iPhones

>>57185056
I hate it because of its closed source shitware. Hell, I can't stand stock Android, let alone Apples retard oriented GUIs. I'm rocking the Oneplus One with CM13 and the Kali Nethunter kernel so I can have a working Kali desktop emulation on it.

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>>57185056
>CM13

>Curry Mod 13

I bet you eat your toe jam and live in your mom's basement, freetard.

>>57185056
>it's UNIX on a phone
No it isn't. Some versions of OS X are UNIX. iOS isn't.

>>57185056
the price is insane. it might perform great, but that doesn't mean it makes anything better. basically the mobile version of the "2000$ facebook machine"-meme.

>>57185545
>iPhone 7
>$750 for a middle model
>best phone on the market

>Note 7
>$900
>burns down your house

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>>57185545

>>57185565
He just got BTFO.

>>57185565
>post that i don't buy iphones because they're too expansive for what i need a smartphone to do
>he answeres with an unrelated meme
you're okay?

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>>57185527
You're literally retarded. iOS is OS X, iOS is unix. Fuck off back to whichever pleb-tier shithole you come from and dont come back until you've read a few books and gained some knowledge.

cunt.

>>57185619
iOS is "unix-like" while macOS is a straight UNIX. get your facts right, shill.

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>>57185576
i can't take memeposting appletripfags seriously, sorry.

>>57185565
>Buy iToy 7
>waste 1k cause "muh memory"
>Forget about bills
>Kicked out of house
>Homeless and no money but "muh iphone7"
>still calls android users poorfags

>>57185619
>You're literally retarded. iOS is OS X
I really hope this is just a shitty troll attempt and you aren't serious

>>57185638
No, you're dead wrong.

The underside of macOS and iOS is nearly identical. It's called Darwin, and it's definitely a unix on both platforms. The only thing that makes iOS different than macOS is its mobile-specialized UI layer.

>>57185638
iOS uses Darwin, the os a kernel. For all purposes it's os x with a mobile skin, thus Unix.

>>57185690
>>57185708
>iOS shares some frameworks with Apple's desktop operating system macOS, such as Core Foundation and Foundation Kit; however, its UI toolkit is Cocoa Touch rather than macOS' Cocoa, providing the UIKit rather than the AppKit framework, preventing source compatibility with desktop applications. Also, Unix-like shell access is strictly apps-only, preventing it from being fully Unix despite its Darwin foundation from macOS itself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IOS

>>57185728
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IOS
>Steve Jobs claimed: "iPhone runs OS X" and runs "desktop applications"

>>57185565
>that forbes article claiming that the google pixel is priced wrong because people will look it being the same price as the iphone and think it is the same as an iphone
>actually claiming that google should have priced it higher
>there are people who actually think price = quality

>>57185747
>steve jobs claimed

>>57185747
>omg, he has debunked me and since i'm not an developer and have no idea how unix certification works, i have to quote a dead man from like 8 years ago to show that i am right despite what educated people just told me!
fuck off.

>>57185728
>>57185747
>Initially, third-party applications were not supported. Steve Jobs' reasoning was that developers could build web applications that "would behave like native apps on the iPhone".
What a visionary.

>>57185520
Lmao okie. I just happen to know exactly what I want from my tech and because your Kikephone doesn't allow it users that freedom, you go on the offensive.

Just bough iphone, can someone help to get the needed shit?

>how to play webm
>app for 4chan

>>57187785
apple store has a search fonction

>>57185056
>no file manager
>no sudo permissions
>no modularity (go ahead and replace your window server on iOS, I'll wait)
>UNIX
Sure thing.

>>57185747
And I claim it's not, what's your point?

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>>57185056
>The iPhone has held its own for almost a decade and has consistently been the best performing phone in the world.

Fucking false. There was a time when Samsung was shitting on Apple, namely S-5 and Note 2-4 were better performing than their iPhone counterparts. Better stats, smoother experience and the small million of benefits Android has over iOS.

