How does /g/ pronounce SQL? Ess Cue Ell? Sequel? School? Other?

"obsolete"

>>57144017
jiff

>>57144021
mongoloidDB shill spotted

>>57144017
I pronounce it "Skool"

its sequel

>>57144017
it's an acronym so you pronounce it as a word so Sequel is correct

SQL would be just initials if said independently

Nasa is an acronym because you say it as a word if you said En Ey Es Ey it would just be initials

It's sequel.
But a lot of people when they talk about MySQL, they say "My Ess Queue Ell"

It doesn't really matter you fucking worthless shit fuck faggotron.

>>57144017
WingTipToys :^)

Seequell

es-ku-eru for you gaijins

>>57144017
ˈsiːkwəl
http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/260112?redirectedFrom=SQL#eid

>>57144148
This is the right answer.

es ku el

>>57144017
seequhl

Ese cu ele

>>57144046

God I fucking hate Mongo. We use it on our customer appliances and it's such a headache.

ess cue ell, skwul if I feel like actually pronouncing the initialism

Squeal because the sound that a dolphin makes and thats the logo for MySQL.

How do you pronounce SQLite?
Ess Kyu Lite?

>>57145130
Like Woolite but with an S before the W

Like skewer but with an L instead

>>57145145
*but with an Sk

How do you guys pronounce gentoo ?

>>57145187
"gen" as in generation and "too"

"Essecuelle"

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MySQL official guidelines say it's pronounced My Ess queue ell
>mfw talking to a recruiter and I say I have experience working with My ess queue ell databases and she later says it as my sequel

>>57144021
Is SQL really obsolete? What will replace it on a large scale?
>inb4 obscure programming languages

Èsséquèlle

>>57145420
Nothing will replace it. NoSQL is used alongside SQL, it's not a replacement.

>>57144017
Structured Query Language

S-Q-L if you're not autistic

>>57144017
There are won't 2 proper wars of pronouncing it: Es Que El, and sequel.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

>2016
>still using sql / rdbms

>>57144089
What about NSA, FDA, and [list of eceptions]?
Not saying it's Ess Cue El, but there's definitely not a one sided debate.

>>57145420
MariaDB

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look, tards. it is pronounced Suckquall. Its not called CQL (c makes a "sea" or "kuh" sound). S makes a "suh", "Ess" sound. Suh Quh Uhl. embrace it.

>>57148601
suh muh dick

>>57144017
squeal

>>57144017
"pronouncing" acronyms is a mental deficiency

>>57144017
I've heard conflicting reports. I always said #1 and was told explicitly not to say #2, but recently I've been hearing people use #1, including DEFCON presenters.

>>57145187
ゲントオウ

>>57144017
You only say Ess Cue Ell if you're new. It's pronounced Sequel

>>57144017
Ess Que Drawp Tay bull

>>57145187
"meem"

"COBOL for the 21st century"

>>57144017
Sequel, Skwel are acceptable.
If you want to prove to the cool database guys down the hall that you're a freshfaced newbie, just make sure you spell out every acronym.

>>57144903
Pason?

>>57145187
Jen Two

How do you guys say ftp?

>>57153542
eff tee pee

>>57153542
eff tee pee

how are you guys alive right now? do you get fed through a tube?

>>57153551
I always said "fuh-tup"

>>57144017
Everyone in the know knows it's school, just like SCSI is sexy and png is ping
Why else would people be saying "too cool for sql"?

>>57144089
you sure it's not an initialism?

>>57153542
It's pronounced "fucktap"

either s q l or sequel.

>>57144017
Ess Cue Ell

>>57145187
I know it's supposed to be pronounced "Jen-two", but I've always pronounced the G like in "Again", a hard G.

>>57153743
same here
Gentoo as in GNU (but don't let Stallman catch me saying that)

>>57144021
I love mongo and cassandra but that's just stupid

>>57144017
эc, кью, эл
(эc кaк дoллap)

>>57144017
samuel

>>57145218
Literally this, anyone with any actual experience would know this.

>tfw no one reads the developer docs or styleguides then blabs on like an idiot

>>57145420
We're caught in an endless cycle where people who don't understand SQL try to make something better than SQL and fail because they never understood SQL and didn't think of all the actual problems SQL solves, and then start giving their garbage "solutions" more SQL-like functionality, until what they've eventually made is a really shitty relational database and everybody who gets it laughs at them.

skwel

Ess kue ell
All acronyms should be said like this.

I actually heard someone say guh-noo recently. Kek.