>Hey anon, I think my Facebook has a virus, can you check it out?

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>>57133609
>No it hasn't faggot!!!

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>>57133609
>that fucking 4k $1800 NEC monitor
>a 2 bucks keyboard

>>57133609
Sure.

>>57133609
Who told you my name?

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>>57133656

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>>57133609
Yooooo, is that harambe in the background.

Also, I don't think you can get a virus on your Facebook machine girllll

Tbqh Facebook once blocked my neighbour from logging in saying he has a virus. I thought it was phishing attempt or something like that and I thought clearing cookies would help (and it did).
And to navigate to clearing cookies I had to go through history (he uses botnet Chrome). Lots of porn was in there. He's 40 year old single.

>>57133609
god dammit, i wish i had a job.

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>>57133812
Moving on two weeks after.
"Anon set me up cellular data on the phone and fix my Whatsapp while you're at it"
Time and date was out of sync, fix it. Setting up cellular data, SMS arrives.
"Don't talk to me ever again you creep"
>mfw

>>57133882
my aunt has wireless router at her home but didn't think about connecting her phone to it

>whatsapp pictures and videos are so slooooowww!

>>57133656
>>57133747
TAKE YOUR FIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE, NOT IN THIS THREAD!

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>>57133747
*teleports behind you*

>>57133609

i'm not even gay or into fashion

but what the fuck is she wearing a chunky ass businessman watch for

>>57133609
>Nuts magazine staff

it's amazing she managed to articulate a sentence tbqh

>>57133609
I want to punch her in the face for that retarded set up (no homo)

>>57133760
>>>/Reddit/

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>>57133989
*taps you on the shoulder*

>>57133609
Who is Keith? Should I be concerned?

>>57133609
>hey anon, i think my pussy has a virus, can you check it out?

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>hey anon! Thanks for fixing my internet the other day, I think it's happening on my phone too now!

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>>57134401
No

>>57133609
>i got a high-paying job because i flirted with the weird hiring manager who was browsing a blue chinase website from the 80s lol! #holla #cashmoney #blacklivesmatter #bbconlyforme

>>57133609
>wgirl
uhhh???? don't talk to me slut!!!!!

>Nuts? How about deez nuts?!

>>57133852
me 2 senpai

>I didn't choose the NEET life

>>57133609
>Office for some shitty clickbait website
>This woman is the company "social media expert", a.k.a the one with the easiest, slackest, highest paying position that the boss knows nothing about to give advice other than "good work, it looks good!"
>She literally just spends all day on Facebook and, bored, constantly tries to talk to coworkers, getting them in trouble
>Novelty license plate on monitor (her fiancee's or kid's name or some shit, don't know what the "virgin" part is about)
>Life-size Harambe cutout in the aisle, likely approved by the boss, who tries to be "hip" with all the "latest trends"
>Sports team flag waving above the cubicles like some inane tribal claim to territory, likely not the only one, likely belonging to the guys who can literally ONLY talk about that specific sport
>Hulk Hands over in the distance, on top of cabinet, likely for office's quota of "minimum one office toy" for stress relief (anyone caught playing with it is immediately scolded for not doing work at work, except for the Social Media Expert)

This looks like the most crushing place to work of all time.
I can just hear the two-year-old memes my soccer mom cubicle neighbor would be cackling at me, met with a chorus of normies legitimately laughing and asking where she got it.

>>57134527
>take a little step back
Oh, whaaat? Like, for real? Yeah, pass it here.
>take another little step back
C'mon, pass it here, just reach a little further.
That's it, twist your body around.
Reeeeach-
>While taking phone, snap picture of her now complete nip-slip
Alright, I'll take a look at this and get it right back.
>Delete useless filler apps and obviously unused bullshit clogging things up
>Root through picture folders, find a nude meant for the boyfriend (must have been long enough ago to forget or she wouldn't have been so trusting with her phone)
>Send nude and nip slip to self
>Delete both originals
Yeah, here you go. Totally had the same virus on there. Make sure you don't open any weird e-mails!

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>>57134753
Ending the cuck meme starts with (you)!

>>57133609

this facebook definitely has a virus and the only way to get rid of it is if we sleep together

>>57133609
Freaking harambe is alive they made him into a poster F(##ING libcucks

>>57133699

It doesn't cost $1800 anon

>>57135029
>Rosie-Jones.jpg

fucking retard. she doesn't need a job, she already has 3 chads dp'ing and spitroasting her at her command.

>>57133933
>Wi-Fi is significantly faster than mobile network
What kind of shithole do you guys live at

>>57136214
Burgerland

>>57133609
i'll check whether you have a virus

*grab her right by the pussy*

>>57133609
It's her cunt that has the viruses from fucking all her employers .

Harambe is not pleased, look at his face. Also, Keith is a fucking faggot.