Unfortunately, they decided they value planned obsolescence (non-removable batteries) and botnets (iris-scanners + other data mining features) over quality.

In my honest opinion it is now be the Golden Era of iPhones. The 3.5mm jack was not an issue in SonyEricsson Walkmen series (phone for music but no jack), and I don't see why it will be now especially if they give you the dongle.

The only reason they're viable is because everyone else ROYALLY fucked up, but that seems to be the name of the game lately when you try to build the biggest botnet and quality suffers.

>>57187998
Samdung touchjizz was never good, you just didn't know any better.

I don't think you understand. The iPhone is not overpriced, it's overrated.

>>57185565
>best phone on the market
That's fucking hilarious, have you considered a career in comedy?

>>57185056
>Why won't /g/ help me believe I made the right purchase?
FTFY

>iphone 7+ 900$
>s7 edge 650$
I honestly don't see why you would spend 250 more for the iPhone. Prices are real where I live.

>>57187998
S5 was the slowest and most laggy device samsung ever produced. You don't know what you are talking about do you?

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>>57188748
Are you mentally deficient? The s5 is the best phone they made. If its laggy you cant use an android

>>57188839
Have you actually used it you retard? Its a plastic piece of shit with the most bloated touchwizz samsung ever produced. Just google galaxy s5 lag if you dont believe me.

>>57185056
>#1 phone for richfags in every single country
>700 $ mass produced in Chinese suicide factories

You know about Vertu phones, right?

>>57185056
Yeah, as long as you're not trying to sysadmin or write software on your phone, iPhones are better.

I still prefer whatever $0 piece of shit the phone company will give me

>>57185056
>UNIX phone
>can't do unix shit
wow how useful

>>57188884
Ive had one for 3 years you fucking autist. It runs like a godamn dream.

I'm switching to an iPhone later this year. Can't wait.

Is there a reason to buy the iPhone 7 except of the 6s? The 7 seems just to be a price increase without many benefits.

switching from a basic phone to a first gen Motorola G in January.

Give it to me strai/g/ht, how fucked am I?

>>57189286
Not at all

>>57185056
>it's superior because rich people use it

>>57187998
iPhones major issue going forth will be battery. It's running much lower res but still has weaker life than the competition. If they can fix that they have the best phone period and will be able to monopolize the market.

>>57189416
What's it like being poor?

>>57189397
Wont I be prone to security threats? Im afraid to put any important accounts on that thing.

>>57185747
hahahaha, typical ifag
>muh bull steve jobs claimed
This is why nobody takes ifags seriously

>>57187785
How to play webm: Merlin / VLC
app for 4chan: safari

After switching to an iPhone I finally realized the lag droid meme was real. Don't deny it anymore g

>>57187998
>touchwizz
>specifically the worst era of touchwizz
>"shitting on"

>>57185056
>UNIX
only after you jailbreak it

I find lag on all devices at some point if I push them hard enough. Bet I could lag out a new iPhone.

>>57185056
Availability. I still can't find a damn 7 Plus in the US.

Also no 4chan app

Literally not a single valid counter argument to op in this thread. Truly, is there any real need for further discussion? The iPhone is and always has been the greatest smartphone of all time.

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>>57188039
>>57190161
Nothing wrong with Touchwizz on Android 4.4.4.

>>57188748
Never used S5, but I did and still use, Note 4. Considering it's one of the best devices 2 years later in Oct-2016, I'd say it was ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVkaY-F6Zhs

With Android 4.4.4 phone in 2014/15, pushing ~1.78 times more pixels than the iPhone 6 Plus (the Apple Oct-2014 phablet), on a better screen, for the same performance.

>>57189430
I have a hard time believing they'll monopolise the whole world, as they don't aim to monopolise shit. Their target audience is different. But you are correct, the phone could be better. The only reason the 7 Plus is considered the best phone without competition right now is because everything else is pure trash.

I hope OnePlus 4 will fix that.

