/g/ humour thread

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iPhones I guess

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>>57182717
>iPhone
Just that word already make me kek

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I just wanted to post something

>>57182748
Sucks to be poor, uh.

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>>57182985
Indeed. You have to buy apple products while sleeping on the floor.

>>57183032
lazy phone poster

>>57182647
>shovelware

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>>57184088

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>>57184102

>>57183007
>mfw people actually think they own their newest iPhone

>>57182748
Have fun with note7bombs faggot

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>>57184116

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>>57184152

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>>57184414

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>>57184439

>>57184102
someone sauce this hentai

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>>57184450

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>>57184486

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>>57184497

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>>57184504

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>>57184514

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>>57184524

>>57184507
What's the story behind this?

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>>57184532

>>57184116
as a user in that site, i keked

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>>57184550
>>57184537
a faggot posts in the bst threads all the time showing his faggot socks and eventualy people got fed up with him

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>>57184573

>>57182853
1/10, you tried.

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>>57184582

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>>57184591
my personal favorite

>>57184532
>tfw my "bonzi buddo" comment is in that pic

>>57184604
O U C H
U
C
H

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>>57184604

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>>57184629

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>>57184637

>>57184604
post lightbulb

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>>57184650

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>>57184659

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>>57184659
What????

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>>57184668

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>>57184706

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>>57184715

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>>57184637

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>>57184720

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>>57184733

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>>57184743

>>57184743
>grounded
>actual bucket of soil
kek

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>>57184754

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>>57184762

>>57184773
probably does work tho

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>>57184773

>>57183968
sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIvUbOhcKE

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>>57184792

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>>57184805

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>>57184834

>>57184792
connect to battery and use as handwarmer

>>57182647
I've seen a variant of this with a hammer, used as an interview question.

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>>57184843

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>>57184880

>>57184773
I'm amazed they were able to bend

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>>57184908

>>57184870
What was the question?

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>>57184924

>>57184927
Connect it to the computer. It was a trick question though.

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>>57184933

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>>57184947
ill end on this for now may post some more later

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>>57184604

>>57183968
i love this dude

>>57184637
listening to music on the iphone7

>>57184958
Hey, Russia has our machines.

>>57184940
>the real trick in the question came after you managed to connect it

>>57184720
"if everything i say is false, am i telling the truth?"

>>57184507
Who is that japanese drawn girl on the monitor?

>>57185050
"How does a breast feel like?"

>>57184724

I'll show you later

>>57185079
fucking lost it

>>57185102
who is this 4chan?

>>57184762
i was waiting for this

>>57185127
I bet this kid has numlock on for months and doesn't know how to turn it off

>750$ for a phone
>probably does not own a xps dell
good phones are for goyim

>>57184762
Is that nut really glowing red hot? Or are my eyes playing tricks on me

>>57185084
artist's name is Kuvshinov-Ilya

>>57185200
It's a Russian LED.

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>>57185164
>those guys are assholes i did a thing i didnt know what it did and i didnt like what it did and its their fault!
why is reddit even allowed to exist

>>57184486
worthy kek

>>57182853
Reading that book is too much work. Is there an abridged version?

>>57184659
>tfw bought an i5 instead of i7
>can't design my own website

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>>57185127
keked at the file name

>>57185127
To be fair, from that position, it seems to be more comfortable typing like that.

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>>57184958

>>57185464
Wouldn't it be more comfortable to put your arms down, and type fast?

Maybe if your stomach is so big you can't put your elbows back... or... nevermind.

>>57184803

This guy's the shit, just watched a few of his videos, first time hearing about this guy.

Thanks for sauce

>>57182717
I dont get this pic

>>57185972
he's clearly on a bus without elbow room.

>>57185090
loooooooooool

>>57185144
lol didn't know carmack was such an autist

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>>57184908

>>57185827
fsck doesn't format hdd's, nor does it have an "-f" argument

>>57182717
explain. EXPLAIN!

>>57184130
>implying anyone wants the actual latest iPhone

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>>57184497
I wanted it to be real goddammit

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>>57184668

>>57187969
Where's does that phone number lead too?

