An enigmatic entity graces you with its presence..

what do you do

>>>/x/

>>57129505
Peanut butter with jam vs with honey?

>>57129505
What are you

how to hack universe?

Gay or nah?

>>57129505
Quality thread OP

>>57129522
Use your imagination. And always remember, truth is stranger than fiction.

>>57129526
Jam. As long as it is the real deal and not that synthetic shit they sell in walmart.

>>57129527
That which on many on /g/ aspire to be. The real deal.

>>57129544
*tips fedora*

Are you a hax0r?

>>57129571
What If I told you..

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>>57129505
3600

>>57129505
How pasty is your skin?
Do you exagerate your ability to people?
Are you the equivalent of a codemonkey, or penmonkey?

Encryption-Info: AES-128,CBC,PKCS5 Padding
Key-Info: MD5,PBKDF2 HmacSHA1
Decrypt-URL: https://www.infoencrypt.com

5vaaGDtJcDIYZpEXR88JSXTDW38xLdmTQQYr0lquJu+lMojv+B7qQzJhkM15QFF/KLBKIHzNSPg5
b7+rK7YWwRr2/ypoow8DvyWDHGjsExHGx1rycdiCGxxpbpN4+KZM

In this thread there are enough clues to decode this.

>>57129505
I remember when hacking involved whistling....

>>57129758
Forgot to quote >>57129557

Are you afraid of the nsa?

Can i be owned by going to awebsite or public wifi network?

Do you use linux or windows or osx?

How do people react to you irl?

>>57129505

How's middle school going?

>>57129794
Would kek
But you sure?

Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up straight?

>>57129751
>How pasty is your skin?
I'm tanned, but I do not spend much time outside.

>Do you exagerate your ability to people?
People don't know about my abilities at all.
Having a large ego is not an advantage in this business.

>Are you the equivalent of a codemonkey, or penmonkey?
Neither of those. One has to be universally well rounded to be effective.

>>57129780
>Are you afraid of the nsa?
>Can i be owned by going to a website or public wifi network?
Yes and yes.
>Do you use linux or windows or osx?
I work on linux exclusively.
>How do people react to you irl?
Your aptitude in this area is not readable by appearance, nor does it define your personality or hobbies. The people in this business tend to have peculiarly eccentric tendencies though.

malware development

>>57129876
>Are you afraid of the nsa?

I forgot to answer this question. I'm not afraid, but I do respect the abilities of their TAO department.

>>57129876
how did you learn?
any steps? procedures?

How much information do you have access to/know about?

>>57129505
>hurr i'm an aspie programmer ask me anything!!

you know there's a lot of programmers on this board? you're not special

>>57129894
What should i do to protect myself from public wifi?

So do you take contracts from the nsa? Does the nsa know who you are?

tells us some things that the govt. openly lies to the public about, and the public are dumb enough to believe. keep it technology related if possible. also I've always wondered if govt. has had access to smart phones and all this new technology decades before they release it to the general public, is that how this type of implementation normally works?

>>57129906
Knowing the steps and procedures are not enough, it will help you be a mediocre pentester at most.

Fundamentally and ideally, it requires a combination of personality traits and a level of intelligence that are statistically rare. If you were to enter a defcon conference for example, you would find less than 1% in the crowd to have the required mindset. And these are people that are supposed to be interested/knowledgeable in this subject already.

>>57129965
>What should i do to protect myself from public wifi?
Not use public wifi.
>So do you take contracts from the nsa? Does the nsa know who you are?
I think that the NSA has better things to do than track some edgy aspie 'h4x0r' like me on an imageboard.

>>57129966
I'm not an authority on the subject nor do I have a compelling political message to vent out. But it is safe to say that you can consider your smartphone compromised at all times, as well as the modern windows versions(windows 7 SP3+, windows 8 stock and windows 10 stock).

>>57130044
So you're saying at a public library a hacker could for example compromise my arch linux system withoutany open ports?

HTTPS everywhere enabled etc?

>>57130098
Yes that is correct.

>>57130107
but someoen like you is so statistically rare that it's proabbly never going to happen?

I actually walk around the library and look at everyones computers before sitting down to make sure none of them are suspect?

>>57130143
If you do not understand the modus operandi of a hacker, I doubt that any actions undertake will bring you closer to your goal. That is not criticism on you, its just that keeping an APT at bay is very difficult.

