Design the worst laptop, one part at a time.

Core M cpu so it has a long battery layf

>>57191976
11" what do you need 10" for? 9" and you're good to go, goy.

>>57191976
>3440x1440
>not 1024x576 10"

Let's give it a Poulsbo chipset

>>57191988
How much battery desu?

Glossy screen so you can use it as a mirror as well, 1" bezel to allow adjusting the screen without putting fingerprints on it, plastic construction for weight saving

>>57191976
It needs to have a trackpoint so you can comfortably use 3d software and play games with it

>>57192023
Absolute cringe

>>57192018
20Wh battery should do it a laptop should be light and portable anyway
oh and make sure its soldered on to save space

One USB port should be enough

>>57191976
Distance between keys must be 0.8 cm or less

Backlight of the keyboard must be fluorescent

TN display

All the ports must be at least 0.3 cm away from each other

All the sides must be made of plastic but the front frame of the display

>>57191988
there is literally nothing wrong with core m

>>57192046
>>57192023
http://www.apple.com/macbook/
cmon guys, we need to be original

Power cord plugs in at the front.

1GB RAM should be plenty enough, and 64GB of storage. HDD of course to keep it affordable.

>>57192090
1 gb ram is okay but it has to be an SSD instead of an HDD.

>>57192102
Lets just use a flash drive that we plugged into the 1 port to save costs.

>>57191976
No headphone jack

>>57192119
Meh. Use cloud storage instead of anything built in shit to lighten up the whole thing.

2 gb should enough for most users.

we should think different and add some kind of touchbar on top of keyboad to emulate function keys but it can be individualised with 3 presets. 1) photoshop 2) facebook 3) OS shortcuts.
we should also create a lot of different color schemes for each preset. I suggest rose gold to be default color

>>57192125
Of course we should have a headphone jack, you monster!
2.5mm should keep it nice and tight.

No ports, bluetooth only.

>>57192076
Alright, I actually laughed at this.

crt display

No USB ports or dvd drive. You must use a shitload of serial port adapters in order to use USB.

Comes preinstalled with your choice of Gentoo or Slackware. Sudo is disabled for your protection.

>>57192178
That would be actually good

>>57192125
Fucking genius, but what about a bluetooth card

>>57192178
Only if it's a gaming laptop, they're good for games.

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>>57192160
I swear to fucking God, my cousin had a split-spacebar; the left side was actually a backspace. Something along the lines of picrelated.

>>57192189
Build it under the only ram slot so it will be practical.

Also call the laptop VR-Ready

no speed, internet, or radio chip for increased freedoms

>>57192216
We make our own headset that the 11" screen goes into or just have it run vr games at like 3fps?

>>57192202
the NUM Pad looks like it would be of more use in th centre above the split space bar.

top part of the case is made of shiny glass, to allow to see the interior.

The battery is also reduced in size and LEDs are added.

Macbook.

>>57192241
We should make a headset.

Maybe attach the thing directly to the adapter, so people will always find where they have put it?

>>57192241
It plugs into the trrrrs 2.5mm jack

we are using a glass digitizer as a keyboard to look more stylish and keep the cost down.

>>57192053
>using industry standard ports
>lacking this much courage

we should add red laser on bottom so it can detect movement in case of earthquakes

>>57192322
No, the laser should perform circumcisions, so we can satisfy our religious customers.

We can also add 34mm express card slots so users can expirience individualism

>>57192322
Also doubles as mouse. Mouse input is created by moving the laptop around

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Different springs for every key

>>57192394
You monster.

>>57192365
That would be terrific.

We need to add a Skype button also so they can express their collectivism and ethical needs.

A TURBO ©Scientology Hotline button also should be added.

>>57192375
pahahahahahahah

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>>57192178
>crt display
I remember playing games this when I was a kid.

ITT: assblasted nerds indirectly talk shit about the beautiful macbook

>>57192448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMli33ornEU

>>57191976
GTX980 (non-m) is inside and it has a 1 TB SSHDD.

