What to do?

>>57116547
cum on the pins

barrel

>>57116547
>core2quad
Server

>>57116552
I can't

>>57116556
nop

>>57116569
It's good enough?

>>57116552
>Pins
What do you think this is, AMD?

maybe try retailing them online to ebay or another website 50 bones each maybe.

>>57116727
no those cpu's are 10-13 years old idiot

Drill a hole in them and make some neat keychains

>>57116609
>It's good enough?
Are you kidding? Of course it is!

>>57116609
Why not?

>>57116777
Just the first Pentium 4 got pins.

>>57116866
>>57116879
Alright, I'll get a 775 mobo. What should I do with the other CPUs?

cum on one, insert one into your anus, cook the other with eggs, and use the last one as a back scratcher.

>>57116952
I can't cum and I don't wanna insert them in my anus, but thanks anyway.

>>57116944
>>57116844

Either that or keep collecting and make a little collage with them.

>>57117029
>I can't cum
Is your peanus weanus defective or something?

>>57117029
>I can't cum
Wtf why not?

>dat celery

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>pentium4

>>57117053
>>57117059
No penis

>>57117109
why not? did you cut it off?

>>57117109
CWC, is that you?

>>57117109
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>57117126
no he still has a cock, he just made a makeshift vagoo in his taint between his balls and ass.

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>>57117109
>implying "girls" can't cum

>>57117141
DON'T REMEMBER ME

>>57117147
[spoiler]That's pee anon[/spoiler]

>>57116547
Grab Gigabyte GA-G41M-ES2L mobo somewhere and flash trannyboot into it, use it with your Core2Quad, be free as in freedom.

>>57117178
>trannyboot
wut

>>57117177
[spoiler]No, it isn't.[/spoiler]

>>57116777
You are the idiot. These are LGA775 CPus, and you have the years manufactured printed on them. The lower two are 2006.

Upper left from 2003 is socket 478 I think (PGA). The other Prescott on right is already pinless.

>>57117198
libreboot.org

>>57116547
OP, where did you get them?

>>57117119
>>57117126
>>57117127
I'm a

                                                                          girl

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>>57117243
no way

>core2quad cpu is 6€
>775 mobo is 150
What about fuck this shit

>>57117233
1st P4 -> got it on a prebuilt in 2004
Celeron -> got it on a prebuilt in 2006
2nd P4 -> that Celeron sucked, so I bought a preowned P4
C2Q -> build a gayman PC in 2008, I think

>>57117288
shhhh

>>57117243
See >>57117147

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>>57117288
>date +"%Y"
>he thinks that there are no grills on internet

>>57117358
See >>57117177

>>57117376
See >>57117205

>>57117355
If I had C2Q i would >>57117178
It's the best use for LGA775 CPUs.
If you want working PCI-E slot on libreboot, compile it from git repo.

>>57117399

                                                                                                               I have a pussy so I can guarantee you that's pee

>>57117431
>I have a pussy
That's a open wound, girly boy.

>>57117413
What's the fuss about that specific mono?

>>57117472
it is on of the most available libreboot mobo
you can get one for cheap on aliexpress from chinks

>>57117178
>G41M-ES
It's that a "gamer" mobo?

>>57117536
No.
https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/Original-For-GA-G41M-ES2L-G41-LGA-775-DDR2-ATX-Motherboard-Well-Tested-90-Days-Warranty/32311331085.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10069_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10039_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10070_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_6&btsid=8abac93a-271a-47cc-8f56-d97b208ff8d5

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>>57117536
>gamer" mobo

Doesn't seem like one

>>57116547
You can make a necklace onr keychain out of them
Captcha: "deports jose" fug...

>>57117554
Is that brand new? Because I found some cheaper pre owned in my country craigslist

>>57116547
Drill a hole in the corners and wear them as earrings/keychain decorations

>>57117591
>>57117609
Kek, I thing I'll make one with that 478 P4 since it's pretty much useless.

>>57117624
*think
Fucking autocorrect

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>>57117624
Now after seeing this thread I want to make a keychain too so I just bought a Xeon for 2 dollars off ebay kek.

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>>57117243
chicks with dicks are still dicks

nice try though

>>57116547
overclock them til they fry out cause why the fuck not.

>>57118010
Man, I wish more trannies looked like real life futas.
Like Bailey before the xbox hueg implants, she used to be so cute.

How do you remove the cores from a processor without destroying them?
I would like to do that to dip the cores in resin to have a neat little keychain.

>>57118010
I want to beat the fuck out of that piece of shit

>>57118152
Someone? I too want to know

>>57116547
delid the pentium and apply cooler directly on it

>>57118895
you mean the die? the actual processor """""cores""""" are nothing but a collection of logical gates and are probably far too small to properly remove from the die
>>/sqt/

>>57116944
Get some free motherboards and make a little cpu render station out of them.

Those 4 CPUs together can push quite a lot of performance.

>>57118051
>real life futas
Those can't exist, girls don't just magically spawn a dick and keep their clit. VR will take that pain away tho.

>>57118947
I don't care if they dont have an axe wound as long as they are pretty and very feminine.

>>57118932
Nigga, you understood

>>57116547

The Q8300 is still usable for a server or office processor machine if you can find a mobo for it.

The others are waste of electricity, sell them for a buck each, maybe someone needs to upgrade their legacy software servers somewhere.

That one guy suggesting making a rendercluster is an idiot, don't listen to him.

Cheers

>>57118932
come on my dude, you knew I was talking about the die.
Well, how?

>>57119016
how do you think, retard? pliers and a scalpel probably will do

Terminate them

>>57119028
No need to be a faggot dude.

>>57118152
If you want to make a keychain, you're better off finding a pre-made one already. Your second best bet is to find a defective chip die or junk wafer. You'll then have to encase it in a resin or something since it's glass and will likely shatter.

There is no practical way of getting the die from a "CPU"

>>57119076
What if I just remove the ceramic, and cut the die out with the back still on? Just buff out the pins and encase it.

>>57117367
That bitch is fugly

>>57118928
Isn't the pentium die soldered? Oh you anon

>>57119092
You could try to dremel the die from the fiberglass, then maybe try to very lightly grind or sand down the TIM until you reach the silicon. It'll probably break apart or crack very easily though.

Or: http://www.ebay.com/itm/222278806949

>>57119178
>You could try to dremel the die from the fiberglass, then maybe try to very lightly grind or sand down the TIM until you reach the silicon.

Make sure you inhale all those fine particles while you're doing it.

>>57119178
It's this official? Looks beautiful

>>57116547
HOUSEFIRE 4

>>57119398
Its one of the keychains given out to intel employees
Its like a yearly thing or something.