>>57185283
>The Anarchist Cookbook
>Hara Hara Tokei

>>57188114
googled it and apparently it's FBI Boston Division

>>57188114
Lolmygod...top kek of the century spoiler alert..................it the FBI's bomb squad department.

>>57184088
KEK!

>>57184650
orbán for lájf

>>57188114

Here you have my friend. Next time use google :^)

https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/boston/press-releases/2013/fbi-assists-boston-police-department-regarding-the-explosions-along-the-marathon-route-and-remains-on-scene

>>57188303
>And I'm sitting here thinking:
>Shoulda installed gentoo.

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>>57188328

>>57188303
it's always drivers, wrongly setup usually

>>57184116

#include <gmp.h>
#include <string.h>

int main(void) { 
  unsigned long int n;
  unsigned long int zero_count;
  mpz_t factorial_n;
  char * factorial_n_str;

  n = 100000;
  zero_count = 0;
  mpz_init_set_ui(factorial_n, n--);

  while(n > 1) {
    mpz_mul_ui(factorial_n, factorial_n, n--);
  }

  factorial_n_str = mpz_get_str(NULL, 10, factorial_n);

  factorial_n_str = factorial_n_str + ((int)strlen(factorial_n_str) - 1);

  while(*factorial_n_str == '0') {
    zero_count++;
    factorial_n_str--;
  }

  gmp_printf("%lu\n", zero_count);

  return 0;
}

Proc Status

Name:   a.out
Umask:  0022
State:  S (sleeping)
Tgid:   2904
Ngid:   0
Pid:    2904
PPid:   2810
TracerPid:      0
Uid:    0       0       0       0
Gid:    0       0       0       0
FDSize: 256
Groups: 0 1 2 3 4 6 10 19 
NStgid: 2904
NSpid:  2904
NSpgid: 2904
NSsid:  2810
VmPeak:     8792 kB
VmSize:     7712 kB
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VmRSS:      2584 kB
RssAnon:            1172 kB
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RssShmem:              0 kB
VmData:     1096 kB
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VmExe:         4 kB
VmLib:      2352 kB
VmPTE:        40 kB
VmPMD:        12 kB
VmSwap:        0 kB
HugetlbPages:          0 kB
Threads:        1
SigQ:   0/127705
SigPnd: 0000000000000000
ShdPnd: 0000000000000000
SigBlk: 0000000000000000
SigIgn: 0000000000000000
SigCgt: 0000000000000000
CapInh: 0000000000000000
CapPrm: 0000003fffffffff
CapEff: 0000003fffffffff
CapBnd: 0000003fffffffff
CapAmb: 0000000000000000
Seccomp:        0
Cpus_allowed:   ff
Cpus_allowed_list:      0-7
Mems_allowed:   00000000,00000001
Mems_allowed_list:      0
voluntary_ctxt_switches:        1
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10MB of RAM is not that much

>>57188573
>10MB of RAM is not that much
people like you killed programming

>>57184880
gold.

>>57185237
it's a dumpster.
we have containment boards for tards like this but we just couldn't keep them all there.
this is where Feggit comes in.

>>57183007
Capitalism

>>57184762
>not naming it "Soviet LED.jpg"

>>57184629
>that look
he knew exactly what he was doing...

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>>57184604

>>57184116
First time i saw this i laughed like crazy for 5 minutes. Then i remembered this image sometime later and laughed again.

I don't know why but i know i laughed more than i should have.

>>57184116
Is this real? Link to the original?

>Pajeet Going apeshit
Trolling scammers sounds like a nice way to pass time


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHD9-41EN3s

>>57184116
Really makes me think...

>>57189300
>Gentoo
>Fedora
>Windows XP

Yeah as if. They would be using Red Hat

>>57184573
I miss the guy who posted the badly drawn shops with fagsox.

>>57185079

Why is the monitor suspended too?

>>57185127

>doing your homework on the bus to school

This kid's not gonna make it.

>>57189300

Why are they sticking their tongues out?