Bonus meme: BluRay drive

No drives, but a punchcard reader

We should also create docking stations so ships can stay there and deliver all kind of goods to people around world

requires a separate radiator for proper cooling

half inch trackpad

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>>57192282
>>57192241

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>>57192266
This

>>57192459

They're just mentioning stupid design choices. If those facts disturb you you might need to rethink your stance against the "beautiful" macbook.

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floppy only

Rainbow LED keyboard for true gamers

>>57192076
No, power cord plugs into the underside

>>57193028
You uncivilised savage
The power plug goes on the top, of course

Rainbow LED display bezel

comes with windows installed

Power button on the upper-left or upper-right corner of the keyboard, really close to an important key.

No auxillary jack

>>57193358
And a locked secure boot so people don't accidentally install Linux or some other malware

It needs to have a fingerprint scanner and touchscreen 3D display, because those are useful features people use.

>>57192604
>left video
>right video
...?

Have it run off lithium ion batteries. No fans use your own box fan for OP cooling

>>57194293
3d obviously

>>57193617
>implying Linux is malware
wow that was subtle.

>>57194293
>what is 3D

Make the keypad buttons in Toshiba satellite quality

>>57191976
STN Display with gayming cpu

>>57194368
>>57194373
Oh, right.

>>57194397
Use windows on screen keyboard, fuck the bullshit

it needs an card swipe slot
so people can shop easy online

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>>57192266
beat me to it

Let's disable memory remapping and VT-d.

>>57192053
usb port for charging

>>57192053
>>57194475
3.5m headphone jack for charging
[spoiler]only 1 jack[/spoiler]

No CD or DVD drive. Have only a 3.5'' floppy disk drive.

no keyboard. all voice control.

>>57194500
We'll include two 2.5mm jacks. One for charging and one for headphones. The hardware is advanced and the jacks swap functions every time the PC reboots.
This way we get maximum chip fry when the user picks the wrong port for the charger.

>>57193028
top kek

>>57191976
Any recent thinkpad

>>57194500
That would be ridiculous, I wouldn't be able to charge it and listen to music at the s- oooohhhh

apple

>>57191976
>3440x1440 @ 11"
>not curved 21:9 19" 1366x768

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trackpad at the top so you dont accidentally move the mouse when you type

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>>57193028

>>57193028
No, power cord connects right above the keyboard so it's blocking the screen.

usb keyboard and mouse
only 1 usb slot

>>57191976
6:1 display with 2300 x 400
36 core CPU
1.999 MB RAM
TRackball
remove key at the right of numpad (I actually have a laptop with this)
3 x firewire
1 x LPT
1 x SPDIF
1 x DisplayPort picto

>>57191976
A numpad for the keybaord is absolutely necessary. Let's keep those alphanumeric keys off-center!

>>57198622

he said "worst"

numpads are essential

>>57191976
>Intel Pentium N4200
>1366x768 Glossy TN LCD
>4GB Ram
>Windows 10 Preinstalled
>Battery lasts 4 hours

>>57192005
>poulsbo
>not VIA

>>57196407
>one part at a time
>spams a bunch of parts
retards, folks!

Soldered in Segate 4200 RPM drive

>>57191976
>>57192076
You can only charge it by plugging INTO ANOTHER VERSION OF ITSELF

>>57198639
Numpads are worse than useless. On a desktop they're annoying because they move the alphanumeric keys further from the mouse. On a laptop they're even worse because they make the home row off-center from the screen, which makes it awkward to type and look at the same time. And if you can't touch-type numbers on the top row, then you're incomplete as a typist.

MORE CORES

>>57201523

if you ever have to use a computer for crunching numbers you'll appreciate a num pad. Sure I can type numbers on the top row but with one hand on the num pad I am a super calculator

i use the numpad extensively everyday I work, so much that it was a deciding factor in which laptop I purchased (i NEED it)

>>57201597
You'd probably be happier with a USB numpad than with one built into the laptop, anyway.

