Where were you when Google BTFOd Apple once again? Appletards

>>57187909
>competing in emojis for 'muh equality'
>so fucking useful
wtf is this people thinking?

>>57187909
Android and iOS need each other. Their competition is the only reason things are getting better on both platforms.

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>female welders

>>57187909
>emojis
None of value is gained.

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>>57187909
>ememejis

Just kill yourself

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Appletards are a minority in the phone industry, and they are all virgins.
Why should we give a fuck about this pointless fight?

>UTF-8 was invented for smiley womyn
And these were "coded" with a Scratch-like JS babby interface. Google is the single worst company in the world.
BTW where is the female septic tank cleaner?

>>57188172
Or the female garbage man?

>>57187909
So 2017 will be the year of the windows phone then? I, for one, won't be spending my money on devices that run an OS where its main focus is gender equality.

>>57187909
Can't wait 'till CM14.1 gets out.

>>57188191
more like the gar-BITCH

>>57188136
That looks more like a blowtorch IMO. I'm not seeing an electrode or a wire. How the fuck would it make a FLAME (it should be a spark) without even making contact with a metal?

>>57188275
With fucking oxigen gas you retard.

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>equality
>all have straight white women hair that looks like from cattle

That's not equality, it's racism like this that casually bullies black women in to shaving their heads and wearing wigs to have "normal" looking hair.

>>57187909
Well now I know the first thing I'm disabling when I get my Pixel XL.

>>57188170
Hey, it's difficult finding someone when you're an introverted closeted faggot yourself

>>57188290
I only have hobbyist experience with inverters, sorry..

>>57188275
What is oxy-acetaline welding?

>>57187909
Why does she wear the mask?

>>57188326
It's oxy-acetylene god damnit.

>>57188292
>white
They are clearly yellow.

>>57188347
What is dyslexia?

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>>57188292
you're retarded. while man and woman is ℅50 percent of population black people are just ℅10 of usa, and they aren't powerful outside of usa. multi color emojis was a mistake and now you faggots will keep asking shit like "curly hair" "multi color eyes" "different clothes" your equality requests will never end and we have to press 6 buttons to just to post an emoji
>where's fat options
>where's albino skin tone
>where's gender queer emojis
why yellow, equal, genderless emojis can't make people happy?

>>57188374
Something that needs to be fixed as soon as possible when doing a job involving anything chemistry related, or when doing chemistry itself even on the metallurgy side.

>>57188390
Some of the emoji have white skin rather than yellow. Personally I think they should just have made them all yellow.

Also the Android emoji are far better then iOS. Look at how cute and expressive they are! Unfortunately many of them look very different than Apple's which inevitably leads to misunderstandings.

>>57188343
She's a big girl

>>57188390
>why yellow, equal, genderless emojis can't make people happy?
Because the whole concept of separate symbols for getting emotions in text is stupid.
All hail plain text emojis 〜(ゝ。∂)

>>57188390
Nice blog post, bigot.

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> emojis are a useful metric of how good a phone is.

The fuck is wrong with you people..?

>>57188494
Smartphonefags are cancer. It's when smartphonefags started being "accepted" on /g/, that everyone with a brain in technology bailed to diy and sci, and only retards remained.
This is why auto-banning any and all access from smartphone devices on this site will not only improve all boards, it will also fix the financial sustainability of the site.

>>57188509
Funnily enough, I am one of the very /diy/nosaur refugees you speak of. I don't know why I come here anymore.

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>>57187909

>>57188442
weld you

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>>57188528

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>>57188528
>>57187909
These emojis are real fucking nice

>>57188571
What are those percentages even for?

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>>57188578
take a guess

Thats what you get for womyn and diversity in tech. They have no skill and so they go for such cheap vanity bullshit

>>57188619
>using consumer tech
You deserve what you got

>http://www.androidpolice.com/2016/06/07/two-emoji-werent-approved-unicode-9-google-added-android-anyway/

Have fun with your water pistols, macfags, we've got rifles.

>>57187916
They compete in the wrong fields, thou.
Competing in removeable batteries and memory leads to autistic modular phones.
Just THREE pieces, not 1 or 9000. Its not that hard.
Competition is not some magic spell that solves problems, it is a problem.

>>57190261
I want a phone with over 9000 pieces desu

>>57187909
>female david bowie
nah m80

Emojis in unicode were such a big mistake.

