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>>57135860
>tfw work for EasyCuck

>>57135860
>Be me as a microsoft expert at bestbuy
>Witness a young pajeet whose computer doesnt work shouting at geek squad.
>Geek squad agent takes the computer and presses the power button.
>Computerworks.avi
>pajeet shouts that he works for an "IT" firm and goes on threads like this and "helps" people and it couldnt be something as simple as that.
>Geek squad agent points at card reader for pajeet to swipe card
>Pajeet.exe has crashed
>Pajeet starts cursing the cows of "our people"
>Geek squad agent takes customers card and swipes, hands the receipt and walks away
>Pajeet complains about geek squad for his own fucking stupidity.
>Pajeet goes home and makes threads like these.

>>57137832
Top fucking kek

>buy phone from Best Buy Mobile (they had the best deals at the time)
>get GeekSquad warranty because I'm a cuck/kinda worried phone will crap out on me (reason I was getting a new one anyway)
>year later, phone dies
>go to BB mobile, they say to talk to GS
>go talk to them, they say to get warranty info from BB customer service
>go to customer service, they say I have to go to GS for that
>say "fuck it", go to BB mobile directly
>"GS said to come here to get a replacement"
>my warranty should have only covered my Nexus 5 (or up to that value)
>they give me a S7 as a replacement because they were too lazy to check replacement value

>>57137902
Naisu desu

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> buy creative Zen vision m instead of iPod because fuck apple
> buy bb warranty for 4 years because who the fuck is creative
>2 years later zvm shits the bed
> Take to best buy. GS tries to press down the sliding switch to turn it on.
> I try to correct him but he says it's broken and we don't carry it anymore
>Cashier can't find record of warranty in computer. Receipt is worn as fuck and not legible
> GS Tells cashier to give me $300 gc
> Cashier gave me the zvm back and a $300 gc
> I buy an xbox360
> Mfw I paid $150 for it
>Mfw I go home and discover the zvm charging cord was the only part broken

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>throw up on my thinkpad
>it stops working
>I deduce its probably the motherboard
>I take it to best buy customer service to see if they can figure out what the problem is
>they want to charge me 500 leafdollars for fix and replacement parts
>buy a used x230 from some very brown pajeet for $400

Fuck those best buy guys.

>>57139534
>Cuck not smart enough to turn like 45 degrees to not barf on computer
>Barfs on computer
>Bitches about bestbuy's prices to fix his fuck up
Someone used to ride the short bus.

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>>57139594
I don't even remember throwing up. I woke up and it wouldn't turn on and there was liquid pooled underneath and on the keys, no chunks just a bad smell.

>>57139534
>drink too much coffee, take too much DXM and smoke a bunch of cigarettes
>vomit all over macbook while watching Serial Experiments Lain
>Lain's face is stuck on the screen and laptop stops functioning
>buy a Thinkpad, install Arch and become a living meme

>>57140248
>>drink too much coffee, take too much DXM and smoke a bunch of cigarettes
Man I've had some bad power chucks with DXM.