>Preorder iphone 7 plus
>get it a month after release,
>has electrical buzzing out the ass ruining videos I take with it
Based apple for introducing "coil" whine to phones

primary iphone users: escorts on backpage and teenage whores

primary android users: everyone else

speaks for itself.

>>57185056
It's a phone for hipsters and dumb teenage girls.

>>57191393
Fuck, I was about to order it.

Can you expand?

>>57185056
iPhones have nice hardware and software but it fails to give me my essential freedoms

>>57191611
it's a non-issue people are bringing up because they can't find any other flaws to generate clicks

Richfags buy Vertus and take pictures with Leicas or expensive minicams
They don't like using what everyone else is using.

>>57191611
Well it's a known issue that in some of the earlier batches of iphone 7 plus, it makes electrical noises from around the country area and the mics on the phone pic it up

>>57187785
Vlc for webm
Sideload fortune for 4chan

>>57191704
CPU area, fucking autocorrect

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>>57190631
What is this?

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>>57187998
>they give you the dongle
>mfw

>>57189581
not throwing your money out of the window to look cool does not mean to be poor, kid.

>>57191704
>some of the earlier batches

So, it's safe to order now? I don't think the Plus is even in stock in the UK at the moment.

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When are we going to deprecate Android?

It runs on fucking Java.

>>57185056
I'm contracted phone support for Apple. iPhones are shit, and I see it every day. And don't even get me started on Apple IDs...

What does /g/ think of the Oneplus Three?

>>57192079
90% of /g/ is Indian memeposters, why do you think they love Android so much? They love Java.

>>57192079
I hope google can just slowly and surely introduce go into android and keep dalvik as a scarecrow legacy akin to dark times of webforms that still live side by side with cute f#.

>>57191956
Well I can't say for sure it's only localized in the earlier batches, but it isn't affecting every one of them and apple would be retarded not to fix it before shipping the later ones.

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>>57185056
Because they have shitty screens, huge bezels, and they don't come with an s-pen :^)

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>>57185565
>best phone on the market
>worst screen on the market
>biggest bezels on the market
>only phone without headphone jack on the market
>only phone that will have the same design 3 years in a row on the market

>>57191732
Without jailbreak

>>57192999
>actually the best LCD screen on the market
>same bezels as the Pixlel meme
>started the #noheadphnejack trend, with companies like Le Eco following it's lead
>post yfw the S8 launches with the same design as the S6 and the S7

The only people who hate it are people who want their smartphones to be portable mini-workstations. A lot of people just want a solid smartphone which will barely ever fuck up DUE TO it being very locked down. People don't want to autistically tinker with everything and turn everything into a torrenting machine for Cambodian pedotoons. I keep my tinkering with actual computers.

Enjoy your PajeetROM bloatware botnet OS guys.

Because they cost a fortune for such small storage. It's not acceptable that a 700$ flagship device has 16gb of storage lol.

>57185056

Here's what I like about iPhones:
>good build quality
>ease of use

What I don't like:
>shit screen
>nonexistent file system
>itunes
>quick depreciation
>can't play webms
>non-expandable storage

If only other phone makers have the same build quality as an iPhone, I would buy from them. Samsung has gone to shit. The GS4 I owned died after 2 years.

Sony is the closest one we can get, but they're not manufacturing flagships now due to poor sales.

>>57185565
Logic isn't common here on g

>>57193642
Yes, precisely. Even as someone who torrents a ton of shit and is at least half-weeb, I have a powerful tower sitting at home that fills the niches of torrent machine, workstation, and object of tinkering far, FAR better than any smartphone could ever hope to. I don't need that from my phone too.

Because they're LITERALLY the worst phones out there. I deeply regret ever buying an iPhone 6s.

