fuck it
>>57182713
Install Gentoo
Put it in storage until it becomes "Vintage". Resell on eBay at a huge markup. That seems to be what people are doing with any computer from the 90's these days. BAKA at people selling early 90's IBM systems for over $1000.
Stick optiplex in pooper
>>57182713
Use it to research how to take better pictures.
Take a shit in it.
>>57182713
Build a new machine in its case, since it's a nice sturdy not-too-ugly one. You just need to cut an IO shield hole in it. That's what I did and it's working great.
>>57182713
use it as a virus playground, or test area for any program that could be malicious
>>57182713
upgrade the 2MB ram, install Elementarytoo
>1.8 GHz
My mom's 530 Slim came with a 2.2 GHz Pentium and 3 GB RAM...... did dell offer different customizations?
>>57182713
Use it as a space heater. Use Debian, start an Apache web server and host and open directory of .SWF games with no HTML overlay whatsoever. Maybe host an IRC channel bemoaning the fall of eBaumsWorld.
>>57182901
RIP
>>57182713
microwave with some fluff
fluff is always fun to microwave
>>57182713
cum on it
Install AOL
>>57182713
throw it in the bin
>>57182713
>2MB RAM
what?