194876

I was actually thinking of rating everything I buy 1 star for giggles to see what happens

>>57195042
>anon singlehandedly creates another mass purge in China

>>57193719
Have anyone here bought a <100$ projector here, I feel like byuing one and would like to know whats it like. Mostly gonna use it for watching anime.

>>57194739
Is this noctilucent enough for you? If it's a bit too showy then search "noctilucent watch" to find something less tasteful.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/understated-elegance/32616149831.html

Build a potato cannon and harness the power of ballistics to launch your wireless AP spoofer onto that roof. If I remember I'll try my X8 with 200g of weight tomorrow as long as it's not raining.

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Is there a better way to spend 60 cents?
http://s.aliexpress.com/FZ3iMN32

>>57195011
The special edition (Kate) is 2mm longer so cases for the regular RN3P (Kenzo) won't fit. From my understanding you can install custom roms made for Kenzo on the Kate through a few extra steps.

>>57195127
So in terms of 3G networks, performance etc., they're the same?

>>57194999
Chink affiliate schemes are absolute garbage, like 8-11% and they always change the terms on you to get you the least money possible. Don't bother.

The best way to get rich off chink shit is becoming a reseller, especially if you sell android TV boxes to old people with everything configured. Buy up a lot of meme shit and sell it at a stall somewhere, you'll make money. Hurry though, pajeets have caught on and started chink shit stalls. Try and think out of the box unlike your average pajeet.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/knockoff-aeropress/1907407_32712883288.html

Nice.

>>57195146
pajeet doesn't think out of the box, he poos out of the box

Does anyone know what the ballpark range is for the Baofeng UV-5R with stock antenna and line of sight? Looking at getting two since I'm going to be doing some adventuring soon. Also nice to have I guess.

what earbuds do i buy

>>57195195
>stock antenna
don't bother, it's complete and utter garbage. Barely works. Get a Nagoya-NA771 and you get great range. It's hard to give a ballpark because a ton of factors matter (buildings, terrain, weather etc).

>>57195195
Couple of miles. Don't use the stock antenna though, it's shit. Use these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/moshi-moshi-autism-desu/32593039947.html

>>57195205
KZ EDR2
KZ ATE
KZ ZS3
Rock Zircon
Monks

>>57195205
If you want one good set, Senfer UES. Otherwise pick a couple of those >>57195243

>>57195059
If your expectations are low, they are ok, low light, low resolution, and a bit noisy

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>>57195084
Yes, these Totoro plushies for 60cents

http://s.aliexpress.com/item/3Colors-Kawaii-5CM-TOTORO-Stuffed-TOY-Plush-String-TOY-BAG-Key-Chain-Charm-Wedding-Bouquet-TOY/32674761624.html

>>57195205
Xiaomi Hybrids

>>57195195
>>57195208
What do you guys use the Baofeng radio for? Is it possible to use it for a pirate radio station?

>>57195259
I wish I could bring myself to shell out those $20-30 for those Senfers.

>>57195269
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3Colors-Kawaii-5CM-TOTORO-Stuffed-TOY-Plush-String-TOY-BAG-Key-Chain-Charm-Wedding-Bouquet-TOY/32674761624.html

>>57195084
Added to cart

>>57195284
You can listen to pirate radio stations but if you transmit you're gonna get fucked.

The best normie solution is an RTL-SDR, it plugs in USB port and you can listen to whatever you want better than a Baofeng.

>>57195208
Mainly comms with a friend 900m across campus. Everything is flat and no building is higher than 3 storeys in the whole town.

Later on might do some hunting/hiking/fishing but at no point should I ever be more than a few kilometers from a proper ground based transmitter or other parties.

>>57195220
I'm assuming that's a couple of miles with a good replacement antenna?

>>57195136
Yes

How are the Xiaomi Piston 3's?

>>57195309
No, couple of miles stock. Tried a new pair the other day and got 2 miles clear as a bell, bit of static when my buddy walked into a tin shed though.

>>57195285
Do it faggot. They're great.

