>pic related; it's me
You can meme online all day long about $50 chink superphones...BUT only an Iphone can make you a FUCKING man
Wake up manlet, beta, bearded autistic cucks
>>57130830
Hah! That dumpy little iTart.
>iManlets
>>57130830
bruh...
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ARE
T H O S E
H
O
S
E
>>57130830
If you think a phone is what defines a "Real Man"
you're a bitch. You look like the type who thinks they're a badass yet nobody wants to be around you because you smell of jizz and suicide.
>>57130904
Sandals
>>57130904
feets
Exhibit A:
>balding
>manlet
>rolled up trousers (see point above)
>dirty, white Converse
>shoulderlet
>forwawrd shoulders
>probably a forward-head posture
>horrible head/body ratio
>natural monobrow
Exhibit B:
>what this >>57130904 guy said
>autism shorts
>gynaecomastia
>autism backpack (probably Solomon brand)
>six-head and balding
>pubic beard
>jaw covered in fat
>Not even a real Apple store
>Buying an iPhone in Malta is a status symbol in Malta on par with a University graduation ceremony that deserves standing like mongoloids taking photos
About what I expected.
>>57131066
>pubic beard
As opposed to?
>>57131103
>As opposed to?
you think you are clever in this, but really it just shows you are so far in the ugly autist cave you don't even know what a proper beard texture is. poor thing. get some sunlight soon
>>57130904
>niggers think this is banter
>>57130904
Well memed (GONE WRONG)
>>57130830
>only an Iphone can make you a FUCKING man
heh more like being fucked by men
>>57131147
>>57131156
>/g/ is unironically getting triggered in defense of sandals
you can't make this up
>Owning a phone in 2016.
>>57130904
$900 Rick owens sandals
>>57131103
As opposed to well groomed beard. You can be better than this anon.
>>57131182
>not liking sandals
Get your anti-freedom footwears out of here MS shill.
>>57131182
>niggers think people calling out their chimp banter is defensive
The numale and his hippie outfit are laughable, but the meme you posted is nigger trash.
REMINDER: apple products are made by fags for fags
absolutely disgusting
>>57131066
He's pajeet.
>>57131364
Hugh Mungus
>>57131330
look faggo I don't give a fuck what you think about dumb nerdshit like memes
but AYO HOL UP are you saying ugly sandals, cargo shorts, and a graphic t is a hippie outfit? how far removed from cool can one man be? i bet you think a zoot suit is sharp and relevant. lmao'ing at your life brocacho.
Who's this squirrely fella?
>>57130830
nah my 6+ is still perfectly serviceable, no need to mindlessly spend money on useless "upgrades".
u consumerist whore
>>57130830
iManletpajeet
>>57130830
>OP a fagoot
But wait a mement, what is this?
>beta, bearded autistic cucks
>pic related
Kek.
>>57131449
Shieeeet
>>57130904
Where do you live that you don't know what sandals are? Canada?
Can I get a 5'11" vs 6" foot edit?
>>57131710
Where do you live where you think it is acceptable to wear something like that
>>57131103
There is such a thing as a good tamed beard anon, not everyone is Stallman
>>57130830
Nice dad sandals faggot.
Why is everyone sperging over this dumb picture? Some autismo forced some wagecuck manlet to pose with the phone he bought. Wow.
>>57131449
came here to say this
>>57131805
I was ordered to pose with him. Such is life in my country. Our local iCentre treats buyers like celebrities
Min wage here is 669 euros & most r on it
Why do millennials never shave?
>>57130830
>a FUCKING man
Yeah, just look at these two alpha studs
>>57132054
Why would you want to look like a woman?
>>57132054
They cant get pussy anyway- too beta; so why bother...just appear fashionable
>>57130830
>le Premium Reseller xDDDD
>manlet standing on toes
>apple
>>57131066
you forgot fat for exhibit B
>>57132834
>le Premium Reseller xDDDD
lost it
>>57131182
Underrated post. Made me squeeze out a fart while laughing. Good job anon.
>>57131455
Snippy. But we call him Teh Brow.
>>57131413
I-I SEE IT!
>centre
>>57131349
>Date of Birth: Born February 24, 1955
So retarded and unprofessional looking.