>100mb download limit
>low res screen
>no expandable storage
>can't share anything over bluetooth
>can only share videos/photos over wifi
>can't use your phone as a usb flash drive
>have to use lagtunes to put media on them that will randomly freeze up/crash for no god damned fucking reason
>camera always applies shitty compression to photos
>low light is fucking dogshit on iPhones. God forbid there is even a light shadow anywhere in your photo
>no torrent apps in the appstore
>battery life is horrible especially if you make phone calls throughout the day
>can't browse files and folders
>multi-tasking is awful after the first few weeks
>back button on apps always change, most don't even left you swipe to go back

My Galaxy S7 has none of these problems.

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>>57194029
>100mb download limit
wut

>low res screen
troll

>no expandable storage
nobody actually uses sd card slots autist

>no bluetooth sharing
lol wrong

>cant use phone as a flash drive
why don't you just yknow get a flash drive?

>can only load media through itunes
wrong. and if it lags, your computer is broken. fix your computer.

>camera compression
literally every phone. get a real camera if you want raw.

>low light
yeah fair

>no torrent apps
who torrents on a fucking mobile network?

>cant browse
why do you want to do this?

>battery life is bad
your phone is defective.

>multitasking is awful after weeks
wut?

>back buttons always change
lol wut


gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>57189430
>iPhones major issue going forth will be battery

Not sure I'd agree with that. If you normalise battery life to capacity most iPhones do well. I usually get about 6.5-7h SOT on my 6S, and not even with the brightness down on minimum.

All

>>57194165
are you purposely trying to act like a retard or do you sincerely believe in the drivel you posted?

>>57194029

>LITERALLY

Stop this shit. We're not on Tumblr. You don't like it because you want your smartphone to be a general purpose computer. Hundreds of millions don't, they want a solid app launcher with cellular capabilities and nothing more. Don't be a fucking sperg.

>>57194187
literally kill yourself

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>>57185527

I like my SE

>>57196256
same, i bought an SE and it's pretty comfortable.
was pretty strange feeling adapting from giant gorilla-hand phones like samsung note series & nexus 6p

>>57193413
Sideloading

>>57196290
What is that?

>>57196993
same as on android except you have to sign it or get some service that does.

>>57191732
What's the name of the 4chan app for iPhone?

>>57197232
Fortune

>>57197416
Where'd you get it? Having a bit of a tough time finding a download for it.

>>57197416
I can't find it on the app store. It requires you to jailbreak your phone doesn't it? I think I'll pass unfortunately. I actually have very sensitive data on my iPhone I would never want hackers to get a hold of.

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>>57193601
>actually the best LCD screen on the market
>best LCD on the market
>best LCD
That's because the only phones on the market still using LCD are cheap shit phones

>same bezels as the stupid meme phone who copied Apple's soon to be 3 year old design
Wow, I'm surprised

>they're starting a trend xD
We both know why they're doing this. Excellent decision business wise but offers no benefit to the customer. Also just because somethings a trend doesn't mean its a good trend.

>because the s6 and s7 have the same style means they are the same design
You're grasping at straws schlomo, if the s8 comes out with the same design as the s7 atleast Samsung will have an excuse seeing as their last flagship was failure. What's Apple's excuse?

I have a note 7 and if likely have an iPhone 7 if Apple didn't flop so badly this year. Even an apple fangirl can admit that this years iPhone was a huge let down. If like to try IOS but wow, I'm sure the iPhone 8 will bring it with their 10th anniversary and all but the 7 is shit.

>>57197425
You have to jailbreak your device (ie rip an asshole in your iPhone that russian and chinese hackers are very eager to rape.)

how do i ublock origin on iphone????

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>>57185440
>I'm rocking the Oneplus One with CM13 and the Kali Nethunter kernel so I can have a working Kali desktop emulation on it.

was kali installed with linux-deploy? can you plug a mouse/keyboard directly on the phone and use it? or do you need to use it via VNC/SSH?

>>57197425
http://moreinfo.thebigboss.org/moreinfo/depiction.php?file=fortuneDp

or just the ipa:
https://np.reddit.com/r/iPAHub/comments/589n0o/update_fortune_141_free_a_4chan_client_for_iphone/

>>57197439
learn to read, retard.
sideloading is totally possible w/o jailbreak:
service:
https://ipawind.com/
manual:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sideloaded/wiki/ipasigning

>>57197473
>sideloading is totally possible w/o jailbreak:
Fortune is not available for sideloading you fucking mongoloid retard.