>>57195373
discontinued

>>57195373
They're out of production. Don't buy Piston Basic, Colorful or Youth edition, they're inferior to the Piston 3 and there's better earphones around
>>57195243

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>>57195417
just do yourself a favour and skip straight to some $500 ones since you've clearly decided you want in on the placebo autism meme

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>>57193962
can you list the pros/cons for them, battery life, ease of use, whether you would buy it again, how often you use them and for what purpose?

love, nsa

>>57195461
does anyone here know the source of this

>>57193794
What all extra do you need to get with this? Just a phantom power supply, right?

>>57195502
better to just get a full setup and be done with it

>>57195461
>when you came but she still sucking

>>57195146
>10%
Is there any minimum amount? I'd happily shill chink products to myself for a 10% discount.
The most profitable is chinking the (eBay/wish) chinks and reselling that.
>>57195063
>>57194739
>potato cannon
Aren't those very big and noisy? (uuuu) Won't the raspi/battery get damaged on impact?
Could I just use a long hollow plastic pole and a piece of thread to put it up there maybe?
Also, if I'm doing what you're implying, what's a good chink antenna?

Yazole 327 looks better, thanks anon

>>57195502
Phantom power or mixer/audio interface (used is best)
Mic scissor stand
Extra cables if needed (you need one XLR to XLR cable and one XLR to 3.5mm for a phantom power box)

>>57195437
Which one of these >>57195243
do you recommed?

>>57195540
It's not a 10% discount, it's 10% sales commission. Since most people only buy cheap shit you get L I T E R A L L Y pennies on each sale. And yeah, usually the minimum amount before cashing out is $100 (Paypal cashout subject to fees), $1000 (direct bank transfer).

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where is my keyboard you chink bastards?

>>57195461
>anything over $5 is $500

How's life in the ghetto?

>>57195165
>mouth cancer
They have ceramic V60 for $13 and chemex for $20 too.
Can't find any kettles or filters though, have a link?

>>57195497
https://youtu.be/L34S4Tt1EuQ

I've never even browsed AliExpress before today. I always figures it was a scam and everything was filled with lead or laced with arsenic.

I have on question, when something is less than $1, but there's a button that says "Seller $1 coupon" WTF does that mean? is it free?

>>57195612
Remember, anything big or heavy isn't getting free shipping.

>>57195619
It'll be $1 off if you spend $20.

>>57195308
Can't you have multiple synched transmitters with constantly changing power amounts? As long as they're synced I don't see what could go wrong. You could use chink sbcs+hacked wifi+public toilets for a low-cost solution, for instance

>>57195619
$1 off on your purchase of $999 or more

>>57195646
The local hams will triangulate you for sport. They are extremely autistic.

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Senfer UES or Senfer 4in1?

>>57195562
Depends on what music you listen to and how much bass you want

>>57195657
hahahahahahahaha

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>>57195646
You'll end up being spotted by some ham radio maniac who will get in his van and drive around all night and day foxhunting your signal until he finds you and gives you a stern talking to.

Or the radio companies will find out and send you a fine.

Just go and get your ham radio license, it costs next to nothing and means you get a dope callsign to abuse dads all over the world with. Don't be a dick and bog down the airwaves with your McDonalds public toilet hacked radio crap.

>>57195668
I listen to all kinda of music but mainly Rock, Metal, Punk, Electronic
I also use earbuds for porn and things like podcasts

>>57195700
>using earbuds for porn instead of comfy over-ear headphones
???

>>Chink Shit Randomiser
>http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

A few years back I remember someone made a program that'd scrap ebay for shit under $1 with free shipping and every day buy something. The idea was he liked opening packages and for < $30 a month, he'd get to open new random shit that even he didn't know what was inside. It was like a cheap Christmas every single day. Surely someone could do that with this scrapper.

Hell if you wanted to profit from it you could make it a service. People pay $30 subscription fee and you buy shit for them for less than $1 addressed to their house. You keep the change.

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Anyone know of any good chink products with this kind of industrial design, transparent cases, visible cables etc.
The VE Monks have this look and I love it.

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should I wear them like this, if yes is rock zircon a good alternative?

(kz-ate)

How do all the popular meme earphones compare to Apple's EarPods? I've never really seen them compared to anything else except other chink earphones.