>>57185127
I had to do this on the Surface Pro because the keyboard stops working randomly. What a piece of shit.

>>57184102
>age of empires iii
>a videogame
>compiling
I pray you realize this image is bait, and you're not actually retarded. Videogames don't compile.

>>57187969
that grill is a qt

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>>57190212
>>57190254
simply epic, include me in the screencap

>>57189228
His windows isn't even activated

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>>57190212
>>57190254

oh boyyyyy never go full retard


NEW MEME IS BORN HOLY SHIT


VIDEOGAMES DONT COMPILE

>>57184792
>and as you see here, vector fields possess a magnitude and direction for every point in space

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>>57185827

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>>57190397

>>57190152
it's the other guy's ear, kek

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>>57190412

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>>57190437

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>>57190454

>>57184439
>tfw years ago i drove behind a car with a GENTOO license plate in missouri but my phone was dead and i couldn't take a picture.

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>>57190466

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>>57190478

>>57190212
It's not like they don't, vg = non-free software, therefore they usually come pre-compiled. Those guys are overreacting.

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>>57190490

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pic related. its coxwizard from battlestations threads

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>>57190498

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>>57184573
this is the guy btw

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>>57190504

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>>57190523

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>>57190539

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Something I actually seen

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>>57190212
>Videogames don't compile.

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>>57190542

>>57190547
> 512 MB DDR
> £ 0.10
Hmm, it's usually about £ 7 here. I couldn't deal with that price, so I stole one from work.

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>>57190568

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>>57190584

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>>57184773
I had to do the same thing to install a stock am3 heatsink on a dell motherboard.

I also had to flex the GTX 670 I installed so it would clear the RAM slot clips. It's held in with a zip tie.

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>>57190595

>>57189980
7800 is an old pos but I cry a lil.

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>>57190609

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>>57190629

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>>57190607
sorry it's a shitty picture, I didn't take any pictures until I installed it and I had to drill out the mounts in the motherboard and install the heatsink upside-down.

Here's how I held in the ethernet cable because I don't have a crimper to reterminate it.

>>57184116

import java.math.BigInteger;
import java.text.NumberFormat;

public class lol
{
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        Runtime runtime = Runtime.getRuntime();
        NumberFormat format = NumberFormat.getInstance();

        BigInteger total = new BigInteger("1");

        for (Long i = 100000L; i > 0; --i)
        {
            total = total.multiply(new BigInteger(i.toString()));
        }

        long allocatedMemory = runtime.totalMemory();
        System.out.println("ALLOC: " + format.format(allocatedMemory / 1024));
    }
}

Using this I get about 800mb, which lines up in task manager. fucking ridiculous.

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>>57190637

>>57184088
but that's 100% correct
feminism has a lot of shit wrong with it but what you posted was an example of proper feminism.
phrases like "real men" are jokes but subconsciously set us up to be sexist. It's not helpful to men or women.
its the same thing as saying "you're not black enough" instead of "you're not hood enough"

>>57190582
>512 MB DDR1
>so I stole one from work

Is your workplace in the year 2001?

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>>57190655

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>>57190677

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>>57190688

>>57190547
I'd actually take those hard drive and that razershit mouse, looks like good stuff for the money.

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>>57190698

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>>57190713

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>>57190657

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>>57190733

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>>57190743
sorry wrong one

>>57183484
Underrated

>>57190375
>*In a matter of minutes. Probably.

>>57190743
seriously cool!

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>>57190753

>>57190738
I will literally never take you idiots seriously again if you disagree with what I said

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>>57190773

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>>57190787

>>57190466
I remember the original, was it about a World of Warcraft mount, or that shitty golden horse armor in Oblivion?

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>>57190801
>>57190806
it was WOW

>>57190787
What are they doing?

>>57190523
me on the left

>>57190820
NSA level memory wiping

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>>57190815

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>>57190825

>>57190820
thats the clinton email servers

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>>57190839

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>>57190850

>>57184585
t. mahmood al-bil kareem

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>>57190869

>>57185127
He isn't typing

Pointing at the girls legs in front of him for the picture.