>>57197473
Thanks, anon.

>>57185565
>iPhone 7
>No headphones jack
>Best phone on the market

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>>57197492
It also has the worst camera on the market too. I was actually considering getting an iPhone 7 but pic related made me do a 180.

>>57194165
>>100mb download limit
>wut

http://forums.imore.com/ios/341981-hate-100mb-download-limit.html

>>low res screen
>troll
t. ray charles

>>no expandable storage
>nobody actually uses sd card slots autist
Source: my ass

>>no bluetooth sharing
>lol wrong
You literally can't. Only possible way to share shit is over wifi.

>>cant use phone as a flash drive
>why don't you just yknow get a flash drive?
More convenient and I can transfer things over wifi/bluetooth instead of only through USB.

>>can only load media through itunes
>wrong. and if it lags, your computer is broken. fix your computer.
LOL, itunes lagged like a motherfucker on my PC that has an i7-3970K sandy bridge processor

>>camera compression
>literally every phone. get a real camera if you want raw.
RAW is literally available on almost all the newest flagship android phones.

>>no torrent apps
>who torrents on a fucking mobile network?
Everyone not retarded enough to sign up with verizon. Sprint gives me over 30Mbps most of the time on my S7. Movies download in like 5 minutes and I can stream them at the same time.

>>cant browse
>why do you want to do this?
because it's useful

>>battery life is bad
>your phone is defective.
Nope, even took it to an apple store and they basically told me to stop using useful features like talking or using the GPS so much.

>>multitasking is awful after weeks
>wut?
After a while apps will generate cache and 2GB of RAM won't be enough. iOS will then constantly start to reload shit because it constantly runs out of RAM. I'd rather have 4GB of RAM then have to clear cache and restart my shitbird every fucking day.

>>back buttons always change
>lol wut
It does. Since everyone apple iOS deve wants to be a special snowflake then change where the back button goes.

>>57197477
Anon just posted instructions.

>>57197979
For sideloading, yes. Not for installing fortune on an iPhone without jailbreak.

>>57198000
So you can't sideload Fortune. That sucks

>>57197531
>360
ftfy

>>57197675
>30Mbps
>Movies download in like 5 minutes
t. YIFY

>>57185056
i hate it cause i can't fucking play webms without haxxing

Only poorfags think they are rich because they bought a $800 phone.

>>57198036
Nope, I download the ~4GB 1080p rips. Still only takes about 5 minutes to completely download a movie but I can start streaming in like 5 seconds.

>>57185056
Shilling needs to be subtle, anon.

Can you use Fortune without jailbreaking or not

>>57198270
>Can you use Fortune without jailbreaking or not
Nope.

>>57198286
Well fuck

>>57198286
Yes you can.

>>57198482
Source: my ass

>>57198531
See
>>57197473

>>57198578
That requires jailbreaking your iPhone you dipshit.

>>57185056
Because as rich as I might be, I still like tinkering with my devices. Even after jailbreaking, an iDevice is locked down to the point it's unusable.
On my android phone I can install a Debian chroot and do everything I can with my laptop. I can even write avr-gcc assembly and straight away burn it to my microcontroller using the USB ISP, which would have been impossible with an iPhone.

This IS a technology board, so naturally people here care more about tinkerability, customizability and openness, not "superiority" just because some rich people use it

I've always wondered how only the US is obsessed with iPhones? Are the people there really that braindead?

>>57185056
Meh. I've had iPhones and I'm just going to buy a chinkphone next. Better features for the money and they still have a fucking headphone jack.

>>57198966
It's global, not only the US

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>>57198966
>US
>Are the people there really that braindead?

I live here, and yes.

>>57198966
ever seen chinese?

Got the 7 in jet black recently, can't believe they actually managed to tweak the shambolic 6 design into something pleasing.