>>57195731
>looking like an autist in public with huge headphones on

>>57195765
Apple headphones are shit, m8. Pretty much every pair of $5 chinkphones is superior.

>>57195767
>watching porn in public

>>57195767
>watching porn in public

>>57195665
UES m8

>>57195568
I know it's not a discount, but if I resell/buy for private use I can use my own affiliate link. How do I dropship? Doba has absolute shit catalog

>>57195746
>Hell if you wanted to profit from it you could make it a service. People pay $30 subscription fee and you buy shit for them for less than $1 addressed to their house. You keep the change.
That's pretty much Loot Crate

>>57195763
That's the only way to wear them, and Zyklons are pure nigbass compared to ATE.

>>57195803
I've been thinking we should maybe start up a Chink Shit Crate using our combined powers of chink shit.

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>>57195806
it's like wearing fedoro, what to buy?

>>57195662
If there are multiple signals with changing power amounts they'd have to be multiple people over a long time.
>>57195693
But I won't touch them after placing them.
I don't live in the US, this is only a hypothetical discussion.

Anyone tried reselling lock picks, stash cans, knives, the like on dark net markets?

>>57195765
I finally got around to try the earpods the other day, as I got them with my phone. I don't know what I expected, but I was still disappointed. They're absolute garbage.
I've got the ZS2, EDR2, Mpow Wolverine and Zircons, all of which are heaps better than the earpods.

>>57195803
Except lootcrate ships once a month, requires a warehouse to store good, more packaging and shipping costs. The only costs to this would be the cost of server space and a lawyer for when you ship them explosive 100 000 mah battery.

>>57195462
>pros
They are fun to fly and some of them can take some nice videos.
The feeling I get from flying them is vaguely similar to how I felt in my first few years of motorcycling
>cons
Beyond helping a neighbour inspect his roof once they have served no practical purpose whatsoever.
I give oral sex to strangers in DIY superstore car parks to provide for my habit.
I unironically answer obvious bait posts about quadcopters.
>battery life
Pretty much always 5-10 minutes. Bigger battery != longer flight time because the motors have to work harder to keep it in the air.
>whether you would buy it again
I will repair/replace the X250, X100 and Falcon as and when they break. I'll end up giving the rest away.
>how often you use them
No longer daily because the nights are drawing in and it's not really light enough when I get in of an evening now.
>for what purpose
S/D/P + Commuting.

>>57195540
Yes, hence my suggestion of taping a bunch of garden canes together. Make sure you tape them so as to create one long supercane though instead of just creating a gigantic faggot because there's already enough of them here. If you're concerned about subtlety then be warned that the X8 isn't exactly quiet.

>>57195829
They're like that for a reason, and it works. Get some Xiaomeme Hybrids if you want to spend a little more money to be a cool kid.

>>57195847
m8 hams are autistic as fuck, they're all over, and all they do is talk to each other. OTOH get your license and you can tell them to go fuck themselves.

>>57195857
how are zircons?

>>57195746
I wish the randomizer had a sub $2 option, I try to keep buying some $1-2 shit every now and then just for the fun of receiving stuff, but it can be hard to find things to buy. Gearbest has this page for $1 stuff but aliexpress has way better selection http://www.gearbest.com/zone-deals.html

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I bought them.. Am I going to be dissapointed?

>>57195875
But would they even be able to triangulate the signal? If the transmitters are dense enough, they signal will be essentially even, and the small differences will be concealed by the shifting power. Am I misssing something?

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Chink'd amp anon here

Someone asked how the tube amp sounded, and im here with an answer!

It sounds good i guess. I didnt notice any distortion or static noise. Except when it gets loud, then the sound quality goes down, but the volume does need to go up very, very loud.

On a side the chink HV-50 sound good too, probably going to switch to it as my daily driver. Not sure what to do with the tube preamp tho..

Anyway, im going to have theese tested by a friend who has the proper equipment to do so and i'll report back what i find.

>>57195894
300 GB points were added to your account please check total by the end of the week

>>57195916
i need prices and also a 24bit 96khz dac recommendation

>>57195903
Doubt it, unless you're some kind of an audiophile autist

>>57195792
Why?

>>57195875
>you can tell them to go fuck themselves
This seems like a good use of my time. Can you get your ham license revoked for that?