>>57188397
I work in astronomy so nah not nessesary

>>57188172
What happened Rob Pike

>>57187915
>wasting Unicode space on sjw shit

I can still post a real gun emoji on android

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>gender equality
Getting real tired of Commiefornia's bullshit.

Can't wait until chink domination so we can get this over with and focus on things that matter.

It's interesting how gender equality is more often than not vehemently preached and sought by under-achievers and late bloomers who are too late in life in terms of establishing foundations for future success compared to normal people.

Even more interesting is equality being sought by idiots who ignore or neglect the limitations nature imposes on us in terms of resources and life, which automatically reduce the ideas behind equality to a dreamworld meme.

>>57191172
THIS IS IT! SJWS HAVE GONE TOO FAR

FIRST THEY ASKED ME TO USE A BATHROOM WITH A DIFFERENT SIGN AND I SAID NOTHING, BUT EMOTES WITH WOMEN? THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW

>>57191330
>>>/r/eddit

>>57191330
>Having a smartphone at all

>>57188528
Last pic looks like imac or a lcd monitor on a fancy stand.

>>57191391
or a tablet with a stand

zealots must be pretty desperate to call "more emoji" a suicide-watch-inspiring development

>>57191330
You have to go back.

>>57191354
>>57191520

Caring this much about emotes on your NSA tracking device? Fucking normie scum

>>57187909
And some fa/g/got call mozilla the sjw hellhole.

>>57188170


Go for a picnic


Go for a picnic

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Excellent.

Cue /b/ inevitably incorporating emoji in their shitposting 2 years down the line.

>>57187909
Haha, oh man.

The entire point of smileys and stuff were that they were bright yellow and simple enough to not look like either gender.

They were race and genderless so that exactly this situation wouldn't happen.

Now we have every skin color and will probably not have to wait long until there is trans emoji too.

Meh, I guess I don't care that much though to be honest, it's just funny how it seem to go against the original idea of smileys and emoji.

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>>57190774
>mfw I realize this

>>57187909
Why don't they have any male nurses or primary school teachers? Fucking sexists!!

>>57187909
>female welder
>female chef
>female farmer
fuckign l m a o

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>>57192495
>male nurses

>no trans-polyracial muslim wiccan disabled plus size carpet weaver emoji

FUCK YOU GOOGLE.

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>>57188136

Somebody never watched Flashdance

>emojis
4chan is a board for people 18 and over only.

>>57192519
I have a degree in both Emergency Medicine and Nursing.

And I'm male.

it's amusing to watch the incrementalism and the subsequent 'not good enough' infighting as it consumes new areas of society bit by bit

>>57192549
It's a movie so its all acting, dumbass

>>57191172
>wanting Chinese to dominate
>not knowing that chinese are commies

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>>57191330
OUTRAGEOUS. WOMEN ARE EVEN IN ANIME.

whats next, emoji for jews and maori?

>>57192558
Just had a hospital visit.
I'd take a guy like you over the hottest nurse in the house any day when shit needs to be done.
But when I need some tea or a new ice pack? I'd rather interact with a cute, incompetent girl than the awesome dude that saved my life.

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>>57192560
If you hate google jedi mind tricks, you hate trump too, and maybe you even love niggers.

Is there miner woman or plumber woman

Or construction worker woman

What about trucker woman

Or anything actually risky woman

>>57192636
>implying anon didn't became a nurse for kill normies

>>57188390
At least we have U+1F681

>>57192724
No, because they are under 5% there and those are violent oppressive jobs

>>57192758
You mean like Michael Swango?

>>57187909
that's great! I bought 4 Google Pixels for my family and one of them is for my wife's son, I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because she will be the first women president all of you bigots feel free to debate me

>women want equal pay despite men dying on the job 20 times more than women
Get the fuck out bitches.

>>57192870
I don't suppose you're a WHITE MALE

>>57192870
Ar/g/ie here
Had our first (directly) elected female president for eight years
Didn't vote for her on either chance

It didn't fucking work

>using smileys

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>>57192870
>I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because she will be the first women

>tfw a pussy makes you entitled to be the president of amerifats
Though Trump don't have a functioning brain and promote rudeness Hillary is a fucking opportunist liar who fucks up everything she touch.
Literally this campaign is the wet dream of bin laden and the isis' zombies.
Seems like presidency is a low tear job in the US.

>>57192387
It's the Social Justice Warriors' favourite company Apple that started with emojis with human skin colors, this was against the Unicode Emoji standard.
>>57190774
Arbitrary stuff like emojis shouldn't really be a part of Unicode anyway.