>>57192023

this, so you can watch your 4k movies

>>57192064
perf is magnitudes above atom
power draw is magnitudes lower than the Core ix line

price/perf is utterly abysmal though

>Design the worst laptop, one part at a time.
>makes a Macbook
obviously

keyboard is touchscreen only.

No ports whatsoever, everything is wireless.

>>57201597
the neo keyboard layout has a layer with arrow keys on left hand (ESDF) and a numpad on right hand (456 are at JKL).

no trackpoint

>>57201790
charging via tesla coil

>>57198643
And 32GB EMMC storage that fills up after one day due to windows updates? You also can't install the major updates like the anniversary one due to lack of space.

>>57192059
>one part at a time

Install an exhaust vent next to the webcam through which all excess hot air is removed from the computer.

>>57191976
A big 2Kg, 15 display 150/150,atom singlecore with integrated GPU,1GB ram DDR2,cd writer, windows vista on it

>>57191976
Thunderbolt port.
4 of them.

vents near mousepad so you get sweaty fingers

cardboard keypad

give em a chiclet on 15" and make the keyboard 100% size to make sure the user doesn't accidentally press on another key

PCMCIA slot

[spoiler]one on each side

you have to blow air through a tube to power it up

>>57202164
kinda useful for listening to DECT phone calls

>>57191976
>3.5mm, no, 2.5mm jack on the display, combined with charging port. No ports beside that
>3cm of pure bezels
>touchpad above the keyboard
>plastic hinges that you can't adjust accurately
>display that distorts colors unless you look at it absolutely straight(it gets distorted at the sides anyway)
>internal storage is a Memory Stick card
>NiMH battery, be sure to charge/discharge it completely or enjoy decreased capacity
>vents on the front

>>57191976
>worst laptop
>starts with a screen size better than most laptops
Should've gone for an 18" 1366x768 screen

>>57202372
>18'' curved braille display

>>57195968
is this like one of those "iphone bend" shops?

>>57202474
That's 100% legit, Apple made a wireless mouse you cannot use and charge at the same time.

All ports are on the underside.

>>57202597
I'd love a laptop with a strip of 4x Thunderbolt ports on the bottom

We should use mini-usb for charging

>>57202487
what the fuck lmao, it IS real

The BIOS should be locked down so that you can't install anything other than Windows 10 for security reasons :^)

>>57202752
And everything should be soldered to motherboard, so it won't damage

No USB.
No CD-drive.
Diskettes.

>>57202865
>diskettes
Too good, remove that also.
We got to be "innovative" for fuck's sake, guys.

>>57202884
Okay, how about mini-discs.

Guys wtf, this is the 2000 + 16.

No ports at all, instead you use a pad that when you place your laptop on it, it charges. Wireless dongle already built in for wireless peripherals (up to 3. 1 keyboard 1 mosue 1 monitor)

>>57202972
Mosue sold separately?

>>57203015
ofcourse. it will be 1/5th the price of the laptop.

>>57191976
It only has an external drive bay, no internal
It's 3.5" and is magnetic (so the drive doesn't fall out)

Air intake on the bottom.

Fucking Dell

only rs232 and lpt ports
full-sized xlr for headphone jack
floppy drive
ni-cad batteries

>>57203134
you monster

>>57203134
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

trackpad should be positioned on the top instead of an keyboard. Oh and you should not give them a keboard to keep it affordable i mean modern and "slick".

>>57191976
1366x768 60Hz 11 inch LCD with curved edges and huge bezels
HP Brand with Integrated Graphics that heats up in winter if you simply boot Windows

Just fuck my shit up senpai, I actually use the worst laptop ever.

What you should do is replace the keyboard with a Wacom digitiser, but also have a keyboard outline in the digitiser made from LEDs

And then sell it with a magnetic pad of drawing paper and a pen

Oh and put Android on it

>>57199405

actually had this in one of my cheap chinese laptops...

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>>57203277
Oh wait sorry lads, it's already been done

>>57192053
One USB-C port!