>>57195829
where can i buy this VR headset

>>57195894
wow its all fucking garbage

>>57195905
They do it as a sport son, unless you think you can out-autism people who do it competitively for prizes...

>>57195922
>>57195978
That was kinda my point

>>57195886
Out of the ones that I have, the Zircons are the best all-around headphones. I also enjoy the overall build quality. Especially the "head" of the headphone jack (as seen in >>57195903), is a nice touch.
You definitely can't go wrong with the Zircons, unless you only listen to a specific genre of music.

The only thing I really dislike about them, is how the piece with the button is round, so it's much harder to find the play/pause button, especially if you're wearing gloves. It looks neater, but it sacrifices some functionality.

>>57195903
That'd be weird.

>>57195969
Probably if you use the actual word fuck. There are many way to tell somebody to go fuck themselves though, as any office worker will tell you.

>>57196004
thanks i'm buying one

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Prank your friend by giving him lung cancer
http://s.aliexpress.com/3qIr6jIj

>>57195903
They need at least 200 hours of burn-in to brighten the mids and firm up the sub-4Hz tones. And it's very important that you only play Mmm Bop by Hanson for the burn in period or else the treble will end up too crunchy.

besides a mic arm for my new bm500 what other audio equip should i chink it up with? i have a high end DAC already.

i make music a computer sometimes so i love having any sort audio shit to fuck with.

>>57195983
But I do. Even if they get one, it won't really acconplish anything.

>>57196024
>200 hours of burn-in
open up the autismo placebo floodgates

AliExpress mentions extra customs charges that I may need to pay on arrival. This will be my first purchase, so I'm curious:

As an Amerifat buying replacement 3DS components, how much should I expect to pay for a purchase of around $35?

>>57195754
Phone in your picture is quite nice with android, but the price jumped from $60 to $150+ a while ago.

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>>57196051
>extra customs charges

>>57195871
Maybe improve on the randomness by randomly giving good stuff to people, almost like a lottery. That way even if people get shit they don't want every day, which they will, they'll know there's still a chance they'll get something super great!!

You could do this either by having a very simple in house review system so you could empirically catalog which $1 are hot and which are not, then have each user do a dice roll to decide if they get a "HOT" item or a "not." Make sure the user sees the dice roll to add to that addictive feeling. Alternatively you could ship out stuff greater than $1 once a week-once a month. Or select 1 random user to receive an awesome prize over $50. Or any combination of those.

>>57196051
If they take a month to arrive, they'll arrive after the election. In other words, a lot.

>>57196020
they use to sell that shit in spencer's gift shop before it became Hot Topic 2.0 It's just hot spices

Today I ordered

>Rock Zircons
>dw watch
>strap for the watch
>2x braided microusb cables

you memed me into it

>>57196082
Or you curate them, so people don't get the shit items. Or you send better items close to the beginning. The dice roll will be detached due to slow shipping.

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sup, does anyone know how much tome does it take for items from gearbest to arrive in Slovenia with the unregistered mail? and does it make a difference - registered/unregistered?
thanks fellows

>>57196049
Good luck with that. Don't spend too much.

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>>57196106
>Rock Zircons

>>57196111
30-60d
No
>>57196112
Don't live in US, this was hypothetical

>>57196051
Non that I have experienced living in burgerland

Is there some huge-ass sale on Ali at 11/11?

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These usb rechargeable cigarette lighters any good?

Are the fluke multimeter's being sold on Goybest genuine?

http://www.gearbest.com/measurement-analysis/pp_153176.html?vip=218076

>>57196073
Sorry, didn't know how else to say it. From Ali:
>Orders may need to clear customs in your country.
>Please check if your order will incur additional import duties, taxes or other customs related charges.
>Import duties, taxes or other customs charges will be collected by the shipping company upon delivery.

I've never bought something directly from another country, so I have zero experience with this; I don't even know how/where to check. If it's $32 for the part, $5 in shipping, and around $10 to get it through customs, I'm better off spending the extra $5 and buying it off eBay so it doesn't take a month to show up.

>>57196143
That's good to hear.