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>>57188693
>Dat rifle emoji
I literally own that exact rifle. It's a single shot .22 for comp. Lots of fun

>>57192371
I love emojipasta.

do people really use these? sure i don't send many texts but i never seen people use any of them

>>57193399
Only dumb teenage girls and stupid hipsters.

>black santa
>black guy with turban
>yellow guy with hard hat
Am I the only one liking new SJW emojis?

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>>57193201
>I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because she will be the first women
Well it's the only positive reason that can be thought of in order to vote for her: Symbolism.

- Voting for trust?
She changes her politics to suit approval and popularity stats, meaning she doesn't have anything she believes in or any consistency in her politics, meaning you can't trust her words.

- Voting for a patient person who gathers all the facts?
She started shitting about encryption right after the Paris attacks, until it turned out it was completely unencrypted. Proves she has no patience, no interest in listening to her advisory, no interests in letting all the information settle down before opening her mouth.

- Voting for good management?
Above lack of listening to your advisory and letting them gather info proves she sucks at management. I didn't even need to go into the e-mail shit here.

- Voting for someone who isn't paid by corporations, banks, and all the establishments and organizations most of her voters are actually supposed to be waging riots and protests and "occupy" picnics against?
Forget Hillary in that case.

- Voting for someone with good decision making skills?
She supported Bush Jr.'s disastrous Middle East politics, and she then went and supported all the fuckups during and after the Arab spring which lead to the destruction of countries that were economically stable under old regimes (Libya and Syria), which lead to mass exoduses towards Europe. The biggest mistake, replacing stable dictators with fundamentalist Islamists. Her stupid supporting decisions partially created ISIS/ISIL. As if she didn't learn anything from history and keeps forcing the same mistakes.
Quite a leadership quality, not learning from history, and even recent one.

-MUH GREAT MEXICAN WALL/FENCE
Enjoy Hillary's support of building this this, only to feed into that first "trust" clause:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMmG5p0Ll8

So there's nothing "positive" except her gender.

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>>57188292
GOOD!

that disgusting, curly nigr slave hair should be banned

also, are u literally a tranny from tumblr writing posts like that?

>>57188170
>The Jewish students are the least likely to support Mr Trump's ambitions.

when will these faggots go bankrupt

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>>57188170
>Harvard
You literally have to be jewish to join that place.

>>57188461
>>57188461
>All hail plain text emojis 〜(ゝ。∂)
This, regular emoji seems lacking on efforts and creativity.
_, ,_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡
⊂彡

>>57187909
>There are actual waged employees at Google and Apple whose role is to design weeaboo anime icons for teenagers to replace typing on their keyboards

JUST FUCK MY SELF WORTH UP

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>>57194400
I already dropped off my ballot.
Voting Trump in a democratic state sucks.

>>57195672
No shit. Jews are liberals, big new you faggot.

>>57187909
>still no white, red or black women emojis
WHEN WILL WE END THIS ASIAN SUPREMACIST SOCIETY?

>>57197970

>Snohomish county
Shit man, you're close.

>>57188136
there are lots in Mexico

>>57195399
And this is why people relate being a Trump supporter with being dumb

>>57197970
Fuck I hate this area, so much stupid bullshit.

>>57187909
>GENDER EQUALITY EMOJIS

WHY IS THE TECH INDUSTRY SUCH AN SJW SHITSHOW

>>57198398
>living in Shitnomish County and not King County

It's called King County for a reason, anon.

>>57187909
>Equality
>Makes them all female

just fuck my unicode standard up famm

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>>57199104

>>57191365
>Not owning a smartphone
Good luck getting anything done.

>>57199125
YOU GOTTA HIT HER!! DUN DUN DUN DAA DAA DAA.

>>57192870
Don't vote for Hitlery, vote for Jill.

>>57187909
Let me guess, a year ago when Apple was doing all this emoji equality stuff, you thought it was retarded shit.

>>57198959
I'm in Whatcom county, Anon. Have fun with Seattle's socialist city council.

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>>57188136

>>57187909
wow it's like our society is actually getting better, and all the imaginary problems are being solved. now i guess all the SJW's will have to do some real work, like building the technology to create space colonies. Or not.

>>57193043
MACRI
BASURA
VOS SOS LA DICTADURA

MUH 30 GORILLONES

>>57196746
neither of the categories sum up to 100%

>>57194400
actually hillary clinton will be a perfectly fine president. all of this is just incidental bullshit that is wrong with EVERY SINGLE CANDIDATE EVER. there will never be a perfect president. nobody is perfect, perfection is subjective, therefore it does not exist in nature.