>>57191976
It has a 5" touchscreen without a keyboard.

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We will put the touchpad behind the keyboard!

>>57192375
reverse the mouse so the cursor stays in one place while you move the display around.

>>57192067
Kek

>>57191976
>Screw standards, we can make a more compact system if we variate screw sizes and lengths per hole as needed!
>Also, screws tend to weigh a lot in bulk, we can save money by securing the screen, mainboard, and keyboard, using a cheap epoxy.
>S-Video ports are a smaller and cheaper video header option.
>Full sized DIN connector headers can be purchased for cheap and will give users viable connection options for external peripherals.

Headphone jack is toslink only and is in the screen bezel where the webcam normally would be.

E-ink display in the underside so your wee-wee is entertained.

>Homepage on every browser
>9 out of 10 shortcuts on desktop are link to homepage of default browser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykVhqiAnqJc

>>57192059
>Distance between keys must be 0.8 cm or less
Hello Mr. American, learn how to civilised units properly please.

Only runs Pajeenux

Powered by a 32-core cluster of Pentium 4405Y cores at 667MHz.

All this talks about charging ports and batteries, make them fill it with disposable AAA batteries.

>>57203134
I had to use a laptop like that before... Hit the function key every time..
>think pads

>>57204525
What's wrong with it faggot?

>>57191976
Let's give it a Pentium 3 processor.

>>57205280
the monitor runs off 1.5v

The computer runs off D batteries

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>>57205565
>D batteries

>>57194447
Can't find, from which cartoon is this picture.

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replace the f-keyrow with touch buttons that have a 300ms delay to piss off anyone trying to be productive with your device

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>>57192023
GOD PLEASE NO

>>57205946
DELET THIS

>>57205467
he probably means to use '8 mm' instead, but both are correct so I don't see a reason to be autistic about it

Transmits Crusoe processor for top of the line performance

>>57192142
this desu
who doesnt have wifi?
(although it needs a wireless card)

3 Minidisp out, who needs HDMI or VGA in [the current year]

Did someone think of induction charge already? How can you take yourself seriously if your device doesn't have induction?

>>57206131
It must be merged one proprietary, patented connector, for convenience of course. Connectors are available for as low as $39/39€ for one, $69/69€ for two and $99/99€ for 3.

>>57199772
Neat, I didn't know Apple's design team posted here

>>57206185
So FireWire it thunderbolt?

Keyboard defaults to uppercase, you have to press shift to lowercase.

>>57191976
1366x768 screen, but emulated (downscaled and stretched) 1440x1080. Low price TN with 5° viewing angle, ensuring you get a headache due to your eyes seeing different views.

>>57206445
>1440*1080
For what purpose?

>not having a portrait laptop for optimal viewing of PDF and word documents

>>57206508
So you can say it's a 1080 screen without lying

Put Windows on it.

>>57191976
a Thinkpad

>>57205935
https://whatanime.ga/?url=https://i.4cdn.org/g/1477173328909.png

>>57191976
It has no ports, only a hardwired cable leading to a port box where you can plug in all peripherals, for integrated convenience.

The box requires its own 5v 3a power adapter, for revolutionary design.

You require iTunes open to use the box, for immersive synergy.

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>>57206609
>how do imageboards work

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>year of the lard 2016
>not having an emoji keyboard
It's like you guys are not even trying.

>>57206508
4:3, so it gets really fucked up when downscaled to 768p. Also, this limit is in the screen driver hardware, and manually setting 768p will just cause it to be up- and then downscaled.
I have a chink tablet like this.

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>two screens
>the one at the top is a touchscreen emoji keyboard
>the second one is a CRT

>>57202972
I kinda actually want this laptop.