>>57196161
Singles day

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any /csg/ approved Aux cords? i need one for my car
I was thinking about https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MyGeek-3-5mm-jack-audio-cable-3-5mm-male-to-male-90-degree-right-angle-flat/32711686574.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10069_10084_10083_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10070_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_8&btsid=0ddcd518-5a50-493f-9743-4c535980ca33

>>57196173
>I'm better off spending the extra $5 and buying it off eBay so it doesn't take a month to show up.
FOH stop wasting our time. we're all audiophiles here

>>57196165
Yes, that's a chink market only model.

>>57196176
More like quads day amirite

>>57196173
>and around $10 to get it through customs
yep just like the movie midnight express

>>57196182
Ugreen or Rock, a bit pricey but 100% quality. The one you linked looks fine too

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Hey, what kind of usb does this mp3 use?? Please help

>>57196234
medium

>>57196239
What

>>57196234
Small or medium probably

>>57196233
thanks

>>57196234
That's mini-USB m8. Not micro.

>>57196258
What

>>57196234
>xlr with a phantom amp
digital vintage warmer optional

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Bootlego on Ali is surprisingly high-quality for being under a buck, and you can get the characters you actually want for once. This is as close as I can get to owning KOTOR shit

>>57196268
>optional

>>57195195
>Baofeng UV-5R
Get the UV-82. It's better looking and more powerful, currently only $31.

Range is about 5-7km

>>57196270

Link?

I want KOTOR shit

>>57196234
Mini usb-a

>>57196234
This is Mini USB. The pictured cable is A to mini B.

Also this is an interesting looking MP3 player. It's almost like an old iPod Shuffle but takes a MicroSD and uses a normal cable instead of a proprietary dock.

>>57196239
>>57196258
Idiots. These things have names. Use the names if you want people to understand you. These are USB sockets, not coffee sizes.

>>57196127
but it says 15-30 days ;^[[

>>57196285
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Single-Minifigures-Star-Wars-7-The-Force-Awakens-Kylo-Ren-BB-8-TIE-Pilot-Building-Block/32534141453.html

>>57196270
I wish the chinks made a donald trump minifig

>>57196234
vente with a add a shot

>>57196270
I saw that. Was it $1 a piece or for the whole set?

>>57196234
Link?

>>57196162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8

>>57196307
Dooku's hair painted yellow on SHEEV's head would probably work

>>57196318
A buck apiece, but it looks like it's now 86 cents for the most complex figs now

>>57196297
It's the new /csg/ memep3 player. They're around $1 on aliexpress.

>>57196322
You can buy a very similar one on ali for 83 cents and it has surprisingly good sound quality


>>57196239
>>57196258
>>57196264
>>57196268
>>57196286
>>57196297
>>57196316
Thanks for the ones who helped

>>57196344
>the new /csg/ memep3 player
It doesn't look as enjoyable to use as the Ruizu

>>57195765
Apple earpods are decent for in box earbuds, dont let contrarian autists fool you. They are about as good as VE Monks ($5) and are audibly outclassed by Rock Zircons ($10 and not even the best of chinkphones). I assume Rock Mulas and other $5 chinkphones are on the same level.

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>>57196350
>>57196322

>>57196360
Are you planning to buy phone charger too?

>>57195983
Most of them do it for free. Hams are massive circlejerking autists.

>>57196369
No why

>>57196356
I suppose it depends whether you want bigger with a screen or tiny and without... actually how the fuck you you turn shuffle on and off on these? The iPod Shuffle had a switch on it, this doesn't.

>>57196356
Yeah but $1

>>57196356
>>57196344
>>57196297
>>57196234
Been using these 1bux mp3 for a year at least. They're great for the gym or running.

>>57196024
I made the same mistake on mine. If you put your ears close to the earbuds you can hear the treble crack, snap, and pop.

>>57196051
Americans dont pay customs unless its worth over $800

>>57193884
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-TENGA-EGG-Male-Masturbator-Japan-Egg-Silicon-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket-Realistic-6-Variety-with/32439638530.html

>>57196234
You've seriously never seen a USB mini before?!

>>57196425
Only 1 in my 22 years

>>57196358
>about as good as VE Monks

>>57196438
leave the house once in a while

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>>57196304

>>57196344
What did I miss? Those things will die after 2-4 months by the way. But the RuizuX02 will also die in a year or two so whatever.