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>>57190882

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This triggers the sysadmin

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>>57190882

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>>57190892

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>>57190904

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>>57190904

>>57190713

Would Pay $800 for / 10

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>>57190916

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>>57190930

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>>57190942

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>>57190743
>when u make a typo

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>>57190955

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>>57190976

>>57190893
I don't mind the cables, that's ""normal"" is the placebo fans pushing hot hair at the holes in the ceiling

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>>57190987

>>57190960

This is more painful to watch than those cartel and ISIS videos.

>>57190904
What case is that? I can tell it's a cooler master something from the 5.25 bay latches.

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>>57191001

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>>57191043

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>>57191046

>>57191043
>>57191046
>>57191050
2/10

>>57185164
This is fun

$(echo 3a28297b3a7c3a267d3b3a0a | xxd -r -p)
[\code]

>>57182985
Why do people keep saying that when there a lot of phones on the same price range as apple phones. What the hell?

>>57191108
I'm assuming because most iPhone owners also buy into the whole ecosystem and get about $500 of useless accessories.

>>57184414
That's actually really cute.

>>57190657
Men is the plural for man, which doesn't just mean male, it also means humanity.

However, I suppose changing it to programmers isn't so bad, but to bitch about it or act like it's a bigger deal than it is is retarded.

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>>57189300
>LHC
>not a toy used by self absorbed children

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>>57191287
ha that fucking rich

>>57185090
Unless he changed the curtains, it's not the same fag

>>57189300
I like that this image tried to imply that Windows is on par with GNU/Linux, and even better than OS X which is laughable.

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Mayonnaise strong

>>57191287
????????????????????????
i dont own a phone, are phone fags really this stupid?

>>57190713

This comic fag fucked up his point, because that's potentially the coolest phone ever.

>>57191398
those madmen actually quantified experience

godspeed x-fi

>>57184706
I didn't know this was a rage thread.

rip thread, image limit reached

>>57190607
>>57190582
Was cexfest as fun as the higher ups made it seem or was it three days of frat boy tier forced drinking

>>57190806
COD DLC

>>57191380
8-tracks are too unreliable, desu.

>>57191348
Where would semen be, approximately?

>>57191297
heeeheeeeheeeheee

>>57191603
Only one way to find out

New thread?

>>57190815
I've always wondered what do students do with their laptops during class?
I studied engineering for 5 years, never had the need for a computer during class.
Took notes on a notebook. As does everyone.
Can someone explain?

>>57191656
facebook

>>57191656
>cannot comprehend the idea of taking notes on your laptop

>>57190904
...actually not bad, in terms of craftsmanship

>>57191695
the top right pic looks like a super nintendo, lol

>>57191714
>Pass since 2012
>tfw pre gemergate/fappening is an oldfag

>>57189965
The ISS uses Debian apparently.

So yeah probably Debian or CentOS/RHEL. Also probably Scientific Linux.

>>57191656
Engineering is probably diagram-heavy, but most classes aren't, and I can type far more quickly than I can write. It'a a lot harder to lose or fuck up digital notes, too.

Back in uni I didn't have a laptop, but I wished I did. I loathed juggling so much paper based shit; it's heavy, bulky, inconvenient, and generally a massive pain in the ass. I was always struggling to write notes fast enough to keep up with my professors, too; there are many classes where a quarter or more of the notes were just missing.

>>57191735
pass didn't exist until 2012
I was here since 2006 but do not consider myself a oldfag

>>57191752

Oldfag status starts sometime 2005 (originalfag is 2004 to 2005).

>>57191773
originalfag is 2003

>>57189965
For a long time they did use XP

>>57191737
Same for the ISS way back when

I doubt they still use windows. Maybe the LHC does for general interface computers.

>>57184088
>>57190657
The phrase "We came in peace for all mankind", inscribed on a plaque left on the Moon by the crew of Apollo 11, is derived from the Act's declaration of NASA's policy and purpose:

The Congress hereby declares that it is the policy of the United States that activities in space should be devoted to peaceful purposes for the benefit of all mankind.