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here you guys go

VIA CPU

fastest on the market

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>sticker labels instead of paint to represent each key on the keyboard
>glossy plastic and THICC bezels
>soldered 500MB of storage 256 MB of RAM
>no sd card reader no CD drive
>1hour battery life under load 3 hours when idle
>membrane keyboard
>800x600 res with flicker
>no wireless card

>>57192053
>>57194475
>>57194500
http://apple.com/macbook
We're still being too unoriginal

It charges with 5V USB so you can use your phone charger

>>57191976
>gotta have 3440x1440 @ 11"
I lel'd.

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Here's an image of the laptop so far, reply and I'll ad what you say.

>>57211289
Side slot ram spacers.

>>57211289
Frosty's spoiler from his corvette he got caught in.

>>57211346
>ram spacers
wtf do you mean

>>57211289
only one charging port? Fuck that, it needs to have no less than three that all need to be plugged in at the same time. And what's with the 3.5" floppy? 5.25 is larger and therefore obviously better.

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>All the ports in the middle of the keyboard
>except the jack, which is a hole near the webcam
>11" display with 1440x3440 resolution so it's vertical
>Screen size too small so to fit all components they're stacked making it thick
>Desktop components wixed with smartphone ones.
>Everything is in the screen part, and the keyboard part has no internal component, like asurface except it's not detatchable
>No trackpad. Only clit, located on the top of the screen
>Since there is no trackpad and the shape is long and thin, the keyboard is rotated 90 degrees
>It has wheels.

>>57211362
>Not knowing of old pipedreams
Ram that is spaced ontop of eachother that you enter in externally from the side. It makes the body of the laptop have to be unibody at that part and takes up needless space.

>>57211367
What about this. Large floppy and betatape external reader that looks like a toaster.

>>57211380
>Only one clit.
>Wheels
I like it. How many watts would it be putting down on those wheels?

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>>57211384
got it. 2 DIMM modules can low be loaded from the side. Fuck the laptop ones--it'll accept normal desktop RAM.
>>57211367
>5.25 is larger and therefore obviously better.
why not both? 5.25" floppy added to the other side also

>>57211432
All of them.

>>57211289
A Command button for hackintosh, on both sides of the trackpad

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>>57211511
added

>>57211453
Can we get like 2 xlr ports and midi for musicians?

>>57211552
Do this >>57211380

Whatever is possible to add/change.

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>>57195774
> Curved 21:9 19'' 1366x768

I actually just contracted cancer holy god.

the trackpad should have a trackball that the user kind of rolls around.

>>57211558
do you happen to know the radius of the ports?
I tried googling but all I found were some IEC document, but it was 60 some pages.

>>57211573
Ok i got it what if op added it as a bag with some of those components and the ports for headphones and mic in next to or under touchpad in the actual laptop.
Then for the million dollar idea a tachometer for fan revs in the bezel with speakers behind it.
Other bezel has numberpad.

>headphone jack on the screen
>trackpad against the far left edge, unable to turn off
>fans are loud and annoying, remove them
>numpad on the left of the keyboard, so its closer to the trackpad
>an emoji button
>facebook button
>"post to youtube" button
>custom mobo that only takes certain types of ram, 4gb should be enough anyways
>custom bios that defrags automatically on startup/restart, to improve performance

I cant think of anymore without getting totally stupid

>>57211659
What about to make speakers completely shit. Having the fan right ontop of the speaker.

>>57211641
I don't have any on hand but both should be like 1.5 to 2cm in diameter

>>57211656
>as a bag with some of those components
What did he mean by this?

No touchpad

Only ThinkPad nipple

>>57211552
actually, change the trackpad to a clickwheel with a small square trackpad in in the middle

>No power cable nor batteries.
>Only a generator and a hole to add fuel.
>No tank either. You have to pour it gradually as you go.

>>57211672
you dont need speakers, you have a headphone jack

>>57211681
Screen on bag. With all he said being on both sides. For the purpose of travel. They have to hook up to the actual laptop though.
With wheels because it needs to drift.

>>57211711
a gas powered laptop sounds so stupid yet I want one so bad now. Please tell me it has a pull cord

>>57211711
Actually, fuck that.
Make it wind-powered.