Are there any Wireless Bluetooth earphones with a mic that also happen to have very good sound quality? If possible something quite low profile unlike most Bluetooth earphones which always seem to have an enormous bulbous design.

Mostly just want to use it for my PS4 since connecting earphones into the controller is dumb.

>>57196448
>C-3PO on a bike

gib link pl0x

>>57196358
>They are about as good as VE Monks
What the everflying fuck are you talking about?

>>57196438
It's used on PS3 controllers. Never seen one of those?

>>57196467
>>57196446
They are just slightly worse, its not a night and day difference you stinky chinky shills say it is/

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Fucks sake,
What do I do know to take my money back? Will they refund right away or do I need to do anything?

>>57196468
No

>>57196447
I do a lot :^}

>>57196457
bikes are seperate
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/star_niggers/32753112541.html

>>57196456
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cyberpunk/32563245118.html

So I bought a Benjie S5 and a shark sd card, spent about $30. how long can i expect it to get to me in the UK? Its been over a week now, and the courier still shows as "not with us yet"

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>>57196496
>how long can i expect it to get to me in the UK

>>57196496
Ive been waiting 2 weeks so far, unregistered, but I expect it maybe this friday or saturday

>>57196493
Jesus, anon, I'm not cool enough for this

>>57196496
By Christmas if you're lucky

>ordering shit from china
>actually expending mental energy to think it will show up in a timely manner

i just order shit and then forget about it and end up pleasantly surprised when it shows up

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>>57196516
>cool
the word is alpha

>>57196493
This is exactly the opposite of what I was looking for and so far out of what I even considered that I now have to buy it.

Anon, you're a fucking champ.

>>57196558
Alpha?

Get on my level. At least go for beta, if not release candidate.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pokemon-pokemon-trumpet-Pikachu-furnishing-articles-dolls-toy-doll-toys/32705326029.html
>25 cents a piece

This makes me wish I had a gacha machine.

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>>57196483
>that store name
kek

>>57196572
This seller is selling it with all three color lenses so you can swap it out yourself

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Augmented/1546040_32600096876.html

>>57196496
everything i order on ali takes at least two weeks to get here (hawaii)

>order two similar things I have a semi urgent need for
>one with epacket
>other with sellers choice
>sellers choice comes first
Waste of $1

>>57196613
I ordered it from gaybeast

>>57196590
>random
All I want is that Stitch

>>57196572
So what you're saying is, you never asked for this?

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-Dragon-Ball-Z-T-Shirt-Son-Goku-Tee-Shirt-Short-Sleeve/32640704334.html
>$7.96

It's front and back.
if only it would arrive before Halloween

>>57196623
oh that's pretty weird then, i've bought multiple xiaomi earphones from there and theyve all come within the week

>>57196664
underage pls leave

>>57196024
is this just a meme? please tell me

>>57196622
Kek

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why are we still memeing rock zircons
these things die after a couple weeks

don't get me wrong, they work great (for about 2 months)

>>57196645
No anon, I never asked for this, but since its here now its happening anyway.

If I wasn't on mobile I'd post one of many zoomed words Adam Jensen memes.

Can't wait to don these and have people tell me I look even more fucking retarded than usual!

>>57196664
Saw these the other day. Still debating on getting the vegeta armor one

>>57196698
Why

>>57196727
Because Zircons are nigbass, and niggers chimp out and break things on at least a weekly basis.

>>57196687
Listen to your brand new Zircons for half an hour, then let them burn in to Mmm Bop for 200 hours and tell me you don't notice the improved soundstage, superior psychoacoustics and generally higher resolution euphonics.

>>57196760
So you are just retarded

>>57196350
>>57196360
I already have that one.

>>57196438
Holy shit, I've seen tons of those, and I've not even lived for 22 years!

>>57196785
After the time when every phone needed other chargers, the smarthphone era phones here had micro usbs

>>57196779
ooga booga

>>57196843
wea da wyte wooman at?

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>>57196843

>>57196698
Xiaomimeme masterrace.

>>57196843
were da bass at?