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>>57187909
>hieroglypics

fuck

I thought we moved past this 5500 years ago?

>>57194400
trump will ruin america's relationship with other countries.

he will ruin your future opportunities to do business and make money, just so he can say he was president. that's literally the only reason he wants to be president. for his own ego. he couldn't give a fuck about doing a good job. in fact, he wants to use the presidency to make himself financially secure. you are aware that he's lost more money than he's made? he's in the negative, and if he has to pay the taxes he owes, he'd be pretty un-wealthy.

>>57200523
>look, here's a female welder among 1,000,000 welders xD
>your opinion is invalid xD

>>57188136
Unremarkable in former Soviet countries.

>>57200602
>he has to pay the taxes he owes
He doesn't owe any taxes you shitlord. Are you telling me you would pay taxes you don't even have to? There are loopholes in the tax system, developed by Hillary Clinton & Co, why the hell wouldn't someone take advantage of that?

>he's lost more money than he's made
He started with a million dollars loan from his father, now he's net worth is 4.5 billion. You're talking out of your ass.

>>57200650
>Are you telling me you would pay taxes you don't even have to?
no, but if i have to i will, and he owes big time. it's not a game, like your shitty job where you can just cut corners and everything is hunky dory. it's the law.

>>57200567
>who are the asians, the indians etc.

>>57200650
a """"""million dollars""""" in the public eye, but behind the scenes you never know how much he actually gave him. also don't forget the silver spoon he was born with, and all those business connections his dad made.

he's a husk of a man, and he'll never measure up to mr drumpf. that's what his dad always told him growing up too

>>57188136
> mfw I work in a welding workshop

We employ 0 women welders

>>57200659
It's the law that he didn't have to pay. Why would he pay a single cent if he isn't legally forced to do so? Are you retarded?

>>57200659
>denying that there are ways to evade taxes that are technically 100% legal
wew

>>57200650
>people take politics and made up stories by politicians made up, and embellished about themselves and other politicians so seriously they will post about it on the internet

>>57200678
dude, get your life together. are you retarded? fucking sheep. holy shit i bet you buy every conspiracy theory that comes your way claiming to REVEEL DA TROOTH ABOUT _____

>>57190261
>competition
>a problem

Day of the rope can't come soon enough, fucking leftists.

>>57200695
>vote for Hillary xD
>she's the only competent candidate xD
>you're a sheep xD
>drumpf xD
kys

>>57200708
please get a college education in mathematics and stop smoking weed

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>>57192371
> but I'm also a whore!

/pol/ crossposters please choke yourselves kudasai

>>57200719
>they disagree with me, they must be uneducated
I'm a Physics grad student, hopefully that goes to show how deluded you are

>>57200749
no you aren't, you're a cunt. i know this because i'm a physics alumnus from caltech, and i wish did my dissertation in fucking topology

>>57200758
and stop smoking weed, fFs.

>>57200758
the only place you're an alumnus from is the university of dick sucking, faggot.

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>>57200783
i did my dissertation on graphene. now i'd probably better off if i did graduate from the university of dick sucking, you yellow bellied, cock smoking son of a bitch

s t o p s m o k i n g w e e d

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>>57200578
She will not be a perfectly fine president, she will be a perfectly fine corporate shill.
All of this is not incidental bullshit as much as it is her being paid well to do stupid shit.

>>57200602
>he will ruin your future
I'm not an American. Attempt to ask of someone's nationality before jumping into lava next time.
Hillary will get equal bad rep from the Middle East as Trump will from Europe, since the Middle East remembers her bullshit well. Incidentally, a lot of Asia prefers Trump over Hillary as well.
Your choice is whether you will lose money and vast opportunities you are exploiting in the Middle East and Asia,
or lose a bit of respect from Europe who will still tolerate Trump in the sense that they will ignore him as if the next term is one without a president for the USA.
But that bullshit about respect and money? You are losing it either way whether it's Hillary or Trump, ergo this is the worst election in the history of USA.

>>57200818
yeah okay you don't know anything about how the world really works because you're so used to losing, so how can you expect me to have a conversation with you and impart truth and wisdom

>>57200839
>truth and wisdom
Truth and wisdom is that the world is hating America more and more each year,
and now that you dumbfucks are starting to manipulate other countries to incarcerate their own nationals for not paying for a shitty movie made in USA,
you are even making those passives who don't give a fuck about politics turn their teeth towards you.

