daily reminder

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>tfw to intelligent to be a permavirgin

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remember to exercise

>>57145438
explain tesla then.

>>57145482
He had sex with pigeons

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daily reminder

>>57145474
Does sex with my waifu count?

>>57145474
Eating shit also stimulates your immune system.

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>tfw to intelligent too have sex

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lel at all these virgin babies immediately backpedaling to hide their insecurity

>>57145474
So THAT'S why I get sick so easily

>>57145495
>pigeons
he wasn't a whote
>I have been feeding pigeons, thousands of them for years. But there was one, a beautiful bird, pure white with light grey tips on its wings; that one was different. It was a female. I had only to wish and call her and she would come flying to me. I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.

>>57145438
Well, I guess I'm fucked then.

...wait - does that count?

>>57145438
>>57145594
In my experience sex absolutely does not make me smarter. I never have better or honestly any ideas after sex. Having sex just makes me think about and want more sex to the detriment of anything else I may have going on.

Honestly it's just a massive distraction keeping me from thinking better and getting shit that actually matters done.

Though in all honesty I think I may have a bit of a sex problem.

>>57145768
I have no sex, that is technically a sex problem too. The dose makes it toxic.

>>57145546
So biological warfare will never affect Apple customers?

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virgins btfo

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just werks

>>57147231
>more money = more happiness

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>>57146014
my sides

>>57147231
I'd rather have $100k. In fact, if I have sex every second day with an escort for $500, I'd still have $10k left.

>>57145529
especially desu

>>57147231
>she's behind him
haha bottomfag.

>>57145594
really stimulates your neutrons