>>57196825
What does that have to do with anything, mini was and is still used for lots of devices.

>>57196880
Not around here

>>57196877
>Xiaomi
how do you say it?
chai-o-me? my mom says i-ao-me

>>57196919
Are you retarded anon?

>>57193819
I don't get the mangos. I can get them locally (local grocery store in Canada) for cheaper.

>>57196925
it's more like show-me

>>57196698
What earbuds do you suggest I buy then?!?

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>>57196949
Most people here are either shut in professional autists or flyover bumpkins with no local access to anything more exotic than pasta sauce in a jar

>>57196969
$500 custom built with integral vintage digital warmer.

>>57196981
I cant afford it

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>>57196981
don't tease me i already fapped today

>>57197004
Pic always funny

Narrowed my choice of BT earphone down to essential 3 potentials:

Rock Muo - only because Zircon are apparently the hot meme. Earphone design is exactly what I'm looking for but the little pendant type thing that has controls/battery is somewhat offputting.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ROCK-Muo/32674262086.html

QKZ QG8 - really don't mind hook type earphones but would prefer tiny little in ear modules.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QKZ-QG8/32691106073.html

Meizu EP51 - these seem to the nicest of the designs that house the battery and other electronics in the actual buds.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/In-Stock-Original-Meizu-EP51-Sports-Bluetooth-Earphones-Stereo-Headset-Nano-Waterproof-Aluminium-Alloy-Support-IOS/32656137274.html

If anyone has any of these then please advise. Deciding factor is sound quality over anything else. I'm almost completely indifferent to price at this point.

>>57197088
http://www.gearbest.com/eh/pp_355172.html

>>57197088
all suck buy wired ones

Sorry, your card is unable to authorised. Please try another card or choose a different payment method. (Error Code:430285)


fffffffffffffffffffffssssss

>>57197170
>>57197180
The thing is, I don't want to have some shifty wire dangling around and getting caught on things. Plus the PS4 controller is pretty fucked with using any earphones with an inline mic other than the dogshit Sony ones, and I'm hoping Bluetooth could fix this.

What are the cheapest bluetooth earphones from Ali?

Sound quality isn't that much of an issue, will use them to play white noise only.

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Anybody knows about any cheap chink composite to VGA converters and where I could get them?

What are some earbuds to get now that one of the wires is clipped and almost broken on my piston 3's? I don't like nigga bass, I prefer balanced, but I've never tried v shaped and am curious about it.

>>57197228
You coil up the wire and clip that thing on to your shirt. I've had one of those hooked up to my ear defenders at work for the past 4 years so I can take phone calls, and they work flawlessly.

>>57197300
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/that-was-hard-to-search/32606056667.html

>>57197275
KZ HDSE. great for the price

>>57197370
That's component not composite you retard.

>>57197394
>t. retard that can't look it up himself

i just asked for 900 GB points to review playstore. i said i needed to make space on my phone and had to delete important apps like you told me to. im nervous wish me luck

>>57197394
You think I'm doing your work for you? That was a mere demonstration of my arcane powers.

>>57195951
UEs are neutral/balance
4in1 are treblenigger

Anyone know if there are any chink versions of Brainwavz HM5 earpads?

>>57197632
those knock offs of the knock offs. i forget

>>57197563
>they only offered 500
do i take it or?

is there any chink ebook readers that are decent?

>>57197988
Take it

>>57197988
take it, don't let your inner jew control you since they might change their opinion.

>>57196234
Bait

>>57197998
>>57198006
i guess $10 toward the money im saving for a meme quadcopter ain't bad

>>57197563
Did they ask you to do reviews before, or did you just ask them for points

>>57198121
they asked me to do 3 reviews paid 300 points each so far.

>>57198152
Did you do anything special for them to ask you to do that? They never asked me... ;_;

>>57197326
Please advise

>>57198245
nope just reviewed some headphones i bought with pics. they asked if i was interested and then sent links to review sites. im up to $30 but i gotta spend $100 to get that $30 off, check the site there's many ways to get points. i was looking at the pro program.

what are the best chink mouse and mechanical keyboard for cs:go?

>>57198334
shutup queer

>>57198393
new thread when?