Your truth and wisdom will be fun to observe when everything is collapsing around you because the world has had enough of your bullshit, and you are not a nation state to remain culturally stable yourself.

>>57200839
it's like once someone learns the word shill, they act like everything can be explained with this one word, this one single, extremely narrow concept can blanket every possible scenario.

people need to start to analyze nuance more, instead of being gross, and ham handed in their analysis. math degree. get one.

>>57200862
>Truth and wisdom is that the world is hating America more and more each year,
false. you hate america more each year. not everyone else. speak for yourself next time, cock smoker.

>everything collapsing around you
again, speak for yourself, because everything is doing pretty fine. historically speaking, the world is in an upward trend.

>>57200880
>historically speaking,
No state that subverted and militarily influenced outside of its borders survived to this day. Especially not states that are not nation states, but diverse.
Enjoy your collapse, as according to history. Given Latinos are gonna start breaking the 50% barrier of the general population of the USA within the next 50 or so years, it's gonna be glorious.

>>57200899
guess you don't know dick about history either. just how many youtube conspiritard videos have you watched?

>>57200899
>persian empire
>ottoman empire
>mongol empire
>roman empire
>peter the fucking great

>>57200917
me again

>>57200899
by your judgement, you'd probably say these empires are gone, but by the people who live in these countries they never ended. it's all a matter of perspective, and as far as they are concerned (read: everyone else in the world) your perspective does not matter

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>>57200908
>guess you don't know dick about history either.
Ok sonny boy. Why don't you name a single state.
I'm waiting. Even China constantly has collapses through history that wipe out wast populations and infrastructure and make them vulnerable to anyone invading. And Mongols did take that advantage at one point.

>persian empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>ottoman empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>roman empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>peter the fucking great
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.

Let me add more for you
>Mongol Empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>British Empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>Japanese Empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>Turkmenid Empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>Various other Islamic Empires and even Al Andalus days
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>French Empire
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>Soviet Union
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.
>German Empire, all iterations
Oh man, look at how that empire is thriving today.

We can keep going.

>>57200917
>chinese empire
>malay empire
>british empire
>indian empire
>german empire
>hungarian empire
>french empire

yeah none of them exist, they're all gone, right? it's like they were there one day, and gone the next because they were too industrious and bullied everyone, now drug users and people without jobs curse them every day

>>57200937
>but by the people who live in these countries they never ended
Yeah, i'm sure those 10 million Mongols believe their Empire never ended, while surrounded by a country of 130 million and a country of over a billion.

>W-W-WE STILL HAVE A POPULATION, SO W-W-WE STILL MATTER
You suffer from some massive delusions of pseudo-intellectual philosophizing anon. You need help.

>>57200940
how can you even be up and walking around if you truly believe all of these places suck? let me put it into terms you will understand: they are great places. really great. the best.

>>57200940
last time i was in tehran, it was dope.
last time i was in ulanbataar it was dope.

last time i was in london, it was dope.

last time i checked on tokyo, it was still dope.
last time i was in paris, it was dope.
last time i was in st. petersberg, it was dope.
last time i was in kaiserslautern it was dope

guess you don't get out much

>>57200963
>all of these places suck
All of these places don't exist anymore sonny. They are now way smaller countries with different names. That was the point of this whole discussion.
But you can move goalposts all you want.

>>57200985
no, they still exist. the world didn't get any smaller just because someone lost a war

>>57200978
Anywhere on this planet is dope.
But those empires don't exist anymore, and neither will USA in the future.
The USA will collapse, some dope places will remain, but the politics and entity we know today will not.
Keep crying.

>>57200990
>no, they still exist. the world didn't get any smaller just because someone lost a war
The world didn't get smaller. The countries did though.
For someone who wanted to make himself out as an intellectual via history, you fail even at the basics of geography and terminology.

>>57201010
you're honestly, just too gay.

>>57201010
>the usa will collapse
come back when you have actually travelled and spent months abroad in various countries. military bases do not count.

>>57201030
Come back when you actually get some history and geography education. Going on vacations doesn't create it.
Finishing high-school for starters, does.

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>>57187909
shilling for google is as sad as shilling for apple

>>57201138
>import Control.Monad
and that's when I stopped reading, knowing it would have been shit

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>>57201152
Not just that...with utf8 compliant languages becoming more and more prevalent, expect to see emojis in code sooner than you think.

Get in on the ground floor while you can.

why is this thread still here
why haven't the people posting in it for the last hour killed themselves yet