Whenever someone tries to grill me for no fucking reason, I say "Are you on {Adderall, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse}? You're acting really weird right now, and it's scaring me," and they always back off immediately.
>>57131339
>Whenever someone tries to grill me for no fucking reason
Where do you work that this happens often?
>>57131358
IBM Austin
>>57131339
Oh man. I used to have a script for those. My friends and I called them "broncos" used them to get through college.
Whenever someone tries to grill me for no fucking reason I ignore them
>>57131339
Are they afraid of being reported for drug use?
>>57131358
Yea seriously what kind of workplace cuckoldry is that
>>57131339
you forgot ritalin
>>57131339
Never stay at one place for too long unless it's a fantastic gig. The moment a job becomes more trouble than it's worth, go somewhere else and ask for higher pay.
>>57131412
what do you do at IBM?
I'm a CCNA looking to get a job at their NOC in Houston right now
>tfw have scripts with refills for ritalin and vyvanse
damn right i am
>>57131339
I just tell them to fuck off
Tech workplace tip: Many techies actually are on speed or other uppers. That's why so many of them act like incredible assholes. Well, that and bipolar disorder.
>>57131339
>Vyvanse
Wew lad. Never again. Those things are literally ADHD pills, pills that give you ADHD.
>>57131832
>Vyvanse made you distracted
You probably didn't have ADD to begin with.