The Act was subsequently amended to remove gender bias, so that this policy statement now reads:

>Devotion of Space Activities to Peaceful Purposes for Benefit of All Humankind.--
Congress declares that it is the policy of the United States that activities in space should be devoted to peaceful purposes for the benefit of all humankind

>>57190713
are you kidding
I'd fucking buy that

>>57191380
>>57191869

t. neckbeards

>>57190713
Still no audio jack I see

>>57191907

Bottom Right.

>>57191373
No, that's an iPad. I'd say this is iOS 5 or 6 - the design was heavily skeumorphic at the time, everything was about imitating real objects.

>>57192051
Am I a newfag for liking skeumorphism, something about windows aero and Apple aqua just makes me wanna lick em like steve jobs said back in the year 2000.

>>57192081
I don't know, I like it myself, too, but it aged a bit badly. That whole gradient thing, too.

>>57190412
Wat?

>>57192081
There's nothing wrong with well executed skeumorphism in my opinion. It's extremely helpful to signaling to users possible actions and it can make software more "welcoming" and warm by looking like it wants to be touched and interacted with. By comparison, modern flat UIs are often extremely ambiguous and cold, often forcing users to just poke everything to try to figure out what it does (or doesn't).

>>57190212
>Videogames don't compile.
[insert reaction image here]

>>57189806
Triggered

>>57184591
saved

>>57188005
They removed the bad ones obviously.

>>57184497
the facination for Steve Jobs is surreal
>Typical CEO
>exploit chinese children in your factories
>consider his consumers as sheeps
>yet, be idolized like crazy
When you think about all the crap Philip Knight got.

>>57190904
my 5yr old daughter would love this.

>>57190497
something similar i planned to do with my rad and res at some point

>>57182985
I had so much keks today, geeeeeez
btw are you enjoying your new mini jack?
Also I heard your masters wanted to remove usb, got some lubricants I guess?

>>57190268
>>57190318
>>57190563
>>57192340
You know exactly what I meant. Are you guys seriously this autistic? I guess you get triggered when I say swimmers don't practice skiing, too. The influx of reddit on this sight is seriously getting out of control.

Never go full August, see
>>57190492

>>57190268
>>57190254
>>57190492
>>57190563
>>57192340
aut*sm?

>>57190629
Wait... Thats my local apple tech support guy

>>57190629
>jared_20150707.webm

>>57191656

My IT subjects mostly had us sit down and listen to some twat read off 50-60 slides. Those same slides were available to us and just a regurgitation of book X. So the laptop was just for games browsing, there's no need to take notes of what's already given in that context.

I'd also never go back to using the university computers, you still need a USB to take shit home and work on it as we couldn't access our internal network storage remotely.

Didn't help that many of my lectures had thick accents so I eventually gave up, why teach in English if a large portion of the audience can't understand.

>>57190820

Cutting mobo I think. You want to destroy the HDDs more than that, but it's probably some jewish thing about destorying old equipment than letting someone take it out of the trash.

>>57190839
Gentoo isn't even on the list of OS's Stallman supports

>>57184637
Saved

>>57184958
"the atm doesnt work"
kek

>>57190801
I still honestly can't think of a faster way to find primes within a particular range than to test divisibility by only prime numbers. It looks horrible but its faster than testing divisibility with odd integers up to root(n), or filling out an array of primes.

>>57184102
sauce on that lewd?

>>57193340
its getting sucked into systemd anyway. i wouldnt tell anyone to install it.

>>57192981
No, just reddit.

>>57184550

HUElympics?

>>57184762
>>57184754
>>57184743
These are /diy/
they have one of a water boiler with the gas pipe glowing red too

>>57190412
do you have the version with Trump shoped under it

>>57190490
i think this pic is udsed on the german wikipedia for toolbar or adware

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>>57190839
saved

>>57192981
No, just reddit.

>>57184604

That womyn has experienced the pain of childbirth. A mere soldering iron causes her no discomfort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gibSd1vzbqA

>>57185079
Cloud computing