>teenager gets an iPhone because all the cool kids have it
>comes to /g/ to try and justify his purchase and "convert" us all

Apple users are the vegans of the technology world.

>>57199102
>Here's to the rebels
>Written in a pixel font
>A pixel font that isn't Charcoal
what a retard

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>>57199278

>>57199224
see >>57197531

>>57199370
doesn't bother me, wouldn't ever buy an android anyway.

>>57185619
>you

>>57185056
your post is a lie thats why no one likes apple

>>57199401
>doesn't bother me, wouldn't ever buy a good product anyway.

Ok iKiddie.

>>57185545
>basically the mobile version of the "2000$ facebook machine"-meme.
I know someone who got an iphone 6s and spend about 100 on the case. this was about 8 months ago. ive never seen him use it for anything besides facebook and browsing the internet or buying shit at Amazon. he coulda spent 200 or 300 on a phone and been able to do all the same shit and saved a bunch of money.

>>57199424
Why are you even in the iPhone thread?
Could it be you're self conscious about your own purchase.

>>57197531
Any comparisons like this that also include the Pixel? Really interested in seeing that.

>>57199433
But, nobody uses their phone for more than that because that's literally all they can do.

>>57189227
The batteries suck dick after a year of use and they probably stopped production of that model, it's also water resistant, which isn't actually a meme you can actually submerge it underwater for like 4 minutes.

>>57199500
>The batteries suck dick after a year of use
>>57185565
>best phone on the market

Yeah you're all idiots.

>>57185576
That fucker is scary

XNU's Not Unix
It also doesn't even come with xterm, you piece of shit OP.

>>57199590
I have trendy rich friends that only use iphone, they hate the thing's with a passion, they turn into shit after 8 or 9 month's.

I like the design, but Id rather get an one plus 3 and do something else with the rest of the money.

>>57198286
>>57198531
>>57198606
You're actually retarded I have fortune without jailbreak the reddit guide clearly says nothing about jail breaking so please don't tell these nice anons they cannot do something when they clearly can

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>>57185056
> held its own for almost a decade and has consistently been the best performing phone in the world

Best performing phone? In sales sure not in actual potential and power.

> It's the #1 phone for richfags in every single country
Because richfags don't understand tech and so see a shiny expensive phone and think "Oh, that must be the best" Then have everyone else get them due to the proprietary software he uses.

> Why does /g/ hate iPhones
First suggesting /g/ is one entity. Second because /g/ overall is mostly against overspending on tech.

> http://www.apple.com/iphone-7/
NVM this is just a troll or a shill.

>>57198000
Use a Mac OS VM or a true mac to sideload apps with Xcode. Is that so hard?

>>57197675
The 100mb limit only applies to the App Store retard.

>>57197675
>Bluetooth sharing
AirDrop nigga
>raw pictures
iPhone 6s or later can take pics in RAW

>>57203296
IT REQUIRES JAILBREAK FOR FORTUNE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

>>57203306
>"They only chopped off the top of your cock, you'll be fine"

>>57203335
>>Bluetooth sharing
>AirDrop nigga
Is over wifi which is not bluetooth you mongoloid retard.

>>raw pictures
>iPhone 6s or later can take pics in RAW
The camera sensor is still dogshit especially in low light

>>57188402
No reply to this, so I'll assume I'm right in thinking iphone is overpriced as fuck.

>>57203296
who the fuck still uses Xcode for that if there's Cydia Impactor, which even works on Win/Linux.

>>57203447
>IT REQUIRES JAILBREAK FOR FORTUNE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
bull, Fortune may use one private API, for blurs and a questionable method to rebind some C symbols. But these can be executed from the sandbox without issue.

>>57204650
Will you write out instructions on how to get Fortune on iPhone without jailbreak? If you do you have an Apple customer for life

>>57204668
like in >>57197473
1. get the .ipa
2. sideload it with Cydia Impactor

>>57198000
He posted ipa in that same post learn to read