The computer is basically shaped like a wind turbine, with all the components in the pole, except the screen, keyboard and trackpad, attached one to each blade.

>>57211711
lets make it a rotary engine then.
>>57211727
One can hope.

curved TN screen capable of 3D (glasses required)

>>57211723
Ah alright, I like this.

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>>57211673
one was added, but at great costs...

>>57211727
>Please tell me it has a pull cord
It has a push cord.

>>57211771
This is... Beautiful.
Put phone holder on back of screen. Not a gay smartphone but a rotary dial phone on the back.

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No full keyboard, just T9 text entry. No backspace, but holding 0 for five seconds clears all the text you've entered. Connected keyboards have all their non-numpad keys disabled.

>>57211907
This anon is the devil.

>>57211552
Monitor on the other side, same side as the space key in your picture

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>>57211696
Added
>>57211656
The laptop screen can now be removed and carried, with this new carrying handle

>>57211771
HAHAHA

I love how it is fused to the body. Ya got me gud, goyfampai.

>>57211633
>not 1081x1440 downscaled to 1366x769

>>57211947
Gorgeious

Oh, Speakers too, they need to be on the back of the lid

>>57211907
OP here, This is definately the most evil.

>>57211947
See
>>57211933

>No trackpad, only a laser under the computer so you have to move the laptop itself like a mouse.
>To left-click you have to close the lid
>To right-click you have to open it.
>To scroll you have to spin the computer.
>If you use an external mouse only its buttons work. You still have to move the computer around and click with the mouse.

>>57211947
good, try this one >>57211907
really devilish

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>>57211933
Added. It slides out and then folds up, similar to W700ds.

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>>57212049
Make the screen vertical instead of horizontal like >>57211380 said, and use the T9 numpad idea like >>57211907 said.

>>57212049
No, the only monitor sits there. Think of it like rotating the keyboard and trackpad 180°

>>57212087
Also make it ultrawide screen, but 9:21

>>57212049
Also what program?

>>57192023
Dont forget
>crunchy yet still loose hinge and lid movement

>>57212116
No hinge. Just a port where you put the rigid sccreen which sticks out at 90 degrees, that you can remove when the computer is turned off.

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>>57212087
unfortunately I do not think I can do that at this point unless I were to start over. After trying to move the screen around and do a lot like that, I discovered that parts of it are interconnected with the rest of the frame. Trying to move or delete the screen does some ugly things to the rest of the model.
Maybe if someone's up to it, create a new model but make that one have a numpad (>>57211907) and vertical screen. At this point, I can't be bothered to start all over.
>>57212092
keyboard rotated
clickpad left at the top, it's shittier that way.
>>57212113
jewgle sketchup

>>57212236
Put the screen on the outer side, so it matches the keyboard.

To use it, you sit very close to the screen (now on the outer lid), wrap around it ro reach the keyboard, and touch-type like a pro.

>>57212258
this seems like a very good idea, but I think that the CRT's electron gun and so forth would cover up the clickpad. Should I leave it there or move it somewhere else?

>>57212296
If there's even just a little space above it, then keep it there.

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>>57212305
here you go. Good look with this shit, it is reaching high levels of cancer.

The USB ports are on the monitor bezel.

>>57212407
Kek, thank you.

>>57212407
Can you put some colored ricing leds?

I would also add an Apple or Ferrari logo.

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im still not seeing a cupholder...

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>>57212429
added. Although you can't see them in this image, there are now little LED's in the corners of the screen. Also, let's say for the record that the keyboard has a backlight.

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>>57212522
Also added. Although I could not find a place for a full-fledged cupholder, now there is a coaster that slides out like the second screen.

>>57212526
Nice.

The first time you turn it on, the webcam will check your level of privilege.
If you're a white man you will need to pay 200$ to use the computer because you owe to society!

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>>57212522
>>57212590
Or you could use a normal cup holder that's actually featured in most computers IRL.

>>57212590
>a coaster
>the thing you put to spill on instead of spilling on the table[or to condense on instead of the table]
this goes right under the processor, right?

