Coding

>>57156815
I first tell them there's a fucking difference between "they're", "their" and "there", then I tell them to fuck off because I don't associate with people who cannot write proper English.

>>57156815
>they're
Java. Because they will accept it without a hassle.

Am I allowed to compile different builds for different OS'es? If not, an interpreter or a JIT language is the only option

>>57156824
Autocorrect motherfucker, have you heard of it?

>>57156846
Say you're allowed to, then what language?

>>57156874
What do I care? If you can't control your auto-correct you can't control your business. And if you don't reread your own posts, you don't make sure you don't acquire stuff you don't actually need.

>>57156824
Gramatically it's correct. Just some fucked up company that sells it's employees using a program that runs on windows, gnu+ linux and OSX

SAP

Assembly

erlang

>>57156915
Don't be mad, bro. Try to get some rest.

brainfuck

>>57156815
Python because fuck you, that's why.

>>57156815

All these C#/Java brogrammers need to get the picture loud and clear - C/C++ is the only way and it will never, ever die. If anything, it's Java/Rust/C#/D/Dart/whatever the fuck that will die before C/C++ ever does.

Lazarus.

Write once, butthurt anywhere.

>>57156953
this. You sell them on an ERP, make bank, and then charge them outrageous pricing as a consultant to implement, fix, and maintain in the future.

/thread

>>57156815

Brainfuck

>>57157107
>You sell them on an ERP
l-lewd

>>57156815
Haskell

>>57157107
Is that the same as doing it in C++/Java/etc and then stripping out all the comments or something?

>>57156815
depends on what the app needs to do but most likely an electron dekstop app or a nodejs web app

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>>57157041

YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME!!

>>57156826
But why use this versatile OO language that already runs on every platform ? You really should be using that functional low level language everyone used 10 years ago otherwise the big kids will think you are a joke.