>>57130107
How would you do it?
I don't really believe you, and till now you just seem like a roleplaying retard.
Social engineering of any kind is not allowed, and the only connection to him you have is via the network.
I'll even give you his IP.
How would you do it?
>inb4 I have nothing to proof
>inb4 implying I would give away my methods

>>57130322
>Public library
>Attracts attention by walking around checking out other people despite my statements in 57129876
>Requests an IP adres in a local open network
>Runs his traffic through a gateway of said local network
>Resolves domain name servers and connects to external webservers
>Social engineering of any kind is not allowed

:^)
I would probably social engineer you, just to prove my point. But really, the possibilities are endless with low hanging fruit like you.

>>57130426
You didn't answer my question.
How would you compromise his system?
If you say you can do it, but you can't answer that, I'm sure that you are just a roleplaying 17 year old retard.

>>57130490
You sound frustrated, perhaps you glanced over my answer? Let me repeat it for you.

:^)
I would probably social engineer you, just to prove my point.

There are 6 other answers embedded in my previous post. But you need the mindset to understand it. I don't think you will ever have it.

>>57130426
nothing personnel... kid

>>57130640
Spot on.

>>57130710
What a waste of time. All I get is an angry auspie.

>>57130599
You just using :^) doesn't actually make frustrated or anything.
I'm just stating the obvious, that you are a retard who pretends here to be some awesome hacker, talking about shit he doesn't know anything about.
As for your 6 'points' (they are just attack vectors at best), how would any of them help you accomplishing the goal of compromising his system?
Simply put, they don't.
Your 'special mindset' (more like special needs) won't help you either.
At best you can affect his network traffic if you are smart.
But you didn't even talk about how you'd do that.

If you don't talk about the only thing that would interest any of us, then why open this thread?
For what purpose?
The purpose is simple, you are just a dumb fag;
The kind which would lie just to inflate their insecure ego. ;^)

Anyway; thread closed, you don't even need to reply, as I won't read it.

>>57130803
Do you need to assume an alter persona just to come back at me? Have a little faith in yourself.

I appreciate that you came back at me though to attempt to counter me. But drop the charade, as I said before, a big ego won't get you anywhere.

>>57130803
You are right I am in fact roleplaying. How did you now?

>>57129505
hello, I am [vague assertion]. you will never understand me or my true nature as i operate on an elevated level of half articulated ideas and boasts of an indistinct and unprovable nature. all questions you pose towards my implied superior intellect will be greeted not with an answer but with an implication that to answer would be to entrust you with a promethean knowledge which is too much for your simple mind.

please reply to my thread.

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hello, it is my dr parnassus from conneticut I love to haxxor relaxor.

anyone who can crack my ceasar crypt wins

ok here we go

iggenr < solve this

>>57129505
How much money have you made from pwn contests / bug bounties / selling information / selling exploits?

>>57130640
>>57131224
>>57132065
kek'd

What does assembly look like?

Will you be my friend?

>>57129505
will my PS2 work with my tower? I wanna play a game on ps2 from the old days but i dont have a tv anymore, just my desktop

can i plug my ps2 into my desktop?

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nigga pls.

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Remember when EG was good? I use to run EG between 2006 and 2015. I just stopped caring after psycho disappeared for a year.

>>57129505
Should I install gentoo?

>>57129505

Is illuminati is real Israel?

Hello I am back.

>>57132175
I don't sell information. I'm more of a scratch my back and i'll scratch yours kinda guy.
Plus I bloody hate russians, and they are the only ones that actually pay for stuff.

>>57134062
An irish accounting sheet, translated to Chinese and read in UTF-8 format. That's basically assembly for you.

>>57135375
My nigga. You are the only one so far that understood the reference.

>>57135415
I prefer debian-based distro's.

>>57135421
Truth...is stranger than fiction.

>>57129505
Is your girlfriend slow in the head?

>>57129534
>mason
>asking this ?
>year of our mook 2016

>>57129759

QUIET JOU >:(

>>57130098

the linux network stack and drivers are buggy and owned ten times over. assume tcp/ip/ethernet bugs that can break in without you knowing.

>>57129505
What philosophy allows you to do anything, but white hat?
Inb4 human garbage with no moral center replies to this post.

>>57132175
>selling info/exploits

the good hackers use or trade most of the info/exploits. selling that stuff is how you get fucked by intel agencies or dod contractors or the fbi.