did anyone here order the gpd win? thoughts?

you fags keep complaining about handheld/portable pcs but once one releases you don't buy it. i guess i might have to take the plunge to see if it's worth it then

>>57164779
That's because they always suck

>>57164779
Ship it without a windows license and I might consider it.

>>57163881
>>>/v/

Going to order one with my next pay check, been skeptical since I saw it last spring. Now that it is out and am seeing vids I can't wait.

I did. I'm really excited about how much sustained performance that Atom chip can output with that active cooling. Biggest problem with Atom chips has always been throttling due to excessive heat with passive coolers on netbooks.

>>57164818
There is no Windows license, faggot. Windows is free for devices with screens under 9"

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OHHH SHIT NIGGERS!

>>57164942
>engrish ishnt our fursh language
>has a keyboard so small it's fucking worthless and you may as well be using onscreen keyboard
why do faggots give other faggots who make faggotshit like this monies?

>>57164889
That they added a fan was probably the final selling point for me. I nearly bought a Teclast 98 pro last year for old games but got turned off by the reported throttling.

>>57163881
Can it still be ordered, or are they only fulfilling the crowdfunding lot?

>>57165002
Keyboard is much bigger than old slider phones, and you could get pretty damn fast on them with practice

>>57165302
It's still available to order on the Chinkshit resellers like Gearbest, no idea about wait times

ha ha the nintendo switch is better you faggots just got BTFO by nintendo

>>57163881
FYI, there are already reviews out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm08TdboHbg

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>>57165393
Good one anon.

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>>57163881
>some fucking idiot STILL trying to shill this piece of shit

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>>57163881
I'm hyped. Here's a video for all the Lincucks out there of the GDP Win running Ubuntu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsNZk0ydqeQ

>>57163881
>no cell antenna

FUCKING WHY

I's far rather carry a pocket laptop that can make calls than deal with any more crippled app shit mobile cancer.

>>57165785
>>57163881
>not getting smachz

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smachteam/smach-z-the-handheld-gaming-pc

>>57166127
>touch pad controls

>>57166170
>being blind

>>57166179
You are the blind here.

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>>57166127
>"""""portable"""""

>>57166203
>being blind

>>57163881
>thoughts?

I don't know what you're expecting, anon. Just about none of them have shipped yet.

>>57166228
>

>>57166170
>buttons are touchpads

Fuck off retard.

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>>57166228
You are retarded.

>>57166255
b-but t-there is a stick here...

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>>57166255
You are retarded. Fuck off retard.

>>57166127
>25.5cm
>handheld portable

>>57166255
Fuck off retard.

>>57166234
Wrong, check jewtube again.

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>>57166127
>RAM memory

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pls

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>>57166317
>expecting everyone to know about these shitty renders that have no real prototype yet

Wow your argument really got me, you win.

Btw that concept sounds really shitty.

>>57166382
Fuck off retard.

>>57166382
>being blind

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>>57166374
>Phone functionality

HAHAHAH FUCKING HELL

Finally, something that will be worse than the N-Gage

>>57166374
>350k Windows 10 support

It will run what if they don't reach that goal? Windows 7?

>>57166401
>>57166414
no samefagg i promice sir

>>57166428
SteamOS

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>>57166462
So they will lock the bootloader if they don't get enough shekels?

>>57166494
>linux variant
>locked bootloader

>>57166494
No, read the fucking kickstarter page. Idiot.

>>57166501
Is this Android

>>57166517
It's literally a x86 tablet with built in game controls. And if they get enough shekels, phone support.

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>>57166513
No, I don't care about this shitty product. It looks like shit, the stick is so badly placed that my thumb hurts just looking at it, its XBOX fuckhuge, probably weighs a ton and has those shitty Steam-Controller pads.
I only like the thought of you /v/irgin getting mad for wasting your money on kickstarter.

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>>57166552
>phone support

>>57166563
I don't like the product either, but I don't make stupid assumptions out of pure ignorance.

>>57166552

pls let this happen

>>57163881
If it wasent a gayman machine i would already have one.

>X86_64 with active cooling is just stupid when you can achieve better power eficiency with arm and passive cooling while keeping similar performance.

>Too much investment in controls for gaymes and not on the keyboard.

>>57166578
It will mostly be used for 4g internet retard. We aren't in the early 2000s anymore.

>>57163881
that keyboard looks uncomfy af

>>57164779
>want a modern UMPC
>one comes out
>it's shit
Why would I buy it?

Don't worry op I'll tell you when I get it. But you know how csg shipping is

>>57165785
I find this extremely reassuring. Too many low power devices require you to fight for Linux support

I did. I haven't gotten mine yet. I'm a little disappointed that they are deciding to cheap out at the last second and go with the Z8700 instead of the Z8750 like was promised on their IGG page. Other than that, I think I'll be happy with it anyway.

I really wanted this for PS2 emulation but from what I've seen it really struggles with everything from PS2 onward, at least I have a lot of games in my steam library that shouldn't be a problem though.

>>57165948
Get a dirt cheap phone or a $0 phone with the telecom. Wireless tether them.
Keep phone in pocket, or your grade-school Spiderman backpack.
Problem solved.

>>57163881
I've actually been trying to find something like that to learn code on the go without bringing a backpack with my laptop

>>57169582
Weren't they going to use the 8500 initially?

I'm happy they bumped it up at all without asking for more. There is like a 5% difference between the 8700 and the 8750 anyway.

>>57164779
Because it's an ugly abortion for faggot gamers with a shitty, cramped keyboard? I'd rather just get an Atom tablet.

>>57169632
Have you ever tried PS2 emulation on your PC? Shit needs like a 4.5ghz i5/i7 to sustain 60fps in some games. Atom is like 1/6th the processing power needed.

>>57169879
yeah the ps2 emulator is garbage. that thing might be able to emulate gamecube or wii games though

>>57169798
I didn't find out about that until later. My friend sent me the link and they had 10 units left on the IGG page and I saw Z8750 so I caved and backed it. The part I don't like is that the IGG backers basically financed it with their early backing but GPD sent the first units to people from a Chinese site that backed it after the IGG had already met its goal. And those units are the Z8750 while the IGG backers get the Z8700. It just irks me that they did that.

>>57169879
Yeah I realize that, but it's just always been a dream of mine to have a PS2 in my pocket. I'd like to try the play! PS2 emulator on it though as I've heard it's more efficient but it doesn't have as wide a compatability as pcsx2

>>57169911
wow that's some hardcore cucking. i hope this thing does well though so we can get more stuff like it, maybe even one without gaming controls

>>57163881
I would be interested in a Zen APU refresh eventually.

>>57166127
SMACH is a meme. They have scheduled it to be shipped in April and they still can't manage to stuff al the shit they want into the mold.

They also somehow want it to be passively cooled with a chip that gets thermal throttled into the next tomorrow by indieshit.

I've read quite some of their chatter and it gives off the impression that they just don't know what they are doing.

>>57166317
All the versions with these are already sold out and "Reward no longer available"