>>57212616
>this goes right under the processor, right?
where do you think it goes, never never land?
It's a shitty laptop for a reason

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>>57212590
Make it so that the internal hardware is that of a Macbook, but instead of filling the rest of the space with batteries, it's just concave underneath.

>>57212677
WTF
do they actually do this?
is the whole assumption of putting the battery inside that the user will buy a new top before the batteries die?

>>57212688
Aren't they replaceable (at least by their technicians)?
Is there a particular reason why you think they aren't?

>>57212706
No, it's just that, you'd expect that that's something that the USER does. I have no doubt they are replaceable at an Apple store, but this just seems like they're trying to make you go there. I mean, why not just make the batteries accessible from the bottom, for example? It's clear that they have a reason for doing this.

AAA batteries, not included

>>57211659
Macbook™ 2017 edition.

>>57212731
Yeah, that's Apple for ya.

>>57195482
Ok Alexa, open up Safari and go to duba-u duba-u duba-u dot for chan for org slash gee slash catalog.

Please respect my privacy °~°

>>57195776
Track pad goes on the left because we all know you need your right hand for more important matters.

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>>57212590
Put some sort of tube somewhere that you have to jerk like pic related to generate energy for it.

>>57192125
Bottom firing speakers for max comfy

>>57211987
>back of the lid
No, one speaker the bottom right where the laptop rests on your thigh

>>57212590

>mfw i think a pullout coaster is pretty neat

>>57212590
Can you link the project file?

>>57192202
Split space bar is actually a decent idea, id want one half to be enter and the other half space

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>>57203134
you just made me mad. thanks.

>>57206783
not the sharpest tool, are you?

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>>57203134
you sick fuck

No keyboard at all, just a huge trackpad that works as a keyboard when modifier key is held down.

No screen nor keyboard.
Just two holes for VR lenses on one side, and voice control.

No physical buttons, only touchscreens and voice control.

>>57212526
>>57212590
For optimal gaming performance, make it watercooled.
And for that neat industrial look, all water-pipes are on the outside, and are made out of the same kind of glass lightbulbs are made of.
But worry not. a deployable stand (That also functions as antennae can be folded out to kee the super-delicate pipes from touching the surface.

Also, integrated headphones fold out from the side of the laptop on a big arm, they take up most of the internal volume inside the computer.

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>>57191976
>x is greyed out

>>57191976
better ask the company to install a bunch of useful programs for ya

so you can integrate n' shit

Put infrared port an a camera on top of backside of the lid. Everyone knows Bluetooth is a meme. (plus sick night vision capabilities!)

>>57194397
posting from a toshiba satellite, can confirm keyboard is shit

>>57212731
A battery lasts what, about 3 years? So you take it into an Apple store near the end of your Applecare agreement, get the battery swapped, enjoy it for another 3 years before doing a difficult DIY swap or just upgrading like a normal person.

They don't make it user serviceable to increase the overall build quality, make it more seamless for fewer points of dust and moisture ingress. That was the whole point of the monocoque case. More space for larger internal batteries, better sealing, aesthetics, etc. I believe the Macbook battery is glued in because why wouldn't it be?

I don't know how you can look at a Macbook's internals and be anything but impressed at what they've accomplished. It's a fine piece of ID.

>>57220095
I feel like it would be pretty easy to use the same design but with a battery that could be disconnected with the help of a few screws. But hey, I'm not an engineer.

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No screen. Just a flat plastic surface and a projector near the keyboard projecting the image on it.
Actually, make it so there's no keyboard either, and instead put a projector near the top of the screen projecting a laser keyboard like pic related.

>ctrl+f solar-powered
>0 results

Guys what the fuck. The sun is an incredible source of energy.

no no no, remove keyboard replace with second black and white touchscreen, which is both keyboard and trackpad ontop of each other at the same time,

>>57191976
Macbook Air
Done!
(It qualifies as one part at a time too!)