>>57197991
No, chinks cannot into e-ink.
A Kindle is your best option, get a blacklisted one off eBay if you don't plan on paying for anything.
Wexler Flex is quite nice but it's a curiosity more than anything, and Russian besides. I like mine a lot but then I also have a Kindle Voyage.

>>57194820

>find it
>link contains "Subject=gay-autistic-toy"

>>57198519
Hello newfriend.

>>57198334
you dont need mech/gaymer mouse to do decently in games, until you are making money off it they are just a waste

i'm looking for a very cheap "mechanical" keyboard for my old pc, any recommendations?

Just got this:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ORICO-1106SS-CD-ROM-Space-HDD-Mobile-Rack-Internal-3-5-Inch-HDD-Convertor-Enclosure-Black/32263322476.html
Works great. Doesn't come with a SATA cable though. Make sure the port you plug it into can do hotplug.

>>57198534
>"mechanical"

You "probably" want an "Ajazz" AK33, "a" Motospeed "Inflictor" or a Noppoo "Lolita" "Spyder".

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So I have been eyeing a Yotaphone 2. Have never purchased anything from these Chinese sites before, but this is just too tempting.

This link has it, and they will ship the YD201 straight here.
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/International-Version-YOTA-YotaPhone-2-YD201-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-800-5-0-Inch-FHD-Always-on-E/32727803466.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10069_10084_10083_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10070_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=aff8a52b-9cff-4ed4-b19d-97b7254ff7f9

Any reason not too? Seems dirt cheap and a neat device.

So I got myself one of these some weeks ago when it was on sale

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tacticool-chinkery/32374251743.html

Now that the weather's gone shitty I can say it's really fucking nice. Highly recommended.

can anyone help me find cheap shit like this?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/10pcs-USB-Memory-Card-Reader-Hit-Cheap-High-Speed-usb2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash/2383009_32724622028.html

>>57198651
Get it

>>57198780
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/turk/32705994678.html

>>57198797
Lol

>>57198651
Seems like Tomtop has the cheapest one right now.

>>57198849

Only about $4 difference, right? Wanted some other little things from ali too.

>>57198780
samefag here. if anyone is interested, the cheapest I could find is
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Puscard-New-High-Speed-USB-2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash-TF-M2-Memory/32563283905.html
note: *10* pieces / lot

>>57198797
>turk
lel

>>57198864
That's 60+ plastic Turks you're talking about.
Plus Ali's a marketplace, they're not going to consolidate shipping or anything.

Any one have any luck/recommendations for a chink-shit emulator that'd be decent for GBA/SNES titles? Going to setup a Pi for home use but want a brick to take on flights and shit.

Is there any mechanical keyboard bases or whatever like the dorks on reddit build with custom keycaps and shit

i bought a mech a year or two back, it was was a gigabyte osmium which is a great keyboard but i cant use the aesthetic as fuck meme keycap sets and i kinda want a 10 keyless one.

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Did Xiaomi create a brand called 'Yi' and just release a 4k digital camera?

>>57199141
Yis

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>>57199141

>>57199141

It is micro four thirds.

Somewhat small sensor, but it should still have some pretty nice image quality.

>>57198892
> they're not going to consolidate shipping or anything.


Good point. Plus I could get super fast shipping dirt cheap from tomtop.

So i ordered about $17 of stuff on Gearbest and paid with Paypal. On GBs website, it says that it has been paid for and is shipped out. There's no charge on Paypal and no charge on my bank account...what's up?

>>57199213
Free shit yo.

>>57199230
that would be neat but i'm suspicious
>>57199231
what do you mean? i have paypal hooked up to my bank account for buying crap on Second Life and it always shows up on my bank with something along the lines of PAYPAL - SECOND LIFE

>>57193742
Why does he have a macbook instead of a razer blade?

>>57199256
login to paypal and look at recent transactions. there is a delay between paypal taking the money out of your account. also if you had Paypal Balance from a refund or something, it would automatically take the money out of that before going to your bank for more money

>>57199341
so i just looked at Paypal a little loser and it's showing a completed transaction with Gearbest, but nothing's happened to my bank account. It shows up as completed yesterday.

RIP /csg/

>>57199386
weekend